Difference between revisions of "Talk:Harvest Moon"

From GodWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
m
m
Line 12: Line 12:
 
{|style="width:100%; background:#E3DAC9;"
 
{|style="width:100%; background:#E3DAC9;"
 
|style="width:7%; font-size:95%; vertical-align:top;"|
 
|style="width:7%; font-size:95%; vertical-align:top;"|
'''This week’s featured topic:''' ''GV Generations – The 1st''
+
'''This week’s featured topic:''' ''GV Generations – The 2nd''
  
 
'''Other useful links:'''
 
'''Other useful links:'''
# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Cix HMWH Page 2]
 
 
# [http://welcometoharvestmoon.blogspot.com/ The HM Blog]
 
# [http://welcometoharvestmoon.blogspot.com/ The HM Blog]
 
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
 
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
Line 29: Line 28:
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3" style="border: 1px solid #ccc; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 8px; width:100%;"
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3" style="border: 1px solid #ccc; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 8px; width:100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
| style="background:#E3DAC9" |'''''If you lived here, you’d be read already.''''' • #32 • [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Cix Page 2 >>]
+
| style="background:#E3DAC9" |'''''I'm not even supposed to be here today!''''' • #33
 
|}
 
|}
 
|-
 
|-
Line 39: Line 38:
 
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">'''The Generations of Godville'''</p>
 
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">'''The Generations of Godville'''</p>
 
|-
 
|-
| <div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:2px 5px"> <div id="mp-dyk"> [[File:1stGenHumor.jpg|right|thumb|1) You youngsters have no idea how good you've got it! 2) Stay off of my lawn!]] '''The 1st Generation''' <br> <sub>By: {{god|Hairplug4men}}</sub>
+
| <div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:2px 5px"> <div id="mp-dyk"> [[File:2ndGenHumor.JPG|right|thumb|No regrets!! ...Except that one thing that one time...]] '''The 2nd Generation''' <br> <sub>By: {{god|Hairplug4men}}</sub>
  
Recently, the three-year anniversary of English Godville made me wonder if many knew the history of this world and the changes that have come along since Day 1 g.e.
+
Last week, we discussed the “War-ridden” 1st Generation. Today we discuss the “Ignorant but Ambitious” 2nd Gen.
  
'''The First Generation of Godville: 0 g.e. - 232 g.e''' <br>''Gods 29+ months old''
+
'''The Second Generation of Godville: 232 g.e. - 462 g.e''' <br>Gods 22-29 months old
  
In the first blog update, the developers introduced the [[Pantheon of Gratitude]] as a way to show their appreciation to the players. They also introduced the informers which sparked controversy amongst the 1st Gen. Gods – so much so, in fact, that many of them overlooked the many other advancements that came after. The scars linger with some to this day.  
+
As the wars of the 1st gens died down early in the 2nd generation, the gods who fought in them did not forget the battlefields after the peace came. Throughout the entire 2nd generation, many of these 1st gen gods argued about who did what to who and fairness and cheating... all the while new players were coming online with exciting updates to the droid app making Godville more like the browser version. The 2nd gen gods had no clue why people cared so much about fighting so viciously in the forums and many of them tried desperately to bring peace and lighten the mood.
  
By the second update, the Developers noticed the restless Gods had begun fighting in the forums so they created the ideabox in hopes of entertaining them. It did not work. The fighting increased and wars began. Perhaps it was all this fighting that inspired the Developers to gift the Gods with the ability to watch their Heroes duel in the third update.
+
Guilds were created around the entire notion of having no enemies and no fighting at all. Guilds like...
  
The updates came quick and heavy then. Godville jumped leaps and bounds, but all was in vain for Gods didn't care about increased or new pantheons, they only cared about their pride and defended it ruthlessly. This inspired the Developers to grant Gods the privilege of sending their Heroes into the arena at the Gods' own choosing. Rather than serve as a distraction from the troubles, this only fueled the wars.
+
Blue Feather, Guild Name, Lucky God Casino and Ankh-Morpork City Watch, who state it best in their wiki: “...a model of diversity (though perhaps not efficiency) by recruiting heroes from all races, classes and abilities (or lack thereof).
  
The Developers thought that, perhaps, if the Gods saw their Heroes raising a pet it could teach them to love each other and be kind. The Gods only saw the bad in things by this point and, to them, these new pets – prone to eating their Hero's new special artifacts and dragging the Hero through the mud – were quite the nuisance.
+
Things were looking up in Godville, if perhaps people couldn't forgive they may be just able to forget the transgressions of the past.
  
The great crash of 191 g.e. was a much needed time of rest for the battle weary Gods. The very next month they saw the first temple finished and the first Godville Times. Santa Claws brought an end to this generation with hard won gifts for their Heroes.
+
'''Great gods of the second generation:'''
  
'''Great Gods of the First Generation'''
+
* God {{god|Epoch}} – Taught us a gold coin is worth about $580.50.
 +
* God {{god|Sniper}} – Travelled Godville spreading knowledge.
 +
* God {{god|Issu}} – Although AFK for months now, still holds many spots on page one of the [[pantheon of gladiatorship]], including 1st.
  
God: {{god|Godville}} <br>Hero: '''Godville's Admin''' <br>Age: ~ 39 m.
+
'''Favorite HM 2nd gen gods:'''
* The god in control of the Holy Random.
 
  
God: {{god|Godzillla}} <br>Hero: '''Sampsalot''' <br>Age: ~ 34 m
+
* God {{god|Zeerty}} – Just barely 2nd gen but an amazing answer machine!
* The first temple owner of godville.
+
* God {{god|Tchulmaak}} – My arena idol. Always helpful and always deadly in the arena!
  
God: {{god|Spode}} <br>Hero: '''Hrun''' <br>Age: ~ 34 m
+
'''Godville Generations Exposed:'''
* The reason we all have a wiki to enjoy!
 
  
And, last but certainly not least, my personal two favorite 1st Gen HMers: {{god|Syrocko}} and {{god|Ulvolose}}, about 35 and 34 m old respectively.
+
* Day 1 – Dec. 28, 2010: Generation 1 “War Ridden”
 
+
* Dec. 28, 2010 – Aug. 15 2011: Generation 2 “Ignorant and Ambitious”
Read every post from these five gods and you'll have a new respect for war and arena. As they might say, we have no idea how good we have it now.
+
* Aug. 15, 2011 – Apr. 3, 2012: Generation 3 “All GV Can BE”
 +
* Apr. 3, 2012 – Nov. 20, 2012: Generation 4 “Spoiled”
 +
* Nov. 20, 2012 – Jul. 7, 2013: Generation 5 “The Altolution”
 
|}
 
|}
 
{|
 
{|
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">At Home with Bella Stewart</p>
+
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Doctor Frank's Advice Corner</p>
 
|-
 
|-
! style="padding:2px;" |
+
| [[File:Drfrank.jpeg|thumbnail|right|An evil queen]]''Dear Dr. Frank,''
|-
 
| [[File:Bella Stewart.jpg|thumbnail|Queen of evil]] '''Advice from the Mavin of the Macabre, the Mistress of Mystery, our very own Empress: Bellatrixie The Strange!'''
 
 
 
It's almost summertime, Harvest Moon! And, contrary to what many of us fear, being evil does not cause us to shrivel up and die in the sunlight. So climb out of the dungeon, throw off the dark capes, and let's have a good old-fashioned back yard cook out behind the guild hall!
 
 
 
* Iced Dark Flame and "special" koolaid are great ice breakers and will help everyone get in the mood for some fun in the sun.
 
 
 
* Fire up the barbecue for kitten kabobs, bunny burgers and actual hot dogs!
 
  
* Beans, potato salad, beans, beans, chips (puppy, potato, cow) and beans make great side dishes and will come in handy later.
+
''My heroine refuses to obey my heal VCs many times throughout my day, and I end up with not enough GP to punish her.  What can I do to make her listen to me since she is too stupid to heal herself?''
 +
''Signed, Too evil to Punish''
  
* Flaming s'mores make an impressive dessert. Who needs eyebrows, anyway?
+
Dearest, There’s no such thing as TOO EVIL!
  
After dinner, it's time for lawn games! Some of my favorites:
+
Why, in the name of all that is unholy, are you so concerned for your heroine’s health? Let her rot in the field for a couple of hours next time she dies and she might think twice before ignoring you again. I see so many “evil” god/desses who jump to resurrect their hero/ine the second they die and I think, “Why?” When Riff-raff kicks it, I take the opportunity to ignore him completely and get some things done around the guild hall, go shopping for a new corset, or yell at him while he’s a... captive audience.
  
* Unicorns make great lawn darts! Oops - poke someone's eye out? Dr. Frank will be passing out free eye patches!
+
“What? This isn’t a good time for you? Too busy now? Maybe next time you’ll listen when I tell you to heal!
  
* Dust bunny badminton is always fun, and it's a great way to get rid of the little blighters.
+
Does it work? Nope. Do I feel better? Sometimes. At the very least, I’ve amused myself by taunting his sentient corpse as he begs for mercy. Keep in mind that a well-placed punish can kill the monster for your heroine or even heal her when you least expect it. No Godpower to Punish? Spend it on asking for a prayer or two instead of a heal command and you may get exactly what you need.
  
* Bring out your heroes and shovels for a real game of Whack-a-Mole! After a few Dark Flames, this often escalates into Whack-a-Hero, guaranteed fun for (almost) all!
+
Yours,
  
* Time for the three-legged race! Draw straws with your partner to see which one of you loses a leg. Sponsored by Dr. Frank, who's always looking for spare parts.
+
Dr. Frank
 
 
* After the sun goes down, it's time for some fireworks - to the pup-a-pult! Setting the puppies ablaze first is sure to bring some ooohs and aaahs from the crowd.
 
 
 
* At last it's time to wind down and relax in the blood bath hot tub! See? I told you all those beans would come in handy. Instant jacuzzi!
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
{|
 
{|
 
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Fun with Fiends</p>
 
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Fun with Fiends</p>
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:LevelBoss.jpg|thumb|right|It’s nothing personal... but you might want to run anyway.]]Here we sit down periodically with a common opponent (a.k.a. a Godville [[monster]]) and find out what’s behind the mask. This week’s fiend is: [[Level Boss]].
+
| [[File:LonelyHiveMind.JPG|thumb|right|We’ll make you wish you were dead.]]Here we sit down periodically with a common opponent (a.k.a. a Godville [[monster]]) and find out what’s behind the mask. This week’s fiend is: [[Lonely Hive Mind]].
  
 
* '''Q:''' Why do you fight heroes?
 
* '''Q:''' Why do you fight heroes?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Usually, it's in self defense. I'm actually very peaceful compared to many other monsters, but most of the heroes I fight are hurrying to find a Level Boss and defeat it, and being a Level Boss, I obviously don't want them to do that. No one wants to be defeated, so I think the heroes should just beat it.}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' A: Heroes have pets. Pets are good company. We want their pets, or to be their pets. We are lonely.}}
* '''Q:''' How did you become boss of the level?
+
* '''Q:''' Why do you use the royal We?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Well, it's mostly thanks to my relative peacefulness and my ability to crack the skulls of monsters who oppose me.}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' We are many. We are lonely.}}
* '''Q:''' What is your favorite bar/tavern/etc.?
+
* '''Q:''' Have you ever tried a dating service, a social network adapter or similar to find company?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' "Down and Out", in Bumchester. The name is like the direction I often want to go during hero ambushes, but as I'm not a mole, I have much lower digging capacity than my fellow bosses underground.}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' We have. Nobody wants Us. Everybody wants one. We are many. We are lonely.}}
* '''Q:''' Which other monster in Godville do you dislike the most, and why?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' That would be the Evil Giraffe, because it's so evil. It doesn't even stop to think twice about what it's doing; it just malevolently attacks anything that doesn't look like it. I think monsters should live in peace with heroes, not in pieces.}}
 
 
* '''Q:''' What kind of hero do you prefer for dinner?
 
* '''Q:''' What kind of hero do you prefer for dinner?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Dinner? DINNER?! Haven't you heard anything of what I just said? We should live in peace! That said, I prefer those who taste like omelet.}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' We prefer heroes with pets. We can talk to their pet while eating. Pets are good company. We are lonely.}}
 +
* '''Q:''' You can talk to pets?
 +
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' We are lonely.}}
  
''...at this point our interviewer (sadly) admitted his love of omelets and mentioned he’d had one for breakfast. If the screams coming from the interview room after that were any indication... Let’s just say we hope to have a new hire for this feature by next week. If you have a burning question for a Godville [[monster]], or a particular [[monster]] you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.''
+
''This week’s interviewer was so depressed by the Lonely Hive Mind that he had to be wheeled out on a stretcher. We are currently plying him with kitten sammiches and '''Dark Flame''' and expect a full recovery. If you have a burning question for a Godville [[monster]], or a particular [[monster]] you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.''
 +
|}
 +
{|
 +
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">News Briefs</p>
 +
|-
 +
|
 +
* '''What:''' No-holds-barred arena tourney. <br>When: Now until it’s over. <br>Where: The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796 ToC forum] in the Main Square. <br>Why: Round 2 ends this week, then it’s on to the insanity known as the semi-finals!
 +
* '''What:''' VC-only sparring tourney. <br>When: NOW! <br>Where: The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2261 Yggdrasil The Ash Tree guild forum]. <br>Why: Round 3 has begun and the VCs are just getting funnier as we go. Come for the entertainment, be inspired to write new VCs for your hero/ine!
 +
* '''What:''' Fun casino-style games as well as betting on the ToC and the ytat tourneys] (started June 1, Round 2 just completed). <br>When: Pretty much all the time. <br>Where: the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1150 Lucky God Casino forum]. <br>Why: High-stakes gambling with no RL cost! You can’t go wrong!
 +
|}
 +
{|
 +
|-
 +
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Special Announcements</p>
 +
|-
 +
|
 +
{| style="float: center; margin-center: 3em; border: 3px solid gray;"
 +
! colspan="2" style="font-size: 125%;" | Congratulations to:
 +
|-
 +
|
 +
* {{god|The Sponsor}} who templed just yesterday! Way to go!!
 +
* {{god|Hairplug4men}} who celebrates his two-year Godiversary ''today,'' along with a hearty “thank you” for hanging out with us for so long!
 +
* {{god|Azzageddi}} who came in second in the Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest with Poem #11. Thanks so much for participating!
 +
|}
 
|}
 
|}
 
| style="border:1px solid #E3DAC9;" |
 
| style="border:1px solid #E3DAC9;" |
Line 126: Line 138:
 
! style="padding:5px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #afa3bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Famous HM Heroes This Week</p>
 
! style="padding:5px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #afa3bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Famous HM Heroes This Week</p>
 
|-
 
|-
! style="padding:2px;" | #876 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1123 g.e.
+
! style="padding:2px;" | #888 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1135 g.e.
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Fyurie''' – 62nd-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Suffer; hara kyrin!, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/storytelling?page=1#p_59 59th position] in the [[pantheon of storytelling]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Kyrin}}. She’s asking someone to take a walk on the wild side and report the results via telegram.
+
| '''Jaaden''' – 96th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “…Join Harvest Moon! ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/might?page=1#p_3 3rd position] in the [[pantheon of might]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Syrocko}}. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
 
|-
 
|-
! style="padding:2px;" | #881 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1128 g.e.
+
! style="padding:2px;" | #889 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1136 g.e.
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Ideabox News:'''
+
|'''Kozel''' – 69th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Dont Panic! ☾arry a Towel”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/taming?page=1#p_62 62nd position] in the [[pantheon of taming]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Rufustjynd}}. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
* There is an opinion that Mistress Of Science should get some credit for her yesterday's content enhancements.
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
! style="padding:5px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Member of the Week</p>
 
! style="padding:5px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Member of the Week</p>
 
|-
 
|-
| [[File:RDS.jpg|thumb|left|Deliciously dark, marvelously malevolent, and totally templed!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|RDS}}
+
| [[File:Hasbucket.JPG|thumb|left|If he’ll steal his hero’s bucket, just imagine what he could do to you!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|Hasbucket}}
 
* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
 
* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My twin sister is a goody-goodie. The choice was obvious. Plus, I wanted to be just like LD. She's awesome!}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Ever since I took the bucket from my hero, he became very evil. Harvest Moon was a logical choice. Strange because, Thatwalrus has such poor logic... interesting!}}
* '''Q:''' Where does your heroine hide her coin purse?
+
* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Between the twins, of course!}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Thatwalrus has a potato sack he calls "bucket" and he keeps it very close to his heart.}}
* '''Q:''' Name something that you and your heroine have in common.
+
* '''Q:''' Name somethings that you and your hero have in common.
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' An intense hatred of raindrops!}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero and I share a common insatiable hunger. He for bucket (and kitten sammiches), I for evil (and endlessly punishing him all day erry day).}}
 
* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a newer player?
 
* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a newer player?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't give Lucky his charms. That jerk is out for himself!}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Best Advice for a young'n? Try the kitten, it's GOOD for you. Also, if you say to yourself, "to buy these charges is but the same as a mug of brew", beware! You're right. Over and over and over again. Your evilness will thank you.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
 
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Pepperoni and cheese! Wait, that's my tombstone. Sammiches: a good smearing of Dust Bunny.}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Kitten sammy toppings? kitty litter pâté. The pâté made of a litter of kittens. Or maybe the other litter… I do like to punish my hero!}}
* '''Q:''' Where would your heroine go on her first date...assuming she ever gets one?
+
* '''Q:''' Where would your hero go on his first date...assuming he ever gets one?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''  She'd go TP Belte's temple!}}
+
* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''  An imaginary date? The humane society of course! Nothing satisfies an evil soul like holding a bunch of kittens and then, *ahem*, "rescuing" them. Bwahahahaha! *ahem*.}}
 +
* '''Q:''' f you could change one thing about the City of Godville, what would it be?
 +
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Change one thing about the city of Godville? All black everything, with a touch of blood-splatter. Also, Kitten Sammy buckets on the menu at EVERY tavern.}}
  
 
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'
 
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'
Line 157: Line 170:
 
! style="padding:2px;" | Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
 
! style="padding:2px;" | Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
 
|-
 
|-
| <br>'''WANTED:''' Night vision goggles. Deliver to the person in the tree, in the shadows, next to the bear trap, in front of Ceccetticat's temple.
+
| '''WANTED:''' Golden dentures immune to gummy bear traps. Deliver to the goddess inside the bear trap outside Ceccetticat's temple.
|-
 
| <br>'''PERSONAL:''' Inner demon looking for Love demon to spawn hell child.
 
|-
 
| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' One Silent Knight’s voice box. Never been used.
 
|-
 
| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' While supplies last, hollowed out dust bunny slippers. Made from real, dead, previously owned and discarded dust bunnies. Visit ''New Again!'' in Dogville.
 
|-
 
| <br>'''HELP WANTED:''' Help your local AA Chapter today. Arch-nemesis Anonymous is here to help support enemies destroyed by your heroes. With your support, these defeated creatures can rise up to fight another day.
 
|-
 
| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Used tombstone. Perfect for someone named John Smith. Call OMENS-4-LESS.
 
 
|-
 
|-
| <br>'''WANTED:''' Poo for flinging. Currently cannot produce enough for my own needs. Will buy in bulk and pay in poo. Call POO-FLI-NGER.
+
| <br>'''RECALL:''' Attention! Gods who have any of the skills listed below may be eligible for a full refund. Please contact 279-NEED-NOW if your hero/ine may be affected.
 +
* d i  d  b  h  d  vv    dd  b    n  d  d       
 +
* f      w    j        s        x      h    s s      d  n      dr   
 +
* s  t  a    s      m  s  k    f 
 +
* t    al  l dr    i  k o      f w    te  r
 
|-
 
|-
| <br>'''SERVICE:''' Tientee’s Extermination Service. No pest is too big or too small. Whether it’s ants or your significant other’s aunt, let us do the dirty work for you! Call 555-DRTY-WRK today!
+
| <br>'''WANTED:''' Inner demon in search of stupid host to feed off of. You’ll know me when you see me... or will you?
 
|-
 
|-
| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Upside down maps of Godville. Useless to our heroes but fine wall art for a god! Come to Dustan’s Dusty Dungeon (right downstairs from Dustan’s mom’s place in San Satanos).
+
| <br>'''NEW:''' Trying to kick your kitty habit? Get the full-fur flavor without all that fat with the new pu... umm... kitty patch. Just lick ‘em and stick ‘em! Find them today at Chester’s Pharmacy in Anville.
 
|-
 
|-
| <br>'''FOR LEASE:''' So your hero got a Trojan horse as a pet... What is a Trojan horse without a Trojan man? Get your Trojan man today and ride him like a king. See Dustan’s mom for details.
+
| '''WANTED:''' Any being with the skills to knock someone upside the head with a large stick. One time job. Inquire at the bear trap outside Ceccetticat's temple.
 
|-
 
|-
| <br>'''PERSONAL:''' Amazonian goddess looking for love connection. call 555-4-SNU-SNU for the <s>last</s> best night of your life!  
+
| <br>'''TONIGHT ONLY:''' Live from Unspecifiedistan, the fabulous awesomePOSSUM... rhythm and blues review... for your dancing pleasure.  
 
|-
 
|-
 
! style="padding:2px;" |
 
! style="padding:2px;" |
Line 185: Line 192:
 
! style="padding:2px;" | '''Where Creativity gets disembodied.'''
 
! style="padding:2px;" | '''Where Creativity gets disembodied.'''
 
|-
 
|-
|'''Lightening Strikes''' <br>Goddess of fire, God of rain <br>Digging and fighting down the path <br>Traveling to and fro is quite a drain, <br>Learning and growing but no good at math. <br>Divine energy sweeps over the night, <br>Thunder and lightening rattle the clouds <br>Is it hero's time to fight? <br>The God voices are way too loud! <br>To the arena they go strong, <br>I just hope that god voice wasn't wrong! <br><sub>''Written by: Miss SixthSatan''</sub>
+
|Congratulations to the winner of the 1st Weekly Harvest, Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest: {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}! Thanks to all who participated and voted this go-round. As promised, here’s the stunning Susan’s stellar poem:
Be sure to check out [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Cix page 2] of the Weekly Harvest to read the submissions to the Writer’s Coroner Poetry Contest and don’t forget to vote!
+
 
 +
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Ladies and Gents, Gods and Heroes from wide and far! <br>Our shields and swords, with nicks and dents, call upon you wherever you are, <br>And bring to you the sands of the ring! The Arena cries your name in lust! <br>Brings us your blood and our hearts will sing your glory in wins, your fall in dust! <br> The Gates are open! Heed your call! And in return we may just spare <br> A place in History for you all. Come and join us! If you dare...
 
|-
 
|-
 
| <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"> '''Over the Moon'''</p>
 
| <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"> '''Over the Moon'''</p>
 
|-
 
|-
|[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|You can’t win if you don’t play!]]'''The Weekly Harvest Quiz'''
+
|[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!]]'''The Weekly Harvest Quiz'''
  
Congratulations to last week’s winner, {{god|Raindropstop}} who is challenging the month’s previous winners {{god|Never More}}, {{god|Miss SixthSatan}} and {{god|Artsonian}} in this month’s Championship round! Be sure to read next week’s issue for your chance to compete in the next one!
+
'''How to play:'''
|-
+
 
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">News Briefs</p>
+
* Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.
|-
+
* Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'').
|
+
* Answers must be submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.''
* '''What:''' No-holds-barred arena tourney. <br>When: Now until it’s over. <br>Where: The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796 ToC forum] in the Main Square. <br>Why: Round 2 starts soon! Watch some of GV’s greatest warriors spend their time and money slapping each other with trout for your entertainment!
+
* The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).
* '''What:''' VC-only sparring tourney. <br>When: It’s on like Donkey Kong! <br>Where: The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2261 Yggdrasil The Ash Tree guild forum]. <br>Why: Funny VCs and duels fought hard by warriors but (largely) won by the Random – Come for the entertainment, be inspired to write new VCs for your hero/ine!  
+
* The winner of the '''OtM Championship''' (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
* '''What:''' Fun casino-style games as well as betting on the ToC and the ytat tourneys] (started June 1, Round 2 just completed). <br>When: Pretty much all the time. <br>Where: the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1150 Lucky God Casino forum]. <br>Why: High-stakes gambling with no RL cost! You can’t go wrong!
+
 
* '''What:''' Monster Clamp downs and “Who Done It?” murder mystery games. <br>When: Regularly. <br>Where: the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2141 Godville’s Regiment forum]. <br>Why: Fun with folks from all over GV!
+
'''This week’s Answers:'''
|-
+
 
! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">But wait! There’s more!</p>
+
# Your hero leaves the Harvest Moon Guild Hall and travels at 60 mph on his Heffalump to a neighboring guild hall and 50 mph coming back using the same path. He rode a total of 5 hours away and back. This is the distance from the Harvest Moon Guild Hall your hero visited. (Round to the nearest mile)
 +
# This evil denomination separates the GV generations.
 +
# These were three of the other names the Weekly Harvest could have been called.
 +
# I have seven letters: <br>The first two stand for a boy. <br>The first three stand for a girl. <br>The first four are a brave boy. <br>The first six are addictive. <br>But all of my letters together stand for a brave girl. <br>This is what I am.
 +
 
 +
Congratulations to {{god|Miss SixthSatan}}, the winner of the last Over the Moon Championship round! Who will vie for the big prize next time? It could be you! See you in the forums!
 +
|}
 +
|}
 +
----
 +
{|style="width:100%; margin-top:.7em; background-color:#E3DAC9; border:0px solid #ccc"
 +
|style="width:70%; color:#000; text-align:center;"|
 +
{|style="width:100%; border:solid 0px; background:#E3DAC9"
 
|-
 
|-
{| style="float: left; margin-center: 3em; border: 3px solid gray;"
+
|[[File:AHC2b.jpg|700px|center]] Missed last week’s? [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Somnias_Vagus Click here!]
! colspan="2" style="font-size: 125%; padding:0.2em 0.4em;" | {{god|Miss SixthSatan}}’s '''Writer’s Coroner Poetry Contest''' submissions and the first installment of our very own comic: '''A Hero’s Chronicle''' by {{god|Sominas Vagus}} and {{god|Nekomancer}} can be found on our brand-spanking-new... <br><br> [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Cix Page Two]
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
|}
 
|}
Line 211: Line 229:
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3" style="border: 3px solid #A40000; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 8px; width:100%;"
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3" style="border: 3px solid #A40000; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 8px; width:100%;"
 
|-
 
|-
| style="background:#E3DAC9" |''Frogs will eat your first born. Chance of locust showers in the evenings.'' • [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Cix Page 2 >>]
+
| style="background:#E3DAC9" |''Snow, for some freezeon.''
 
|}
 
|}
 
----
 
----
 
{| style="float: left; margin-left: 1em; border: 1px solid gray;"
 
{| style="float: left; margin-left: 1em; border: 1px solid gray;"
! colspan="2" style="font-size: 66%;" | '''Special Thanks to our staff writers: Bellatrixie the Strange, Belteshazzar, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Elementarion, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Mistress of Science and Zeerty. Content contributors: Cecceticat, Iduna, Makaze, Miss SixthSatan, Raindropstop and SourceRunner. Staff photographer: Bellatrixie the Strange.''' [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=32848 Issue #1] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=33287 Issue #2] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=34116 Issue #3] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=34477 Issue #4] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=34550 Issue #5] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=34827 Issue #6] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=35204 Issue #7] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=35207 Issue #8] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=35563 Issue #9] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=35691 Issue #10] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=35842 Issue #11] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=35991 Issue #12] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=36100 Issue #13] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=36241 Issue #14] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=36368 Issue #15] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=36512 Issue #16] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=36726 Issue #17] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=36858 Issue #18] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=37059 Issue #19] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=37283 Issue #20] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=37506 Issue #21] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=37726 Issue #22] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=37944 Issue #23] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=38170 Issue #24] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=38329 Issue #25] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=38529 Issue #26] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=38766 Issue #27] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=38941 Issue #28] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=39533 Issue #29] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=39817 Issue #30] [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=39974 Issue #31]
+
! colspan="2" style="font-size: 66%;" | '''Special Thanks to our staff writers: Bellatrixie the Strange, Belteshazzar, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Elementarion, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Mistress of Science and Zeerty. Content contributors: Cecceticat, Iduna, Makaze, Miss SixthSatan, Raindropstop and SourceRunner. Staff photographer: Bellatrixie the Strange.''' <br>[http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_Moon#The_.22The_Weekly_Harvest.21.22 Past Issues Of the Weekly Harvest]
 
|}
 
|}

Revision as of 07:23, 20 June 2013

Masthead.jpg

This week’s featured topic: GV Generations – The 2nd

Other useful links:

  1. The HM Blog
  2. The HM Website
  3. HM Merchandise
  4. Learn About the Tourney
  5. Our Town Influence
  6. Our Forum
  7. The HM Day Spa
  8. Digging Advice

I'm not even supposed to be here today! • #33

The Generations of Godville

No regrets!! ...Except that one thing that one time...
The 2nd Generation
By: GodHairplug4men 

Last week, we discussed the “War-ridden” 1st Generation. Today we discuss the “Ignorant but Ambitious” 2nd Gen.

The Second Generation of Godville: 232 g.e. - 462 g.e
Gods 22-29 months old

As the wars of the 1st gens died down early in the 2nd generation, the gods who fought in them did not forget the battlefields after the peace came. Throughout the entire 2nd generation, many of these 1st gen gods argued about who did what to who and fairness and cheating... all the while new players were coming online with exciting updates to the droid app making Godville more like the browser version. The 2nd gen gods had no clue why people cared so much about fighting so viciously in the forums and many of them tried desperately to bring peace and lighten the mood.

Guilds were created around the entire notion of having no enemies and no fighting at all. Guilds like...

Blue Feather, Guild Name, Lucky God Casino and Ankh-Morpork City Watch, who state it best in their wiki: “...a model of diversity (though perhaps not efficiency) by recruiting heroes from all races, classes and abilities (or lack thereof).”

Things were looking up in Godville, if perhaps people couldn't forgive they may be just able to forget the transgressions of the past.

Great gods of the second generation:

  • God GodEpoch  – Taught us a gold coin is worth about $580.50.
  • God GodSniper  – Travelled Godville spreading knowledge.
  • God GodIssu  – Although AFK for months now, still holds many spots on page one of the pantheon of gladiatorship, including 1st.

Favorite HM 2nd gen gods:

  • God GodZeerty  – Just barely 2nd gen but an amazing answer machine!
  • God GodTchulmaak  – My arena idol. Always helpful and always deadly in the arena!

Godville Generations Exposed:

  • Day 1 – Dec. 28, 2010: Generation 1 “War Ridden”
  • Dec. 28, 2010 – Aug. 15 2011: Generation 2 “Ignorant and Ambitious”
  • Aug. 15, 2011 – Apr. 3, 2012: Generation 3 “All GV Can BE”
  • Apr. 3, 2012 – Nov. 20, 2012: Generation 4 “Spoiled”
  • Nov. 20, 2012 – Jul. 7, 2013: Generation 5 “The Altolution”

Doctor Frank's Advice Corner

An evil queen
Dear Dr. Frank,

My heroine refuses to obey my heal VCs many times throughout my day, and I end up with not enough GP to punish her. What can I do to make her listen to me since she is too stupid to heal herself? Signed, Too evil to Punish

Dearest, There’s no such thing as TOO EVIL!

Why, in the name of all that is unholy, are you so concerned for your heroine’s health? Let her rot in the field for a couple of hours next time she dies and she might think twice before ignoring you again. I see so many “evil” god/desses who jump to resurrect their hero/ine the second they die and I think, “Why?” When Riff-raff kicks it, I take the opportunity to ignore him completely and get some things done around the guild hall, go shopping for a new corset, or yell at him while he’s a... captive audience.

“What? This isn’t a good time for you? Too busy now? Maybe next time you’ll listen when I tell you to heal!”

Does it work? Nope. Do I feel better? Sometimes. At the very least, I’ve amused myself by taunting his sentient corpse as he begs for mercy. Keep in mind that a well-placed punish can kill the monster for your heroine or even heal her when you least expect it. No Godpower to Punish? Spend it on asking for a prayer or two instead of a heal command and you may get exactly what you need.

Yours,

Dr. Frank

Fun with Fiends

We’ll make you wish you were dead.
Here we sit down periodically with a common opponent (a.k.a. a Godville monster) and find out what’s behind the mask. This week’s fiend is: Lonely Hive Mind.
  • Q: Why do you fight heroes?
  • A: A: Heroes have pets. Pets are good company. We want their pets, or to be their pets. We are lonely.
  • Q: Why do you use the royal We?
  • A: We are many. We are lonely.
  • Q: Have you ever tried a dating service, a social network adapter or similar to find company?
  • A: We have. Nobody wants Us. Everybody wants one. We are many. We are lonely.
  • Q: What kind of hero do you prefer for dinner?
  • A: We prefer heroes with pets. We can talk to their pet while eating. Pets are good company. We are lonely.
  • Q: You can talk to pets?
  • A: We are lonely.

This week’s interviewer was so depressed by the Lonely Hive Mind that he had to be wheeled out on a stretcher. We are currently plying him with kitten sammiches and Dark Flame and expect a full recovery. If you have a burning question for a Godville monster, or a particular monster you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.

News Briefs

  • What: No-holds-barred arena tourney.
    When: Now until it’s over.
    Where: The ToC forum in the Main Square.
    Why: Round 2 ends this week, then it’s on to the insanity known as the semi-finals!
  • What: VC-only sparring tourney.
    When: NOW!
    Where: The Yggdrasil The Ash Tree guild forum.
    Why: Round 3 has begun and the VCs are just getting funnier as we go. Come for the entertainment, be inspired to write new VCs for your hero/ine!
  • What: Fun casino-style games as well as betting on the ToC and the ytat tourneys] (started June 1, Round 2 just completed).
    When: Pretty much all the time.
    Where: the Lucky God Casino forum.
    Why: High-stakes gambling with no RL cost! You can’t go wrong!

Special Announcements

Congratulations to:
  • GodThe Sponsor  who templed just yesterday! Way to go!!
  • GodHairplug4men  who celebrates his two-year Godiversary today, along with a hearty “thank you” for hanging out with us for so long!
  • GodAzzageddi  who came in second in the Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest with Poem #11. Thanks so much for participating!

Famous HM Heroes This Week

#888 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1135 g.e.
Jaaden – 96th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “…Join Harvest Moon! ☾”, stands at the 3rd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god GodSyrocko . He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
#889 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1136 g.e.
Kozel – 69th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Dont Panic! ☾arry a Towel”, stands at the 62nd position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god GodRufustjynd . Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Member of the Week

If he’ll steal his hero’s bucket, just imagine what he could do to you!
Get to know a member of Harvest Moon! This week's guest is: GodHasbucket 
  • Q: How did you choose HM?
  • A: Ever since I took the bucket from my hero, he became very evil. Harvest Moon was a logical choice. Strange because, Thatwalrus has such poor logic... interesting!
  • Q: Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
  • A: Thatwalrus has a potato sack he calls "bucket" and he keeps it very close to his heart.
  • Q: Name somethings that you and your hero have in common.
  • A: My hero and I share a common insatiable hunger. He for bucket (and kitten sammiches), I for evil (and endlessly punishing him all day erry day).
  • Q: What advice would you give a newer player?
  • A: Best Advice for a young'n? Try the kitten, it's GOOD for you. Also, if you say to yourself, "to buy these charges is but the same as a mug of brew", beware! You're right. Over and over and over again. Your evilness will thank you.
  • Q: What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
  • A: Kitten sammy toppings? kitty litter pâté. The pâté made of a litter of kittens. Or maybe the other litter… I do like to punish my hero!
  • Q: Where would your hero go on his first date...assuming he ever gets one?
  • A: An imaginary date? The humane society of course! Nothing satisfies an evil soul like holding a bunch of kittens and then, *ahem*, "rescuing" them. Bwahahahaha! *ahem*.
  • Q: f you could change one thing about the City of Godville, what would it be?
  • A: Change one thing about the city of Godville? All black everything, with a touch of blood-splatter. Also, Kitten Sammy buckets on the menu at EVERY tavern.

What would you like to know about your Harvest Moon guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'

Classifieds

Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
WANTED: Golden dentures immune to gummy bear traps. Deliver to the goddess inside the bear trap outside Ceccetticat's temple.

RECALL: Attention! Gods who have any of the skills listed below may be eligible for a full refund. Please contact 279-NEED-NOW if your hero/ine may be affected.
  • d i d b h d vv dd b n d d
  • f w j s x h s s d n dr
  • s t a s m s k f
  • t al l dr i k o f w te r

WANTED: Inner demon in search of stupid host to feed off of. You’ll know me when you see me... or will you?

NEW: Trying to kick your kitty habit? Get the full-fur flavor without all that fat with the new pu... umm... kitty patch. Just lick ‘em and stick ‘em! Find them today at Chester’s Pharmacy in Anville.
WANTED: Any being with the skills to knock someone upside the head with a large stick. One time job. Inquire at the bear trap outside Ceccetticat's temple.

TONIGHT ONLY: Live from Unspecifiedistan, the fabulous awesomePOSSUM... rhythm and blues review... for your dancing pleasure.

The Writers’ Coroner

Where Creativity gets disembodied.
Congratulations to the winner of the 1st Weekly Harvest, Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest: GodSusan Sto Helit ! Thanks to all who participated and voted this go-round. As promised, here’s the stunning Susan’s stellar poem:

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Ladies and Gents, Gods and Heroes from wide and far!
Our shields and swords, with nicks and dents, call upon you wherever you are,
And bring to you the sands of the ring! The Arena cries your name in lust!
Brings us your blood and our hearts will sing your glory in wins, your fall in dust!
The Gates are open! Heed your call! And in return we may just spare
A place in History for you all. Come and join us! If you dare...

Over the Moon

Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!
The Weekly Harvest Quiz

How to play:

  • Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.
  • Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la Jeopardy!).
  • Answers must be submitted via the Harvest Moon Forum. Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.
  • The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges and be automatically entered to play in the Over the Moon Championship, held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).
  • The winner of the OtM Championship (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!

This week’s Answers:

  1. Your hero leaves the Harvest Moon Guild Hall and travels at 60 mph on his Heffalump to a neighboring guild hall and 50 mph coming back using the same path. He rode a total of 5 hours away and back. This is the distance from the Harvest Moon Guild Hall your hero visited. (Round to the nearest mile)
  2. This evil denomination separates the GV generations.
  3. These were three of the other names the Weekly Harvest could have been called.
  4. I have seven letters:
    The first two stand for a boy.
    The first three stand for a girl.
    The first four are a brave boy.
    The first six are addictive.
    But all of my letters together stand for a brave girl.
    This is what I am.

Congratulations to GodMiss SixthSatan , the winner of the last Over the Moon Championship round! Who will vie for the big prize next time? It could be you! See you in the forums!


AHC2b.jpg
Missed last week’s? Click here!

Snow, for some freezeon.

Special Thanks to our staff writers: Bellatrixie the Strange, Belteshazzar, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Elementarion, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Mistress of Science and Zeerty. Content contributors: Cecceticat, Iduna, Makaze, Miss SixthSatan, Raindropstop and SourceRunner. Staff photographer: Bellatrixie the Strange.
Past Issues Of the Weekly Harvest