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<sub>by {{god|Hairplug4men}}</sub>
 
 
 
Lately I've been thinking about what it takes for someone to gain status and responsibility in a Zero Player Game. I was also wondering: why would someone want this? The second part was easy. The whole reason I fell in love with this game was because it allowed me to be as active or as inactive as I wanted to be. Godville allows you to take any talent you have and frame your game experience around it. Plus, I was good at it.
 
 
 
As for how to move up in the game, I first sang,
 
 
 
So you wanna be a guild superstar and live large?<br>
 
A big hall, five bars, you're in charge<br>
 
Comin' up in Godville, don't trust nobody<br>
 
Got to look over your shoulder constantly
 
 
 
Then I thought it might be better to ask those in the know, guild leaders. I first went to our very own Mistress of macabre...
 
 
 
* After long and arduous training, the one who <s>sends me the most charges</s> is best qualified is promoted to the Blood Council. ~{{god|Bellatrixie the Strange}}
 
 
 
Accurate, sincere and devilish! So I thought I should ask an elder of the admittedly leaderless, goodie [[Slaves to Armok]] guild...
 
 
 
* Active (but not disruptive or overbearingly so - doesn't derail convos, demand attention, or "rule" the GC), participates in guild activities, helpful to their guildmates and the guild (stats, support, sooo many ways to be helpful), friendly, positive attitude, excited about their guild (not likely to leave in the next 5 minutes), shares their knowledge, and - perhaps most important - does any/all of this without expecting recognition for it. :p ~{{god|Dogess}}
 
 
 
WOW! That sounded like a lot of work to not be a leader, so I figured I should probably ask someone who would expect a little less of me and went to [[no guild]].
 
 
 
* I'm not the only leader in the cause, so it's a group decision, but I suppose the main criteria we look for are along the lines of friendly people with the ability and wish to be part of the inner workings. Since we don't have much of a hierarchy like [[Harvest Moon]] has with DMs in between, and of course due in part to the fact that we are a lot smaller, promotion rounds in [[no guild]] are somewhat more rare - so far we've had a grand total of one.  ~{{god|Throll}}
 
 
 
Selective! I liked that, but by this time I had people lining up to tell me what they look for in a potential new promotees ...
 
 
 
* Lots of things. Activity, enthusiasm for the guild, a willingness to help out, positivity, encouraging, etc. Is resourceful in at least one area of GV and understands the sacredness of Ni. ~{{god|Nuanen}}
 
 
 
* Active people who can use the basic parts of the game. Higher promotions require game experience and knowledge followed with a little humour. 1st basic ranks are mostly for guild chat. Palringo normally gets the senior NCO ranks.  It's a deep process, as we talk about promotions here on Palringo in our officer room. And what don't get seen in Pal is who votes. We have documents. ~{{god|Sniper404}}
 
 
 
Then came the stragglers, who I suspect thought I was talking about something else...
 
  
* Mostly enthusiasm and participation... why? ~{{god|Shannonus}}
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This week, we’re focusing on forum events. Whether you’re an active participant, a lurker, a lurker who wants to be an active participant, or are wondering, “Godville has forums?” there’s something there for everyone!
  
And, finally, the guild run by my lovely wife in a glass. I realized she has very lax security...
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* Naturally, [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon] has the Over the Moon Quiz every Wednesday. We also throw a wicked-fun party and aren't bad company for... bad company.
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1655 sowing Sun] has a play every Sunday featuring the (mostly) original work of a Godville resident, an Awesome God adored every Friday, and various fun activities on Wednesdays.
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181 Ankh-Morpork City Watch] has a crazy karaoke machine that, along with the company there, makes every party an event to remember. No plans in the works for one at the moment, but they’re way too fun to miss! The ongoing storyline in their day-to-day posts is also riveting.
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2056 Hidden Shadows] has MadLibs! Toss out a noun or a verb and be rewarded with a hilarious story created with the help or your fellow Godvillians.
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2141 Godville’s Regiment] plays a variety of games, including monster hunts, “Who Done It?” and “Snakes and Ladders”.
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2132 Silver Raven Piracy Guild] plans raids on other guilds (all in good fun, of course). What they currently lack in membership, they make up for in adventure! There are rumors of another raid in late June. Pop on by and sign up to participate and get (maybe) a share of the booty! Aargh!
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/597 Wiki Leagues] hosts the Interspecies Mud Wrestling Tournament every so often. A fun “fight” that requires no arena skills. Urge them to do it again!
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1150 Lucky God Casino] hosts several games each week including but not limited to: Monster Wheel, White Russian Roulette and Fuzzy Dice. In addition, they host tournament betting on events like...
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2261 Yggdrasil The Ash Tree’s] Summer Gym Tourney (starts June 1). This sparring tournament is Voice-Command only with prizes not just for winning, but for entertaining the masses with witty VCs. Place a bet at the LGC and then check out YTAT’s forum and vote for your favorites!
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796 The Tournament of Champions III: Good vs. Evil] Yes, it’s the third GV-wide, no-holds-barred tourney. The thread is in the Main Square, but so are lots of other fun things like...
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* [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/591 100 Brick Count Down] - celebrate your last 100 bricks with all of Godville!
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* Also in the Main Square: help with your [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/933 chronicles,] the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1748 coaching achievement] as well as a place to comiserate with fellow owners of those cursed [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2011 Icarus wings] among many, many other things.
  
* Show up and ask and you're in. ~{{god|Naturalblondechick}}
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And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! Next time you find yourself with 10 minutes to spare, go read a page or three of a forum thread you haven’t visited. You may find a new friend, a new [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2275 spouse] or simply a new weekly read.
  
As you can see, it doesn't take much. Or it can take exactly everything you have to “level up” in this game amongst your friends and peers. But at least it gives you something more to shoot for while you are doing nothing but watching your stupid hero.
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Starting next week, we will have a “News Briefs” feature that highlights events in the guild forums around Godville. We want to know what you’ve got going on! Is your guild hosting a party, tournament, contest or wedding? Are you celebrating a holiday or Tuesday (just because)? Let us know what you’ve got coming up and we’ll plug it here, free of charge.
 
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| [[File:Drfrank.jpeg|thumbnail|right|An evil queen]]''Dear Dr. Frank,''
  
I'm fresh out of ideas, so it's time to look in the ol' mail bag again for inspiration. I'll just dump all the letters out on this table here and we can pick out the one that...hmm. One whole letter. Well, let's hope it's a good one. If this week's column sucks, too bad. It's not my fault I'm not deluged with questions and quandaries from you, my readers. Can't be bothered to buy a stamp? Lost the ability to write? Are your lives so perfect you don't need me? I don't think so! Maybe next week I'll guest write Rants from a Geezer and really tell you what I think! Why, in my day...well, I'll leave that for next week. Onward to the one wonderful reader who cared enough to write me.
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''My goody-goody wife keeps trying to tell me that I'm not doing my chores properly. How can I make it appear that I am doing them correctly without actually having to do them at all?''
  
''Dear Ms. Bella: Almost every time my hero goes to dig, his pet shoves him out of the way and grabs a bone. I used to think it was cute, in a macabre sort of way, but these things turn out to be dinosaur bones, completely made of rock. They're piling up at my temple. The museum doesn't want them, not even the skull, because of tooth marks and dubious provenance. What can I do with them?'' <br>''Signed, Beleaguered by Bones''
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''Signed, I need a break!''
  
My dear Beleaguered, <br>A big pile of dinosaur bones? How delightful! I don't understand your quandary - at Harvest Moon, we'd be fighting over who got to decorate their room with them!  So I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you must be a, dare I say it, goodie goody? Well, there's nothing this Evil Empress likes more than a challenge (and this is a BIG one)! Uses for dinosaur bones that even Pure Good! gods and goddesses can approve of:
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Dearest, The left leg or the right?
  
* Paint them rainbow colors (shudder) and use them as doorstops and paperweights.
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In all seriousness, if you broke your leg, you might get out of doing your chores for six to eight weeks, possibly longer if you manage to go for the femur. Aside from damaging yourself, one easy solution is to punish your hero until he’s delirious enough to do the chores for you. Just call it a “quest” and whisper instructions while he’s on the verge of passing out - the house will be moderately cleaner in less than a day... maybe. The forecast calls for unsuccessful Godvoices? Helloooo? Miracle button! How hard is that? If you’re not fortunate enough to have sparked enough bricks out of your hero for a temple just yet, you can always <s>bribe</s> ask Bella if she could spare a gnome for a day or two of menial labor. Best of luck in your efforts to shirk further effort!
* Using fishing line, make mobiles and hang them in your flower gardens for butterflies to rest on.
 
* Cover with peanut butter, roll in bird seed and hang from the tree branches to feed your bluebirds of happiness.
 
* Make some melodic wind chimes. I hear their tinkling music soothes fretful unicorns.
 
* Hollow out the vertebrae to make lovely planters for your spring flowers.
 
* Paint them gold and build a puppy house out of them behind your temple.
 
* Decorate them with long pastel ribbons for a toy any kitten will love.
 
* Cover with floral fabric and....
 
  
I'm sorry. I just can't go on. This is sacrilege and a waste of good bones. The best idea is to give them to your evil friends. Trust me, we'll know what to do with them. Now I'm off to the Harvest Moon Day Spa for a good, long blood bath and an alignment adjustment to wash all this sweet stuff off of me. Rainbow bones? What was I thinking?
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* '''Q:''' What is your favorite salty snack?
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* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Potetgull, or salted kitten skin. Salted deer eyes work too.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Sexy, evil, love to punish, the guild has everything in common with me.}}
* '''Q:''' What song do you love to dance to?
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* '''Q:''' What’s your favorite voice command?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' "Turn Around" with Westlife, among very many others. I love music. As an alternative, though, the screams from the Harvest Moon torture chambers can be quite groovy too.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Telling Siri the 'cloudy secretary' to play me a tune.}}
* '''Q:''' What are your hero's marketable skills?
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* '''Q:''' Name some things that you and your hero have in common.
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Swoop of the smith, foot massage, knight's move and spoon bending - Aricatus could be able to get work in a smithy, the HM spa, a chess tournament or a psychic center. For the spa, he might as well combine two skills and practice some foot bending to blend right in with the gnomes.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Seriously?! Well, I guess when I think about it, we both wind up doing very strange tasks throughout GodVille just to have a chance of getting featured in the newspaper.}}
* '''Q:''' Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
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* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a newer player?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' ''(face like stone)'' Encourage? No.  ''(stone face starts cracking)'' Ne-ve-ve-never! ''(bursts into tears)''}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Open your 'God remote', copy and paste the following string of random letters and words into your voice box and hit send: Join "Harvest Moon" Guild - if the minion didn't listen, there is a button labeled "PUNISH!" which you need to press before trying again each time.}}
* '''Q:''' Do you have any hidden talents?
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* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I have a hidden talent of not having hidden talents, which I obviously fail at.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Cheese and Mayo, toasted lightly in the oven, add one misbehaving heroine.}}
* '''Q:''' If you had to choose between frolicking with butterflies or hugging a puppy, which would you choose and why (death is not an option).
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* '''Q:''' If you could change one thing about the City of GodVille, what would it be?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The latter, as it's easier to strangle puppies than butterflies.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' All these darn too-tall Temples! They reach so high up that the tops of them ALMOST touch the "goody-goody" gods’ cloud areas! Ewwwww! We need to dig underground tunnels lined with gold bricks instead of building up temples. ''-hurls lightening-''}}
* '''Q:''' If you had to eat your hero, which part of the body would you tuck into first?  
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''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!''
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Aricatus is mostly flesh, fat and bone (not much brains or muscles, obviously), so I might as well peel off the flesh first.}}
 
 
 
''If you have a burning question for [[Harvest Moon]]'s Deities, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!''
 
 
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| '''Girl Friday''' – 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Blood Moon Devourer ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/templehood?page=1#p_18 18th position] in the [[pantheon of templehood]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Omicod}}. She is deeply gratified by her place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
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| '''EvilSnoopy''' - 66th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “For worlds end!!!!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/destruction?page=1#p_82 82nd position] in the [[pantheon of destruction]] under the vigilant supervision of the goddess {{god|EvilSnoopy}}. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
 
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| '''Argoet''' - 81st-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Champion of the Moon ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/templehood?page=1#p_4 4th position] in the [[pantheon of templehood]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Ulvolose}}. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
 
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| <br>'''WANTED:''' Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hula hoop. Call 555-WHA-HUH4 for details.
* Rumor has it that {{god|Lady Up Above}} submits especially good ideas and votes for the submissions of others.
 
 
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| <br>'''NEW:''' While supplies last, gladiator-signed nut cups! The perfect place to store your cashews or pecans.  
 
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| <br>'''NEW:''' Get as high as a giraffe’s behind with new, Safari brand step ladders! Visit the trader in Bumchester today to see what all your friends have been talking about. Be cool, be one of us, get yours today!
 
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| <br>'''RECALL:''' Goody-goody gumdrops. Any goody-goodies who purchased these in hopes of an alignment adjustment towards the bright side should return them for a full refund to Ye Olde Candy Shoppe and Taco Cart behind the Godville Arena.
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| <br>'''WANTED:''' Extra large Big Chief smoker box, to be placed over the bear trap in front of Ceccetticat's temple.
 
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| <br>'''WANTED:''' Metal unitard. Must be bullet proof and flame resistant. Deliver to the bear trap in front of Ceccetticat's temple. Speedy delivery please! If you see a guy with a tranquilizer gun, knock him out and keep walking.
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Freshly smoked cat. Call 555-MEOW
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Gold coins. Only 3 coins a piece! Throw in a golden brick and I'll make it 2! Call 555-FOOLS for more information.
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| <br>'''SALE:''' The FCC, Funky Coinpurse Company, is having a two for the price of one sale now at their local headquarters. Guaranteed to be funky or your money back!
 
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| <br>'''WANTED:''' Catnip and machete. Deliver to the god in the black jacket and silly-looking top hat at the corner near the cat kennel in Los Adminos. Will be well rewarded.
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| <br>'''PERSONAL:''' Soccus familiaris seeks get away with same. Could you be my match? Let's get lost in the dryer together! Reply here.
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Complete Encyclopedia set. 1000 gold coins or best offer. No longer needed, wife knows everything. Call YES-MAAM.  
 
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* {{color|maroon||'''CK:''' It happened long ago. I had eaten some rotten seafood (a dam-burger, I think) and was feeling sick, whimpering like a hurt puppy, when a Harvest Moon hero with poor eyesight passed by.}}
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'''The Poor Hero''' <br>Who is that hero <br>Dressed with miss-matched socks and shoes <br>Give him some gold coins <br>
* '''HMWH:''' What is your favorite bar/tavern/etc.?
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<sub>''Written by: Miss SixthSatan''</sub>
* {{color|maroon||'''CK:''' The Drunken Clam, of course. The chain location in Monstratlantis serves some great Bloody Hero.}}
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* '''HMWH:''' Do you like catfish sammiches?
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And now... ''Sharpen your troll pencils and gather your lightning rods...'' because it's '''your''' turn!
* {{color|maroon||'''CK:''' Catfish sammiches? Yuck, no. They taste like clean hero. Hero sammiches, however, are great. The sweatier the better, and since they often get exhausted during their futile resistance, they usually are as sweaty as I like them.}}
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* '''HMWH:''' Do you think you could be mistaken for an iceberg when partially underwater?
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These silly editors at The Weekly Harvest left the key to the publishing room right out in the open, and what does Miss Satan do when left alone with her pitchfork? ''-lightning crashes-''
* {{color|maroon||'''CK:''' Is this about that unsinkable ship that sunk again? As I've told others time after time, I didn't sink that ship! ...my father did.}}
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* '''HMWH:''' What kind of hero do you prefer for dinner?
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Here I introduce to you a new way to win here at [[Harvest Moon]], with '''''Miss SixthSatan's Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest''''', brought to you by those fierce deities in the sky who made this Weekly Harvest possible. 
* {{color|maroon||'''CK:''' For dinner? Oh, that's a tough one. I prefer sweaty heroes for lunch and smaller meals, but for dinner, I think I'll go with suspicious-looking heroes. They're so fishy and tasty.}}
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We invite all our neighbors from all walks of life, guilds and alignments to participate and let us show off your work to all of Godville. The rules are as follows:
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* '''Compose a poem, 4 - 6 lines in length''', any style or format that you would like.
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* Incorporate the theme of the contest into your poem somehow.  Please keep in mind that the theme is related to Godville. This month’s theme is: '''"Arena"'''
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* One entry per person.
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* The poems will remain anonymous to the public until the winner is chosen.
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* Contest open to all players of Godville.
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'''Submit your poem in a private message to {{god|Miss SixthSatan}} via either Palringo or Godville, or email her directly at sixthsatan@me.com (please don't forget to include your Godname)''' ''Note: All poems submitted and published are (c) their respective authors.''
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Deadline: Monday, June 10th 2013 by 12:00 pm Eastern Time
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All entries received by the deadline will be entered in the contest. Poems will not be published until they go up for voting.
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'''Prizes:''' So what's in it for you? You get to show off your creativity while gaining friendships <s>and fame</s> in the process.  Ok, we can't lie... '''''That isn't everything!'''''
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'''Grand Prize:''' The winner will be able to choose either an interview in our "Get to Know a Deity" feature or spotlight their guild with a "Behind the Guild" feature article in The Weekly Harvest.
  
We’d like to thank the Cracked Kraken for spending this time with us and for not eating us on his way out the door.
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'''2nd Place:''' The runner up will be mentioned in our Special Announcements section and have the option to ask one of our experts, either Bellatrixie or Dr. Frank, a question they'd like answered in a subsequent issue.
  
''If you have a burning question for a Godville [[monster]], or a particular [[monster]] you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.''
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[http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Miss%20SixthSatan Read this] wiki page for more information. Good luck and good writing!
 
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'''This week’s Answers:'''
  
# This is the number of posts per page on the Godville forums.
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# This is the minimum possible and maximum possible number of epic quests you can have between quest numbers 75 and 225.
# True/False: A hero may upgrade a skill when when he or she has an aura of abstinence.
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# This Godville rule number prohibits a god from participation in abusive or defamatory language.
# These are the winners of the Summer No-Influence Tournament.
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# This is total number of charges that will be given out as winnings for the current ''Tournament of Champions: Good vs. Evil.''
# These are the names associated with the avatars below, in order, left to right:
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# This is the deadline for a submission to the ''Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest.''
 
 
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Congratulations to {{god|Miss SixthSatan}}, last week’s winner! Who will win this week and join her in the Championship round? It could be you! See you in the forum!
 
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'''A Diggers Tale'''
 
 
 
Down through the passage, a mole
 
 
 
Why did I go dig that hole?
 
 
 
It stinks it smells,
 
 
 
My finger swells
 
  
And all 'twas dug up was a mole
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Congratulations to last week’s winner, {{god|Artsonian}}, who will join {{god|Miss SixthSatan}} win this month’s Championship round! Who will win this week? It could be you! See you in the forum!
 
 
<sub>''Written by: Miss SixthSatan''</sub>
 
 
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{{god|Lady Darkness}} and {{god|Mused}} among … wow! ...many, many others became Prophets in [[Harvest Moon]] this week! We're happy you've all stuck around!<br><br>{{god|Elementarion}} was promoted to the Blood Council and {{god|Absent Goddess}} and {{god|Domerthos}} were promoted as Distinguished Members. Congratulations and thank you for your service! The guild Prophets generally prefer light starch in their shirts, but we're sure each will have specific instructions for you.
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Mega congratulations to {{god|Stirfry213}} whose heroine (with more than a little help) managed to raise a pet to level 30 this week! Woooo!
 
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This week’s featured topic: Forum Events

Other useful links:

  1. The HM Blog
  2. The HM Website
  3. HM Merchandise
  4. Learn About the Tourney
  5. Our Town Influence
  6. Our Forum
  7. The HM Day Spa
  8. Digging Advice

Unusually honest. #30

What’s Going On In Godville?

Ankh-Morpork is having a party!
Forum Events and Happenings

This week, we’re focusing on forum events. Whether you’re an active participant, a lurker, a lurker who wants to be an active participant, or are wondering, “Godville has forums?” there’s something there for everyone!

  • Naturally, Harvest Moon has the Over the Moon Quiz every Wednesday. We also throw a wicked-fun party and aren't bad company for... bad company.
  • sowing Sun has a play every Sunday featuring the (mostly) original work of a Godville resident, an Awesome God adored every Friday, and various fun activities on Wednesdays.
  • Ankh-Morpork City Watch has a crazy karaoke machine that, along with the company there, makes every party an event to remember. No plans in the works for one at the moment, but they’re way too fun to miss! The ongoing storyline in their day-to-day posts is also riveting.
  • Hidden Shadows has MadLibs! Toss out a noun or a verb and be rewarded with a hilarious story created with the help or your fellow Godvillians.
  • Godville’s Regiment plays a variety of games, including monster hunts, “Who Done It?” and “Snakes and Ladders”.
  • Silver Raven Piracy Guild plans raids on other guilds (all in good fun, of course). What they currently lack in membership, they make up for in adventure! There are rumors of another raid in late June. Pop on by and sign up to participate and get (maybe) a share of the booty! Aargh!
  • Wiki Leagues hosts the Interspecies Mud Wrestling Tournament every so often. A fun “fight” that requires no arena skills. Urge them to do it again!
  • Lucky God Casino hosts several games each week including but not limited to: Monster Wheel, White Russian Roulette and Fuzzy Dice. In addition, they host tournament betting on events like...
  • Yggdrasil The Ash Tree’s Summer Gym Tourney (starts June 1). This sparring tournament is Voice-Command only with prizes not just for winning, but for entertaining the masses with witty VCs. Place a bet at the LGC and then check out YTAT’s forum and vote for your favorites!
  • The Tournament of Champions III: Good vs. Evil Yes, it’s the third GV-wide, no-holds-barred tourney. The thread is in the Main Square, but so are lots of other fun things like...
  • 100 Brick Count Down - celebrate your last 100 bricks with all of Godville!
  • Also in the Main Square: help with your chronicles, the coaching achievement as well as a place to comiserate with fellow owners of those cursed Icarus wings among many, many other things.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! Next time you find yourself with 10 minutes to spare, go read a page or three of a forum thread you haven’t visited. You may find a new friend, a new spouse or simply a new weekly read.

Starting next week, we will have a “News Briefs” feature that highlights events in the guild forums around Godville. We want to know what you’ve got going on! Is your guild hosting a party, tournament, contest or wedding? Are you celebrating a holiday or Tuesday (just because)? Let us know what you’ve got coming up and we’ll plug it here, free of charge.

Doctor Frank's Advice Corner

An evil queen
Dear Dr. Frank,

My goody-goody wife keeps trying to tell me that I'm not doing my chores properly. How can I make it appear that I am doing them correctly without actually having to do them at all?

Signed, I need a break!

Dearest, The left leg or the right?

In all seriousness, if you broke your leg, you might get out of doing your chores for six to eight weeks, possibly longer if you manage to go for the femur. Aside from damaging yourself, one easy solution is to punish your hero until he’s delirious enough to do the chores for you. Just call it a “quest” and whisper instructions while he’s on the verge of passing out - the house will be moderately cleaner in less than a day... maybe. The forecast calls for unsuccessful Godvoices? Helloooo? Miracle button! How hard is that? If you’re not fortunate enough to have sparked enough bricks out of your hero for a temple just yet, you can always bribe ask Bella if she could spare a gnome for a day or two of menial labor. Best of luck in your efforts to shirk further effort!

Yours, Dr. Frank

Member of the Week

Sixth? No way - she’s First and we know it!
Get to know a member of Harvest Moon! This week's guest is: GodMiss SixthSatan 
  • Q: How did you choose HM?
  • A: Sexy, evil, love to punish, the guild has everything in common with me.
  • Q: What’s your favorite voice command?
  • A: Telling Siri the 'cloudy secretary' to play me a tune.
  • Q: Name some things that you and your hero have in common.
  • A: Seriously?! Well, I guess when I think about it, we both wind up doing very strange tasks throughout GodVille just to have a chance of getting featured in the newspaper.
  • Q: What advice would you give a newer player?
  • A: Open your 'God remote', copy and paste the following string of random letters and words into your voice box and hit send: Join "Harvest Moon" Guild - if the minion didn't listen, there is a button labeled "PUNISH!" which you need to press before trying again each time.
  • Q: What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
  • A: Cheese and Mayo, toasted lightly in the oven, add one misbehaving heroine.
  • Q: If you could change one thing about the City of GodVille, what would it be?
  • A: All these darn too-tall Temples! They reach so high up that the tops of them ALMOST touch the "goody-goody" gods’ cloud areas! Ewwwww! We need to dig underground tunnels lined with gold bricks instead of building up temples. -hurls lightening-

What would you like to know about your Harvest Moon guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!

Famous HM Heroes This Week

#862 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1109 g.e.
EvilSnoopy - 66th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “For worlds end!!!!”, stands at the 82nd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess GodEvilSnoopy . He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Harvester's Almanac and Forecast

Watch out for frogs this week.

Classifieds

Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.

WANTED: Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hula hoop. Call 555-WHA-HUH4 for details.

NEW: While supplies last, gladiator-signed nut cups! The perfect place to store your cashews or pecans.

NEW: Get as high as a giraffe’s behind with new, Safari brand step ladders! Visit the trader in Bumchester today to see what all your friends have been talking about. Be cool, be one of us, get yours today!

WANTED: Extra large Big Chief smoker box, to be placed over the bear trap in front of Ceccetticat's temple.

FOR SALE: Freshly smoked cat. Call 555-MEOW

SALE: The FCC, Funky Coinpurse Company, is having a two for the price of one sale now at their local headquarters. Guaranteed to be funky or your money back!

PERSONAL: Soccus familiaris seeks get away with same. Could you be my match? Let's get lost in the dryer together! Reply here.

FOR SALE: Complete Encyclopedia set. 1000 gold coins or best offer. No longer needed, wife knows everything. Call YES-MAAM.

The Writers’ Coroner

Where Creativity gets disembodied.

The Poor Hero
Who is that hero
Dressed with miss-matched socks and shoes
Give him some gold coins
Written by: Miss SixthSatan

And now... Sharpen your troll pencils and gather your lightning rods... because it's your turn!

These silly editors at The Weekly Harvest left the key to the publishing room right out in the open, and what does Miss Satan do when left alone with her pitchfork? -lightning crashes-

Here I introduce to you a new way to win here at Harvest Moon, with Miss SixthSatan's Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest, brought to you by those fierce deities in the sky who made this Weekly Harvest possible.

We invite all our neighbors from all walks of life, guilds and alignments to participate and let us show off your work to all of Godville. The rules are as follows:

  • Compose a poem, 4 - 6 lines in length, any style or format that you would like.
  • Incorporate the theme of the contest into your poem somehow. Please keep in mind that the theme is related to Godville. This month’s theme is: "Arena"
  • One entry per person.
  • The poems will remain anonymous to the public until the winner is chosen.
  • Contest open to all players of Godville.

Submit your poem in a private message to GodMiss SixthSatan  via either Palringo or Godville, or email her directly at sixthsatan@me.com (please don't forget to include your Godname) Note: All poems submitted and published are (c) their respective authors.

Deadline: Monday, June 10th 2013 by 12:00 pm Eastern Time

All entries received by the deadline will be entered in the contest. Poems will not be published until they go up for voting.

Prizes: So what's in it for you? You get to show off your creativity while gaining friendships and fame in the process. Ok, we can't lie... That isn't everything!

Grand Prize: The winner will be able to choose either an interview in our "Get to Know a Deity" feature or spotlight their guild with a "Behind the Guild" feature article in The Weekly Harvest.

2nd Place: The runner up will be mentioned in our Special Announcements section and have the option to ask one of our experts, either Bellatrixie or Dr. Frank, a question they'd like answered in a subsequent issue.

Read this wiki page for more information. Good luck and good writing!

Over the Moon

You can’t win if you don’t play!
The Weekly Harvest Quiz

How to play:

  • Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.
  • Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la Jeopardy!).
  • Answers must be submitted via the Harvest Moon Forum. Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.
  • The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges and be automatically entered to play in the Over the Moon Championship, held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).
  • The winner of the OtM Championship (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!

This week’s Answers:

  1. This is the minimum possible and maximum possible number of epic quests you can have between quest numbers 75 and 225.
  2. This Godville rule number prohibits a god from participation in abusive or defamatory language.
  3. This is total number of charges that will be given out as winnings for the current Tournament of Champions: Good vs. Evil.
  4. This is the deadline for a submission to the Writers’ Coroner Poetry Contest.

Congratulations to last week’s winner, GodArtsonian , who will join GodMiss SixthSatan  win this month’s Championship round! Who will win this week? It could be you! See you in the forum!

Special Announcements

Mega congratulations to GodStirfry213  whose heroine (with more than a little help) managed to raise a pet to level 30 this week! Woooo!


Special Thanks to our staff writers: Bellatrixie the Strange, Belteshazzar, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Elementarion, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Mistress of Science and Zeerty. Content contributors: Cecceticat, Iduna, Makaze, Miss SixthSatan, Raindropstop and SourceRunner. Staff photographer: Bellatrixie the Strange. Issue #1 Issue #2 Issue #3 Issue #4 Issue #5 Issue #6 Issue #7 Issue #8 Issue #9 Issue #10 Issue #11 Issue #12 Issue #13 Issue #14 Issue #15 Issue #16 Issue #17 Issue #18 Issue #19 Issue #20 Issue #21 Issue #22 Issue #23 Issue #24 Issue #25 Issue #26 Issue #27 Issue #28 Issue #29