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[[file:HMgif.gif|180px|right]]'''Special Edition:''' <br>''Halloween Edition''
  
 
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# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_moon ★ Our wiki]
# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerchandise HM Merchandise]
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# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerch ★ Our store]
# [http://harvestmoon.dreamhosters.com/ Our Town Influence]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/hairplug4men ★ Arena advice]
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<sub>By: The Godville associated press</sub>
  
Again, {{god|Lord77}} steps on stage, walking stiffly in his ridiculous Shakespearean style outfit and too-snug tights.  
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Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1022981 click.] On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1025364 awe.] There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1043354 Sohail7] won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.  
  
"Stupid feathery hats and puffy shorts and purple tights that itch and chafe. ''‘They look good on you’'', they said. ''‘Purple is the color of kings’'', they said. Ohhhh, just you let me get to my temple and I’ll show them what ‘situation appropriate’ really means! Who comes up with this stuff, anyway?!" he grumbles. Shrugging, he resumes his narration.
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In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1055819 BOO!] Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061220 rwar?] and the history of some random HM members [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061314 error 404]
  
"Aaaaaanyway....," Lord77resumes and then halts as {{god|Godofbeer}} walks in with a beer stein. As he walks in front of Lordy, Lordy gumbles, "You could have brought me one, you know..."
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In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066698 by possessing Brihtnoth] and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066874 DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest.] HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1072928 Smashing pumkins]
  
Looking forward again, he snaps his script and starts narrating again.  
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Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1083057 sacrifices were still demanded] and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088398 kungfu fighting] and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088967 AHHHH] As Krohnos leadership came to an end [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090473 full stop] preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.
  
"So, the strangeness continued with a [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=90#post_176038 luau] and Azz’s visit to his homeland [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=109#post_179364 Mardi], closely followed by a [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=112#post_181417 V-Day party] which led to Susan’s… [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=117#post_182436 departure],” Lord77’s voice trails off, a catch forming in his throat. Motionless for a moment, he steps to the stage, steals GoB's beer stein and quickly downs it. Handing back the empty stein, he rubs his eyes and again looks at the papers finally announcing, "I'm not reading this anymore..."
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[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090576 It began quickly] and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1092284 Diamond won] a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.
  
Tossing the papers aside, he takes a chair {{god|Azzageddi}} is setting up, places it next to {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}, sits down and takes her hand in his. Susan smiles at him and squeezes his hand as she says, "That’s OK.".
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In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1098784 SKOLE] After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106290 you sunk my battle ship]
  
As {{god|The Almighty Anne}} and a now-empty stein (and unhappy about it) carrying Godofbeer take seats in the other chairs, Azzaggeddi clears his throat to break the silence.
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Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1112746 It’s Your Funeral] won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1116845 HIT]
  
Azzageddi: "Well, yes, we did go through some... complicated times. But a lot of good has come out of it, too. [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=117#post_182429 Nyrini joined us] when Susan left, and let's not forget the creation of our adorable little [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=120#post_183524 Twilight]!"
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Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1119940 success] And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october
  
Susan: "Ah, yes. They are [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=138#post_203671 living with you now], aren’t they? How are they getting along? I know that life with Nyri isn’t exactly a smooth ride."
 
  
Azzageddi: "Well, it can be... challenging, yes. Just the other day, she [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=140#post_205957 blew up one of my monks--with coffee]. But that was just an accident!"
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[[File:Bella Stewart.jpg|center|350px|Queen of evil]]
  
Lord77: "Remember when Susan [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=100#post_177397 blew up Never More?] That one was NOT an accident."
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It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!
  
''(Group laugh)''
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Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!
  
Susan: "You became a cattle baron [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=101#post_177556 not long after that]." ''(chuckles at the memory)'' "Even wanted to [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=107#post_178836 ride Binky]!" ''(noticing Lord77’s sad expression)'' "What is wrong, dear?"
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Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror
  
Lord77: "I just remembered someone else who blew up."
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Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!
  
Susan: "Oh… [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=84#post_174083 Your  drinking buddy]..."
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Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)
  
GoB: "Hey, I thought ''I'' was his drinking buddy!"
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Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers
  
Susan: Very well, his ''first'' drinking buddy, the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=83#post_173360 Rabid Walrus]."
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Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)
  
Azzageddi: "Well, him and his friends made fine chili! Hey, wasn’t that right around the time [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=107#post_178672 Ravey joined us]?"
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Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield
  
Susan: "Yes, he had a rather… [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=83#post_173392 unique way of dealing with the walruses]."
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Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair
  
Lord77: "Unique?! He kept changing realities on us?! That’s why Azz had to make that new law [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=85#post_174501 blocking use of non-members’ magic] in our guild!"
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Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare
  
Azzageddi: "Well, by the time he became a member, he’d straightened up, and he’s helped us many times since then. Like [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=133#post_194045 stopping that demon invasion]. And hey--" ''(looking Lord77 straight in the eye)'' "--remember the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=142#post_209179 ''Godbinder'']?" 
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Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half
  
Lord77: "Ok, Ok, the kid’s got some neat tricks, I’ll give him that..."
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Needless to say, a trip to my Harvest Moon Day Spa will be required post-party to remove any residual cuteness. I’d recommend a blood bath, concrete mask and hornicure to start. Happy Halloween, everyone!
  
GoB: "Hey, speaking of Godbinder, where’s that [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=110#post_180853 grumpy father of yours]?"
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Lord77: ''(shrugs)'' "I don’t know! I haven’t laid eyes on him since he [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=148#post_210557 found my mother]."
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GoB: "Well, that’s too bad. He may be a grumpy sack of old bones but he did [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=149#post_211142 give me that sweet axe-guitar]."
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Azzageddi: "Which Nyrini then proceeded to [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=150#post_211229 defile with a pop song]. Amazing how that girl managed to get back on her feet after [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=142#post_209418 being impaled by the Godbinder]."
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NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF '''HARVEST MOON,''' AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!
  
Lord77: "Yeah... That one was a close call."
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AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!
  
Susan: ''(squeezing Lord77’s hand)'' "He is gone now."
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A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS [https://godvillegame.com/gods/BRIHTNOTH MOST MARGINAL MINION] THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE [https://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/adventure?page=1 ADVENTURING PANTHEON,] THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO [https://godvillegame.com/gods/Gurkengott UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT,] THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
  
''(The group falls silent at the memory of the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=142#post_209976 Godbinder’s destruction].)''
 
  
Anne: "Hey, speaking of Nyri and singing, remember that stormy day when everyone broke into [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=124#post_188145 spontaneous singing]?"
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THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING [https://godvillegame.com/gods/B0x OLD ONES] BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!
  
Azzageddi: "How could we forget the effects of the ‘Almighty Anne’s Reality Distortion Field’? That’s how [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=120#post_183789 Twilight got her three gifts]!"
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SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER '''DOES''' APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!
  
Susan: ''(looking confused)'' "Come again?"
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LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR '''POSITIVELY WORST''' BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!
  
Anne: "Oh, Azz, Mitzi and I are Twilight’s godparents. So, we gave her three gifts."
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
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# YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
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# YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!
  
Lord77: ''(looking at Azzageddi and chuckling)'' "You’re a fairy godmother?"
 
  
Azzageddi: "Sure. Wanna see my wings?" ''(winks)'' "It probably didn’t help that the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=143#post_210113 Watch House got raided] by pirates while we were dealing with the... you know..."
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ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD!
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OH AND THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS YOU STOP YOUR LOVE LETTER WRITING SHENANIGANS, AS IT HAS MADE IT SWALLOW DOWN GLACIERS OF VOMITUS!!!
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Anne: "All I’m saying is, NEVER [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=142#post_208510 leave me in charge] again!"
 
  
Susan: "But you did such a good job of it, Anne."
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Anne: "Right... Well, I’m just glad our [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=131#post_192663 allies at sowing Sun] came in to help."
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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.
  
Lord77: "If you think of releasing a [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=143#post_210148 small zoo of rabid animals] as help..."
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* '''Q:''' Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!}}
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* '''Q:''' So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.}}
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* '''Q:''' What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.}}
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* '''Q:''' Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Leave your innocence at the entrance.}}
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* '''Q:''' Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.}}
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* '''Q:''' Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)}}
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* '''Q:''' Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.}}
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* '''Q:''' Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.}}
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* '''Q:''' What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.}}
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* '''Q:''' If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...}}
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* '''Q:''' What advice will you give to new recruits?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC.  Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.}}
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* '''Q:'''  How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.}}
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* '''Q:''' Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.}}
  
Anne: "Um… that was not so much our Allies fault as mine… But I didn’t see you coming up with anything better!!"
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Nyx: ''blows a smoky ring at Kyta'' I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….
  
Lord77: "I wasn’t even there!!"
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Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.
  
Azzageddi: ''(raising his voice to settle things down)'' “WELL, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED ''(lowers voice again)'', no matter how dark or funny our stories are, writing for the AMCW has always been a blast."
 
  
Lord77: "A true life-changing experience."
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GoB: "A unique adventure. I wouldn’t trade it for anything."
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Anne: "It’s better an an afternoon with the chocolate hippos! No seriously, it’s been lovely"
 
  
Susan: "And our adventures have sprouted [http://godsnbunnies.blogspot.pt/2013/04/a-tall-dark-skinned-man-leans-on.html new worlds]. And even new gods. I wonder what they're doing right now?"  
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Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".
  
Azzageddi: Remember how it was to be that young?
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The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.
  
Lord77: And screwed up?...
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Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.
  
''(The gods rise from their seats and step off of the stage.)''
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Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...
  
Susan: "As for us, my friends, it is time we get back to the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=1 AMCW] and return to our task of keeping Godville on its toes. Please, feel free to come by and join in the madness. We will be waiting for you."
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Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!
  
''The end''
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As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?
  
''Thank you to our good friends at [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] for finishing the telling of their guild’s history! As part of our quest to <s>conquer</s> get to know our neighbors, we hope to look at many more guilds in upcoming issues. If you’d like to share a bit of your guild’s history, contact one of the Weekly Harvest staff.''
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Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.
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| [[File:DomCooks.JPG|thumbnail|What? Flame-broiled ''is'' cooking!]] '''In case you didn’t know… Our very own War Lord of the Moon has a passion for evil cuisine. Sit back and enjoy our newest feature in the Weekly Harvest, brought to you by {{god|Domerthos}}!'''
 
  
'''An Evil Breakfast'''
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As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.
  
You, surely, have asked yourself more than once: “How can I have myself an evil breakfast?” Ask no longer! With these simple recipes, you will <s>go to jail</s> have lots of fun and won’t have to ask yourself “Am I <s>crazy</s> evil enough to be a member of [[Harvest Moon]]?"
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Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!
  
<br><br>'''''Drinks'''''
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Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)
  
Have you ever wondered what evil overlords <s>with obvious mental disorders</s> are drinking with their breakfast? This is it!
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Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.
  
'''''Penguin Smoothie:'''''
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Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...
  
''What you need:''
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''Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.''
#An empty glass (1.5 L)
 
  
''How to prepare:''
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''Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.''
#Remove the penguin’s heads and cut the bodies in small strips so that they fit in the mixer (you can do whatever you want with the bones - leave them in for extra calcium!).  
 
#Add the other ingredients and blend on High for around 5 minutes.  
 
#Pour into the glass and serve!
 
  
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''Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.''
  
Obviously, the staple of your breakfast diet as an <s>absolutely mad person who will definitely go to jail one day</s> evil overlord is... ''(drum roll)''
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''Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew''
 
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'''Kitten Sammiches:'''
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''What you'll need:''
 
#Kittens, kittens and more kittens.
 
#Oil for cooking (we recommend peanut oil).
 
#Bread slices (white, wheat, rye, heffalump - your choice!).
 
#Mayonnaise or other dressing.
 
#Lettuce, cucumber and tomatoes (optional - spinach and other veggies can be substituted).
 
#Cheese (optional but highly recommended. ''Note: kitten tastes great with Muenster.'').
 
#A trap and/or weapon (to get the kittens).
 
#A sharp knife.
 
 
 
''How to prepare:''
 
#Ready your weapon and go kitten hunting.
 
#After you have the little beasts, tie or skewer to a spit and rotate them over an open flame to get rid of the fur.
 
#Using a sharp knife, cut the meat off in strips. Make them as thick or thin as you like.
 
#Saute in a pan with oil at 90°C until done to your liking.
 
#Slice the vegetables and place them on the bread slices.
 
#Add the kitten-meat.
 
#Add mayo or dressing and cheese.
 
 
 
And your Kitten Sammich is ready to eat! Of course there are many ways to make a Kitten Sammich but this is how I do it. One alternate method is to broil the kitten meat and cheese on the bread and serve as an open-faced Sammich.
 
 
 
Now, your evil overlord breakfast <s>that will land you into jail for numerous reasons</s> is ready to serve to your friends! By the way, don’t tell them what it is... it's more fun that way! ;) And, if they don't like it... well... just send them on a free tour of Frank's lab…
 
 
 
''We hope to bring you many more fun recipes in coming weeks! Send your ideas to {{god|Domerthos}} or any member of the Weekly Harvest staff.''
 
 
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| [[File:Nyxofdarkness.jpg|right|180px]] Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the <s>dis</s>respect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.  
 
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|'''Diolo''' – 66th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “yo me llamo Ralph!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/destruction?page=1#p_8 8th position] in the [[pantheon of destruction]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Sir Diolo}}. He is a huge fan of Los Adminos’s pubs.
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| [[File:Buttstuffpic.png|left|180px]] Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
 
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|[[File:Belt.jpeg|right|180px]] Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
 
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|'''Mr Murda Mo''' – 75th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Ouija, are you with me? ”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/destruction?page=1#p_60 60th position] in the [[pantheon of destruction]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Mr Ouija}}. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.
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| [[File:Dark tidings.png|left|180px]] Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging  their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.  
 
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| [[File:Niccage-pumpkin1.jpg|right|180px]] The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.
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Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage
 
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|'''Lol Buddy''' - 73rd-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Moon of the Night Sky ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/savings?page=2#p_157 157th position] in the [[pantheon of savings]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Zeerty}}. All she ever wanted was a little love and affection.
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| [[File:Image-1.jpg|left|180px]] Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.
 
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| [[File:Bruise.JPG|thumb|left|Creepy much?]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|Bruise}}
 
* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I clicked 'guilds' on the forum, saw 'Harvest Moon', read 'evil guild', clicked 'add to shopping cart'.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' He hides his coin purse like he thinks he is drug smuggling... Enough said about that.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Name something you and your hero have in common.
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' He is invincible.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' When I make 'kitten sammiches', I go for exotic flavours. I usually cut up 3 bananas after I've marinated the kitten pieces in vodka and place them on top. Then I place the sammich in a tub full of olive oil and freeze it. This is left for 34.7 days. When it is finished, I melt it and place cheese on top of my sammich. I then use a bunsen burner to melt the cheese on. After that, I serve it with a glass of milk and eat.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Where would your hero go on their first date… assuming they ever get one?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Nando’s Chicken Restaurant... well, that's where I usually go.}}
 
* '''Q:''' If you could change one thing about the City of Godville, what would it be?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The name. It should, clearly, be named after the greatest hero ever. 'Swollenville' has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?}}
 
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'
 
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| [[File:StarvingArtist.JPG|thumb|left|It all depends on your definition of the word "art".]]Here we sit down periodically with a common opponent (a.k.a. a Godville [[monster]]) and find out what’s behind the mask. This week’s fiend is: Starving Artist.
 
  
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' As you may know, I am an artist of several kinds. I can do drawing, painting, composing and playing music, conning, fighting and singing, to mention some. The only arts I don't master are cooking and ladder-climbing.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''Sock:''' Well, that is a good question with many answers - or rather one answer that consists of many reasons. There are several reasons the artist holding me fights heroes. Number one: As a drawing artist and painter, dead bodies are extremely useful for posing. Number two: He's admitted to not mastering cooking, right? Because of that, he gets hungry enough that even heroes taste gourmet. Number three: It's great training in the art of slaughtering. Not that he hasn't already mastered it.}}
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* '''Q:''' Have you tried dating? Maybe you can get a monster wife who can cook.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Of course I could, I am a master in the art of seduction. However, I have yet to find a suitable wife.<br>'''Sock:''' Just admit it, ma-- monster, you've failed because dating counts as a form of ladder-climbing!<br>'''A:''' It is not!<br>'''Sock:''' You may say so, but don't forget that I'm you - oops, I'm not supposed to say that - and you are a master in the art of illogical logic.}}
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== Additional [[Harvest Moon]]-related pages ==
* '''Q:''' Do you have any tips for aspiring artists?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't starve.<br>'''Sock:''' And get a sock friend as soon as you can.}}
 
''At this point, the Starving Artist started stuffing a brick into the sock while staring at the interviewer and salivating. We think he can run faster than the beast and should return next week. If you have a burning question for a Godville [[monster]], or a particular [[monster]] you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.''
 
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|'''WANTED:''' Gladiators to fight in the upcoming [[Tournament of Champions]]. This will be an open tournament and we hope to get either 32 or 64 competitors signed up for this no-holds-barred tourney. Post in the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796 forum] (the GV National Tourney is wrapping up) or contact {{god|Hairplug4men}} or {{god|Dogess}} for more information.
 
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|<br>'''PERSONAL:''' Easygoing, athletic hero seeking single heroine. Looks not important. Must be tall, slim and attractive. 555-SHA-LLOW   
 
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|<br>'''FOR SALE:''' Human skull. Only used once. 300 gold coins OBO. Removal and cleaning not included in price. Hero is waiting inside the Godville Arena.
 
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|<br>'''WANTED:''' Friends for my heroine. She’s been resurrected completely naked one time too many. It would be great (for everyone) for her to wake up dressed and not missing stuff (since friends are so helpful, they always carry a hero’s equipment too). Contact {{god|Obsessive}} to apply!
 
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|<br>'''PERSONAL:''' We met at Molotov's Cocktail Bar. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did it again, I’d kill you. You did it again. Now I need your address. Call me? 555-YUR-DEAD   
 
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|[[File:HSRiddles.jpg|thumb|left|When is a door not a door?]] Congratulations to {{god|Artsonian}} who correctly answered last issue’s riddle: ''Words with double letters.''
 
  
Post your answer for your chance to shine in the next Sock Puppet Play at [[Sowing Sun]]! Good luck!
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Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the [[Harvest Moon]] representation here on the wiki.
  
'''This Week’s Riddle:'''
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I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for [[Harvest Moon]] content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.
  
''I change shapes and vary in color.''<br>
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However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to ''subpages'' of the [[Harvest Moon]] guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.
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<br><sub>'''How to play:''' <br> 1. The riddle will be posted here (and only here) in The Weekly Harvest. <br> 2. Answers should be posted on [[Hidden Shadows]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2056 guild forum.] <br> 3. You have 3 guesses. Once you’ve used those 3, you will be unable to guess again. <br> 4. If the riddle goes unanswered for five days, anyone can guess regardless of number of previous guesses. <br> 5. The answer will be posted the day of the new riddle if there isn’t a winner. <br> 6. The winner will get a spot in the [[Sowing Sun]] Sunday sock puppet play!</sub>
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Let me be clear that this is '''''just me''''' talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]], thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it ''wasn't'' a guild-name but rather a [[Harvest Moon]] auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.
  
'''Hint:''' The page it can be found on is [[Death]].
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If you '''do''' want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing <code>More</code> > <code>Move</code> at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's '''any''' pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.
  
<br><sub>'''How to play:''' <br> 1. A phrase from a godwiki page is hidden inside this issue of the Weekly Harvest. Find the phrase and copy/paste it, along with the title of the section in which you found it, as a forum post in the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. <br> 2. The first god/dess to correctly identify the phrase will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo. <br> 3. The winner of the Championship (based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
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Also CC'ing [[User:BlueStapler|BlueStapler]] on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- [[User:FeRDNYC|FeRDNYC]] ([[User talk:FeRDNYC|talk]]) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)
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The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I ''know'' what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion. — [[User:Kyta S Indigo|Kyta S Indigo]] ([[User talk:Kyta S Indigo|talk]]) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), <FONT COLOR=MAROON>''Wiki Witch of the Moon''</FONT>
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Dates for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. The Red Death for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. • #48

Harvest Moon year in Review!

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By: The Godville associated press

Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. click. On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union awe. There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began Sohail7 won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.

In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. BOO! Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April rwar? and the history of some random HM members error 404

In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums by possessing Brihtnoth and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest. HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. Smashing pumkins

Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! sacrifices were still demanded and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place kungfu fighting and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls AHHHH As Krohnos leadership came to an end full stop preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.

It began quickly and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held Diamond won a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.

In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed SKOLE After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. you sunk my battle ship

Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through It’s Your Funeral won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. HIT

Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one success And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october


Halloween Fun With Bella Stewart

Queen of evil

It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!

Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!

Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror

Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!

Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)

Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers

Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)

Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield

Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair

Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare

Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half

Needless to say, a trip to my Harvest Moon Day Spa will be required post-party to remove any residual cuteness. I’d recommend a blood bath, concrete mask and hornicure to start. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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'A WORD FROM THE CEO

NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF HARVEST MOON, AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!

AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!

A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS MOST MARGINAL MINION THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON, THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT, THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!


THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING OLD ONES BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!

SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER DOES APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!

LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR POSITIVELY WORST BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!

  1. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
  2. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
  3. YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
  4. YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
  5. YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!


ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD! OH AND THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS YOU STOP YOUR LOVE LETTER WRITING SHENANIGANS, AS IT HAS MADE IT SWALLOW DOWN GLACIERS OF VOMITUS!!!


Employee of the year interview

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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.

  • Q: Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
  • A: How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!
  • Q: So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
  • A:The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.
  • Q: What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
  • A: The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.
  • Q: Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
  • A: Leave your innocence at the entrance.
  • Q: Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
  • A: Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.
  • Q: Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
  • A: DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)
  • Q: Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
  • A: I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.
  • Q: Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
  • A: Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.
  • Q: What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
  • A: I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.
  • Q: If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
  • A:I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...
  • Q: What advice will you give to new recruits?
  • A: Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC. Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.
  • Q: How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
  • A: I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.
  • Q: Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
  • A: Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.

Nyx: blows a smoky ring at Kyta I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….

Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.


Shepard of the Anus Report By Bellteshazzar

Sheparding Evil Since 898 g.e.


Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".

The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.

Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.

Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...

Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!

As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?

Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.

As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.

Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!

Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)

Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.

Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...


Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.

Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.

Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.

Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew


Messages from the Blood Council

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Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the disrespect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.
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Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
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Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
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Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.
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The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.

Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage

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Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.

Special Thanks to our Special Edition staff: Bellatrixie the Strange, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Hairplug4men, Nyx of Darkness, The Godville Associated Press, and the Blood Counci.
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Additional Harvest Moon-related pages

Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the Harvest Moon representation here on the wiki.

I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for Harvest Moon content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.

However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to subpages of the Harvest Moon guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.

So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:

...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the Harvest Moon members.

Let me be clear that this is just me talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for Harvest Moon's Artworks, thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it wasn't a guild-name but rather a Harvest Moon auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.

If you do want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing More > Move at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's any pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.

Also CC'ing BlueStapler on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

P.S> On a slightly-related note, I'd also suggest perhaps moving the "content" content of this page — basically, everything above this section I've created — to a non-Talk-namespace page such as Harvest Moon/Weekly Harvest. Pages in the Talk namespace are really intended to be used for discussion of their related main-namespace articles (i.e. posts such as this one), not for separate original content of their own. Putting "page" content on a Talk page kind of muddies those waters a bit, though it's really not a big deal. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:51, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I know what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion. — Kyta S Indigo (talk) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), Wiki Witch of the Moon

So, aside from this conversation being extremely dead... I thought I should chime in. If you all we all still feel okay with moving the pages, I’ll gladly move them. I could also move the Weekly Harvest if you want. I doubt anyone is going to reply to this, but, I thought I’d volunteer nonetheless.
I’d do it myself since I am in HM now, but, I don’t want to do it without any discussion or warning. — Emptysora (talk) 06:10, 25 November 2019 (UTC)
Eh... I’ll bring this up in GC or the forums when I get the chance... — Emptysora (talk) 02:55, 18 December 2019 (UTC)