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[[file:HMgif.gif|180px|right]]'''Special Edition:''' <br>''Halloween Edition''
  
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'''Other useful links:'''
# [http://welcometoharvestmoon.blogspot.com/ The HM Blog]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_moon ★ Our wiki]
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
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# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerch ★ Our store]
# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerchandise HM Merchandise]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/hairplug4men ★ Arena advice]
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/hmtr Learn About the Tourney]
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# [https://youtu.be/Yk-ok-Qfs70 ★ Our song]
# [http://harvestmoon.dreamhosters.com/ Our Town Influence]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=171 Our Forum]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=136#post_123842 The HM Day Spa]
 
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<sub>By: The Godville associated press</sub>
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Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1022981 click.] On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1025364 awe.] There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1043354 Sohail7] won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.
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In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1055819 BOO!] Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061220 rwar?] and the history of some random HM members [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061314 error 404]  
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In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066698 by possessing Brihtnoth] and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066874 DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest.] HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1072928 Smashing pumkins]
  
The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796?page=1#post_106958 '''Godville Tournament of Champions III: ''Good vs Evil'''''] begins ''tomorrow'', folks! In preparation, we thought it would be a great idea to get to know the goody-goody side of the arena. Knowing nothing about the E button ourselves, we ran to {{God|Shannonus}} to ask what it feels like:
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Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1083057 sacrifices were still demanded] and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088398 kungfu fighting] and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088967 AHHHH] As Krohnos leadership came to an end [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090473 full stop] preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.
  
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[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090576 It began quickly] and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1092284 Diamond won] a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.
'''The Art of the Saintly Smoter'''
 
  
There are some gods out there (and I’m not going to name names, but they tend to congregate in a guild that rhymes with Narvest Noon) who think the only way to strike fear into the hearts of their foes is by going all lightning crazy and leaving giant burning craters all over Godville. Well, there’s only one way to put this—they’re wrong. Sure, it’s fun to smote with fire a bit now and again, but one awkward bounce and you’re toast. Who wants to live with that stress?
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In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1098784 SKOLE] After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106290 you sunk my battle ship]
  
I prefer to live by the old adage “She who laughs last, laughs longest.” In other words, the last hero standing wins, so you just need to not die. How? By healing like a madperson, that’s how. If you keep healing, they can’t kill you. With any luck, you’ll action lock your rival’s poor, evil self, or, alternatively, they’ll keel over from exhaustion on Step 123. Now, this works best if you’ve been practicing your benevolence ahead of time, so enter the arena as “pure good!” and you’re on your way to the pantheons.
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Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1112746 It’s Your Funeral] won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1116845 HIT]
  
Plus, remember the whole fear-striking-heart bit? Ask anyone… who really wants to meet a serial healer in the arena? Those fights take forever! Fear struck. Game, set, match.
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Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1119940 success] And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october
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Yes, it would be terribly skewed not to give the Evil perspective on this matter, so we asked none other than {{god|Marked8}} who has always stuck to his guns... and knives, and explosives...
 
  
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[[File:Bella Stewart.jpg|center|350px|Queen of evil]]
  
You are big, you are bad, you are ready to throw down.  You rain punishment down on your opponent like there is no tomorrow inflicting massive damage...
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It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!
  
Until: rainbows... lights... fairies... and your opponent has regained most of their health.
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Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!
  
Serial encouragers are a scourge, but there are many people willing to hit encourage after encourage in an effort to keep their hero alive to compensate for poor arena skills.
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Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror
  
So what is the downside you ask? Serial encouragers risk several things. For one, just using encourage will change your alignment quickly if you are in the evil spectrum. You run the risk that your opponent will action lock you to fight back and your battle can become a long dragged out voice command only fight. An opponent punishing you will also generally take away more HP than the encourage gives back while doing nothing to the opponent but causing aggravation, and you risk a backfire that will give your opponent more HP. There are alternatives to the encourage such as the “heal” command, so do not be afraid to use it.
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Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!
  
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Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)
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Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers
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Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)
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Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield
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Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair
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There you have it! Encourage in a nut shell... err, two nut shells... as seen by two nuts? Just kidding! Kinda. Hope this helps you as you track the fights between Good, Evil, Neutral and the random Chaos players in the ToC! You can follow the [http://damdai.com/tonamento/tournaments/4741/toc-iii-good-v-evil brackets], pop into the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796 ToC forum] in the Main Square for duel logs, hang out at the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1150 Lucky God Casino] and bet on your favorites (tell them the HMWH sent ya and they’ll set you up with 25 chips to start your new-found gambling habit!), or visit with the fighters and fight fans in the [godville tournament of champions] group on [http://www.palringo.com/ Palringo]. Enjoy the fights! We know we will!
 
 
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NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF '''HARVEST MOON,''' AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!
  
''Long time reader, first time writer - I just love your column! Your advice is always so dependable. This may be a bit outside your field of expertise, but... My mother-in-law will be visiting this summer and she always turns my kids into a couple of goody-goodie brats in less than 72 hours. If I wanted them to “clean” their room, I’d tell them to! And NO, we don’t like walnuts in our banana bread! We don’t even like banana bread! A penguin smoothie for breakfast, kitty sammich for lunch, and a sensible dinner, thank you very much. To top it all off, her beloved son will be going on a boss-monster hunt with his buddies right before she arrives, so I’ll be home alone with her for TWO DAYS!! I’m just horrified. Any advice you could give would be greatly appreciated.''
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AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!
  
''Signed, can I consider my monster-in-law a boss monster?''
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A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS [https://godvillegame.com/gods/BRIHTNOTH MOST MARGINAL MINION] THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE [https://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/adventure?page=1 ADVENTURING PANTHEON,] THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO [https://godvillegame.com/gods/Gurkengott UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT,] THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
  
Dearest, Of course you can!!
 
  
So sorry, our beloved leader is out this week, but I saw your letter and knew it had to be answered quickly so you’re stuck with me! Never fear! The answer to your problems is right here! Sure, it takes a little longer to prepare your mother-in-law than the average side of Heromnivore, what with the jewelry and perfume you have to get rid of before processing, but I guarantee you a more tender, more flavorful dinner in the long run. And, yes, your husband may miss his momma, but at least this way she can always be a part of him! Besides, let’s face it, sister: we all know he’s not bringing home dinner from his “hunting trip” so you may as well have a hearty meal on the table when he arrives.
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THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING [https://godvillegame.com/gods/B0x OLD ONES] BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!
  
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SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER '''DOES''' APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!
* 1 1/2 pounds ground … meat
 
* 1 egg
 
* 1 onion, chopped
 
* 1 cup milk
 
* 1 cup dried bread or cracker crumbs
 
* salt and pepper to taste
 
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LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR '''POSITIVELY WORST''' BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!
# Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
 
# In a large bowl, combine meat, egg, onion, milk and bread (or cracker) crumbs. Season with salt and pepper to taste and place in a lightly greased 5x9 inch loaf pan, or form into a loaf and place in a lightly greased 9x13 inch baking dish.
 
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Obviously, you’ll have more than 1.5 pounds of meat, but this recipe is easy to halve or to double if you’re thinking about bringing a main dish to the next block party. If the kids get sick of meatloaf, free to stop by the [Harvest Moon] kitchen for more recipes! Happy hunting!
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
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# YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
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# YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!
  
Yours, Dr. Frank
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ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD!
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* '''Q:''' Why do you fight heroes?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I love pellets, but the greedy ghosts in Monsterdam won't let me have any without paying them either lots of gold or hero brains, so I kill heroes to get both. Of course, I have to kill a lot of heroes to get anything substantial when it comes to brains.}}
 
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Anywhere they sell pellets, which is only in the haunted shops in Monsterdam.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What is your worst nightmare?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Getting eaten by a giant pellet three times my size,  I lie awake at night, shivering, just thinking about it.}}
 
* '''Q:''' How many roads must a Pac Man walk down?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' As many as it takes to get all the pellets! Plus some to avoid the shopkeepers.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What kind of hero do you prefer for dinner?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I don't know. Are there heroes that taste like pellets? You know, heroes should have delivered pellets instead of cookies...}}
 
  
''...at this point our interviewer took his plate of cookies and fled in horror as the strangely electronic sound of chomping closed in behind him. We hope he got away! If you have a burning question for a Godville [[monster]], or a particular [[monster]] you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.''
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| [[File:NASCARFanatic.JPG|thumb|left|Burning rubber... and souls in the name of the Blood Moon!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|NASCAR Fanatic}}
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* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Who wouldn't? Evil, lots of active Gods/Goddesses, kitten sammiches, simply put, we are just awesome!}}
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* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
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* '''Q:''' Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' In a secret compartment in his racecar.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!}}
* '''Q:''' Name something that you and your hero have in common.
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* '''Q:''' So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' A total disregard for speed limits.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.}}
* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a newer player?
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* '''Q:''' What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Never let off the throttle. Hit hard and fast in the arena. And join HM!}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.}}
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
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* '''Q:''' Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' A couple drops of motor oil help them slide down the gullet easier.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Leave your innocence at the entrance.}}
* '''Q:''' Where would your heroine go on her first date...assuming she ever gets one?
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* '''Q:''' Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' That's an easy one! The HM racetrack (currently under construction just outside the guild hall).}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.}}
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* '''Q:''' Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)}}
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* '''Q:''' Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.}}
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* '''Q:''' Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.}}
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* '''Q:''' What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.}}
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* '''Q:''' If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...}}
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* '''Q:''' What advice will you give to new recruits?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC.  Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.}}
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* '''Q:''' How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.}}
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* '''Q:''' Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.}}
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Nyx: ''blows a smoky ring at Kyta'' I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….
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Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.  
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''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'
 
 
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Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".
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The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.
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Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.
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Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...
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Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!
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As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?
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Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.
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As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.
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Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!
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Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)
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Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.
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Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...
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''Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.''
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''Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.''
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''Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.''
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''Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew''
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| <br>'''NOW PLAYING:''' New from IBS Productions, the people who brought you film classics like ''Death in a Toilet,'' and ''Everybody Poops (But Not Like That),'' proudly present their Broadway debut ''Fiddler on the Pot'' now playing in Bumchester!
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| <br>'''NEW!''' Get the Mistress of Madness, our Evil leader’s ''first ever cookbook:'' <u>101 Ways to Skin a Cat</u> on sale ''now'' at quality retailers everywhere!
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| [[File:Nyxofdarkness.jpg|right|180px]] Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the <s>dis</s>respect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.
 
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| <br>'''PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:''' Remember to clean the four important areas: the back, the front, your pits and teeth. Save time by using the same brush for all the areas.  
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| [[File:Buttstuffpic.png|left|180px]] Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
 
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| <br>'''FOR LEASE:''' Low miles, slightly used add space. Zero down, excellent financing options available. Contact the HMWH staff for info.
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|[[File:Belt.jpeg|right|180px]] Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
 
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| <br>'''WANTED:''' Poo for flinging. Currently cannot produce enough for my own needs. Will buy in bulk and pay in poo. Call POO-FLI-NGER.
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| [[File:Dark tidings.png|left|180px]] Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging  their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.  
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Portable tombstones - for the hero who seems to die too much. Now your hero can rest in peace wherever his carcass may land. Lightweight, marble finish gives class and style with ease of movement. Available at Coughin’s Coffins n’ More in Anville.
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| [[File:Niccage-pumpkin1.jpg|right|180px]] The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.
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Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage
 
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| <br>'''SELF HELP:''' Is your hero more beer gut than beer? More spare tire than rolling wheel of destruction? Try the latest diet sensation: euthanasia! It's fun, easy and guaranteed to work 100 percent of the time. Follow these two easy steps: make them stop eating and hold their breath and *BOOM!* Euthanized!  As the body decomposes the pounds will literally shed off their bones. People have made claims that there are quicker methods but they are not recommend and may be hazardous to your health.  
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| [[File:Image-1.jpg|left|180px]] Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.
 
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|'''Noise in the Clouds''' <br>Voices travel like thunder crash <br>Goddess' blunders, talks too fast <br>Rainbows and lightning together, no way! <br>Those silly Deities just like to play. <br>
 
<sub>''Written by: Miss SixthSatan''</sub>
 
  
Hear ye, hear ye! Only a few days left to submit your written art work for me to <s>burn</s> publish for all to see.  If you are reading this and still haven't entered, your time is now. Don't wait! Send it in today because this deal is closing fast!
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You want to see your poem up in lights? All poems received by the deadline will be published in next week's issue when voting begins!
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== Additional [[Harvest Moon]]-related pages ==
  
We invite all our neighbors from all walks of life, guilds and alignments to participate and let us show off your work to all of Godville. The rules are as follows:
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Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the [[Harvest Moon]] representation here on the wiki.
  
* '''Compose a poem, 4 - 6 lines in length''', any style or format that you would like.
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I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for [[Harvest Moon]] content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.
* Incorporate the theme of the contest into your poem somehow.  Please keep in mind that the theme is related to Godville. This month’s theme is: '''"Arena"'''
 
* One entry per person.
 
* The poems will remain anonymous to the public until the winner is chosen.
 
* Contest open to all players of Godville.
 
  
'''Submit your poem in a private message to {{god|Miss SixthSatan}} via either Palringo or Godville, or email her directly at sixthsatan@me.com (please don't forget to include your Godname)''' ''Note: All poems submitted and published are (c) their respective authors.''
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However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to ''subpages'' of the [[Harvest Moon]] guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.
  
Deadline: Monday, June 10th 2013 by 12:00 pm Eastern Time
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So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:
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* [[Harvest Moon - member list]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/member list]]
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* [[Harvest moon logo contest]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/logo contest]]
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* [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/Artworks]]
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...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the [[Harvest Moon]] members.
  
All entries received by the deadline will be entered in the contest. Poems will not be published until they go up for voting.
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Let me be clear that this is '''''just me''''' talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]], thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it ''wasn't'' a guild-name but rather a [[Harvest Moon]] auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.
  
'''Prizes:''' So what's in it for you?  You get to show off your creativity while gaining friendships <s>and fame</s> in the process. Ok, we can't lie... '''''That isn't everything!'''''
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If you '''do''' want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing <code>More</code> > <code>Move</code> at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's '''any''' pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.
  
'''Grand Prize:''' The winner will be able to choose either an interview in our "Get to Know a Deity" feature or spotlight their guild with a "Behind the Guild" feature article in The Weekly Harvest.
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Also CC'ing [[User:BlueStapler|BlueStapler]] on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- [[User:FeRDNYC|FeRDNYC]] ([[User talk:FeRDNYC|talk]]) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)
  
'''2nd Place:''' The runner up will be mentioned in our Special Announcements section and have the option to ask one of our experts, either Bellatrixie or Dr. Frank, a question they'd like answered in a subsequent issue.
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: P.S> On a slightly-related note, I'd also suggest perhaps moving the "content" content of '''this''' page — basically, everything above this section I've created — to a non-Talk-namespace page such as [[Harvest Moon/Weekly Harvest]]. Pages in the Talk namespace are really intended to be used for discussion of their related main-namespace articles (i.e. posts such as this one), not for separate original content of their own. Putting "page" content on a Talk page kind of muddies those waters a bit, though it's really not a big deal. -- [[User:FeRDNYC|FeRDNYC]] ([[User talk:FeRDNYC|talk]]) 23:51, 21 December 2017 (UTC)
  
[http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Miss%20SixthSatan Read this] wiki page for more information. Good luck and good writing!
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|[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|You can’t win if you don’t play!]]'''The Weekly Harvest Quiz'''
 
 
 
'''How to play:'''
 
  
* Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.
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The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I ''know'' what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion. — [[User:Kyta S Indigo|Kyta S Indigo]] ([[User talk:Kyta S Indigo|talk]]) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), <FONT COLOR=MAROON>''Wiki Witch of the Moon''</FONT>
* Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'').
 
* Answers must be submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.''
 
* The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).
 
* The winner of the '''OtM Championship''' (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
 
  
'''This week’s Answers:'''
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: So, aside from this conversation being extremely dead... I thought I should chime in. If <s>you all</s> we all still feel okay with moving the pages, I’ll gladly move them. I could also move the Weekly Harvest if you want. I doubt ''anyone'' is going to reply to this, but, I thought I’d volunteer nonetheless.
  
# This type of formal poem structure is composed of sets of three lines, where the last word of the second line rhymes with the first and third lines of the next set of three lines.
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: I’d do it myself since I am in HM now, but, I don’t want to do it without any discussion or warning. — [[User:Emptysora|Emptysora]] ([[User talk:Emptysora|talk]]) 06:10, 25 November 2019 (UTC)
# A god who has never had IQ points taken away has exactly 100 IQ points. This god has the same number of grammar corrections and ER edits approved. Assuming the god has no gratitude points from other sources, this is the number of gratitude points the god has now.# This was the date that the first Weekly Harvest was announced.
 
# They celebrated their one-year anniversary on 1 June, 2013.
 
  
Congratulations to last week’s winner, {{god|Never More}}, who will join {{god|Miss SixthSatan}} and {{god|Artsonian}} in this month’s Championship round! {{god|Kaam Dev}} won the last Championship. Who will be our final contestant to vie for the title this round? It could be you! See you in the forum!
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Dates for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. The Red Death for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. • #48

Harvest Moon year in Review!

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By: The Godville associated press

Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. click. On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union awe. There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began Sohail7 won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.

In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. BOO! Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April rwar? and the history of some random HM members error 404

In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums by possessing Brihtnoth and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest. HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. Smashing pumkins

Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! sacrifices were still demanded and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place kungfu fighting and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls AHHHH As Krohnos leadership came to an end full stop preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.

It began quickly and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held Diamond won a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.

In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed SKOLE After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. you sunk my battle ship

Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through It’s Your Funeral won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. HIT

Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one success And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october


Halloween Fun With Bella Stewart

Queen of evil

It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!

Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!

Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror

Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!

Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)

Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers

Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)

Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield

Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair

Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare

Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half

Needless to say, a trip to my Harvest Moon Day Spa will be required post-party to remove any residual cuteness. I’d recommend a blood bath, concrete mask and hornicure to start. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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'A WORD FROM THE CEO

NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF HARVEST MOON, AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!

AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!

A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS MOST MARGINAL MINION THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON, THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT, THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!


THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING OLD ONES BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!

SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER DOES APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!

LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR POSITIVELY WORST BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!

  1. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
  2. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
  3. YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
  4. YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
  5. YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!


ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD! OH AND THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS YOU STOP YOUR LOVE LETTER WRITING SHENANIGANS, AS IT HAS MADE IT SWALLOW DOWN GLACIERS OF VOMITUS!!!


Employee of the year interview

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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.

  • Q: Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
  • A: How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!
  • Q: So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
  • A:The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.
  • Q: What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
  • A: The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.
  • Q: Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
  • A: Leave your innocence at the entrance.
  • Q: Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
  • A: Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.
  • Q: Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
  • A: DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)
  • Q: Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
  • A: I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.
  • Q: Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
  • A: Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.
  • Q: What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
  • A: I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.
  • Q: If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
  • A:I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...
  • Q: What advice will you give to new recruits?
  • A: Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC. Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.
  • Q: How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
  • A: I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.
  • Q: Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
  • A: Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.

Nyx: blows a smoky ring at Kyta I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….

Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.


Shepard of the Anus Report By Bellteshazzar

Sheparding Evil Since 898 g.e.


Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".

The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.

Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.

Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...

Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!

As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?

Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.

As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.

Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!

Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)

Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.

Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...


Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.

Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.

Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.

Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew


Messages from the Blood Council

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Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the disrespect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.
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Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
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Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
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Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.
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The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.

Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage

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Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.

Special Thanks to our Special Edition staff: Bellatrixie the Strange, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Hairplug4men, Nyx of Darkness, The Godville Associated Press, and the Blood Counci.
Past Issues Of the Weekly Harvest

Additional Harvest Moon-related pages

Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the Harvest Moon representation here on the wiki.

I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for Harvest Moon content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.

However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to subpages of the Harvest Moon guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.

So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:

...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the Harvest Moon members.

Let me be clear that this is just me talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for Harvest Moon's Artworks, thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it wasn't a guild-name but rather a Harvest Moon auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.

If you do want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing More > Move at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's any pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.

Also CC'ing BlueStapler on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

P.S> On a slightly-related note, I'd also suggest perhaps moving the "content" content of this page — basically, everything above this section I've created — to a non-Talk-namespace page such as Harvest Moon/Weekly Harvest. Pages in the Talk namespace are really intended to be used for discussion of their related main-namespace articles (i.e. posts such as this one), not for separate original content of their own. Putting "page" content on a Talk page kind of muddies those waters a bit, though it's really not a big deal. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:51, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I know what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion. — Kyta S Indigo (talk) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), Wiki Witch of the Moon

So, aside from this conversation being extremely dead... I thought I should chime in. If you all we all still feel okay with moving the pages, I’ll gladly move them. I could also move the Weekly Harvest if you want. I doubt anyone is going to reply to this, but, I thought I’d volunteer nonetheless.
I’d do it myself since I am in HM now, but, I don’t want to do it without any discussion or warning. — Emptysora (talk) 06:10, 25 November 2019 (UTC)
Eh... I’ll bring this up in GC or the forums when I get the chance... — Emptysora (talk) 02:55, 18 December 2019 (UTC)