It is said that the Sweaty Handz guild was created when a group of citizens had monster problems. A brave hero came to the rescue only to find a wrestling rabbit. The Rabbit had a tight hold of the hero, and in the final moments of the hero's life a miracle happened... he woke up! Shot straight up out of bed and realised he had been wrestling his now sodden cloak with his sweaty hands. He had fainted in the sweaty toiling labor of his God. With this fated vision of the salvation from sweaty hands and sleep the Guild Sweaty HandZ was born not only for the hard working heroes of committed Gods but to find this wrestling rabbit and finish this sleep induced match.
So my fellow hero abandon your final "S" and stand with us other heroes and proudly staple a Z in its place. For great is our Gods, and we shall work in their name!
Sweaty are our hands. Because hard is the labor for our Gods. The harder our labor the more rewarding my God will be right? We toil and labor to the point of exhaustion and falling asleep. When we all toil together we will win the favor of our combined Gods and rule this world! In the name of our Gods of course...
- Sweaty HandZ
- Sweaty Hand is to toil for our God and Z is the inevitable exhaustion that comes with the labor we do so they don't have to.
|God Name||Hero Name||Guild Rank|
|Lars Almighty||(Grand Master)|
|Jolliper Andreas||(Chief Master)|
|Bob the 33rd||(Master)|
|Todd the insipid||(Master)|
|Miranda the Mighty||(Master)|
|Mr Epic Guy||(Master)|
|The exalted one||(Master)|
|Daniel the Bold||(Follower)|
|Plato Of Athens||(Follower)|
|Olivepeaches the 1st||(Intern)|
- as of January 6, 2013 from the official Sweaty Hands Guild Roster