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=History=
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The Wasteland of missed kamikazes or WOMK is the remains of the '''battle of Ark'''. Many centuries ago the world of Godville was split in two. The western region was called '''Ark''' and the eastern region was called '''Kra'''. The two realms were named after their rulers as was traditional at the time. They were constantly at war with each other. The ruler of Kra were trying to think of ways in which he could beat Ark. Eventually an idea came to him. A crazy,wild, dangerous idea. He would use dragons!
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Kra sent his soldiers to the '''eastern magmatic plumeles''' to capture as many dragons as they could. Meanwhile he sent for the leading experts on dragons and began to train them for combat. They would be an elite team of dragon riders called the Kamikazes and Kra was certain they would win the war for him. He made a deal with Ark (the ruler of Ark). The deal was that whoever won the next skirmish would be king of the whole of Godville. Ark agreed as he had been building up a large army. Now all Kra had to do was wait for the soldiers to return.
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==History==
  
He didn't have to wait long. The soldiers returned with 31 mighty dragons (and one not so mighty dragon). It was time for the skirmish. The armies came together and at first it seemed like Ark was doomed. The Kamikazes swooped down on the enemy, there dragon slashing and breathing fire. Then came the fatal flaw in Kra's plan. The soldiers had clipped the dragons wings to stop them from flying away. Unfortunately this meant that they could only fly for a few minutes before crashing to the ground. Which was exactly what they did. 30 of the original 32 dragons died on impact and one recieved severe brain damage. Without the Kamikazes Kra couldn't hope to beat the vast army of Ark and so Ark won the skirmish and became ruler of Godville.
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The dragons of old come here to tell stories of the heroes they have slain, the treasures they have amassed, or the guard who could not run from them fast enough because he took an arrow to the knee. Once they have recounted their tale, they move into the spiritual realm and leave their bones behind.
=Description=
 
The Wasteland of missed kamikazes is a dry, rocky, barren stretch of land. The only vegetation is a few ancient trees scorched by dragon fire. Many dragon bones can be seen sticking out of the ground and many more are thought to be hidden beneath the surface. Many carnivorous and canine monsters can be found here munching on dragon bones so it is a good place for finding sundogs
 
=Geography=
 
The WOMK is situated just outside the jagged peaks by the river Kraktor.
 
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There was once a strange legend about the land with rumors of dragon riders known as Kamikazes told of this place, but the tablets that were carved telling that particular tale where broken when a certain unnamed hero threw them down in a fit of drunken rage after having lost his winnings during an intense game of poker.
  
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==Description==
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'''The Swamp of Missed Kamikazes''' is a dry, rocky, barren stretch of land. The only vegetation is what remains of a few ancient trees long ago scorched by dragon fire along with the remains of dragons scattered about this wasteland.  This swamp is considered dangerous to heroes because of the variety of carnivorous monsters which can be found here munching on the visible dragon bones.  This swamp is known to be a favorite for [[Sun Dog|Sun Dogs]].
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==Geography==
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The Swamp is situated between the [[Eastern Magmatic Plumules]] and the [[Desert of Former Alkies|southern desert]] near [[Los Demonos]].
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It was encountered near milestone 116.
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The Swamp of Missed Kamikazes
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History

The dragons of old come here to tell stories of the heroes they have slain, the treasures they have amassed, or the guard who could not run from them fast enough because he took an arrow to the knee. Once they have recounted their tale, they move into the spiritual realm and leave their bones behind.

There was once a strange legend about the land with rumors of dragon riders known as Kamikazes told of this place, but the tablets that were carved telling that particular tale where broken when a certain unnamed hero threw them down in a fit of drunken rage after having lost his winnings during an intense game of poker.

Dragonrider.jpg

Description

The Swamp of Missed Kamikazes is a dry, rocky, barren stretch of land. The only vegetation is what remains of a few ancient trees long ago scorched by dragon fire along with the remains of dragons scattered about this wasteland. This swamp is considered dangerous to heroes because of the variety of carnivorous monsters which can be found here munching on the visible dragon bones. This swamp is known to be a favorite for Sun Dogs.

Geography

The Swamp is situated between the Eastern Magmatic Plumules and the southern desert near Los Demonos. It was encountered near milestone 116.

Territories and Landmarks
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