Suicide watch

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Suicide Watch

Dilates time whenever the "voices" in a hero's head tells him to "Die."

Special effects

The Suicide Watch mometarily dilates time whenever a hero mysteriously turns "suicidal". This effect feels similar to when someone faces a life-or-death situation and suddenly feels time slowing down.


Godville authorities became increasingly concerned when reports of heroes dying mysteriously for no apparent reason surfaced in the recent months. On resurrection, these heroes were interviewed and all of them were reportedly told repeatedly and incessantly (and sometimes in humorous ways) to "Die" by mysterious "voices" in their head or by some seemingly divine "signs" that had appeared before them. They claim that their Gods had ordered them to sacrifice themselves in His or Her service.

Thus, The Godville Ministry of Unfortunate Deaths(MUD) commissioned scientists to develop a device that could both detect these mysterious voices and slow down time when the voices were heard. They were slotted to be issued to the Untimely Death Officers who would patrol Godville and save these heroes before they could kill themselves using the increased reflexes gained from slowing down time.


Godville's religious bodies vehemently lobbied against the move to prevent these suicides as it infringed upon their rights to martyrdom. MUD officials then decided to back down amidst threats to "[a] years worth of lightning storms and brimstone raining down upon your Godless corpses..."

The production of the Suicide Watches has since been banned by the Godville authorities for fear of backlash by the various Gods and for fear that it might be abused by drunken idiots.


The Suicide Watches have since appeared in the black markets and are being sold at exorbitant prices. It has become a favourite of high-level heroes.

No one knows how the blueprints of the watch were released but some reports have claimed that the source of the banned watches came from the priests of Temple of Kyrin who are rumoured to be producing them in behind closed doors.


The suicide watch does not require any special maintenance. In fact, it is highly resistant to most attacks and can only be harmed by the strongest of attacks from high-level heroes.


The "time dilation" is thought to be produced by an emission of evil and deadly energy that simulates death itself. Hence, what the users of the Suicide Watch is the feeling of Death itself. The time dilation is merely a useful side-effect. It is reported that Heroes of the Suicide Watch tend to become increasingly aligned to Evil and has potentially disastrous effects on Good-aligned Heroes.