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Most of our current knowledge of the history of a strange brew comes from a lyric poem<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hftgytmgQgE Seen here]</ref> written many thousands of days Before Godville (b.g.), though its accuracy has been disputed by Mad Witch Anti-Defamation League as well as several music critics.  Everyone agrees, however, that strange brew will, in fact, kill what's inside of you.
 
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Artifacts of Godville
Strange brew
Strange brew.jpg
Type 🧷Normal
Value 30 - 50 gold coins
Description The name says it all -- a brewed beverage which does not have the usual characteristics
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"Strange brew, kill what's inside of you."
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Strange brew is an artifact in Godville, often acquired as the treasure when a heroine kills a monster. It has a modest value, and can be exchanged for gold coins at a trader's shop (or when a roadside trader is encountered).

Mythical Origins

According to the myth,[1] strange brew was first made by a mad witch wearing an outfit of electric blue. She went on a ocean voyage through a dangerous storm, and somehow this lead to the invention of strange brew.[2] Another version of the story attributes its creation to some kind of "glue-based she-demon"[3]. The truth may lie somewhere in between these two legends.

Uses

Strange brew was obviously designed to be imbibed,[4] but the effects of its consumption are neither refreshment nor intoxication. {Heroes or Heroines}}can use it as a powerful de-wormer. Any parasites in the heroine's system will be instantly exterminated. That being said, most heroines are sad and lonely travelers who enjoy the company of their tapeworms or Toxoplasma gondii.[5] As a result, the overwhelming majority of adventurers simply sell off the strange brew, using the resulting coins to buy some standard brew at a standard bar.[6]

Cultural Legacy

If you won't miss them too much...

Most of our current knowledge of the history of a strange brew comes from a lyric poem[7] written many thousands of days Before Godville (b.g.), though its accuracy has been disputed by Mad Witch Anti-Defamation League as well as several music critics. Everyone agrees, however, that strange brew will, in fact, kill what's inside of you.

References

  1. ↑ From the research of Prof. Bruce Jack, College of Really Educational Art and Music
  2. ↑ Now what are you gonna do?
  3. ↑ Cleric Apton, Head of the Disraeli Gearworks
  4. ↑ What kind of fool are you?
  5. ↑ Wouldn't you be bored?
  6. ↑ According to the Red-headed Baker
  7. ↑ Seen here
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