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[[heroine]]The '''Beerburglar''' (''Homo Heros Vocatus'') is a humanoid [[monster]], a subspecies of the [[Heroes|Common {{Hero or Heroine}}]]. Though there is not much outward distinction between the [[Heroes|Common {{Hero or Heroine}}]] (Homo Heros) and the Beerburglar, it was granted subspecies status due to large differences present in brain structure and overall nervous system<ref name="Attack">[[Mad Scientist]] (1345 g.e.). '' The Common Hero and Subsets Thereof''. Society for the Protection of the [[Monster]] </ref> and an extra organ present in the Beerburgler that seems to function as an overflow liver <ref name="Attack">[[Mad Scientist]] (1345 g.e.). '' The Common Hero and Subsets Thereof''. Society for the protection Protection of the [[Monster]] </ref>.The common name Beerburgler was coined in the 2000 g.e. Criminal Affairs Public Report issued by the [[Godville]] Secret Police<ref name="Police">{{Jane or John}} Smith, Chief Analyst of the [[Godville]] Secret Police (2000 g.e.). "Criminal Affairs Public Report". [[Godville]] Secret Police</ref> where it was noted that along with the [[Beer Mugger]], a close biological relative of the Beerburglar, an estimated 60% of alcohol related robberies and thefts could be traced back to those two [[monsters]]. == Appearance , Identification, and Origin ==
The Beerburglar bears strong resemblance to its near cousin, the [[heroes|Common {{Hero or Heroine}}]], and can often be mistaken for one by the unwary and careless. It is in fact, a much more dangerous subspecies that is 1.25X more prone to unprovoked violent attack.
<ref name="Attack">[[Mad Scientist]] (1345 g.e.). '' The Common Hero and Subsets Thereof''. Society for the protection of the [[Monster]] </ref>
The Beerburglar. like its cousin the [[Heroes|Common {{Hero or Heroine}}]] is a humanoid being which averages heights of 170 cm in the male variety and 150 cm in the female variety. <ref name="height">Reality Show Host. (1303 g.e.). "How Tall Are These Monsters? Lets Find Out." [[Godville Times]] TV </ref> It has hair on its head, eyebrows, a nose and a mouth. Two ears, two eyes, two feet, two toes and oftener than not, really sore knees. It is in other words, indistinguishable from any {{hero or heroine}, at least on the basis of a first glance. Beerburglars almost always appear heavily laden with flasks, but again that is no clear sign and could easily be a {{hero or heroine}}. It is then, only on behaviour and alimentation that Beerburglars can be identified.
The easiest indicator that a humanoid creature is possibly a Beerburglar or [[Beer Mugger]] is if it is pointing something that appears to be not sharp enough to slice, but enough to hack and confer tetanus at you, and demanding all your booze. Well you may take this as any highway robber, if the language specifically states that they are after beer only, it is in high likelihood a Beerburglar or [[Beer Mugger]].
Like the Common {{Hero or Heroine}}, the Beerburglar often dressed hagardly and on most occasions carries a flask. The differences are
One telltale sign distinguishin Beerburglar from Hero are the tufts of hair on the back of the head. Many {{heroes or heroines}} may suffer from helmet-head at times, but the patterns in the Beerburglar mop are always present and distinctive.
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