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Santa Claws

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While once {{stub}}{{monster | image = SantaClaws.jpg | artifact = Santa Claws bag | description = Mutant fat man | class = Humanoid | habitat = The North Pole | pet-levels = 18-(32?)}}Once a human Saint sanctified for his good creature sent by a good god to give gifts deeds, giving presents to the good little boys and girls of the earthworld, he was easily perverted by the great god Edmaster to serve his insane wills and whiles... He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feast upon their flesh, while mainly avoiding the good in search of tasty tasty evil, '''Santa Claws ''' has been horribly perverted from his original goals. Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, he now has become a perverted monstrosity shadow of his once former self, a horrible machanic manic mutant with lobster claws, ; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatible insatiable hunger..He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
'''Bonuses'''==Attributes=====Strengths===* Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.* Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus. * Has evil zombie reindeer slaves* Use lightning attack on foes (like blanka)
He has the ability to summon mutant elfs===Weaknesses===* Chocolate chip cookies* Milk* Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home* Very, VERY fat.(who perform evil dental work upon his victums)
Two giant lobsterosities with which to slash his enemies evil robotic zombie reindeer with which to haul his fat A**  '''Negatives''' His big fat A** Occasionally his wife will come and slaughter all...{{navbox pets}}
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