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[[File:Battlesheep2.jpg|200px|thumb|rightleft|''The Battlesheep carrying out its standing orders.'']]
After eating some amazing lamb kebabs at an old and battered but homely Turkish restaurant, Kyrin wondered aloud what a sheep would look like if could join the military. He almost immediately regretted it. But not before playing a friendly game of checkers with the Battlesheep that suddenly appeared out from behind the counter. Kyrin won (naturally) but the Battlesheep got really angry and opened fire on Fyurie. Fyurie has since recovered but she could never again eat lamb chops without first making sure there were no checkerboards in the vicinity. Silly Fyurie.
[[File:Suicide watch.png|200px|thumb|rightleft|It's time to die!]]
Kyrin decided that the Heroes of the world weren't evil enough. So he thought of a way to covertly convert all heroes Evil by creating a high leveled "Arms equipment" that were so desperately sought after by Heroes and Gods alike in the face of an oversupply of Icarus wings.
Kyrin was having a really bad day and wanted to find out the best way to "brutally give someone a hug without being seen." (Because he was a shy guy.) But there wasn't any books about that kind of stuff. So he made one out of torn out pages of the obituaries from a newspaper. Turns out, it was awesome. Even his dog thought so. The dog loved it so much he went and marked it as his territory.
[[File:Sadako.jpg|200px|thumb|left| My ever obedient slave. The Sycophantom has been trained to never raise its head whist in my presence.]]
Kyrin is anti-slavery. Which is why He pays the Sycophantom minimal wage for seeing to His every whim. The Sycophantom has been kept in Kyrin's captivity for so long that it no longer has any sense of self worth and will do the bidding of anyone it meets. Kyrin has further cursed it such that anyone who looks into the eyes of the Sycophantom immediately loses its mind. This makes the Sycophantom one of the loneliest creatures in existence as it can never make any meaningful relationships with anyone. Kyrin recently sent out an army of Sycophantoms to collect Godpower for Him using the curse he has placed on them to great advantage.

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