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Lego Golem

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Soon the Golem's thoughts turned to making himself a mate. Together, they embarked on a plan to construct enough Lego children to people the world. Sadly, Lego being more expensive weight-for-weight than a [[gold brick]], Lego Golems are still rare.
*When destroyed, they can be rebuilt. If you have hands, you have the technology!
*Come in a variety of forms, with varying numbers of limbs, making any general strategy useless.
*Stepping on one causes extreme pain in the foot.
*Can be melted by a very hot flame or microwave.
*Though waterproof, Lego Golems are unable to swim, and if thrown into a body of water have no choice but to walk around until they come across a region shallow enough to walk ashore.

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