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• We are a '''questionably good guild'''. Everyone is welcome to join, provided they have an alignment. | • We are a '''questionably good guild'''. Everyone is welcome to join, provided they have an alignment. | ||
− | • Our members include many old people, living in their < | + | • Our members include many old people, living in their <del> mom's basements <del> man caves playing gods in Godville, who are happy to ask questions. |
• We suggest that '''new members''' start by friending one of our '''S.T.D.s (Sun Team Doormen)'''. If you get a response consider yourself lucky, but in the event that you do, please don't take it to mean we like you. | • We suggest that '''new members''' start by friending one of our '''S.T.D.s (Sun Team Doormen)'''. If you get a response consider yourself lucky, but in the event that you do, please don't take it to mean we like you. |
Revision as of 05:08, 14 February 2013
!Hero's Diary↻ 23:29: A sudden tremor caused the merchant's rubber mask to fall off, revealing a Sock Elemental in disguise. So that's how monsters get their loot! It hurriedly handed me 643 gold coins to ensure my silence.
• We are a weak, fragmented and boring community of players who like to plant their seeds with each other. • We have quite a few temple owners, who for tax purposes have not came forward. • We are a questionably good guild. Everyone is welcome to join, provided they have an alignment. • Our members include many old people, living in their • We suggest that new members start by friending one of our S.T.D.s (Sun Team Doormen). If you get a response consider yourself lucky, but in the event that you do, please don't take it to mean we like you. • Our official W.U.S.S. (Wiki Updater for Sowing Sun) is • We have sock puppet plays every Sunday! • We have Guess a Phrase every Wednesdays! • We have, for elite gods, Awesome God Friday! ContentsSPECIAL SOWING SUN MEMBERS
• We, of course, are super proud of our T.O.O.T.S. (Temple Owners Of The Sun). Without them and and the glorious edifices erected in their name, the rest of us wouldn't have a single couch, sofa, or futon to crash on. So... Here's to the TOOTS! They're SLACKERS (Spent Lots of Actual Cash Killing Enemies and Raising Skyscrapers) but we love 'em.
TOOTS are listed in alphabetical order because someone is too lazy to do it any other way. Introduction(See also the Noh-Wayi Saga) From across the plains came the sowing Sun. Planters who follow the sun, planting as they go, never to harvest their own crops. The masters of the guild are those who are typically in front of the group, who seek to expand the influence of the sowing Sun through the eventual Harvest. HistoryIn the beginning there was but one question, "Why bother?". Unfortunately, nobody in sowing Sun knew what the answer was. They based all of their future decisions on the fact that nobody knew the answer. Guild StrongholdsThe sowing Sun may have influence in several towns, but once again, to avoid those pesky taxes, we'll never tell. Just know that guild members generally get discounts on their medical care, and may run into a fellow guild-mate along the roads. Recruitment PolicyThe sowing Sun members are too busy planting seeds to actively recruit new members. However, if you are interested in joining our merry band of planters, please friend one of the S.T.D.s. you also get a free 3 year subscription to men's health and 10% off at your local KFC Arena PolicyWe work hand-in-fist with Harvest Moon (after all someone needs to harvest our crops). To learn more about this and their evil aligned guild, friend one of our S.T.D.s or one of the leaders of their guild. Forum EtiquetteBe nice. No kicking puppies in half, here! Famous Guildies
Sock Puppet PlaysTo guest write a play for the Sowing Sun and member of any guild just need to contact !Puppeteers' Dairy↻ Chanced upon a roadside sock puppet theatre. I managed to take in about two minutes of it before being overwhelmed with the desire to cheer madly.
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"Wednesday Motto Scramble""Guess A Phrase Wednesday""Wiki-Scavenger Wednesday"
Awesome God Friday
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