Sock Eating Machine
The Sock Eating Machine was an experimented cross-breed between a vending machine and a washing machine. Sadly, the experiment failed due to the loss of everyone's socks. Since socks are the only reason people are smart in the first place, everyone near it becomes extremely stupid beyond belief. Luckily, you hero/heroine in so stupid he/she forgets to put on socks, therefore the Sock Eating Machine has no socks to eat. The bad thing is it will continue to eat your feet if it doesn't find socks nearby.
To defeat this treacherous monster, you must steal someone's socks and shove them in the Sock Eating Machine's mouth. It will stop attacking and go back to it's den where it loves to sleep. --Mizu Seirei 13:12, 14 November 2011 (UTC)