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=Dwarfish Poetry=
As a wanderer passes beneath the mighty Mountainhomes, he might be (un)fortunate to hear in the distance the distinctive sound of a Dwarfish Throat Choir as they bellow tales of ale, kitten overcrowding and menacing spikey things.
'''Where Birds Have Never Been'''
(As sung by Deepvictim's Valley Throat Choir)
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I walked towards Godville as always alone<br />
When a band of dwarves seized me pulling me through stone<br />
Down into their underworld where birds have never been<br />
Wickedness and wonders the weirdest things ever seen<br />
A silver dwarf seated on his mighty dark throne<br />
Held up his wand and spoke to me in dire tone<br />
"You come from way above and shall prove your worth<br />
This ordeal has been waiting since before your birth<br />
A victim of Destiny is what you claim to be<br />
If you've been wronged then for sure you'll be free<br />
But if your prove too weak to accept your fate<br />
That means your freedom will forever have to wait<br />
Only dwarves will know your all-too human shame<br />
Only small men will speak your dishonoured name<br />
You'll stay in the underworld where birds have never been<br />
Among gold and silver the weirdest things ever seen<br />
In the dim timelessness where only spiders mate<br />
It might take you a thousand years to honour your fate<br />
Thnk of Destiny for each rust-red drop that falls<br />
On your brow while you stare at these stately walls<br />
You must teach your stomach to let go of its greed<br />
Your throat will learn to abate its strong need<br />
You'll ask if life is an illness if you can be cured<br />
In the end if you make it your story might be heard<br />
The day you can bear the clothes Destiny gave to you<br />
Then we can give you the powers see you stay true<br />
You'll be free to leave this place deprived of life and light<br />
Climb up towards the white sun to take up your great fight<br />
You'll speak like a god before the cheering masses<br />
You'll stand like a cliff in the stream of time that passes<br />
Choose right over wrong there's nothing in between<br />
Never be haughty or spiteful stay calm and serene<br />
Drink the wine of winners live with pride in the sun<br />
As a man of the sword and a master of the word<br />
Not as a wild wolf forever on the run<br />
Whose life's an illness that cannot be cured<br />
Remember your friends where birds have never been<br />
Wickedness and wonders the weirdest dwarves ever seen<br />
We shall stay behind in this mine of wisdom and gold<br />
When leaving the Underworld be strong and bold<br />
As you climb through the stone you'll again be all alone"<br />
Thus spake the silver dwarf from his mighty dark throne<br />

Revision as of 17:45, 21 April 2011


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A guild from English Godville. Slaves to Armok has the highest gold fund of the server. I'm going to keep this short and sweet, no lengthy description. It is simply that Slaves to Armok is so awesome, that it has spikes of Adamantine and that it can not be expressed by words, just a feeling of greatness.


When the guild was formed, most of it's members were Dwarfs, most of whom were named Urist. As the guild grew, many humans joined the guild as well. Many of these dwarfs built great fortresses into mountains and built great civilizations. Some (rather stupidly) even breached hell. All of the dwarfs worshiped their god, Armok, hence the name.

The Blood God's subjects are prone to building massive, wonderful and architectural masterpieces out of soap, ice, and- crystal Glass. They occasionally use normal stones like Obsidian cast from custom built Obsidian forges, built into the sides of active volcanoes.

The Slaves to Armok can also be somewhat unstable as seen in the Dwarven Artefact's industry, where feats of Quantum building are demonstrated in Limestone Statue's like Planepacked[1]

If short of building Materials we often cause needless bloodshed like in Boatmurdered[2], or try and flood large areas with Magma drawn from the deep.

There are three things which Armok's children fear above all else:-

1. Booze shortages

2. Kittens

3. Carp