Welcome to the Skeatseria Lodge, the guild made for those heroes who truly know the deeper meaning of life in Godville: drinking alcohol! Being a member of our guild means that one has to support the purchase, drinking, and general wasting of money on any and all types of alcoholic beverages. We don't care about our members alignment nor do we do care about our members individual goals. So long as you continue to visit at least one pub each and every time you visit any town, you will fit in perfectly at the Skeatseria Lodge!
Speaking of towns, as we are heavy supporters of the drinking of beer, it should come as no surprise that our guild is most popular at the town of Beerburgh. All Skeateria Lodge members are encouraged to join their fellow guild heroes and heroines for a round of their favorite brew whenever they come and visit. And don't forget to support our cause by influencing your hero or heroine while in town!
If all of this sounds like a place you belong, by all means, join our guild. We're a quickly growing group. If you are torn between us and another guild, just remember, we have the best guild name. You won't have that if you go anywhere else!
Motto: To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems! - Homer Simpson, the legendary man who inspired the Skeatseria Lodge
Date Founded: The 14th of September in the year of 2011.
Equipment that earns extra respect from other Skeatseria Lodge members:
pair of beer goggles (head)
drunkard's liver (talisman)
Please add more as you come across them!
Reasons to drop by your local pub:
1 - Finished a quest! Drop by to celebrate!
2 - Died. Again. That's the third time this week. That calls for a drink.
3 - Just leveled up! Buy a round for the whole pub!
4 - Have no Godpower left to influence your hero and keep running away from fights like a coward? Time to calm your nerves with a beer.
5 - Won a skirmish and got tons of money and loot! I'm buying all night!
6 - Lost yet another arena battle because I'm aligned good and all my opponents are evil. Drink those problems away!
7 - Got new and dramatically better equipment! Gotta drink at least one for that.
8 - Bought worse equipment than you already had. Gotta drink well more than one to get the taste of that idiocy out of your mouth.
9 - Was shut down of the 732nd time when trying to get a date in town. Gonna be at the bar all night!
The is just a small sample of reasons. The list is continually growing - feel free to add more!
--TheGourdGod 15:16, 25 September 2011 (UTC)