Uhmm, sheven?: Thish wash a bad idea.
I wash up 'nother 3 bricksh! Then shome lil'... lil'... shome lil' twerp bet me 2 bricks I couldn't fin' out howter turn a gol' brick inta pinta beer. Sho. Sho. I tried, smashed four 'r five pint glasssez 'fore gave up. N', n', y'know what the... the lil' twerp did? Took two'v mah bricks n' bought two roun's fer the whole Goddesh-damned bar wiff'em.
Goddesh-damned lil' bashterd.
Sho then the twerp took m'other four bricks'n then I took both the twerpsh beers n'said "Tahdah! Givus'em back" n' then I took two back n' the twerp hit me in me 'ead wif 'nother one n' I 'it the twerp wiv mine an' a very large gen'lman ver' kindly invited me out'v the tavern in'a thish pile'v 'orse plop.
Oh, plop. Gotta write sumfing in th'other diary. Shorry, Shoul Shupreme.