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His weaknesses include: being woken up early in the morning, engaging in any type of games with complex rules, tombstone pizza, exorcists with a bioengineering degree, cupcakes with candy sprinkles on top, and holding doors open for female heroes.
 
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Strong Monsters of Godville
Sir Render
SirRender.png
Strong Monster
Class Cyborg
Habitat Wastelands
Description An Ex-knight with transplanted robotic organs as an Experiment

The Sir Render is a monster.

Story

Once an honorary member of the royal guard of Ixx, Sir Render was trained in the ways of the "knights of the roundtoit". When the knights get a roundtoit, the knights are sworn to protect the lands in which they are born. He has since then been biologically transmutated into a killbot by Deff Company, after the Kingdom of Ixx was bought out by foreign investors. They recalibrated his genetic makeup into a biological symbiote.

Description

He latches onto unsuspecting heroes, causing their shadows to lengthen during the day and disappear at night or attempts to take over the souls of unsuspecting heroes by entering the mouth, or by becoming the speck of dust that rubs the corner of your eye and will _not_ come out. His weight causes backpacks to become heavier over time.

His weaknesses include: being woken up early in the morning, engaging in any type of games with complex rules, tombstone pizza, exorcists with a bioengineering degree, cupcakes with candy sprinkles on top, and holding doors open for female heroes.

Monstrous Aristocracy
Monarchy Arrestocrat • Grimelord • Hangoverlord • Ogrelord • Spelun King
Royalty Carbon Foot Prince • Duke of Haphazard • Itch King • King of Clovers • King Thong • Ligerian Prince • Lying King • Prince Charmless • Prince Harming • Prince of Dorkness • Prince of Whales
Nobility Baristocrat • Capitalist Overlord • Civil Warlord • Demoted Plutocrat • Evil Overlord • Game Overlord • Grime Lord • Ignobleman • Ineptocrat • LANlord • Lord of the Dunce • Lord of the Keyring • Marquis de Sad • No Man's Landlord • Noble Ghast • Oval Lord • Tribble Overlord
Chivalry Arabian Knight • Boogy Knight • Crypto-Knight • Dark Stormy Knight • Dork Knight • Knight In Casual Clothes • Knight In Shining Armoire • Knight Who Says Ni • Knighting Gale • Knightmare • Lady's Knight • Late Knight • Live Saturday Knight • Neverwinter Knight • Not-So-Brave Knight • Prom Knight • Silent Knight • Sir Caustic • Sir Dance-a-Lot • Sir Render • Starless Knight • Swiss Army Knight • Wedding Knight