Sir Nonnaly

Sir Nonnaly was knighted by the great Nonnal himself on 480 g.e. Little is known about the past of this virtuous hero.

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Sir Nonnaly's Chronicles

The hero's chronicles may be found on the profile page of the great Nonnal  . A strong rating and/or any suggestions or feedback for improvement are warmly welcomed.

Appearances in Godville Times

• Day 513 g.e.

Sir Nonnaly - 17th-level adventurer, member of the “Warped Quantum” guild, with the motto “☢ The cake is a lie!”, stands at the 31st position in the pantheon of story tellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Nonnal. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

• Day 605 g.e.

Sir Nonnaly - 31st-level adventurer, member of the “Warped Quantum” guild, with the motto “☢ The cake is a lie!”, stands at the 47th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Nonnal. His worst enemy - a Bulletproof Monk. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a two-eyed paper clip. He is also a huge fan of Godvillewood’s pubs.

• Day 613 g.e.

Sir Nonnaly - 32nd-level adventurer, member of the “Warped Quantum” guild, with the motto “☢ The cake is a lie!”, stands at the 48th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Nonnal. His dream is to master the “teeth gnashing” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

Milestones

• 480 g.e. -- Knighted by the great Nonnal himself
• 501 g.e. -- Joined Warped Quantum guild
• 502 g.e. -- Achieved Level 15
• 510 g.e. -- Every piece of equipment finally had double-digit durability
• 513 g.e. -- Appeared in the Godville Times
• 516 g.e. -- Achieved Level 18
• 517 g.e. -- Earned 50th gold brick, thus gaining Eye of the Beholder
• 519 g.e. -- Became a Master in the Warped Quantum guild
• 520 g.e. -- Tamed my first pet, a Sun Dog named Tigger

!Hero's Diary↻

08:04 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you'll be my pet! And I'll call you Tigger. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

• 521 g.e. -- Tigger achieved Level 2. Sir Nonnaly achieved Level 19. Cancelled Sir Nonnaly's foolish attempts to change guilds.
• 523 g.e. -- Made it to 9th in the Pantheon of Storytellers (thank you everyone!). Tigger achieved Level 3 and his first personality, chunky. Every piece of equipment had at least +16 durability. And I earned a gold brick with a deus ex machina. Great day!
• 525 g.e. -- Melted a gold brick, bringing me up to 6.1% temple completion and putting myself on the Pantheon of Construction!
• 529 g.e. -- Honored with the privilege of serving my guild, Warped Quantum, as a member of the guild council. I shall be known as the Quantum Capacitor!
• 536 g.e. -- Elevated to the rank of Chief Master for Warped Quantum.
• 537 g.e. -- Once again had to cancel a foolish quest to change guilds. Took 16 voice commands (humph).
• 540 g.e. -- Broke through into the top 2000 on the Pantheon of gladiatorship with a record of 33/12.
• 541 g.e. -- Tigger, my level 9 Sun Dog, died at the hands of the Godville Administrator after 21 beautiful days of life:

!Hero's Diary↻

12:30 The Godville Administrator raised its paw for a deadly final strike on me, but suddenly Tigger threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking its neck. Tigger quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster's carcass. Oh my Lord, why? He was so young...

• 548 g.e. -- Tamed my second pet, another Sun Dog named Woody. I'll love him, but I still miss Tigger.

!Hero's Diary↻

02:11 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you'll be my pet! And I'll call you Woody. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

• 561 g.e. -- Elevated to the rank of Advisor for Warped Quantum.
• 585 g.e. -- Defeated the Godville Administrator!

!Hero's Diary↻

10:03 The Godville Administrator fell before my might. I hope its spirit won't haunt me... I received 21 coins and an invite to Godville.

• 586 g.e. -- My sun dog Woody advanced to Level 12, and we made it to the Taming Pantheon for the first time, debuting at 2642!
• 591 g.e. -- Elevated to the rank of Grand Master for Warped Quantum. Also, earned my 200th gold brick (via smelting). And later that same day, advanced to Level 30, which also gave me a new skill, deafening snore!
• 593 g.e. -- Had 4 more Ideabox suggestions approved by the devs, pushing me above 70 IQ points and enabling the Enhancement Room (ER)! ("What's the Ideabox? Who are the devs?" --Sir Nonnaly)
• 597 g.e. -- Number of deaths reduced by 1 (from opening a mystery box (went from 16 to 15 deaths)
• 598 g.e. -- Woody hit Level 14, pushing me up to 1363 on the Pantheon of taming
• 600 g.e. -- Hit Level 31 on the same day that Sir Nonnaly turned 120 days old.
• 604 g.e. -- Woody hit Level 15.
• 605 g.e. -- Made a second appearance in the Godville Times. Also broke into the top 1000 on the pantheon of taming.
• 609 g.e. -- My second pet, Woody, passed away at level 15 after two months of life.

!Hero's Diary↻

3:02 The Sitting Duck raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Woody suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Woody quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…

• 613 g.e. -- Made it into the Godville Times...again! Have to convince people that I'm not bribing the editors...

Gold bricks

As of Day 610 g.e., Sir Nonnaly had acquired 266 gold bricks.

• Most were gained from leveling up, winning in the arena, defeating monsters, and/or completing quests.
• 21 were created using an Alchemical Transmuter or Philosopher's stone on some bold items in his inventory.
• 43 were smelted from gold coins (by godly influence when the hero has over 3000 gold coins), including 1 using a Hurricane in a bottle and 1 using a Kill switch.
• 20 were bought for "a huge pile of gold coins."
• 7 were earned by using a special bold item such as a deus ex machina, continuum transfunctioner, or gift of fate:

!Hero's Diary↻

03:49 Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the deus ex machina. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!

Example of one of the above that was earned from a monster after death:

!Hero's Diary↻

02:21 The Postman of the Apocalypse was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.

Pantheons

These values are the highest ranks since I started counting, i.e. best recorded values.

Pantheon	Best Rank	Day Achieved
Pantheon of gratitude	47	593 g.e.
Pantheon of unity	6	552 g.e.
Pantheon of storytellers	9	523 g.e.
Pantheon of might	12776	610 g.e.
Pantheon of greed	105	557 g.e.
Pantheon of construction	5694	610 g.e.
Pantheon of taming	998	605 g.e.
Pantheon of gladiatorship	1184	556 g.e.
Pantheon of creation	175	556 g.e.
Pantheon of destruction	2153	580 g.e.

Stats

The following statistics are updated every 15 days.

Statistics as of day 495 g.e. (age 15 days):

• Monsters killed: 1522
• Death Count: 1
• Wins/Losses: 13/2
• Bricks for Temple: 2.3%
• Gratitude rank: 127
• Unity rank: 24 (intern for Jade Butterfly)
• Gladiatorship rank: 3674
• Creation rank: 483 (virtuous)

!Hero's Diary↻

11:32 Felt a burning desire to disassemble the deus ex machina. Found a notarized document inside stating that I've died fewer times than I thought. Nice.

Statistics as of day 510 g.e. (age 1 month):

• Level 16
• Monsters killed: 3839
• Death Count: 5
• Wins/Losses: 17/9
• Bricks for Temple: 3.9%
• Gratitude rank: 67
• Unity rank: 118 (follower for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 30
• Gladiatorship rank: 6353
• Creation rank: -- (righteous)

Statistics as of day 525 g.e. (age 1.5 months):

• Level 18
• Monsters killed: 6003
• Death Count: 7
• Wins/Losses: 21/9
• Bricks for Temple: 6.0%
• Gratitude rank: 67
• Unity rank: 15 (Master for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 12
• Greed rank: 269 (but this was temporary)
• Construction rank: 24812 (earned later that same day, when temple completion went from 6.0% to 6.1%)
• Gladiatorship rank: 4091
• Creation rank: 970 (virtuous)
• Pet: Tigger «Chunky», Level 4 Sun Dog, age about 5 days
• Skills: Oak Cloaking level 11; Mosquito Roar level 4

Statistics as of day 540 g.e. (age 2 months):

• Level 22
• Monsters killed: 8289
• Death Count: 9
• Wins/Losses: 32/12
• Bricks for Temple: 8.7%
• Gratitude rank: 66
• Unity rank: 14 (Chief Master for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 15
• Greed rank: --
• Construction rank: 18560
• Gladiatorship rank: 2042
• Creation rank: -- (righteous)
• Pet: Tigger «Truthful», Level 8 Sun Dog, age about 19 days
• Skills: Oak Cloaking level 15; Mosquito Roar level 7; Poisoned Kiss level 2

Statistics as of day 555 g.e. (age 2.5 months):

• Level 25
• Monsters killed: 10708
• Death Count: 10
• Wins/Losses: 48/19
• Bricks for Temple: 12.9%
• Gratitude rank: 65
• Unity rank: 15 (Chief Master for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 19
• Might rank: 21336
• Greed rank: 462
• Construction rank: 12492
• Gladiatorship rank: 1225
• Creation rank: 463 (virtuous)
• Pet: Woody «Shaggy», Level 4 Sun Dog, age about 6 days
• Skills: Oak Cloaking level 17; Mosquito Roar level 8; Poisoned Kiss level 5; Gnashing of Teeth level 6

Statistics as of day 571 g.e. (age 3 months):

• Level 27
• Monsters killed: 13016
• Death Count: 13
• Wins/Losses: 54/35
• Bricks for Temple: 15.8%
• Gratitude rank: 63
• Unity rank: 65 (Advisor for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 16
• Might rank: 18165
• Greed rank: --
• Construction rank: 10270
• Gladiatorship rank: 1657
• Creation rank: -- (neutral)
• Pet: Woody «Truthful», Level 8 Sun Dog, age about 22 days
• Skills: Oak Cloaking level 18; Mosquito Roar level 8; Poisoned Kiss level 6; Gnashing of Teeth level 9; Contagious Yawning level 3

Statistics as of day 585 g.e. (age 3.5 months):

• Level 29
• Monsters killed: 15036
• Death Count: 15
• Wins/Losses: 58/43
• Bricks for Temple: 18.1%
• Gratitude rank: 62
• Unity rank: 20 (Advisor for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 14
• Might rank: 15903
• Greed rank: --
• Construction rank: 9051
• Gladiatorship rank: 1748
• Creation rank: --
• Destruction rank: 2407 (spiteful)
• Pet: Woody «Cheerful», Level 11 Sun Dog, age about 1 month
• Skills: Oak Cloaking level 18; Mosquito Roar level 8; Poisoned Kiss level 8; Gnashing of Teeth level 9; Contagious Yawning level 7

Statistics as of day 600 g.e. (age 4 months):

• Level 31
• Monsters killed: 17229
• Death Count: 16
• Wins/Losses: 62/45
• Bricks for Temple: 22.8%
• Gratitude rank: 47
• Unity rank: 11 (Grand Master for Warped Quantum)
• Storytelling rank: 16
• Might rank: 13942
• Greed rank: --
• Construction rank: 6932
• Taming rank: 1379
• Gladiatorship rank: 1640
• Creation rank: -- (gentle)
• Destruction rank: --
• Pet: Woody «Perilous», Level 14 Sun Dog, age about 1 month
• Skills: Oak Cloaking level 19; Mosquito Roar level 8; Poisoned Kiss level 8; Gnashing of Teeth level 9; Contagious Yawning level 8; Deafening Snore level 3

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