Siostra

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History

Siostra is a guild that originated from the ashes of the mushroom guild. The mushroom guild was a guild that was lead by king Barfer. Barfer was determined to conquer Godville, but on the way there the mushroom guild was ambushed by zombies along a forest path. The zombies added the mushroom to thier pack by converting them into corpse, and set off to conquer Godville. Unfortunately, on the way there, a flightless eagle came- and, well, they drowned in a puddle. A few zombies were able to swim and escaped, forming a new guild lead by the undead corpse of Barfer. It is rumored that before you reach "master" you must be reborn as a zombie. This is the main reason Siostra remains a small guild.

Membership Requierments

To be accepted into Siostra, your hero must pass the following tests, created by Barfer himself, along with previous masters:

1) Build a snowman under the ocean.

2) Eat out of a super bowl.

3) Donate 5 euros to charity.

4) Opt to join the Godville Navy.

5) Know the ABC's.

6) Destroy the First Airbender.

7) Forget your name and remember it after initiation.

8) Go to jail, but get out with a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.

9) Pet a honey badger with a cobra around your neck.

10)Defeat a marine in hand to hand combat.

11) Eat yellow snow.

12) Run around the house three times, screaming like a bad boy.

13) Beat up Chuck Norris.

14) Dig a hole to China.

15) Slap a countryman with a fish (salmon, preferably).

16) Do a drive by fruiting on a member of the public.

17) Grow crops (carrots recommended) on the moveon.

18) Make 2 blondes build a log cabin underwater then get 2 brunettes to burn it down.

19) Find out who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

20) Find the one ring to bind them.

21) Win a game of croquet against the queen of Hearts.

22) Figure out who was the boss.

23) Beat up Jackie Chan.

25) Destroy the minecraft world.

26) Win a battle against the A-Team.

27) Be a successful failure.

28) Must be potty trained.

29) Escape the gravitational pull of a black hole

30) Take an underdog team to the championship game and NOT leave in the last few seconds.

31) Fall down the rabbit hole

32) Figure out if coconuts are able to migrate.

33) Follow the White Rabbit.

34)Dont join the guild

35) See through a 10 inches thick cement wall.

36) Give a wolverine a wedgie.

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Every new Master must add a new requirement.