Sentinels of Mediocrity
This is a guild based on a simple motto. "Sentinels guard things, we do that... but not well" this is attributed to the poor management and training of those who join. Although in recent years we have sworn our service to new gods who have been on the rise. To join you must first show your lack of strength, agility, and severe lack of intelligence. Then you must pass our trials of poor initiation.
1. Being poor - throw away like 20 bucks or something, i dunno
2. Mediocre charisma - tell the person closest to you in life that you love them, if this caused a gag reflex you gain an instant pass on the other trials
3. Bad health - go four weeks without eating anything green, and hopefully that will steer new recruits away from poisonous substances, morons...