Sawed-off Shogun

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The Sawed-off Shogun is a monster who used to be a simple double barrel shotgun with a sawed off barrel. Then a "brilliant" hero intent on creating a weapon to top all other weapons began adding to it. Purple lasers, Shay's(tm) artificial intelligence chip crumbs and warm dilithium crystals among other trekking warrior technology was fused into the very metal of the shotgun. When the hero's God saw the abomination, he sought to punish the hero with lightning. Unfortunately the hero raised the gun in salute at the same moment his God fired off a triple thunder bolt. The wretched thing came to life and, infused with the anger of a God, began attacking everything it sensed. Its maker has yet to be found but is at the top of the Most Wanted list in every town.

To fire itself, the Sawed-off Shogun must load in the high-powered salted sea shells, turn it on fire mode, point it at a target, enter the simple 30 digit GPS lock on code based on where he is on the world, pull trigger, then press fire.