Santa Claws

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While once a good creature sent by a good god to give gifts to the good little boys and girls of the earth, he was easily perverted by the great god Edmaster to serve his insane wills and whiles... He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feast upon their flesh, while mainly avoiding the good in search of tasty tasty evil, Santa Claws has been horribly perverted from his original goals. Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, he now has become a perverted monstrosity of his once former self, a horrible machanic mutant with lobster claws, he searches for the good to devour their purity and satisfy his insatible hunger...

Bonuses

He has the ability to summon mutant elfs.(who perform evil dental work upon his victums)

Two giant lobsterosities with which to slash his enemies

evil robotic zombie reindeer with which to haul his fat A**


Negatives

His big fat A**

Occasionally his wife will come and slaughter all...