|Habitat||The North Pole|
|Artifact||Santa Claws bag|
|Description||Mutant fat man|
Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
- Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
- Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
- Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
- Chocolate chip cookies
- Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
- Very, VERY fat.