|Habitat||The North Pole|
|Artifact||Santa Claws bag|
|Description||Mutant fat man|
Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws, he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
- Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
- Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
- Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
- Chocolate chip cookies
- Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
- Very, VERY fat.