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| image        = SantaClaws.jpg
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| caption      =
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| latin        = Santa Chelis
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| description  = Mutant fat man
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| class        = Humanoid
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| habitat      = The North Pole
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| pet-levels  = 18–any
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| pet-features = [[Pets#List of pets|Unknown]]
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| artifact    = Santa Claws bag
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| strong      = yes
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He was once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the '''Santa Claws''' has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
  
While once a good creature sent by a good god to give gifts to the good little boys and girls of the earth, he was easily perverted by the great god Edmaster to serve his insane wills and whiles... He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feast upon their flesh, while mainly avoiding the good in search of tasty tasty evil, Santa Claws has been horribly perverted from his original goals. Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, he now has become a perverted monstrosity of his once former self, a horrible machanic mutant with lobster claws, he searches for the good to devour their purity and satisfy his insatible hunger...
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==Attributes==
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===Strengths===
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* Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
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* Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
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* Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
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* Uses lightning attack on his foes (like blanka)
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* Can stealth
  
'''Bonuses'''
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===Weaknesses===
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* Chocolate chip cookies
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* Milk
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* Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
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* Very, VERY fat.
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* Sometimes can't resist children.
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* Works really hard one night a year.
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* Rivalry with [[Satan Claus]]
  
He has the ability to summon mutant elfs.(who perform evil dental work upon his victums)
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Two giant lobsterosities with which to slash his enemies
 
 
 
evil robotic zombie reindeer with which to haul his fat A**
 
 
 
 
 
'''Negatives'''
 
 
 
His big fat A**
 
 
 
Occasionally his wife will come and slaughter all...
 

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Pets of Godville
Santa Claws
Santa Chelis
SantaClaws.jpg
Strong Monster
Class Humanoid
Habitat The North Pole
Artifact Santa Claws bag
Description Mutant fat man
Pet
Tame at levels 18–any
Features Unknown

He was once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
  • Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
  • Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
  • Uses lightning attack on his foes (like blanka)
  • Can stealth

Weaknesses

  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Milk
  • Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
  • Very, VERY fat.
  • Sometimes can't resist children.
  • Works really hard one night a year.
  • Rivalry with Satan Claus
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