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Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.  
 
Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.  
  
'''Abilities:'''
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==Attributes==
*Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
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===Strengths===
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.  
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* Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
*Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
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* Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.  
*Use lightning attack on foes (like blanka)
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* Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
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* Use lightning attack on foes (like blanka)
  
'''Weaknesses:'''
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===Weaknesses===
*Chocolate chip cookies
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* Chocolate chip cookies
*Milk
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* Milk
*Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
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* Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
*Very, VERY fat.
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* Very, VERY fat.
 
[[Category:Pets]]
 
[[Category:Pets]]

Revision as of 07:13, 3 January 2019

Monsters of Godville
Santa Claws
SantaClaws.jpg
Class Humanoid
Habitat The North Pole
Artifact Santa Claws bag
Description Mutant fat man

Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
  • Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
  • Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
  • Use lightning attack on foes (like blanka)

Weaknesses

  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Milk
  • Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
  • Very, VERY fat.