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Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
  
 
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'''Abilities:'''
Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
 
 
 
'''Abilities'''
 
 
 
 
*Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
 
*Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
 
 
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.  
 
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.  
 
 
*Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
 
*Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
  
 
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'''Weaknesses:'''
'''Weaknesses'''
 
 
 
 
*Chocolate chip cookies
 
*Chocolate chip cookies
 
 
*Milk
 
*Milk
 
 
*Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
 
*Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
 
 
*Very, VERY fat.
 
*Very, VERY fat.
 
[[Category:Monsters]]
 

Revision as of 22:13, 30 August 2012

Monsters of Godville
Santa Claws
SantaClaws.jpg
Class Humanoid
Habitat The North Pole
Artifact Santa Claws bag
Description Mutant fat man

Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.

Abilities:

  • Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
  • Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
  • Has evil zombie reindeer slaves

Weaknesses:

  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Milk
  • Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
  • Very, VERY fat.