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While once a good creature sent by a good god to give gifts to the good little boys and girls of the earth, he has been perverted by an evil spirit. He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feasts upon their flesh, while mainly avoiding the good in search of tasty tasty evil. Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws, he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatible hunger...
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Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws, he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feasts upon their flesh.  
  
'''Strengths'''
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'''Abilities'''
  
*He has the ability to summon mutant elfs.(who perform evil dental work upon his victims)
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*Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
  
 
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.  
 
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.  
  
*Evil zombie reindeer slaves
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*Has Evil zombie reindeer slaves
  
  
 
'''Weaknesses'''
 
'''Weaknesses'''
  
*Chocolate cookies
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*Chocolate chip cookies
  
*Occasionally his wife will drag him back home
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*Milk
  
*very, very fat.
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*Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
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*Very, VERY fat.
  
 
[[Category:Monsters]]
 
[[Category:Monsters]]

Revision as of 05:10, 30 August 2011

Monsters of Godville
Santa Claws
SantaClaws.jpg
Class Humanoid
Habitat The North Pole
Artifact Santa Claws bag
Description Mutant fat man


Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws, he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feasts upon their flesh.

Abilities

  • Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
  • Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
  • Has Evil zombie reindeer slaves


Weaknesses

  • Chocolate chip cookies
  • Milk
  • Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
  • Very, VERY fat.