Rock Lobster

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Monsters of Godville
Rock Lobster
Locusta Petrea
Punk Lobster.png
Class beast
Habitat moshpits and stages
Description who rocks and headbangs down under the sea

This beast is a mad lad best served with butter and a slice of lemon.

Cowabunga

The rock lobster was a chill crustacean many years ago. He would hang out in the beaches of Last Resort, sipping from coconuts and playig guitar.

One day came a punk orc band to town, the lobster was amazed by their performance and decided to take a swift turn towards harder musical horizons. His tranquil melodies became shredding chords, his straw hat was sliding down by the days, the lobster was getting rad beyond measure.

The last straw was the act of climbing upon a palm tree to rock a solo. The very same night the authorities hunted down the lobster, legend has it his guitar was played by lightnings while the guards were taking his body down.