Queen Kong

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Queen Kong
Queen kong.jpg
Class Ape
Habitat Jungle
Description Giant female gorilla

Queen Kong is the wife of King Kong and a descendant of Grape Ape. She is Queen Kong, ruler of feminist monkeys, fighter of hunters, hater of heroes. Queen Kong has long been sought after by poachers for the huge gorilla fur pelt that she has. Rumor has it pelt is the fluffiest of its kind. Queen Kong's daughters also have somewhat soft pelts, but they haven't reached maturity, so it is actually pretty hard to make a good coat out of the daughters' pelt.

The names of her few daughters are not universally agreed upon and the few suggestions, such as "Princess", for one example, are thought of as rumors or speculation. The Queen has many sons, one of which is the famous video game star Donkey Kong. The story behind this name was recently verified. Apparently almost immediately after birth, Donkey threw a fit and punched his father in the eye, causing irreparable visual problems. King got so upset about his rude little boy that he began to call Donkey an explicit name. The name stuck, but Queen refused to use profanity, so she replaced the undesirable nickname with its synonym, donkey. Queen had fierce maternal instincts and loved all her children deeply, but she still needed to comply with her husband when he was adamant about something. When King warmed up to his son, he used his wife's more pleasant name for their child. The good morals and manners of Queen saved one of her children from disaster.

Queen noticed that many of the men in her family (King Kong, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong) were receiving all the attention. She knew that if not for her they would never be where they were in their careers. It was at this point that she came to the conclusion that she deserved some credit. When the others didn't help, she attempted to launch a new brand of dog toy. These were very successful, but she had only called them Kong, so people didn't realize that she was involved. This is when Queen decided to try it another way - fighting heroes. This way Queen would definitely receive credit for her efforts. She is currently still pursuing this path.

Queen Kong lives in the land of Los Adminos. The island is surrounded by water, protecting Queen and her children. Even though she is huge, her fur is green and camouflages perfectly with the trees, a characteristic she inherited from her great grandpappy. She is shy around humans and can't stand their noisy planes and whatnot, so she sometimes throws tantrums and crushes cars, planes, tanks, buildings, etc. This is rare, because not many are brave or stupid enough to venture onto her island. Unless this ape needs to go shopping or is angered or provoked, she typically will not travel into a civilization inhabited by humans. As for her appearance, early sketches show a hat with a flower, silky green fur, a body that's bigger than life, and a height of 75 meters.


  • Camouflage fur
  • Size
  • Maternal instinct


  • Love for King Kong
  • Tantrums
  • Hatred of noise
  • Jealousy
  • Worries often and entirely too much