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Monsters of Godville
|Postman Of The Apocalypse|
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The Postman Of The Apocalypse brings
news of the doomsday. He is gruesome,
always bleeding and moaning. If you meet
him, BEWARE!!!!! He can breath fire, and
has acid spit.
One way to defeat him is to pour
ice-cold water down his throat to stop
his flames. Never let your guard down
around him. He is bloodthirsty and will
take any opportunity to maim or kill.
Try to avoid him at all costs. Another known fact about this monster is that
they are insanely afraid of dogs. This is
another way to chase this monster away.
During the hours of eight in the morning till four in the afternoon stay clear of the mailbox.