Pirate of the 7 Cs

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Monsters of Godville
Pirate of the 7 Cs
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Class Humanoid
Habitat Atlantis
Health Almost immortal
Totem for Silver Raven Piracy Guild
Description Hideous!

The Pirate of the 7 Cs (Marinus scourgis) is a fearsome monster usually found in Atlantis, the new conquered adopted home of the pirates, but it is also sometimes found in other wet areas of Godville.


To hear him tell it, the 7 Cs are Charming, Cheerful, Charismatic, Chatty, Compassionate, Caring and Cute, and he spends his days helping old ladies across the street to the bank, and carrying things off for them when they come out. Also helping traders to relieve themselves of their pesky, but heavy coins goods as a personal favour to them, and at no gain to himself.


Common knowledge has it that the 7 Cs actually stand for Creepy, Caustic, Cut-throat, Cold-hearted, Cold-blooded, Callous and Collector. (What he actually collects is still a a well guarded secret, although there have been rumours ...) There were several of these Pirates initially, but due to their inability to be in the same vicinity as each other, and something about not taking orders from anyone else, there appears to have been some sort of battle, which resulted in their being only one survivor

His favourite pastime seems to be relieving tavern owners of their rum, and then paying for it with gold he stole from them in the first place.


A Pirate weakness
the Real Pirate of the 7 Cs.


Strengths

  • Has no scruples
  • Extremely fearsome
  • A rapier wit
  • A very sharp cutlass


Weaknesses

  • Is not really waterproof
  • Rum, in any quantity
  • Gold, in any quantity
  • Extremely greedy