Pirate of the 7 Cs
| Pirate of the 7 Cs | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Class | Humanoid |
| Habitat | Atlantis |
| Totem for | Silver Raven Piracy Guild ⚜️ |
| Description | Hideous! |
The Pirate of the 7 Cs (Marinus scourgis) is a fearsome monster usually found in Atlantis, new home of the pirates, but it is also sometimes found in other wet areas of Godville.
To hear him tell it, the 7 Cs are Charming, Cheerful, Charismatic, Chatty, Compasionate, Caring and Cute, and he spends his days helping old ladies across the street to the bank, and carrying things -off- for them when they come out. Also relieving traders of their pesky, but heavy coins as a personal favour to them.
Common knowledge has it that the 7 Cs actually stand for Creepy, Caustic, Cut-throat, Cold-hearted, Cold-blooded, Callous and Collector. (I don't think ANYONE wants to know what he actually collects...)
His favourite pastime seems to be relieving tavern owners of their rum, and paying them with gold he stole from them in the first place.
Strengths
- Very quick in a fight
- Extremely brave
- A rapier wit
- A very sharp cutlass
Weaknesses
- Is not really waterproof
- Rum, in any quantity
- Gold, in any quantity
- Extremely greedy