Pillow Fighter

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Monsters of Godville
Pillow Fighter
Supposuerat capiti pugnator
Pillow Fighter.jpg
Class Sleepy Brawler
Habitat The cool side of the pillow
Totem for diversity ⚜️ 
Description Loves feathers for some reason

The Pillow Fighter (Supposuerat capiti pugnator). A fierce and sleepy warrior, that has survived centuries of being misunderstood. When stumbled upon, in the wild, a hero or heroine's first instinct is to beat it to feathers, but that usually results in the demise of said hero. A fierce, but extremely stupid warrior from the guild Diversity stumbled upon a young Pillow Fighter, traveling alone, while questing just outside of Godville, not too long ago. The hero at first tried to defeat the Pillow Fighter. The Pillow Fighter put his pet to sleep and the hero started to feel very, very drowsy. Since the hero was still drunk from the night before, he thought it was just normal, but the hero didn't notice that their pet had fallen asleep. So, of course, the hero tripped over the pet and stumbled behind the Pillow Fighter. As the hero tried to recover, he touched the Pillow Fighter's back. Then everything changed.

It felt cool and soft. He started to fluff it and the Pillow Fighter laid on the ground and the hero rested their head on the cool side. They took a nap. When they awoke, they were the best of friends. It became clear that the Pillow Fighter was not such a bad monster, after all. After introducing the Pillow Fighter to the guild, they took a vote and unanimously decided to invite the Pillow Fighter to the guild Diversity, as their mascot. The rest is history.