Farmers by morning,
Pharmaceutical warriors by night,
We defeat our enemies with nose rings,
So that they will see the light,
-quote from an old Ph4rmer, Qaz
Welcome to Ph4rm. If you are reading this page, then you must be our new recruit! Or perhaps an indecisive peasant who still has yet to make up your mind.
For the latter, to join the ranks of distinguished farmers, simply type the following under remote control :
- Join the "Ph4rm" guild
Be warned, that if your hero decides to leave Ph4rm, simply type the following under remote control:
- cancel quest
A word of warning, your hero might not heed your words. No matter! Simply type the above commands again and again until they listen to you.
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