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'''Genus:''' ''PASTA Volaticus''
 
'''Genus:''' ''PASTA Volaticus''
  
Part Monster, part God, part Apparaiton, the Pastafarian is a strange breed.  
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Part Monster, part God, part Apparition, the Pastafarian is a strange breed. The appearance of this flying '''Monster''' has created havoc and mayhem, but has all ''inspired religious fervor'' in those who have witnessed it and lived to tell the tale.
  
  
"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs."
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"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs."
  
 
–[http://www.venganza.org/ The Prophet Bobby Henderson]
 
–[http://www.venganza.org/ The Prophet Bobby Henderson]

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Monsters of Godville
Pastafarian
pasta2.jpg
Class Surreal Apparition
Habitat stew pots and mess halls
Description Flying Spaghetti Monster

Genus: PASTA Volaticus

Part Monster, part God, part Apparition, the Pastafarian is a strange breed. The appearance of this flying Monster has created havoc and mayhem, but has all inspired religious fervor in those who have witnessed it and lived to tell the tale.


"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs."

The Prophet Bobby Henderson

Strenths

  • uncanny ability to strangulate with noodly appendages
  • cursed ability to smother with tangy sauces
  • total bewilderment at its bedazzling appearance leaves Heroes standing with mouth-open wonder

Weaknesses

  • colanders, for some unknown reason

Field Notes