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['''04.09.2019'''] New statistics unlocked because guild has first '''Chief Master''' - founder and first member reach this rank (Goddess: '''''KurisuKaltig'''''; Heroine: '''''Anniye''''').

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Occasionally, the hero may embark upon this quest in a town by himself. If you don’t want him to change guilds, send him a god voice saying something like this: “This quest is lame, stop doing it!" Sometimes the hero is busy, so pay attention to what he writes inside his diary when you send him voices. If you don't succeed, try again. Pay atention to the quest your hero is embarking on. Make sure to place " sign over the text. That way the game will register it.
— Warning from Ixi Ixi the Gentle Guardian

If something were to change and I could no longer be the leader or can't be a leader I will support your candidacy if you wish to be our leader and there was no one more suitable.
— Kurisu Kaltig the Founder

This is a group of mostly young Gods and Goddeses who gathered together under the name of the flower called Poppy. And not the common flower mind you, but the very special one at that. They are not degenerates. Nay, they are a group who only wish to spread their influence to every city, village, forest and local haunted lake! All medicine is poison and poison is medicine!

The founder of the guild, mischevious Goddes Kurisu Kaltig, wishes that the guild name could one day inspire positive thoughts and hope. But, honestly, light supreme goddess Lelotif is there to see the world burn in silence.

The enthusiastic deities have leveraged their godpower to inspire fear and awe into mortals with all their might. Their efforts have bore fruit as the guild has taken a high position in pantheon of popularity. Be it selling glasses to the charity or purposefully casting darkness onto the land so that their minions could bring torches to panicking masses, there is no stopping the young ones!

As of recent, the guild has welcomed old deities into their ranks. The future of the guild is promising.

For me, as I made our guild, I had one main wish: the leader should listen to guild members. We should all decide together, vote, do something or change. If the overhelming majority of guild wants something and only leader disagrees, refusing to do it, that would not be cool. For the idea when creating this guild was about making a good guild atmosphere and giving every member a voice in deciding. We are all equal. Make them feel equal and, possibly, create roads and goals of the guild in unity.
— Kurisu Kaltig the Founder

Minions/Heroes of the Guild

Bobobob la Pie: I would say that he has grown on me. At the beginning, I was dumbstruck by his stupidity. I used a lot of my power to make that mountain of muscles. I was afraid that my neglect of intellect was far worse than I have imagined. But he proved me wrong. He knew when to run. He knew how to swindle merchants. And, most importantly, he placed his faith in me. I suppose this is why I've seen the wandering voices in his diary calling their pawns as 'children'. If you had to ask me why the two of us joined this guild... well, let me tell you a tale. I was done creating a sleepiness resistance potion, or coffee as some call it, and I wished to check op on him. That's where I saw it. He was in the slums, penniless and in rags. He was leaning on the stone wall unable to sleep. It started to rain and, in an a laughable gesture, he wrote in his diary. He was wondering if I was crying and was trying to cheer me up. He must have thought I wasn't looking. He then used the medicine made from the poppy flower to fall asleep. I've been nothing but supportive of him ever since. I think it helped. He was able to sleep soundly every night. --Lelotif (talk) 02:32, 29 August 2019 (UTC)

Anniye: She made guild under this name because she ate flowers. Yes, you heard right. One time, a great but a foolish heroine broke her leg. The pain was too unbearable that she started going crazy. She found strange, big and beautiful purple flowers. This purple was her favorite color and seeing these flowers started to make her mind peaceful. Because of pain and temporary madness she started to eat these flowers... And pain was gone a few minutes later! When she met a doctor she asked about the name of these flowers...

Doctor: Name of these is Papaver Somniferum in Latin. Folks called them "poppies", they are the greatest pain-killers in this world but addictive too... Do you know "somniferum" means "bringing sleep"? And poets says these flowers symbolize dream, silence, poison, danger and even death. But poets aren't worth much. I hate them. My ex-wife is gone because of one of them. Do you know what I did for her in our relationship? This f$#%#% c$@$#$@ did...

But she wasn't listening anymore. She thought about guilds before, because she didn't want to go to any of existing guilds because she didn't know anybody in them whom she liked. And she was quite alone in this world. She tried picking up traders but they was always saying she is too stupid for them. Sometimes she killed them as monsters. She was good in heart, loyal to potential friends, but very cruel to enemies, she has very weak nerves too. She killed... Killed people in silence. And they died. And didn't feel pain anymore. And they are like in a dream. And she just liked these flowers. There were so many reason, much more than she can invent so everyone can think about them on their own. That was genius. Or just that she was stupid enough to find normal thinkinging as genius. Nvm. She had no name yet!!!

First day she started to make guild, soon second person joined. There were 2 people in a guild and she was afraid there would be no more - she heard heroes considering joining guilds only if there are more than five members. But she was unnecessarily worried. Soon there were more than five. More than ten. She wasn't alone anymore. They started to gain popularity soon... But she really hated some of this popularity because it was from her goddess always trying to electrocute her. So now she is continues killing monsters and traders. To soothe her nerves. But still, it is very nice to have friends. She can hurt them only on accidents, but she is hurting herself accidentally too all the time.
Kurisu Kaltig (talk) 07:58, 31 August 2019 (UTC)

Soranel: How do I begin with my "Little Disappointment?" At first, I tried to be a kind God. I gave my little one plenty of encouragement and kindness to help him grow, but he seemed to resist me at every turn. He is vain, he is ignorant, and he loves alcohol entirely too much. I tried to guide him on the right path; but no matter how I tried to reward him for good behavior, he always returned to his old habits. And so I turned from Grace to Fury.

I began to punish him for the things he would do against my will; but he didn't understand, and his pain grieved me so. He isn't... well he isn't smart, but he is mine; so, confused and in despair with how I should continue, I had him join some guild that I thought could deal with his alcohol addiction and I left to consider how I should change myself to support my servant. Unfortunately when I returned, I found him continuing his path of ruin, and even dragging a pet along with him! Luckily, in the time that I was away I had firmed my heart to devote myself to his correction through pain.

If he is vain, I will grant him so much scar tissue that he will learn humility. If he is foolish, perhaps a lightning bolt or two will improve the functioning his remaining brain cells... I admit I was stumped on how to at least slow his wastefulness and ceaseless barhopping.My previous attempts had done nothing to help! But then I thought, 'why try to stop him at all?' If he seemed so determined to flout My Will, perhaps I could utilize a bit of reverse psychology. When I met the God behind the Hero Bobobob la Pie, I had him transfer to Papaver Somniferum, A guild with a promising name. If I push him toward such pleasures, perhaps out of resentment for my fury he will push back.

I do not wish to be an Evil God, but I will become whatever I need to be to see Soranel mature. --Valdisul

Records of the Guild Council by Lelotif the Archive Overseer

There are marching bands, floats and large balloons along the streets of Los Demonos. Better get my guild uniform and go march with my guild comrades: it's a parade of “Papaver Somniferum”! - Matipl

xD - Matipl

"They say history is written by the victorious. That's not true. For the record, I, Krejzol, died this day at the hands of a Leader of the Banned." mwhahahaha xD -Matipl

Oh, now guild chat fill with lots or people! - Hephzilah ☆

That is one glorious death! - Lelotif

Isn't it? XD - Madao-san

Yeah, here's many ppl! - Madao-san

Yeah, here's many ppl! - Yatagarasu-dono

Yeah, here's many ppl! - Matipl

Many people! - Lelotif

Yeah, many people! - Matipl

Yeah, many people! - Yatagarasu-dono

Yeah, many people! - Madao-san

Many people! - Lelotif

That's right, many people! - Madao-san

zS - Madao-san

xD - Madao-san

`:D - Lelotif

Lots of people! - Lelotif

`:D - Madao-san

`:D - Lelotif

`:D - Yatagarasu-dono

Every member of “Papaver Somniferum” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Tradeburg are mildly bemused. - Lelotif

I have 1,63... I mean in real world...-Kurisu Kaltig

1,75cm bois!- Lelotif

'*175cm -Lelotif

I thought 1,65 I had 1,63 in middle school and dthoufjr I HAD to grow after 8-10 here, but not. In hospital they checked it. 1,63 cm. I'm so low- Kurisu Kaltig

You are so tiny! Tiny! *pats your head * - Lelotif

...........i'm 151cm...................... -Hephzilah

i hate you guys- Hephzilah

Idk be angry or not... Paging is nice but I don't want to be high- Kurisu Kaltig

But I am 25. How old are you? I will not be higher, I'm adult, after 20 yo for 99%you will not grow any 1-2cm higher -Kurisu Kaltig

I'm 19 :D -Lelotif

20+ No way I'll get taller lol -Hephzilah

So tiny~ -Lelotif

':3 too tiny! -Hephzilah

But perfect for pats! *pat pat* -Lelotif

[09.03.2019] Part One

01:41 AM The flagpole bearing the “Papaver Somniferum” flag grew dramatically in height, channeling a storm of thunderbolts, destined for the townsfolk, safely into the ground.-Lelotif

You will not divert my divine punishment! *Throws more bolts*-Valdisul

 Wrote my own little hero excerpt. Although, it explains more about my attitude as a God than it does my foolish child.-Valdisul

Just realized my suggestion for the monster "Extra Dry Djinn" was accepted after I left for awhile. Nice to know I contributed a monster.-Valdisul

'*unreasonably evil laughter for no special reason*-Madao-san

'*keking like a madman*-Lelotif

'*screaming "there's no gods!" on top of a mountain during the thunder*-Madao-san

'*laughs in potion of sleep resistance*-Lelotif

'*throwing bolts at thunder*-Madao-san

'*throwing icebergs at bolts*-Lelotif

'*gets dirty with slime monster*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*contemplates world domination*-Lelotif

'*goes out of the world to feel outwordly*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*twistes the plot to become a plot twist*-Lelotif

'*destroys cliffs to avoid cliff-hangers*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*digs holes to create plot-holes*-Lelotif

'*fills plot holes with tons of doc*-Yatagarasu-dono

Dlc* xD-Yatagarasu-dono

'*feels repulsed at the sight of pure evil*-Lelotif

'*pushes the red button*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*pushes the 'don't push' button*-Lelotif

'*kills the mood with cold blood and extreme violence*-Madao-san

'*doesn't realise that the boy likes her despite the other stripping naked before her*-Lelotif

...wait, whaaaaaaaaaa...?!-Madao-san

'*cough cough*- Lelotif

'*shakes hand violently while pouring the nitroglycerin*-Matipl

'*does the curious*-Lelotif

'*turns into madao*-Matipl

'*proceeds to boot the snek*-Lelotif


'*puts his pants on"-Matipl

'*questions many things* -Lelotif

There's too many serve! We are doomed!-Yatagarasu-dono

Oops, wrong universe, sorry-Yatagarasu-dono

Pfff haha!-Lelotif


'*destroys autocorrection in the entire multiverse*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*zerg rushes the enemy base* -Lelotif

'*poops out a wave of spiderminez*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*becomes spooderman*-Lelotif

'*casts a Blizzard*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*casts Fireball* -Lelotif

"*calls firefighters*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*hires the Orks*-Lelotif

'*sends Space Marines*-Yatagarasu-dono

'*chants 'blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!'*-Lelotif

"Omnipotent One, I am sure you already know, but... Sometimes... I like to pretend I'm a tomato. I hope this doesn't change our relationship"-Yatagarasu-dono

XD - Yatagarasu-dono

I am yet to witness such dignified thinking... magnificent.-Lelotif

Guilds Achievements and Events

[23.08.2019] First site of popularity - 51th place:
Trollbridge 2%
[23.08 - 30.08] one time between these days guild has even more popularity (about 23th place) but sadly - we didn't note this. Four or five towns, in one 3% or 4%
[31.08.2019] Guild is on 24th place has popularity in 4 towns:
Unsettlement 2%
Nothingham 2%
Beerburgh 1%
Trollbridge 1%
[04.09.2019] New statistics unlocked because guild has first Chief Master - founder and first member reach this rank (Goddess: KurisuKaltig; Heroine: Anniye).