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The Orthodontisaur is a monster.

Want to see a dinosaur with the best teeth around? Then this is your monster!

The Orthodontisaur can snap those perfect teeth and bite your hero in half in one chomp! It also has a tendency to use the blinding light of the sun to distract your hero long enough to either attack or make its escape.


  • Good vision (all the better to see you with)
  • Fast sharp claws (all the better to poke you with)
  • Strong vibrant teeth (all the better to eat you with)


  • Will sometimes stop fighting to fix your heros teeth
  • Hates anything with sugar in it
  • Flossing makes it lose a turn