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The Ork of the Covenant is a particularly small and ugly ork who was rejected by his tribe and given to another ork tribe as a dowry in the wedding of Prince D'ork and Princess Sheas D'Ugly-One. As an unwanted gift, The Ork of the Covenant spent 109 years in a box at the back of the cupboard untill Prince D'ork ran out of space. Prince D'ork then donated him to the D'ork Onium Museum.
 
The Ork of the Covenant is a particularly small and ugly ork who was rejected by his tribe and given to another ork tribe as a dowry in the wedding of Prince D'ork and Princess Sheas D'Ugly-One. As an unwanted gift, The Ork of the Covenant spent 109 years in a box at the back of the cupboard untill Prince D'ork ran out of space. Prince D'ork then donated him to the D'ork Onium Museum.

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The Ork of the Covenant is a particularly small and ugly ork who was rejected by his tribe and given to another ork tribe as a dowry in the wedding of Prince D'ork and Princess Sheas D'Ugly-One. As an unwanted gift, The Ork of the Covenant spent 109 years in a box at the back of the cupboard untill Prince D'ork ran out of space. Prince D'ork then donated him to the D'ork Onium Museum.

The D'ork Onium Museum realised the terrible burden that had been placed upon them and "lost" the Ork of the Covenant in a poker bet with the Department of C'ork Bottles. They were not amused. Feeling he had no other option, to save face and reputation, the minister for C'ork Bottles drove his cart into a minefield and the Ork of the Covenant was distributed evenly over the land of Godville for all to find.