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• 0% discount coupon
• 1-calorie meal
• 1-for-the-price-of-2 voucher
• 100-lb feather
• 12th step
• 19th hole
• 1x magnifying glass
• 2 pcs (2 pcs)
• 24k goldfish
• 25-hour clock
• 2D hologram
• 🎉3000-days gold coin🎉
• ’555-LOVE’ phone number
• 6-pack of bargain artifacts
• 8-bit coin
• 8-bit mushroom
• 8-bit puzzle
• Abduct tape
• Abominable snowcone
• Abominable snowflake
• Abracadabacus
• Absinthe spoon
• Absolute power cord
• Absolute vacuum cleaner
• Accidental floss
• Achieve mint
• ACME black hole
• ACME monster trap
• “Act of God” insurance policy
• Activated activatable artifact
• Active ingredient
• Adam's apple
• Adhesive healing strip
• Adhesive lubricant
• Adjective noun generator
• Adjustable reference point
• Adult-proof bottle
• Aerobics cube
• Aerosol bacon
• Afterlife survival guide
• AFK suicide note
• Aglet
• Air guitar
• Alchemical transmuter
• Alchemy textbook
• Alcohol patch
• All-seeing ear
• All-seeing eyedrops
• All-white chess set
• Alternate reality cheque
• Aluminium banner
• "Amazing Anatomy" book
• Ambiance fluxuator
• Ambidextrose
• Amper sand
• Anachronistic clock
• Anaphylactic shock absorber
• Anaphylactic sock
• Anarchist's rulebook
• Ancient relic of modern art
• Anecdotal evidence
• Angel’s feather
• Anglo-saxophone
• 🎉anniversary gold coin🎉
• Anonymous identity card
• Another brick from the wall
• Another man's shoes
• Antibacterial soapstone
• Antibody wash
• Anti-bacterial software
• Anti-glitch cream
• Anti-social network
• Antifreeze-pop
• Antimatter of fact
• "Any" key
• Apocalypse date generator
• "Apocalypse Herald" newspaper
• Apocalypstick
• Apothecary in a bottle
• Aqueduct tape
• Arcade token
• Arcane sugar
• Archeological record album
• Archimedes' screwdriver
• Area 51 VIP pass
• Arena ticket
• Arenalin
• "Arena's Wackiest Bloopers" movie
• Argyle sock puppet
• Ark safety checklist
• Ark welder
• Armageddon survival manual
• Armapillow
• Armoire of invincibility
• Armor cooling system
• Artifact placeholder
• Artifact Price Guide: 601 g.e. Edition
• “Artifacts & Collectibles” magazine
• Artificial artifact
• Arty fact
• Ashes-to-dust converter
• Assemblage point
• Asset liquidizer
• Astral paper plane
• Astral projector
• "Atheism for Dummies" flyer
• Atheist's guide to heaven
• Athlete's footnote
• Atom balm
• Atomic bon-bon
• Atomic weight set
• Atrophy trophy
• Attached string
• Attention spam
• Attention spanner
• Attention-seeking missile
• Aura-scope
• Autocarrot
• "Autocorrection four Dummies" guide
• Autographed self-portrait
• "Avoiding Dummies for Dummies" book
• Award-winning award
• Awkward silence generator
• B-side
• Babel fish
• Back log
• Back pedal
• Background music generator
• Background radiator
• Backhand of fate
• Backseat driver's license
• Backstage pass
• Backup plan
• Bacon of hope
• Bacon powder
• Bacterial subculture
• Bad fanfiction
• Bad horoscope
• Bad juju
• Bad penny
• Bad sign
• Badge of honorable mention
• Bag of air
• Bag of computer chips
• Bag of conspiracy nuts
• Bag of dirty thoughts
• Bag of empty promises
• Bag of filthy prawns
• Bag of holy shiitake mushrooms
• Bag of jellyfish sticks
• Bag of liquid nails
• Bag of lost marbles
• Bag of lovely bones
• Bag of navigational breadcrumbs
• Bag of nopes
• Bag of otter's noses
• Bag of rehydrated raisins
• Bag of rejected suggestions
• Bag of scrabble tiles
• Bag of shoulder chips
• Bag of smithereens
• Bag of trophies
• Bag of unicorn flakes
• Bag with 99 red doubloons
• Baking soda volcano
• Balance tipper
• Ballpark figurine
• Ballpoint quill
• Banana bomb
• Bananalyzer
• Banana splitter
• Bank pen
• Bar of code
• Bar of spaghetti
• Bar tab
• Bargaining tool
• Barrel of laughs
• Barrel scraper
• Bartering ram
• Basilisk breeder's manual
• Basket of egg bombs
• Bathtub ring
• Battery antacid
• Battery-powered battery charger
• Beacon of hopelessness
• Bead of sweat
• Bear necessities
• Beaten bush
• Beauty mark
• Bed of snails
• Beelzebubble gum
• Beer-battered beer
• Beer-scented soap
• Behemoth-flavored tea
• Belated birthday cake
• Belated "get well" card
• Bengal light
• Benjamin's button
• Berth certificate
• Bertrand's teapot
• Beryllium sphere
• "Best of the Rest" award
• Beta carrot
• Beta artifact
• Bi-polar compass
• Bible belt
• Bicycle of life
• Big picture
• Bigger bang theory
• Bigger fish
• Bill of bragging rights
• Bill of lefts
• Bill of wrongs
• Binary abacus
• Binary array
• Binary bible
• Binary dice
• Binary haiku
• Binary sudoku page
• Binary sudoku puzzle
• Binary-tree seed
• Biodegradable diamond
• Biodegradable time capsule
• Bioenergy amplifier
• Biological clock
• Bit map
• Bit of bytes
• Bit of inspiration
• Bittersweetener
• Black and white pen
• Black briefcase
• Black highlighter pen
• Black hole detergent
• Black hole punch
• Black magic marker
• Black mail
• Black market loyalty card
• Black market pamphlet
• Black pepper spray
• Black-and-white rainbow
• Black-and-whiteboard
• Blackbeard's razor
• Blank birth certificate
• Blank dice
• Blank grocery list
• Blank idea slip
• Blank rain check
• Blank spell scroll
• Blank tombstone
• Blank treasure map
• Blanket of snow
• Blanket term
• Blast from the past
• Blazing saddle
• Blind spot
• Block of administratium
• Blood splattered smiley badge
• Bloodbath salts
• Blood-curdling cream
• Blood-drinking straw
• Blood-splattered smiley badge
• Blown cover
• Blown gasket
• Blue collar
• Blue pill of happiness
• Blue streak
• Blue tooth
• Board of education
• Bobby prize
• Body language translator
• Bold item
• Boneless chicken eggs
• Bone of contention
• Bone to pick
• Bonus track
• Booby prize
• Bōõk öf Ãççêñts
• Book of common knowledge
• Book of Common Preyers
• Book of convincing alibis
• Book of dungeon etiquette
• Book of Dupes
• Book of Dupes (2nd edition)
• Book of e-mail stamps
• Book of famous last words
• Book of generic pet names
• Book of glitchcraft
• Book of lulz
• Book of neverending stories
• Book of rejected prayers
• Book of saucery
• Book of single-letter words
• Book of time stamps
• Book of trendy warcries
• Book of unprintable evil
• Book of unsubstantiated rumors
• Book of unwritten laws
• Book of unwritten rules
• Booklet "The 101 Things To Do If You Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
• Boonbox
• Boring machine
• Borrowed time machine
• Boss key
• Boss monster plushie
• Boss monster's paycheck
• Bosscoin
• Bottle cap collection
• Bottle in a bottle
• Bottle in a miniature ship
• Bottle in a ship
• Bottle labeled "Drink me"
• Bottle labeled "Eat me"
• Bottle of 'Common Scents' cologne
• Bottle of ad hoc solution
• Bottle of awesomesauce
• Bottle of beer from a wall
• Bottle of brainwashing detergent
• Bottle of breathable air
• Bottle of Bumchestershire sauce
• Bottle of canned HP
• Bottle of 'Common Scents' cologne
• Bottle of crocodile tears
• Bottle of dandelion wine
• Bottle of dead air
• Bottle of demonade
• Bottle of depressants
• Bottle of diet water
• Bottle of diluted water
• Bottle of djinn and tonic
• Bottle of domesticated beer
• Bottle of drinking tobacco
• Bottle of e-ink
• Bottle of eau de toilet
• Bottle of firewater
• Bottle of greenhouse gases
• Bottle of holy ale
• Bottle of liquid courage
• Bottle of liquid cowardice
• Bottle of liquid ice
• Bottle of liquid rainbow
• Bottle of loveless potion
• Bottle of mojo
• Bottle of nail vanish
• Bottle of not-so-secret sauce
• Bottle of nuka-cola
• Bottle of powdered water
• Bottle of secret sauce
• Bottle of self-esteem
• Bottle of serial port wine
• Bottle of snake oil
• Bottle of talon varnish
• Bottle of unidentified flying sauce
• Bottle of unscented perfume
• Bottle of USB port
• Bottle of virgin's tears
• Bottle of Vitameatavegamin
• Bottle of whatever
• Bottle of whine
• Bottle of workahol
• Bottle with a ghost ship
• Bottled nostalgia
• Bottom dollar
• Bottom line
• Bottom of a barrel
• Bottomless cup
• Bottomless hole
• Bouquet of heroic posies
• Bouquet of forget-me's
• Bouquet of remember-me-nots
• Bouquet of ultraviolets
• Bourbon legend
• Bowl of copypasta
• Bowl of instant karma
• Bowl of leeches and cream
• Bowl of petunias
• Bowl of primordial stew
• Box of broken dreams
• Box of death matches
• Box of disposable swords
• Box of exhibitionist matches
• Box of fig neutrons
• Box of fireproof matches
• Box of headless matches
• Box of infinite fruit loops
• Box of laundry deterrent
• Box of mismatches
• Box of rejected ideas
• Box of second-hand matches
• Box of shame
• Box of sins
• Box of smile wipes
• Box of spare time
• Box of web cookies
• Box with a question mark
• Box-shaped heart
• Boxer briefcase
• Boy Scout's badge
• Braille “Do Not Touch!” sign
• Braille magnifying glove
• Brainstorm forecast
• Brainwave
• Branch from an iron tree
• Branch of a family tree
• Brand new bag
• Bread-powered toaster
• Breaking news repair kit
• Breaking point
• Breathtaking mint
• Brick of fool's gold
• Brick of purest green
• Brick polishing kit
• "Bricks Happen" bumper sticker
• Bright future dimmer
• Briquette of dry wine
• Briquette of flame-retardant charcoal
• Broken ego
• Broken heart
• Broken metaphor
• Broken news repair kit
• Broken "Out of order" sign
• Broken promise
• Broken rearview mirror
• Broken record
• Broken rule
• Broken rule book
• Broken slinky
• Broken soulcube
• Broken stereotype
• Broken water chip
• Broken will
• Bromantic novel
• Broomerang
• Brown note generator
• Brown paper lunch bag
• Brownie point
• Brutal smile
• Bubble of magnifying gas
• Bucket of antimatter
• Bucket of bolts
• Bucket of elbow grease
• Bucket of invisible paint
• Bucket of steam
• Bucket of striped paint
• Buckyball
• Buffalo wing
• "Build your own unicorn" kit
• Bull's eyeglasses
• Bulletproof grass
• Bullseye drops
• Bunch of baloney
• Bunch of gripes
• Bunch of hallucinogenic dill
• Bunch of pansies
• Bunch of wilted flowers
• Bundle of DNA-chains
• Bundle of nerves
• Bunny-shaped bath soap
• Buns of steel
• Buoyant anchor
• Burial voucher
• Buried hatchet
• Burn notice
• Burnt calorie
• Burnt ice cube
• Burst bubble
• Butt of a joke
• Buttered finger
• Bytecode fragment
• Byte mark
• Caffeinated holy water
• Camouflask
• Can closer
• Can of ambrosia
• Can of asteroid repellent
• Can of black paint
• Can of blinker fluid
• Can of borrowed time
• Can of cootie repellent
• Can of decompressed air
• Can of dehydrated water
• Can of doctored peppers
• Can of forced habits
• Can of 'greener grass' paint
• Can of harespray
• Can of lethargy drink
• Can of midnight oil
• Can of monster mash
• Can of pain thinner
• Can of powdered toast
• Can of primordial ooze
• Can of reodorant
• Can of sensible string
• Can of serious string
• Can of spam
• Can of spinach
• Can of tribble food
• Can of tuna-safe dolphin
• Can of uneasy cheese
• Can of whoopass
• Canceled life insurance policy
• Candied toothbrush
• Candle burnt at both ends
• Candy corn on the cob
• Candy from a stranger
• Candy gram
• Canned bread
• Canned heat
• Capital reward
• Captain's log
• Captain's pipe
• Carbon credit card
• Carbon footprint
• Cardboard coffin
• Cardboard shuriken
• Care spray
• Carnivorous thimble
• Carrot and stick gift set
• Carton of juicy gossip
• Case of hiccups
• Case of indigestion
• Case of the Mondays
• Cat in the bag
• Cat scanner
• Cat's 9 lives coupon
• Cat's tenth life
• Cataclysmic converter
• Catalog of heroic poses
• Catalog of minor indiscretions
• Catch-22
• Cattle driver's license
• Cautionary tail
• Cease-fire extinguisher
• Center of a donut
• Center of gravity
• Cerberus' flea collar
• Certificate of eccentricity
• Certificate of heroism
• Certificate of incompletion
• Certificate of moderate sanity
• Chain letter opener
• Chain of command
• Chain of events
• Chain reactor
• Chained crate
• Chainmail towel
• Champignon
• Change of heart
• Change of plan
• Chaos engine
• Character flaw
• Character hardener
• Character-building blocks
• Chariot license
• Chastity belt spanner
• Cheap shot glass
• Cheat codex
• Check-mark box
• “Cheerful Hobbit” hair removal wax
• Cheese moon
• Cheese wheel
• Cherry bomb pie
• Cherry Pi
• Chest of silent applause
• Chick magnet
• Chicken magnet
• Chicken noodle soup
• Chicken's finger
• Childhood dream
• Chill pill
• Chimney sock
• Chip off the old block
• Chipped golden brick
• Chipped truth
• Chiseled feature
• Chloroform-scented candle
• Chocolate bunny ear
• Chocolate dust bunny
• Chocolate microchip
• Chordless guitar
• Christmas cracker
• Christmas miracle
• Chrono trigger
• Chunk of concrete evidence
• Circle of life
• Circular reference
• Circular void generator
• Circumstantial evidence
• Class-action figure
• Classified document
• Clean slate
• Clean whistle
• Clear-colored crayon
• Clever pun
• Cliché filter
• Cliff's hanger
• Clique bait
• Clockwork orange
• Close call
• Closed caption opener
• Closed loophole
• Closed mind
• Cloud chamber
• Cloud nine
• Clown jewel
• Clutch of unscrambled eggs
• Cocktail umbrella
• Code of misconduct
• Code snippet
• Coffin nail
• Coil of lathered rope
• Coil of platinum barbed wire
• Coined word
• Cold plate of revenge
• Cold shoulder
• Cold-air balloon
• Collapsible hole
• Collection of Imperial March remixes
• Collection of multi-colored photons
• Collection of thoughts
• Collide-o-scope
• Colombian bow tie
• Colorful phrase
• Colorless kaleidoscope
• Columnist manifesto
• Comb-over
• Comfort zone map
• Comic timer
• Common cold compress
• Common essence
• Community chest
• Compact discus
• Companion cube
• Compass without a needle
• Compelling backstory
• Compliment bait
• Complimentary death certificate
• Compost-it note
• Compound fracture
• Compulsive lyre
• Computer bug repellent
• Concentrated spirituality
• Concrete piñata
• Concrete swimming trunks
• Cone of silence
• Confidence-building block
• Confidentiality agreement
• Conscience inhibitor
• Consolation prize
• Conspiracy theory
• Conspiracy walnut
• Constant variable
• Constellation prize
• Contingency plan
• Continuum transfunctioner
• Contradictionary
• Conversation piece
• Conversation starter
• Cookie jar
• Cool side of the pillow
• Cooties vaccine
• Copy of HeroWorld magazine
• Copy of the "what the" FAQ
• Cordless extension cord
• Cordless xylophone
• Corn on the cobwebs
• Corner cutter
• Corner of the globe
• Corporate stepladder
• Corpse flower bouquet
• Cosmo knot
• Cottonmouth candy
• Couch potato peeler
• Could-have bean
• Counterclockwise clock
• Counterfeit Godville invite
• Counterfeit love
• Couple of midichlorians
• Coupon for a free coupon
• Courage requisition form
• Covalent bond
• Coy fish
• Cracked magic mirror
• Crackerjack prize
• Cradle of civilization
• "Crash Testing for Dummies" book
• Crayon of an unknown color
• Crazy train ticket
• Creative account
• Creative license
• Creature comforter
• Crescent moon rock
• Crooked arrow
• “Crop circle pattern” book
• Cross-sword puzzle
• Crow's feet
• Crow's nest egg
• Crumb of wisdom
• Crushed spirit
• Cryogenically preserved phoenix
• Cryptic metaphor
• Cryptic prophecy
• Crystal ball bearing
• Cubic ball
• Cubist cigar
• Cultural shock absorber
• Cup of javascript
• Cup of rage
• Curious thing
• Cursed scroll of blessings
• Customer base
• Customer disloyalty card
• Cute angle
• Cutthroat lozenge
• Cyclops' eye drops
• Cyclops' eyepatch
• Cyclops' monocle
• Cyclops' spectacles
• D.I.Y. lobotomy kit
• D.I.Y. monster kit
• Daily special
• Damaged pride repair kit
• Dark energy bar
• Dark matter of fact
• Dark side's cookie
• Darwin award
• Dash of hope
• Data griddle
• Data plan
• Data rope
• Dating agency questionnaire
• Davy Jones' locker
• Daydream catcher
• Daylight saver
• Daylight savings reward card
• Daylight torch
• De-carbonated soda
• Deactivated frankincense monster
• Dead beat
• Dead brain cell
• Dead brain slug
• Dead door nail
• Dead garden gnome
• Dead giveaway
• Dead man's chest
• Dead parrot
• Dead pet rock
• Dead pixel
• Dead weight
• Deadline extender
• Deal breaker
• Death box
• Death note
• Death support machine
• Death's chess set
• Debt ceiling fan
• Debt to society
• Decaf coffee table
• Decaffeinated water
• Decimal place holder
• Deck of 52 praying cards
• Deck of blood donor cards
• Deck of carbs
• Declaration of dependence
• Declaration of impudence
• Deconstructive feedback
• Decoration of independence
• Deductive seasoning
• Deep fried salad
• Deep space heater
• Definite article
• Definite dupe
• Defrag mint
• Defragmentation grenade
• Defoilating scrub
• Degenerator
• Degree of freedom
• Degree of separation
• Dehydrating lotion
• Dehydrating moisturizer
• Deleted footage
• Deleted uranium
• Delight bulb
• Demagnetized moral compass
• Demotivational poster
• Depleted geranium
• Desanitizing lotion
• Desert rose
• Despair tire
• Destruction manual
• Deus ex machina
• Developmental tissues
• Devil's avocado
• Devil's handbasket
• Dewaffling iron
• Diamond in the rough
• Diamond in the rough draft
• Diary of a feral hero
• Diary of a madman
• Diary of an abandoned hero
• Diary page 404
• Diary-entry generator
• Diddly squat
• Dictionary of typos
• Diet coal
• Diet salt
• Different angle
• Diffraction grating
• Digital abacus
• Digital hourglass
• Digital surfboard
• Dimensional destabilizer
• Dirty deed
• Dirty little secret
• Dirty money
• Disaccordian
• Disarmchair
• Disassembling kit
• Disbelief suspenders
• Discharged doomsday device
• Discharged lightning bolt
• Discharged wand of wishing
• Disciplinary action figure
• Disclosed secret
• Disconnect-the-dots book
• Discredited card
• Disembodied voice box
• Disengagement ring
• Dish of well-done sashimi
• Dish of well-done sushi
• Disharmonica
• Dislike button
• Dismembership card
• Disposable soul patch
• Disposable thumb
• Disposable tombstone
• Disturbing thought
• Divine Spark
• Divine whetstone
• "Do Disturb" sign
• Doc-in-a-box
• Dodged ball
• Dolphin towel
• Donation box
• "Don't be a noob" guide
• Don't-do-it-yourself guide
• Doom-it-yourself manual
• Doormat
• Dose of reality
• Dot net
• Dotcom bubble
• Double cross
• Double dip
• Double eyepatch
• Double healix
• Double take
• Double-barreled shot glass
• Double-ended candle
• Downward spiral
• Dragonbreath mint
• Dragon Dungeon map
• Dragon egg incubator
• Dragon wheel
• Dragon's breathalyzer
• Dragons Dungeons map
• Dramatic flare
• Dreadmill
• Dream machine
• Dream sweetener
• Dream tosser
• Dried-out marker
• “Drink. Pray. Fight.” sticker
• Drinking horn
• Drop of uncertainty
• Dropped hint
• Drug test cheat sheet
• Dry-erase quill
• Dry icicle
• “Dry Paint” sign
• Dual core apple
• Dual screen stone tablet
• Dub-stepladder
• Dub-stepping stone
• Duct tape recorder
• Dug chest
• Dumb luck
• Dummies' guide to guides
• Dupe detector
• “Dummy's Guide to Dummies” guide
• Dungeon air freshener
• Dungeon brew
• Dungeon travel brochure
• Dust collector
• Dwarf star
• Dyslexic lexicon
• Déjà voodoo doll
• Déjà vuvuzela
• E-bookcase
• Ear wig
• Earlobe of the %monster%
• Earth wind and fire alarm
• Earwax candle
• Easter egg
• Easter egg detector
• Easter eggplant
• Easy button
• Eau de napalm
• Ebonite rod
• Eclectic guitar
• Edge of a sphere
• Edge of reason
• Edible pie chart
• Eerie silence generator
• Ego alternator
• Ego trip planner
• Elbow room generator
• Elder's scroll
• Electric compass
• Electric hypewriter
• Electric sundial
• Electron horoscope
• Elegant solution
• Elemeno pea
• Element of surprise
• Eleventh diary entry
• Elven ear sharpener
• Email envelope
• “Embalming for Mummies” book
• Embarrassing baby picture
• Embarrassing sound effect
• Emergency bacon
• Emergency entrance sign
• Emergency exit
• Emoji hieroglyph
• Emoji translator
• Emotional destabilizer
• Emotional randomizer
• Emotional rollercoaster ticket
• Emotional shock absorber
• Emotional support
• Empirical ruler
• Empty bag of promises
• Empty box of GECK
• Empty can of whoop-ass
• Empty cookie jar
• Empty flask of immortality
• Empty genie lamp
• Empty inventory slot
• Empty pocket
• Empty save slot
• Empty soulstone
• Empty treasure chest
• Emulator of a simulator
• Encrypted file
• Encyclopedia Godvillia
• Encyclopedia Heroica
• Encyclopedia Monsterica
• End of a Möbius strip
• End of a rope
• End of the line
• Endangered monsters list
• Enigma machine
• Enlightening bolt
• Enthusiasm curber
• Entropy inverter
• Epileptic tree's seed
• Ergonomic torture device
• Escape key
• Escape route
• Essence of awesomeness
• Essence of health
• Essence of nonsense
• Essence of nothing
• Essence of wealth
• Eternal hope spring
• Ethyl juice soda
• Evening-before pill
• Event horizon invitation
• Everlasting goblinstopper
• Everlasting gobstopper
• "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About <CENSORED>" brochure
• Eviction notice
• Evidence plant
• Evil laugh track
• Evil rights amendment
• Evolutionary scale
• Exact approximator
• Excalibur's stone
• Exclamation pint
• Executable file
• Exhibit B
• Exhibitionist matches
• Exorcise machine
• Exotic handbag
• Exotic seashell
• Expected twist
• Expensive freebie
• Expired artifact
• Expired gift certificate
• Expired invincibility potion
• Expired marriage license
• Extendable antenna
• Extinction cord
• Extra chromosome
• Extra life
• Extra turn
• Eye candy
• Eye of potato
• Eye of the %monster%
• Eye of the beholder
• Eye of the storm
• Eye opener
• Eye pod
• Eyebrowser
• Fabergé egg timer
• Fabergé omelette
• Fabric hardener
• Fabric of time
• Face balm
• Face palm oil
• "Facts of Life" popup book
• Fail safe
• Fairy ale
• Fairy's tail
• Fake guild badge
• Fake sunburn kit
• Fallen hero's last will
• Fallen star
• False alarm clock
• False god particle
• False hope
• False sense of security
• False testimony
• Family jewel
• Family tree seed
• Family tree trimmer
• Family values
• Fan Mail
• Fanboy repellent
• Fangirl repellent
• Fantasy archetype
• Fashion statement
• Fatal exception
• Faux paw
• Feather weight
• Fedora of the explorer
• Fee radical
• Female-to-male phrasebook
• Ferrous wheel
• Fez dispenser
• Fibonacci sequencer
• Fibonacci sequins
• Fiddler's elbow
• Fiddlestick
• Fiddlesticks
• Fifth element
• Fight club rulebook
• Fight data recorder
• Fight-or-flight simulator
• Figment of the imagination
• Figure of speech
• Figure "5" in gold
• Filet o' satellite fish
• Fillet of the %monster%
• Fill-in-the-blanket
• Filthy trap
• Final aid kit
• Final countdown clock
• Final written warning
• Finder's fee
• Fingerprint magnet
• Finished connect-the-dots book
• Finite loop
• Fire in the hole
• Firefox tail
• Fireproof bush
• Fireworks set
• First piece of the puzzle
• First-in-line ticket
• First-raid kit
• Fish in a barrel
• Fish-call
• Fission chip
• Fission chips
• Five-finger discount card
• Five-second rulebook
• Fixer elixir
• Flambouyancy aid
• Flame-retardant charcoal
• Flammable fire extinguisher
• Flask of automa-tonic
• Flask of dragon's tears
• Flask of liquid vacuum
• Flask of living water
• Flask of witch's brewski
• Flat globe of Godville
• Flattering picture
• Flawed coping mechanism
• Flea magnet
• Flexible option
• Flight data recorder
• Flimsy excuse
• Flip side
• Fluffy wambler
• Flux incapacitor
• Flying carpet cleaner
• Flying fish feather
• Flying toaster
• Foam rubber barbell
• Foe pass
• Fog of war machine
• Folder N666
• Food pyramid
• Foolproof pan
• Foolproof plan
• Fool's goldfish
• Forbidden fruit
• Forbidden scroll of moderate blasphemy
• Forged heat signature
• Forged signature
• Forgetful foam mattress
• Forget-me-knot
• Forget-me-now flower
• Forgotten memory
• Fork in the road
• Fortune-teller's kit
• Fossil record player
• Fountain plug
• Fragrance grenade
• Frame of reference
• Framed cave painting
• Frayed knot
• "Free beer" ticket
• Free cheese
• Free fall accelerator
• 'Free hug' coupon
• Free lunch
• Free sample
• Free-of-charge battery
• Free-range ant farm
• Free-range vegetable
• Frequent-fleeing club card
• Fresh lemonaid
• Freudian slip
• Friar alarm
• Friendly fire
• Friends filter
• Friend-zoning permit
• “From Valhalla, with love” postcard
• Frosted snowflake
• Frozen can of antifreeze
• Frozen fireball
• Frugalhorn
• Fruit loop
• Fruit of ignorance
• Fruit of knowledge
• Fruit of labor
• Full-size scale model
• Full color blueprint
• Fully automatic manual
• Funeral home loyalty card
• Funky beets
• Fur of the %monster%
• Futon torpedo
• Future antique
• Fuzzy logic
• Gagging order
• Galactic acid
• Galaxy in a jar
• Gas leek
• Gastronomical unit
• Gear of war
• Generic goodness in a bottle
• Generic holiday card
• Generic loot
• Generic object
• Genetic make-up remover
• Genetic marker
• Genome map
• Gently weeping guitar
• Genuine imitation
• Get-into-jail-free card
• Get-out-of-jail-free card
• Get well later card
• Ghost of a chance
• Ghost pepper
• Ghostcard
• Giant miniature
• Gibberish translator
• Gift horse mouthwash
• Gift of fate
• Gilded fleece
• Gilt complex
• Glass eye
• Glass hammer
• Glass jaw
• Glass of troubled water
• Glimmer of hope
• Globe of Discworld
• Glow-in-the-dark matter
• Glowing pumpkin
• Gnome's genome
• Gnomish beard growth amplifier
• “Go Away” doormat
• Goat hanger
• Goblet of ire
• God tags
• “God-Hero” dictionary
• Godpowder
• Godville's 10 Commandments scroll
• Godville Admin bobblehead
• “Godville for atheists” travel guide
• "Godville or Bust!" sticker
• Godville particle
• "Godville Times" newspaper
• 'Godville' embroidered towel
• Godvoice jammer
• Gold brick
• Gold brick mold
• Gold coin counter
• Gold farmer's almanac
• Gold fish
• Gold-plated fish
• Golden egg timer
• Golden brick
• Golden cinder block
• Golden eye
• Golden facepalm
• Golden fiddle
• Golden LEGO brick
• Golden parachute
• Golden pumpkin
• Golden pumpkin pie
• Golden snitch
• Golden ticket
• Golden trowel
• Golden whistle
• Good excuse
• Good point
• Goodies chest
• Goose bumps
• Goose egg
• Gopher wood brick
• Gordian knot
• Grain of salt
• Granddaughter clock
• Grandma's pie
• Grandmother board
• Grape of mild irritation
• Grape of wrath
• Graphics engine
• Graphite dispenser
• Gravity-defying apple
• Gravy boat
• Grayscale color wheel
• Greased lightning
• Greasy smile
• Green fairy in a bottle
• Green noise generator
• Green thumb
• Gregorian colander
• Grenade pin
• Grenadine launcher
• Griddle of the Sphinx
• Gridkey
• Grip on reality
• Grounds for complaint
• Guacamolecule
• Guess list
• Guesstimated data
• Guide to Godville's nightlife
• "Guide to Obscure References" book
• Guide to solo hide-and-seek
• Guide to the galaxy
• Guild graduation group photo
• Guild recruitment pamphlet
• Guilt trip ticket
• Guilty conscience
• Guitar shredder
• Gullibility antidote
• Gulp of freedom
• Gum with a shoe on it
• Gummi bear claw
• Gummi bear trap
• Gummi bearskin rug
• Gumpowder
• Gunpowder
• Gutter ball
• Habitual lyre
• Hackneyed trope
• Haiku point
• Hair of the dog
• Hair trigger
• Hairball
• Half a clue
• Half a pair of pants
• Half a shebang
• Half an hourglass
• Half an ounce of compassion
• Half empty bottle of optimism
• Half of a hole
• Half of a whole
• Half of an unbreakable vow
• Half-baked idea
• Half-eaten apple
• Half-eaten homework
• Half-eaten magical bean
• Half-eaten poisoned apple
• Half-full glass
• Hall pass
• Hallowed coffee grounds
• Hammer of realignment
• Hammer time machine
• Hamster prayer wheel
• Hand in a cookie jar
• Hand insanitizer
• Hand satanizer
• Handful of identical snowflakes
• Handful of nuts
• Handful of small change
• Handle on things
• Hangover cure pill
• Hard truth
• Hard-boiled eggnog
• Hardware softener
• Hare remover
• Harshmellow
• Hatemail
• Haymaker
• Haz mat
• Hazardous minerals map
• Head on a swivel
• Head scratcher
• Headless matches
• Headphones of entanglement
• Health bar
• Heartifact
• Heart of gold
• Heart of the matter
• Heart of the %monster%
• Heart string
• Heart warmer
• Heat-resistant snowball
• Heaven's sake
• Heavy burden
• Heavy-metal detector
• Hedge fund trimmer
• Hefty argument
• Heisenburger
• Hell pass
• Hell's bell
• Hellfire-extinguisher
• Helping hand
• Heptahedral nut
• "Hero of the Day" award
• Hero service survey
• Hero's Guide to Edible Monsters
• Hero-be-gone spray
• “Heroes of Godville” calendar
• HeroWorld magazine
• Herring aid
• Hex tape
• Hexbox
• Hexcavator
• Hidden agenda
• Hidden depths gauge
• Hidden folder
• Hidden gem
• High definition dictionary
• Highlight reel
• Hippocratic oats
• History eraser
• History repeater
• Hive of activity
• Hog wash
• Hog's wart
• Holey pail
• Holey water bottle
• Holodeck of cards
• Holograham crackers
• Hologram of a temple
• Holy cowbell
• Holy crepe
• Holy grill
• Holy gruel
• Holy powercell
• Holy smoke generator
• Holy water bill
• Holy water with extra calcium
• Homicide note
• Honey trap
• Hoof of the %monster%
• Horn of the %monster%
• Horrorscope
• Horse armor pack
• Horsefeather
• Horseshoe from a spherical horse
• Hostile makeover kit
• Hot gossip
• Hot pocket
• Hot seat
• Hot spot
• Hourglass figure
• House of cards
• 'How to be a Monster' guide
• 'How to Breed a Hero' manual
• 'How to Serve Heroes' cookbook
• "How to Taunt Monsters" handbook
• Hubble Kaleidoscope
• Huggable cactus
• 'Human Gnome Project' folder
• Human pyramid scheme
• Hum drum
• Humor analysis machine
• Hungry tribble
• Hurricane in a bottle
• Hydraulic pumpkin
• Hyperallergenic pillow
• Hyperventi latte
• Hyper-ventilation shaft
• Hypocritical mass
• Hypothetical loot
• "I am Hero's Name Here" badge
• ‘I Love Godville’ T-shirt
• “I Love Godville” T-shirt
• 'I survived the Rapture' T-shirt
• I.O.U. note
• Iambic thermometer
• Ice cream sculpture
• Ice pack
• Ice sculpture of a cube
• Icebreaker
• ID-10T form
• Ideabox rejection letter
• Ideabox survival guide
• Idolized salt
• Igpay Atinlay ictionaryday
• Ill-tempered glass
• Illegal-sized paper
• Illogic puzzle
• Illogical explanation
• Illustrated philosophy textbook
• Imaginary friend
• Imaginary letter
• Imaginary threat
• Immobile phone
• Immoral compass
• Imperfect attendance award
• Implosive detonator
• Imported bookmark
• Imposing figurine
• Improbability drive
• Inaction figurine
• Inanimate carbon rod
• Inconvenient tooth
• Incriminating evidence
• Indifference engine
• Inexperience points
• Indra's net
• Inductive seasoning
• Industry standard
• Inferiority complex
• Infinite loop
• Inflatable anchor
• Inflatable dartboard
• Inflatable decoy hero
• Inflatable dragon
• Inflatable drinking companion
• Inflatable ego
• Inflatable minion
• Inflatable paperweight
• Inflatable voodoo doll
• Inflated self-image
• Infrared pen
• Ink-proof paper
• Inner child safety seat
• Inner lightbulb
• Inner voice amplifier
• Inquisitor's starter kit
• Insani tea
• Insecurity camera
• Inside joke
• Inside-out disco ball
• Insider tip
• Instant beer tablet
• Insufficient data
• Insufficient fund
• Intangible item
• Intercontinental breakfast
• Intergalactic postage stamp
• Interstellar postage stamp
• Intravenous flytrap
• Invalid password generator
• Inventory list
• Invisible artifact
• Invisible bottle of ink
• Invisible ink eraser
• Invisible warning sign
• Invite to Godville
• Iodine solution
• IP address book
• IQ degenerator
• IQ point
• Iridium flare
• Irony detector
• Irredeemable coupon
• Irrelevant quest item
• Irresistible charm
• Item randomizer
• Ivory coaster
• Jail bait
• Jammed panic-button
• Jar of aging cream
• Jar of cloud residue
• Jar of common cents
• Jar of greased lightning
• Jar of hope
• Jar of ignoble gas
• Jar of jumping jellybeans
• Jar of leeches
• Jar of pickled pixies
• Jar of pre-counted beans
• Jar of reputation tarnish
• Jar of right-wing nuts
• Jar of self-respect
• Jar of sonic boom
• Jar of space jam
• Jar of third party cookies
• Jar of traffic jam
• Jar of wildlife preserves
• Jar with free bees
• Java scripture
• Jaws of defeat
• Je ne sais quoi
• Jellyfish skull
• Judgement Day calendar
• Jumping jellybeans
• Jungle bell
• Jurassic parking meter
• Ka-boombox
• Kamikaze survival guide
• Karate chopstick
• Karma maintenance handbook
• Karma suture
• Kernel of corny wisdom
• Kernel of truth
• Key to happiness
• Key to room 101
• Key to success
• Key to the caps lock
• Key to the executive washroom
• Key to understanding
• "Kick me" post-it note
• Kill switch
• Kinetic energy bar
• King's bounty
• Kissing booth coupon
• Kitchen sink
• Kitchen synchrotron
• Klein bottle
• Knit-picking kit
• Kraken leash
• Lag spike
• Lag spikes
• Lamp of illumination
• Larva lamp
• Laser bean
• Last drop of humanity
• Last gnome address
• Last laugh
• Last laugh record
• "Last meal" voucher
• Last of the mojitos
• Last place trophy
• Last slice of pizza
• Last straw
• Last ten digits of pi
• Last year's calendar
• Late-warning system
• Laughing matter
• Laughing stock
• Laughing stock cube
• Laughing stock option
• Lava lampshade
• Lead balloon
• Leaf from a money tree
• Leaf of faith
• Leaky cauldron
• Leaky flange
• Leaky pipe dream
• “Learn LISP in 24 Centuries” book
• Learner's permit
• Learning curve
• Least wanted poster
• Left-handed guitar pick
• Left-handed pencil
• Left-handed screw
• Left-handed screwdriver
• Legal mumbo-jumbo
• Legal nonsense
• Legal tenderloin
• Legally-smuggled goods
• Legally blinding contract
• Lemmings' guide to cliff diving
• Lemon limestone
• Less-than-stellar star chart
• Letter to Santa Claus
• Liability report
• License to chill
• License to drill
• License to kill
• License to maim
• License to own a license
• Life in a nutshell
• Lifegourd
• Light-activated shadow
• Lightning bolt cutter
• Lightweight anvil
• Likely story
• Limited lifetime warranty
• Limited thyme offer
• Link of the food chain
• Link to the past
• Lion's share of meat
• Liquid crystal ball
• Liquified crystal
• List of 7 Unspeakable Words
• List of buckets
• List of endangered monster species
• List of excuses
• List of grievances
• List of haggling tips
• List of must-have artifacts
• List of inventories
• List of stupid ideas
• List of symptoms
• List of true lies
• List of unproven facts
• "Literacy for Dummies" book
• "Little Alchemist" starter kit
• "Little Hero" night-light
• Little white lye
• Liver replacement coupon
• Llama lamp
• Load of codswallop
• Loading bar
• Loadstone
• Loaf of liquid bread
• Lock of %hero%'s hair
• Log-a-rithm
• Log of rhythm
• Logarithmic abacus
• Logic chain
• Logic gate
• Logic warper
• Log-a-rithm
• Loitering permit
• Long idea shortener
• Loop hole
• Loophole punch
• Loose cannon
• Loose end
• Loose screw
• Loose tongue
• Lorem Ipsum dictionary
• Lost marble cake
• Lost sole
• Lost will and testament
• Love-hate letter
• Love handle
• Love nest
• Love potion #8
• Love triangle
• Love triangulator
• Lovely bunch of coconuts
• Low-hanging loot
• Low profile
• Lucky jackalope's foot
• Lucky paw of the %monster%
• Lucky penny
• Lucky seahorse shoe
• Lucky starfish
• Lump of poetic wax
• Lump of protoplasm
• Lunacy calendar
• Lunar cell
• Lunar powered sundial
• Lunar-powered battery
• Lunch money
• Lunchbox of Notre Dame
• Lute bag
• Lye detector
• Machine gum
• Macrophone
• "Made in Godville" label
• Magic 69 ball
• Magic hate ball
• Magical metal attractor
• Magnified glass
• Magnifying glass eye
• Magnum opus
• Mail-order bribe
• Major setback
• Majority report
• Male-to-female phrasebook
• Malnutrition supplement
• Mana lotion
• Mandatory fun manual
• Mandelbrot set
• Mangy fur coat of a monster
• Many-splendored thing
• Map of an ogre's erogenous zones
• Map of Godville's sewers
• Map of nowhere
• Map of purgatory
• Map of somewhere
• Map of uncharted territory
• Map to Shangri-La
• Market bubble
• Marshmelon
• Matter horn
• Maximum security prism
• Mayan colander
• Mazeltov cocktail
• Medal of dishonor
• Medical certificate of sanity
• Medicine dropper of holy water
• Medicine-flavoured fruit
• Medieval jukebox
• Medusa hairnet
• Mega-bite
• Melted icicle
• Meme catcher
• Memeograph machine
• Memoirs of a goldfish
• Memory card
• Mental block
• Mental capacitor
• Mental floss
• Mental note
• Mental notepaper
• Mental photograph
• Mental picture
• Meowing box
• Merchant's tooth
• Metaphor mixer
• Metaphorical cookie
• Metric spork
• Micrognomicon
• Micropotatochip
• Midas touchscreen
• Midnight oil lamp
• Midnight train ticket
• Migratory coconut
• Milestone directory
• Milestone polisher
• Milestones tally counter
• Millennium flagon
• Millstone necklace
• Mime control device
• Mime's invisible box
• Minced words
• Mind screw
• Mind opener
• Mindless control device
• Miniature siege tower
• Minimizing glass
• Minor cord
• Minor glitch
• Minor miracle
• Minor setback
• Mint conditioner
• Mint-condition mint
• Mirror of self-reflection
• Misantropical fruit
• Miscalculator
• Misfire alarm
• Misfortune cookie
• Mislabeled potion
• Misplaced confidence
• Misplaced forget-me-not
• Missing ingredient
• Missing jigsaw piece
• Missing link
• Missing puzzle piece
• Mistaken identity card
• Mithril putty
• Mixed message
• Mixed message decoder
• Mnemonic device
• Mobile medic
• Mobile phone booth
• Modesty award
• Modicum of decorum
• Modular nodule
• Moisturizing potion
• Moldy grail
• Mole detector
• Mole-extracting shovel
• Molecular cell phone
• Molehill-to-mountain converter
• Money laundering basket
• Money-laundering detergent
• Money-tree sapling
• Monkey tennis racket
• Monolingual translator
• Monopole magnet
• "Monster Crossing" road sign
• “Monster Fancier” periodical
• Monster magnet
• Monster repellent
• Monster's diary
• Monster's family photo
• Monster's ink
• Monster's union handbook
• Monster-slaying license
• Monsters' ball invite
• "Monsters' Rights Movement" pamphlet
• Mood destabilizer
• Moontan lotion
• Moose trap
• Moral bankruptcy notice
• Moral fiber
• Moral to a story
• Morgue loyalty card
• Morning-ever-after pill
• Mosquito attractant spray
• Mosquito luring whistle
• Motion potion
• Motivational sneaker
• Motley crucifix
• “Motto of the Day” calendar
• Muffler belt
• Multicellular phone
• Multiplication tablecloth
• Multiversal remote
• Mural of a story
• Murphy's lawbook
• Mush-berry
• Mushmallow
• Musical note
• Musical saw
• Mustard cutter
• Must-have gadget
• Mutafacient testudinate
• Mysterious rash
• Mystery box
• Mystery meat
• Mystery meatball
• Myth duster
• Nano screw bolt
• Nap sack
• Narscissors
• Natural log
• Navigational breadcrumbs
• Necronomicomic
• Necronomnomnomicon
• Necrotelicomicon
• Needle from a haystack
• Negative feedback form
• Negative feedbag
• Negative zero
• Nervous tick
• Nest egg
• Neutral ion
• Never-drying glue
• Never-ending short story
• Never-ending storybook
• New leaf
• New perspective
• Newfangled doohickey
• Next big thing
• Nice cup of tea
• Nicotine eye patch
• Nightmare scenario
• Nine pieces of eight
• Nitty gritty
• No-leaf clover
• No-thank-you note
• No-way ticket
• Noble gas can
• Noise-cancelling loudspeaker
• Noise whitener
• Non-absorbent napkin
• Non-essential oil
• Non-euclidean roadmap
• Non-existential spoon
• Non-metal detector
• Non-stick duct tape
• Non-stop watch
• None-of-your-business card
• Nonsense sensor
• Nonstopwatch
• Noob tube
• Norse code book
• Northern lights switch
• Nose of the Sphinx
• Nose-flute
• 'Not to-do' list
• Note to self
• “Nothing to Declare” form
• Nothing-to-do list
• Novel tea
• Nuclear energy drink
• Nuclear fuchsia plant
• Nuclear wastebasket
• Nugget of freeze-dried steam
• Nugget of wisdom
• Nukulele
• Null string
• Nut on a string
• Object of affection
• Object of ridicule
• Obscene rune
• Obscure cultural reference
• Obstructions booklet
• Occam's safety razor
• Occasional motion machine
• Occluded front
• Ocean in a bottle
• Octarine lantern
• Octopus ink pen
• Official-looking document
• Offshore piggy bank
• Oil of “olé!”
• Old diary
• Old piece of equipment
• Old wife's tail
• One man's trash
• One nightstand
• One of life's lemons
• One standard deviation
• One way zipper
• One-ended rope
• One-eyed skull
• One-leaf clover
• One-letter anagram
• One-of-a-kind item
• One-sided story
• One-ton wonton
• One-way mirror
• One-way street map
• One-way yo-yo
• Onomatopita
• Oodles of noodles
• Open and shut case
• Open can of worms
• Open letter
• Opened can of worms
• Operating model of a black hole
• Opinion pole
• Opposable thumb drive
• Optical illusion mouse
• Optional attachment
• Optional illusion
• Orange box
• Orcish-elvish pocket dictionary
• Ore from the data mine
• Oreo borealis
• Oreo without filling
• Organ loaner card
• Organ trail map
• Organic six-pack
• Origami folding chair
• Origami paperweight
• Origami rock
• Original cliché
• Original forgery
• Orion's belt buckle
• Other cheek
• Other side of a medal
• Ouija board
• Ouija board caller id
• Ounce of courage
• Ounce of credibility
• Ounce of decency
• Ounce of regret
• Outlandish data bank
• Outlandish gold-oyster
• Outlandish hexbox
• Out of office reply
• Out-of-breath mints
• Out-of-pocket expense
• Out-of-time machine
• Out-of-the-blue print
• Overclocked watch
• Overflowing cup of resentment
• Overflowing ideabox
• Overseas clipboard
• Overseas space waster
• Overseas thingamajig
• Overused meme
• Oyster egg
• Ozone layer cake
• Pack of chewing bark
• Pack of chewing gum
• Pack of everlasting gobstoppers
• Pack of fireproof cigarettes
• Pack of instant doodles
• Pack of leaky batteries
• Pack of lightsaber batteries
• Pack of long odds
• Pack of non-sticky notes
• Pack of unicorn meatballs
• Pack of "Are We There Yet?" stickers
• Package of instant karma
• Packed punch
• Packet of instant poodles
• Packet of memory wipes
• Packet of owl pellets
• Packet of splinters
• Pad of 365 tearable puns
• Pagan bible
• Pain enhancer
• Paincake
• Paint fattener
• Painting of gods playing poker
• Pair of concrete swimming trunks
• Pair of left-handed scissors
• Pair of mermaid socks
• Pair of Pandora's boxers
• Pair of spherical dice
• Pair of wet pants
• Palindrome reverser
• Pan of uni-cornbread
• Pandora's box
• Pane in the glass
• Pantheon strategy guide
• Panic button
• Panic boutonniere
• Paper airplane engine
• Paper plane
• Paper trail
• Paper trowel
• Paradigm shifter
• Parallel cross
• Parallel universe navigator
• Parallel world map
• Parental lock
• Parkouring ticket
• Part of the plan
• Part time clock
• Participation ribbon
• Particle avoider
• Parting shot glass
• Passenger cannonball
• Passionless fruit
• Password hint
• Pastry of misunderstanding
• Patty's cake
• Paw printer
• Pearl of wisdom
• Pebble without a cause
• Peck of pixelated peppers
• Pecking order form
• Peer pressure gauge
• Peer pressure valve
• Peer pressurizer
• Pelican opener
• Penalty card
• Penalty shot glass
• Penultimatum
• Periodic table cloth
• Periodic table of elementals
• Periodic tableu
• Permanent marker eraser
• Permitted fruit
• Perpetual emotion machine
• Perpetual motion sickness pill
• Perpetual stillness machine
• Perplexiglass
• Personal disorganizer
• Personal lightning rod
• Personal milestone
• Personal space extender
• Personal spacebar
• Personality test kit
• Pet brush
• "Pet Care for Heroes" book
• Pet peeve
• Pet rock
• Petty cache
• Phantom's limb
• Philosopher's scone
• Philosopher's stone
• Phishing license
• Phishing lure
• Phoenix ashes
• Phoenix feather duster
• Photo of a basilisk
• Photo of a black square
• Photo of a mirage
• Photo of a monochromatic rainbow
• Photo of an invisible man
• Pi-sided die
• Pick of destiny
• Pick up line
• Picked pocket
• Picture of a picture
• Picture of a thousand words
• Picture of Moaning Lisa
• Picture of ten thousand words
• Pièce de résistance
• Piece of advice
• Piece of bacterial soap
• Piece of bubble wrap
• Piece of contraband
• Piece of crab
• Piece of destruction paper
• Piece of duct tape
• Piece of emotional baggage
• Piece of enriched dirt
• Piece of falling sky
• Piece of flair
• Piece of grey matter
• Piece of illiterature
• Piece of kryptonite
• Piece of mind
• Piece of old equipment
• Piece of Pi
• Piece of ship
• Piece of the Y-axis
• Piece of theoretical string
• Piece of unchewable gum
• Piece of uncooked toast
• Piece of vendor trash
• Pig-tail sock
• Pilates license
• Pile of debt
• Pile of game solutions
• Pile of stardust
• Pillar of society
• Pillow pet
• Pinch of bloodbath salt
• Pineapple bomb
• Pint of no return
• Pip-Boy without batteries
• Pipe dream cleaner
• Pirate coffer
• Pirate's pegleg
• Pitcher o' health
• Pixel dust
• Pixie dust snuff
• Pixie rust
• 'Pixies Gone Wild' flipbook
• Placebo pill
• Placebo's antidote
• Plan Z
• Planck scale
• Plastic sturgeon
• Plate of curried favor
• “Playgod” magazine
• Plot device
• Plot thickener
• Plot twist straightener
• Plot twister
• Plug and play liver transplant
• Pocket Hero
• Pocket projector
• Pocket smelter
• Pocket universe
• Pocketful of posies
• Pocketful of rye
• Pocketful of sunshine
• Poetic justice
• Poetic license
• Poetic license plate
• Pointing finger
• Pointless fork
• Pointless pencil
• Pointy WIZZARD hat
• Poisoned antidote
• Poly-cotton candy
• Polymorphine tablets
• Pomegrenade
• Pop culture reference T-shirt
• Pop-culture reference
• Popped balloon
• Pork screw
• Portable battery drainer
• Portable beer cooler
• Portable death star
• Portable drawbridge
• Portable ego inflation pump
• Portable milestone
• Portable photon generator
• Portable quest generator
• Portable stairway to heaven
• Portable table of contents
• Portable tunnel
• Portable wind tunnel
• Portable wormhole
• Portrait of a landscape
• Positive note
• “Post Mortem Communication for Dummies” book
• Post-humourous award
• Postcard from Atlantis
• Postdated death certificate
• Pot of petunias
• Pot of strange brew
• Pot of sufferin' succotash
• Pot of thumb-war paint
• Potato-powered lightbulb
• Potential energy bar
• Potential energy drink
• Potion of alertness
• Potion of temporary youth
• Potion of total uselessness
• Potion of vincibility
• Potion of visibility
• Pouch of eterna tea
• Pouch of magic kidney stones
• Pouch of static
• Pound of torque
• Powder of attorney
• Powder of love
• Prayer receipt
• 'Praying for Dummies' handbook
• Praypal account
• Praystation
• Pre-dried glue stick
• Pre-drilled holes
• Pre-emptive stroke
• Pre-Godville relic
• Pre-historic history book
• Pre-paid indulgence card
• Pre-sealed envelopes
• Preapocalyptic guide
• Precautionary measure
• Precautionary measuring jug
• Preemptive strike
• Premarital hex
• Premature obituary
• Pretty buoy
• Priceless gift
• Prints of Persia
• Prior engagement ring
• Priority straightener
• Pristine conditioner
• Private eye
• "Probability in Games for Dummies" book
• Problem solvent
• Productivity killer
• Progress bar
• Proof of a wanted monster's death
• Promised landmine
• Prophet margin
• "Prophets Gone Wild" calendar
• Prosthetic brain
• Prosthetic table leg
• Prototypewriter
• Prototypo
• Psalm lotion
• Psionic tonic
• Psychotic brake
• Psychotic episode
• Public display of affection
• Public eye
• Public key
• Public sphere
• Puddle jumper cables
• Pulp-free fiction
• Punch line
• Pun deconstructor
• Punk rocket
• Punlimited edition joke
• Pure mixture
• Puzzle solvent
• Pyramid schematic
• Pyrite treasure
• Pythagorean serum
• Quadruple-sided sticky tape
• Quality controller
• Quantum abacus
• Quantum adhesive
• Quantum heap
• Quantum mechanism
• Quantum singularity
• Quantum wrench
• Quart of law
• Question marker
• Quest completion certificate
• Quest positioning system
• Quest randomizer
• Quest-a-day calendar
• "Quests for Dummies" book
• Queue Tip
• Quicksand castle
• Quicksand paper
• Quivering arrow
• Rabbit hole
• Radio-controlled radio
• Raft of measures
• Rainbow feather
• Rainbow suspenders
• Random key
• Random labyrinth map
• Random lumber generator
• Random motto generator
• Random mushroom
• Random number generator
• Rant proposal
• Rare find
• Rarely asked questions leaflet
• Raven claw
• Reaction figure
• Real imaginary number
• Real piece of work
• Reality check
• Really long meter
• Really priceless gift
• Really quick sand
• Reason to live
• Rebirth certificate
• Recalculator
• Recipe for disaster
• Recipe for failure
• Recipe for success
• Recombobulator
• Recovery disk
• Recursive matryoshka doll
• Recycled bin
• Recycled idea
• Red hat
• Red herring
• Red hot poker chip
• Red key card
• Red pill of happiness
• Red ring of death
• Red stapler
• Refibrillator
• Refilled sandbag
• Refresh button
• Refried jellybeans
• Refurbished artifact
• Regifted present
• Regifted thank-you note
• Region lock
• Registry entry
• Rehashed brown
• Rehashed browns
• Reheated revenge
• Relief pitcher
• Remorse code
• Remote self-control
• Rendezvous point
• Repressed memory
• Repressed memory card
• Repressed memory foam
• Reputation bleach
• Residual excess
• Respawn timer
• Rest of the story
• Résumé polish
• Resurrection permit
• Resurrection scone
• Retrospectroscope
• Rhetorical question mark
• Rhetorical questionnaire
• Rhubarbed wire
• Rhyme bomb
• Rhyme capsule
• Rib of the %monster%
• Riddle-wrapped enigma
• Risk calculator
• Rite of way
• Road winder
• Roadmap to glory
• Roast beast sandwich
• Roasted snowball
• Roasted turkey
• Rock bottom
• Rock-paper-scissors guide
• Rock-shaped stone
• Roll of disappoint-mints
• Roll of political correction tape
• Roll of taped ducks
• Roll of unmasking tape
• Roll of unwrapping paper
• Roll of waterproof tissue paper
• Roller toaster
• Rolling stone
• Roman candlestick
• Roman numeral translator
• Root of all evil
• Root of all goodness
• Root of the problem
• Rosetta scone
• Rosetta stone
• Rough guide to sandpaper
• Rubber chicken
• Rubber chicken nugget
• Rubber duck
• Rubber stamp
• Rubik's hypercube
• Ruffled feathers
• Ruined rune
• Rules of the Internet
• Russian roulette
• Rusty toothbrush
• Sack of golden fleas
• Sack of lies
• "Sacrifice for Dummies" book
• Sacrificial ham
• Sacrificial lamp
• "Safety Rules for Superheroes" book
• Salient point
• Salmon of doubt
• Salt of the earth
• Salt spray
• Sand from an hourglass
• Sandless hourglass
• Sands of time
• Sanity clause
• Sanityme
• Santa Claws bag
• Sarcasm intensifier
• Sauce of all evil
• “Save the moles” bumper sticker
• Saved game
• Saw tooth
• Sawed-off shot glass
• Scale model of a scale
• Scale of justice
• Scared relic
• Scarlet letter
• Scented breakup letter
• Scheme of b-quark decay
• Schmartifact
• Schnozberry pie
• Schrödinger's cat box
• Scratch and sniff lotto ticket
• Scratch-proof lottery ticket
• Screwdriving license
• Scroll of false identity
• Scroll of Godville's anthem
• Scroll of oxymoron resistance
• Scroll of the king's speeches
• Sculpture of a rock
• Seal of approval
• Seal of disapproval
• Search engine
• Search-and-destroy engine
• Second sock
• Second splitter
• Second windbag
• Second-aid kit
• Second-hand casket
• Second-to-last straw
• Secondhand second hand
• Secret handshake instructions
• Secret identity card
• Secret ingredient
• ’Secret lair is here’ sign
• Secret milkshake
• Security blanket
• Seed of change
• Seed of dissent
• Seed of doubt
• Self-absorbed sponge
• Self-absorbing towel
• Self-deflating tire
• Self-destructing cookie
• Self-licking stamp
• Self-patching kit
• Self-restraint order
• Self-tangling cable
• Self-updating diary
• Semicologne
• Sense of purpose
• Sensor of humor
• Sequential number generator
• Serious truffle
• Set of Godville action figures
• Set of kitchen throwing knives
• Set of loose screws
• Set of mitigating circumstances
• Set of pre-drilled holes
• Set of unused desktop shortcuts
• Settled score
• Seven deadly pins
• Seven-league shoe
• Severed headline
• Severed tie
• Shadow of a doubt
• Shadow puppet
• Shameless plug
• Shamerock
• Shape of things
• Sharp wit
• Shavings account
• Sheet of ink-proof paper
• Sheet of personal information
• Sheet of rain
• Shellphone
• Shenanigram
• Shiny bauble
• Shiny metal acorn
• Shiny metal X
• Shiny trinket
• Shipwreck in a bottle
• Shivering timber
• Shoehorn of plenty
• Shoestring budget
• Shopped photo
• Shopped picture
• Short end of a stick
• Short end of a wishbone
• Short fuse
• Short shrift
• Short straw
• Short-circuit board
• Shortcut lengthener
• Shortest suicide note
• Shoulder blade sharpener
• Shred of dignity
• Shreds of the %monster%
• Shrinking violet
• Shrubbery
• Shrunken head
• Sick note
• Sidekick stand
• Sign of peace
• Sign of the times
• Signature dish
• Silence-o-meter
• Silent alarm
• Silent bob
• 'Silly String Theory' book
• Silver bullet
• Silver coin stamped with "In Godville We Trust"
• Silver lining
• Silver tongue
• Simulation emulator
• Single malt scotch-tape
• Single-sided coin
• Siren's sheet music
• Six-fingered glove
• Skeleton key
• Sketchy book
• Slapstick
• Slice of American pie
• Slice of good fortune
• Slice of heaven
• Slice of humble pie
• Slice of jurassic pork
• Slice of leftover pizza
• Slice of life
• Slide ruler
• Slip of the tongue
• Slippery slope
• Slow burner
• Small hadron collider
• Smart cookie
• Smartifact
• Smelting pot
• Smoke ring
• Smoke signal booster
• Smoked salmonella
• Smoking barrel
• Smoking gum
• Smoking pun
• Snail lacquer
• Snappy comeback
• Snappy comeback generator
• Snark tooth
• Snooze button
• Snowglobe of Godville
• Snuff of legend
• Soap box
• Soap on a rope
• Soap opera ticket
• Sobering thought
• Social ladder
• Social network adapter
• Sock of ages
• Soft center
• Soft gooey center
• Soft rock
• Solar ellipse
• Solar-powered candle
• Solar-powered darkness absorber
• Solar-powered pencil
• Solid mold ingot
• Someone else's drift
• Something to talk about
• Sorcerer's cup
• Sorcerer's pebble
• Soul train ticket
• Sound of silence
• Soup basket
• Soup knife
• Space oddity
• Space stationery
• Space-time continuum glue
• Space-time fabric conditioner
• Spacely sprocket
• Space waster
• Spare change
• Spare liver
• Spare time
• Spark of genius
• Special snowflake
• Speech bubble
• Speeding ticket
• Spell binder
• Spinal enhancement pill
• Spineless book
• Spirit guidepost
• Split hair
• <spoiler alert>
• Spoils of peace
• Spontaneous combustion engine
• Spork
• Spot of bother
• Spot of bother remover
• Spread sheet
• Sprig of unlucky heather
• Spy manual
• Squeaky floorboard
• SQL injection syringe
• Square foot
• Square router
• Square-shaped orb
• St. Elmo's fire extinguisher
• Stainless wood
• Stale pizza
• Standard of idiocy
• Standard of justice
• Statue of limitations
• Status cymbal
• Steam valve
• Steam-powered dehumidifier
• Stepless ladder
• Stepping stone
• Stereolith
• Stereotypewriter
• Stick figurine
• Stick in the mud
• Stick of tulip balm
• Stick-on peephole
• Stiff sentence
• Stiff upper lip gloss
• Stimulus package
• Stone brick
• Stone hinge
• Stone-shaped rock
• Stopwatch hourglass
• Straight corkscrew
• Straight tetris piece
• Straightened boomerang
• Strange brew
• Strategy guide of life
• Street credit
• Stress ball
• Stress booster
• Stretched truth
• String of garlic
• Strip of bacon
• Strongly-worded letter
• Stubborn stain
• Stuff of legend
• Stuff that nobody wants
• Stuffed animal cracker
• Subatomic bomb
• Subatomic cuticle
• Subject-verb agreement
• Subliminal message
• Submarinara sauce
• Submersible hovercraft
• Subplot thickener
• Subpoena colada
• Sudokube
• Sugar bowl
• Sugarfree salt
• Suggestively-shaped object
• Suggestively-shaped turnip
• Sun spot remover
• Sun-protection monocle
• Sunburn lotion
• Sunny disposition
• Suntan potion
• Super bowl
• Super mango
• Superficial intelligence
• Supersonic screwdriver
• Surface tensioner
• Surreal-to-real tape deck
• Survival guide
• "Surviving in the Wastelands for Dummies" book
• Suspect package
• Suspicious attachment
• Suspicious package
• Suspiciously green lemon
• Swan's song lyrics
• Swatch of spacetime fabric
• Sweet tooth
• Swindler's list
• Swiss Army spoon
• Swiss-army cheese
• Sword docking station
• Sword enlargement pill
• Sword in a scone
• Synonym bun
• Table of elementals
• Tablet of random numbers
• Tail of the %monster%
• Talking skull
• Tan line
• Tan lines
• Tandem unicycle
• Tank of healium
• Tar and feathers
• Tarnished record
• Tarot card booster pack
• Tattered lamb puppet
• Tears of a clown
• Tech support shaman's skull
• Tectonic paper plate
• Tectonic plate
• Teddy bear pelt
• Teddy bear's picnic basket
• Teen spirit
• Telegraphic novel
• Telemiscommunication device
• Teleportrait
• Tell-tale heart
• Telltale sign
• "Temple & Garden" magazine
• Temple extension planning permit
• Temple insurance plan
• Temple welcome mat
• Temporary blip
• Tempting red button
• Tentacle demon egg
• Terms conditioner
• Tesla coil
• Text tile
• Textbook on material strength
• Texture map
• Thanks-for-nothing card
• The guide to the galaxy
• "The Top 100 Things I'd Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord" booklet
• Thigh bone
• Thin blue lime
• Thing-in-itself
• Thingamajig
• “Things to Forget” list
• Think tankard
• Third ear
• Third eye
• Third eyedrops
• Third wheel
• Third-time charm
• Thorn in the side
• Thought bubble
• Thought counter
• Thought pattern
• Three-headed coin
• Three-sided sandwich
• Three-volume orcish epic
• Thyme bomb
• Tiberium log
• Ticket for 'Godville the Musical'
• Ticket for 'Heroes on Ice'
• Ticket to a grinding fest
• Ticket to a ticket exhibition
• Ticket to an early grave
• Ticket to memory lane
• Ticket to paradise
• Ticket to the eternal void
• Ticket to the gun show
• Ticking photobomb
• Tickled fancy
• Time amplification device
• Time frame
• Time loop
• Tin of armor polish
• Tin of chewing tar
• Tin of hoof polish
• Tinsel pack
• Tiny insignificant detail
• Tip of an iceberg
• Tip of an iceberg lettuce
• Titanic ice cube
• To-forget list
• Toad's stool
• Toast in the machine
• Toe curler
• Toilet papyrus
• Token of affectation
• Token of affection
• Token of affliction
• Token of appreciation
• Token of friendship
• Token of gratitude
• Token of humility
• Token ring
• Tomorrow's newspaper
• Ton of fun
• Toolbox of the trade
• Tooth of a fairy
• Tooth of a gift horse
• Toothless saw
• Toothpick dispenser
• Top notch
• Torrent seed
• Torrent-cracker
• Totem pole
• Totem poll
• Touchy subject
• Tough cookie
• Tough love notepaper
• Tough luck softener
• Tough nut
• Tourist trap
• Towel
• Toxic antidote
• Toy train of thoughtlessness
• TPS report
• Trade license
• Trade mark
• Traffic decongestant
• Tragic carpet
• Trailer park tornado magnet
• Train-of-thought schedule
• Tranquilized garden gnome
• Tranquilizer dart board
• Transmogrifier
• Transparent dye
• Transparent highlighter pen
• Transparent mirror
• Trash expander
• Trash talk bin
• Treasure chest expander
• Treble clef
• Trendy cyclops sunglasses
• Triangular root
• Tribble
• Tribble repellent
• Tricycle kickstand
• Trigger-happy meal
• Tripewriter
• Triple cross
• Triple-dog dare
• Trojan horseshoe
• Troll bait
• Troll bridge easy pass
• Troll mix
• Trolling stone
• Trophy generator
• Tropical snowglobe
• Trouble magnet
• Troubled clef
• Troubleshooting star
• Trump card
• Trust tissue
• Truth embellisher
• Truth or dare serum
• Truthpick
• Tube of copy and paste
• Tube of copy-paste
• Tube of plague-fighting toothpaste
• Tube of truthpaste
• Tumtum tree seed
• Tutorial walkthrough
• Tuning knife
• Twenty-sided dice
• Two tickets to paradise
• Two-eyed paper clip
• Two-faced lyre
• Two-handed screwdriver
• Two-legged stool
• Two-pound dumbbell
• Two-way shaving mirror
• U-shaped tube
• Ultra-violent scanner
• Ultraviolent lamp
• Un-leaded pencil
• Unattended bag
• Unbendable beam
• Unbendable spoon
• Unbirthday cake
• Unbreakable egg
• Unbreakable emergency glass
• Unclaimed lottery ticket
• Unclaimed luggage
• Unclear reactor
• Uncrossed pretzel
• Under-the-counter medicine
• Unflavored popsicle
• Unflippable switch
• Unfluffed pillow
• Unfolded origami figure
• Unfolded paper airplane
• Unhappy meal
• Unholy grail
• Unicorn flakes
• Unicornucopia
• Unicycle built for two
• Unicycle handlebar
• Uninvited guestbook
• Union jack-o'-lantern
• Universal accent translator
• Universal decoder ring
• Universal discharger
• Universal serial bus pass
• Universe-shaped donut
• Unix shell
• Unknown extension
• Unlife support system
• Unlimited breadstick
• Unlined graph paper
• Unloaded dice
• Unlootable item
• Unlucky charm
• Unlucky rabbit's foot
• Unmarked bill
• Unnatural resource
• Unnecessary-hyphen
• Unpaid bar tab
• Unpaired sock
• Unpleasant memory
• Unrepeatable mantra
• Unresponsive script
• Unscrewdriver
• Unsigned death warrant
• Unsigned petition
• Unsupported feature
• Unsustainable model
• Untied knot
• Untitled document
• Untruth serum
• Untuned harmonica
• Unturned stone
• Unused icon
• Unused potential
• Unused variable
• Unwanted poster
• “Unwelcome” doormat
• Upper lip stiffener
• Upside-down circle
• Urban dictionary
• Urge suppressor
• Urn with phoenix ashes
• Used artifact
• Used mad lib
• Used mad libs
• Used multipass
• Useful junk
• Useless artifact
• Vacant genie's lamp
• Vacuum tube sock
• Vampire suntan lotion
• Vampire's dentures
• Vampire's mirror
• Vanishing pint
• Vanishing point
• Varmint julep
• Vegetarian meatball
• Veneer of respectability
• Venetian blind spot
• Venn diaphragm
• "Ventriloquism for Dummies" book
• Venus mousetrap
• Verbal agreement form
• Vial of bad blood
• Vial of breadcrumbs
• Vial of bullseye drops
• Vial of burning desire
• Vial of chocolate rain
• Vial of common sense
• Vial of cursed holy water
• Vial of god-liver oil
• Vial of holiday spirit
• Vial of liquid ROFL
• Vial of pure conjecture
• Vial of side effects
• Vial of turnip blood
• Vial of unjustified optimism
• Vial of vitamin C++
• Vial of vitamin X
• Vicious circle
• Vicious cycle
• Victory sweetener
• Village idiom
• Viral meme vaccine
• Virtual loot
• Viscious circle
• Vitameatavegamin
• Voice of treason
• Voicebox
• Volcanic ashtray
• Volcanic rash
• Volcano insurance policy
• Voodoo action figure
• Vow of science
• Vuvuzela song book
• Wabbit hunting license
• Wake-up call
• Walking schtick
• Wall nut
• Wallflower fertiliser
• Wallflower fertilizer
• Wardrobe malfunction
• Warrior seasoning
• Waste of space
• Waste of time capsule
• Wasted talent
• Water damaged umbrella
• Water gun silencer
• Water soluble fish
• Waterlemon
• Waterproof soap
• Waterproof sponge
• Waterproof teabag
• Wave of emotion
• Weak link
• "Weapons R Us" gift card
• Web browser
• Welcome drink
• Welding ring
• Well-cooked book
• Well-oiled cog
• Wet blanket
• Wet paper bag
• Wet paper towel dispenser
• 'What Loot Bag?' magazine
• Wheel of korma
• Wheel of misfortune
• Wheeled hoverboard
• Whine decanter
• Whipper snapper
• Whiskey in the jar
• White flag
• White hole
• Whole lot of nothing
• Whole shebang
• Wicked smile
• Wide berth
• Wiki basket
• "Will code HTML for food" tablet
• Willpower generator
• Wind rose
• Wind-powered fan
• Wind-up sundial
• Window of opportunity
• Window shopping catalog
• Window to the soul
• Winning formula
• Winter fur coat from a monster
• Wireless cord
• Wireless cutters
• Wirt's other leg
• Wish for good luck
• "Wish you were beer" postcard
• Wisdom toothpick
• Wit sharpener
• Wok of shame
• Wonderbox
• Wooden brick
• Word on the street
• Word salad
• Wordsmith's hammer
• Work-life balance
• World's tiniest violin
• Worn-out frog skin
• Worship-o-meter
• Worst-aid kit
• Worst case scenario
• Worst set of circumstances
• Wreath of Khan
• Wristlet sundial
• Writer's block
• Writer's cramp
• Written voicemail
• Wrong angled triangle
• X marking the spot
• X-file
• X-ray depthometer
• Xmas stocking
• Yellow snowball
• 'Yes We' can
• Yesterday's forecast
• Yesterday's horoscope
• Yesterday's newspaper
• 'You are not here' dot
• “Your deity loves you!” poster
• “Your god loves you!” poster
• Z chromosome
• Zen diagram
• Zen energy pouch
• Zero dimensional point
• Zero-gravity paperweight
• Zero-ohm resistor
• Zipped lip
• Zombie apocalypse poster
• Zombie survival kit
• ZPG controller
• <*((((><
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GV-Monsters

• 101 Headed Dalmation
• 3D Sprinter
• 502 Bad Gatekeeper
• 64-Bit Professor
• A.I. Capone
• Aardvark of the Covenant
• Abandoned Tamagotchi
• Abominable Sandman
• Abracadaver
• Abridged Troll
• Academia Nut
• Achievement Hunter
• Achilles’ Healer
• Acid Reindeer
• Acid Trip Advisor
• Acid-Breathing Penguin
• Acrophobic Dragon
• Actual Monster
• Adamant Atheist
• Adamantine Golem
• Adamantine Skeleton
• Adminitraitor
• Adminotaur
• Adoring Fan
• Advanced War-Hare
• AFK NPC
• Afterlife Coach
• Afterlifeguard
• After-Mathematician
• Aftermoth
• Aggressive Pedestrian
• Aimless Archer
• Air Guitarist
• Aircraft Terrier
• Alarm Croc
• Alarming Clock
• Albatrocity
• Alchemical Engineer
• Ale-Chemist
• Algebrawler
• Alien Space Bat
• Allergenie
• Alma Monster
• Alpacalypse
• Alpha Centaur
• Alpha Mole
• Alpha Whale
• Alter Eagle
• Alter Ego
• American Dreamer
• Amiable Snowman
• Anaphylactic Shark
• Anarchitect
• Ancient Demon
• Ancient Geek
• Angel of Death Metal
• Angel of Debt
• Angel of Symmetry
• Angry Camper
• Animaniac
• Animated Sprite
• Ankle Biter
• Anonymouse
• Antagonist
• Anthropomorphic Person
• Anti-Anti-Virus
• Anti-Bio-Tick
• Antihero
• Anti-Social Worker
• Ape of Wrath
• Apocalypse
• Apocalypse Cow
• Apocalyptic Bunny
• Aporkalyptic Pig
• Appetitan
• April Fool
• Aquaholic
• Aquaphobic Fish
• Aqueduck
• Arabian Knight
• Arachnophobic Spider
• Arch-Anemone
• Archetypo
• Archipelagoat
• Archnemesis
• Arctic Firebird
• Arctic Monkey
• Are We There Yeti
• Arena Stalker
• Argyle Gargoyle
• Ark Enemy
• Armapillow
• Armchair Assassin
• Armchair Critic
• Arrestocrat
• Arrgh-onaut
• Art Gecko
• Artifact Smuggler
• Artificial Intellectual
• Artsy Fox
• Asparagoose
• Aspirina
• Assault Shaker
• Asthmatic Dragon
• Aston Martian
• Astronautilus
• Astrophobic Alien
• Atheist Mantis
• Athlete's Foot Soldier
• Atom Miser
• Atomic Kitten
• Attention Seeker
• Attention Spaniel
• Attilla The Nun
• Auntie Virus
• Auto Corrector
• Auto Pilot
• Auto Pirate
• Autobotanist
• Autocorrections Officer
• Autoexec Bat
• Autonomouse
• Autoparrot
• Autophobic Recluse
• Avant Guardian
• Avant-Guard Dog
• Average Foe
• Awkwarg
• Background Character
• Bad Hobbit
• Bad News Bear
• Bad Samaritan
• Badger of Honor
• Badger of Shame
• Badonkadonkey
• Bagstabber
• Bald Eagle Scout
• Bald Mammoth
• Balding Scentipede
• Ballistic Slug
• Balloonatic
• Ballpoint Penguin
• Bananaconda
• Bandwidth Devourer
• Bandwidth Hog
• Bankrupt Leprechaun
• Bansheetta
• Baracotta
• Barber of Godville
• Bard Against Humanity
• Bard of Prey
• Bardvark
• Baristocrat
• Barking Catfish
• Barrel Fish
• Basement Cat
• Basement Dweller
• 🦌Basher the Reindeer
• Bash Ogre
• Bastard Lunatic
• Bath-bomber
• Battle Hamster
• Battle Ox
• Battle Rattlesnake
• Battle Toad
• Battlesheep
• Bawdy Guard
• Bazookat
• Bear Minimum
• Bear Witness
• Beardless Dwarf
• Bear-Faced Liar
• Bearlock
• Bearskin Thug
• Beast Seller
• Beathoven
• Beauti-fool
• Bee Holder
• Beelzebieber
• Beelzebubba
• Beelzebubble
• Beer Cub
• Beer Golem
• Beer Hunter
• Beer Mugger
• Beerburglar
• Beerkat
• Beermonger
• Beerserker
• Beerwolf
• Bench Warmer
• Bendy Shark
• Beta Jester
• Beta Male
• Bewarewolf
• Bewilderbeest
• Bicyclops
• Big Bad Bed Bug
• Bigger Badder Wolf
• Biggerfoot
• Binary Canary
• Bio-degrader
• Biological Nightmare
• Biowolf
• Bipolar Bear
• Bipolar Opposite
• Bird of Paradise
• Bird of Pray
• Biterina
• Bitter Chocoholic
• Black Belt Conveyor
• Black Belted Convoyeur
• Black Panzer
• Black Sheep
• Blade Runner
• Blame Game Warden
• Blamethrower
• Blasphemouse
• Blind Gorgon
• Blind Watchman
• Blind Weresquirrel
• Blood Bank Robber
• Blood Curdler
• Bloodcurdling Whale
• Blood-Sucking Lawyer
• Bloodthirsty Mosquito
• Bloodthirsty Umpire
• Blue Occult Öyster
• Blue Ray
• Blue-Toothed Mouse
• Bluffalo
• Blunderachiever
• Blundertaker
• 🦌Blunder the Reindeer
• Blunt Instrumentalist
• Boa Conscriptor
• Boartender
• Bobble-headed Godvilla
• Bobble-Headed Hydra
• Bobble-headed Necropanzer
• Bodily Ogre
• Boneless Skeleton
• Boogie Woogie Man
• Boogy Knight
• Book Wyrm
• Boomerangutan
• Boozerker
• Borderline Collie
• Born-Again Zombie
• Bossferatu
• Bossquito
• Bosstradamus
• Bottled Water Elemental
• Bottomless Pitbull
• Boxing Dove
• Bragon
• Brainless Scarecrow
• Brainstorm Trooper
• Brass Monkey
• Brassquatch
• Brat out of Hell
• Breaking badger
• 🦌Brewpid the Reindeer
• Brick Golem
• Bricked %monster%
• Bridezilla
• Broadbandit
• Brown-eyed Ghoul
• Browser Historian
• Brutal %monster%
• Bubble Raptor
• Bubblewrap Mummy
• Bubbly
• Bubonic Plagiarist
• Bulletproof Monk
• Bulletproof Pest
• Bully Mammoth
• Bureau-cat
• Business Monkey
• Butter Jellyfish
• Butter Troll
• Button Masher
• Buzz Bunny
• Buzzkiller
• Cabbage Patch Squid
• Called by Duty
• Cannon Bull
• Cantankerous Chimaera
• Capeless Crusader
• Capitalist Overlord
• Caps Lock
• Captain Emo
• Captain Oblivious
• Carameleon
• Carbon Foot Prince
• Card Shark
• Cardboard Ox
• Card-Carrying Villain
• Caricature Witness
• Carjackal
• Carnage Patch Kid
• Carnivorous thimble
• Carpe Demon
• Cartogopher
• Cash Cow
• Cast Iron Man
• Cat Herder
• Catapoltergeist
• Catastroflea
• Caterpillar of Strength
• Cattlefish
• Cautionary Tailor
• Caveat Temptor
• Cawing Wumpus
• Ceiling Cat
• Celery Stalker
• Cellfish
• Cementalist
• Censorcerer
• Centaur of Attention
• Centaur of Gravity
• Centaurfold
• Centipig
• Centourist
• Century Fox
• Cereal Killer
• Chain Male
• Chain-Mailman
• Chairman of the Bored
• Chalk Outline
• Chaos Butterfly
• Chaos Forger
• Character Assassin
• Charlie's Angel
• Cheat Sheep
• Cheerful Lemming
• Cheese Kraken
• Cheeseburglar
• Chemical Agent
• Cherno-Bull
• Cherry Possum
• Cheshire Rat
• Chesthugger
• Chewbaccacabra
• Chicken in a Guy Suit
• Chief of Staph
• Chili Con Carnivore
• Chimpanzealot
• Chinkilla
• Chocolate Elemental
• Chocolate Moose
• Cholestroll
• Christmas Wraith
• Chupacabra
• Cinnabunny
• Cinnaminion
• Cinnamon Troll
• Civil Serpent
• Civil Warlord
• Civil Warrior
• Clam Before the Storm
• Clambassador
• Cliff Hanger
• Clockroach
• Closet Monster
• Closet Skeleton
• Clumsy %monster%
• Cluster Duck
• Coal Mime
• Cod of War
• Code Monkey
• Coffee Mugger
• Coffinella
• Cogito Ergo Summoner
• Cold Turkey
• Colonel of Truth
• Colorblind Chameleon
• Combat Ant
• Combat Wombat
• Combustible Piñata
• Commandodo
• Common Dominator
• Compsognathus
• Concussionist
• Confused E-bowler
• Conga Lion
• Continental Drifter
• Contraband Smuggler
• Contraband Snuggler
• Contrabandit
• Cookie Mobster
• Cookie Monster
• Cooling Fanatic
• Copfish
• Copy Cat
• Copycaterpillar
• Copyrat
• Copyrighted Character
• Copywight
• Coquettish %monster%
• Cordless Drill Sergeant
• Cornquistador
• Corporate Drone
• Corporate Giant
• Cosmopolitician
• Cotton Candy Golem
• Couch Commando
• Coughing Elephantom
• Coughing Vampirate
• Count of Three
• Count Spatula
• Court Martial Artist
• Counter Shrike
• CPU Hog
• Crabbessa
• Cracked Kraken
• Crackerjackal
• Crafty %monster%
• Crash Test Mummy
• Creeping Beauty
• Crime Minister
• Criminal Master Mime
• Critical Bug
• Critical Mastodon
• Croaking E-bowler
• Croaking Vamplifier
• Crooked Ruler
• Croquet Mullet
• Cross-eyed Basilisk
• Crouching Tiger
• Crowbard
• Crunchella
• Crunchy Captain
• Crying Wolf
• Crypt Creeper
• Crypto-Knight
• Ctrl Freak
• Ctrl-Alt-Delinquent
• Ctrl-Freak
• Cucumbear
• Cutting Remarksman
• Cyber Punk
• Cyborganic Chicken
• Cyclops' spectacles
• Damsel Distresser
• Dandy Lion
• Darned %monster%
• Darth Invader
• Day Shift Vampire
• Daydream Bereaver
• Daymare
• Dead Horse
• Dead Ringer
• Dead Sea Troll
• Dead Survivor
• Dead Terrorist
• Dead Wringer
• Deaf Leopard
• Decepticorn
• Decomposing Composer
• Deconstruction Worker
• Deep Crow
• Deer God
• Defective Inspector
• Defence Attorney
• Deformed Rabbit
• Déjà-Vulture
• Delirium Tremendous
• Deliverator
• Delusionist
• Delusionist of Grandeur
• Demigods
• Demotivational Speaker
• Depressed Robot
• Depresso Machine
• Desert Beagle
• Desert Eagle
• Desperado
• Desperadon't
• Desperate House Elf
• Destroyer of Words
• Detour Guide
• Detrimentalist
• Devil Dog
• Devil's Advocate
• Diary Page Golem
• Diastronaut
• Diction Fairy
• Diet Sprite
• Difficultist
• Digested Reader
• Dire squirrel
• Dirt Devil
• Disarmadillo
• Disasterisk
• Disastronaut
• Discomancer
• Discordion Player
• Disenchanted Wizard
• Disgruntled Customer
• Disgruntled Postal Clerk
• Disgusting %monster%
• Disrespectler
• Distilled Spirit
• Doctor Hu
• Doctor Whoa
• Doctor Why
• Dogfather
• Dogmatic Cat
• Dominant Genie
• Doom Shroom
• Doppelgangster
• Dork Knight
• Dotcommando
• Double Chinchilla
• Double Dragon
• Double Tap Dancer
• Double-Cross Dresser
• Doubt Collector
• Downward Facing Dog
• Doyouthinkhesaurus
• Dragon with a Girl Tattoo
• Dragonandon
• Dragonella
• Dragon-Sized Fly
• Drain Snake
• Dramatic Chipmunk
• Dreaded Gazebo
• Dreadnautilus
• Dreadneck
• Dream Shatterer
• Dream Weaver
• Dress Code Decrypter
• Drillissa
• Drinkerbell
• Drop Bear
• Drowned Captain
• Dryer Gnome
• Ducktator
• Duct Ape
• Duct Tape Golem
• Duke of Haphazard
• Dummy
• Dungeon Keeper
• Dungeon Sweeper
• Duperman
• Dust Bunny
• Dust Devil
• Dwarfy %monster%
• Dyna Mite
• Dysenterrier
• Dyslexic Agnostic
• Eager Beaver
• Earlier Worm
• Early Bird
• Earthworm Djinn
• Earworm
• E-book Worm
• E-bowler
• Eclectic Eel
• Edible Jelly
• Educated Flea
• Eel of Fortune
• Effective Butterfly
• Ego Trip Advisor
• Eight-bit Thief
• Electric Fencer
• Electric Monk
• Electric Orc Welder
• Electro Magnate
• Electro-Cutie
• Elemental of Surprise
• Elephant of Surprise
• Elephantom
• E-mailman
• Emotional Baggage Handler
• Enchanted Florist
• Encryption Keeper
• Encyclopedia Salesman
• Enemy of My Enemy
• Enemy of the People
• Energizer Bunny
• Enforcement Droid 209
• Enlightened %monster%
• Entry-level Enemy
• Epic Flailer
• Erroneous Monk
• Errorist
• Escape Goat
• Escargoat
• Escargolem
• Eternal Dalmatian
• Evangelical Atheist
• Evil Genius
• Evil Giraffe
• Evil Minion
• Evil Monkey
• Evil Overlord
• Evil Resident
• Evil Step-Monster
• Evil Twin
• Eviscerator
• Ewe Bastard
• Ex Uber Ant
• Excessive Hashtagger
• Executionerd
• Ex-Ghoulfriend
• Ex-guildfriend
• Exiled Vault Dweller
• Exoskeletor
• Exo-Skeleton
• Expendable Crewman
• Extra Dry Djinn
• Fabergé Chicken
• Facepalm Reader
• Fail Whale
• Failkyrie
• Fairweather Fiend
• Fairy Godfather
• False Cod
• False Witness
• Famine Fatale
• Fanged %monster%
• Fangless Vampire
• Fantasea
• Fantastic Foe
• Farce of Nature
• Fashion Offender
• Fat %monster%
• Fat Cat
• Fatal Blowfish
• Fault Dueler
• Faux Hawk
• Feathered Boa Constrictor
• Felinethropist
• Feral Hero
• Feral Internet Meme
• Feral Pet Rock
• Feral Rocking Horse
• Ferocita
• Festive Kleptobrainiac
• Festive Pretzelcoatl
• Fifth Elephant
• File Executioner
• Filefry
• Final Frontiersman
• Fire Breathing Dragon
• Fire Ent
• Fire Hydra
• Firebreathing Dragoon
• Firefox
• First Impressionist
• First Person Shooter
• Fisherman's Fiend
• Five o'clock Shadow
• Five-alarm Friar
• Flagrant Mispeller
• Flaming Snowman
• Flamingo Dancer
• Flash Gorgon
• Flash Mobster
• Flashmobster
• Flat-Chested Chesthugger
• Flattering Ram
• Flaw Enforcer
• Flawyer
• Fleasaur
• Floral Wraith
• Flowsnake
• Fluffy Biggerfoot
• Fluffy Dummy
• Flugelhornet
• Flying Carpet Bomber
• Flying Saucier
• Flying Skull
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Flying Swordfish
• Fnord
• Forbidden Fruit Fly
• Forest Grump
• Formaldehydra
• Former Transformer
• Fortune Wookiee
• Foul Fowl
• Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse
• Fractal Elf
• Fractaldactyl
• Fragrant Skunk
• Frankenfurter
• Frankintestine
• Freed Radical
• Freelancelot
• Fridge Magnate
• Fridge Raider
• Frog of War
• Frogley
• Frognarok
• Frost Mite
• Fruit Ninja
• Frying Dutchman
• Fugunia
• Full Metal Jackrabbit
• Full-Metal Arsonist
• Fun Dementalist
• Fund Raider
• Funeral Crasher
• Furinda
• Fussy %monster%
• G.I. Foe
• Gallows Humorist
• Game Overlord
• Gamma Stingray
• Gandolphin
• Gaolkeeper
• Garage Bandit
• Garden Gnome
• Garlic Elemental
• Gas Giant
• Gastro Gnome
• Gastronaut
• Geek Mythologist
• Geek Squad
• Gene Pool Shark
• General Consensus
• General Disappointment
• General Failure
• General Grievance
• Generic Enemy
• Generic Evil-doer
• Genetic Throwback
• Genghis Leprechaun
• Geronimoose
• Ghost of Quests Past
• GhostFace
• Ghoul Scout
• Ghoulkeeper
• Giant Enemy Crab
• Giant Midget
• Giga Byter
• Giggling %monster%
• Gingerbeard Man
• Gingerhead Man
• Gladigator
• Glitch Doctor
• Glitchiker
• Global Village Idiot
• Gloomy Optimist
• Glowing %monster%
• Gluteus Maximus
• Glutton For Punishment
• Gnomebreaker
• Gnomeland Security Agent
• Gnomewrecker
• Goat Of Arms
• Godbuster
• Godly Passion
• Godvilla
• Godvillain
• Godville Administrator
• Gold Farmer
• Gold Flinger
• Golden Fish
• Good Gryph
• Google-Eyed Android
• Gopherwood Termite
• Gore-to-Gore Salesman
• Gorgella
• Gorgon Zola
• Gorgonella
• Governator
• Grammar Pirate
• Grammar Policeman
• Grammatical Terror
• Grampina
• Grand Theft Automaton
• Grandfather Croc
• Grassy Gnoll
• Gravitational Field Mouse
• Grayscaled Dragon
• Grease Monkey
• Great Bull of Fire
• Great Caesar's Ghost
• Great Wight Shark
• Green Fairy
• Green Intern
• Grill Sergeant
• Grim Creeper
• Grim Leaper
• Grim Reaper
• Grim Weeper
• Grimelord
• Grimoire Reaper
• Grizzled Bear
• Groove Robber
• Grounded Hog
• 🦌Gruedolf the Reindeer
• Grupies
• Guard Hog
• Guardian Gnome
• Guerilla Gorilla
• Guest User
• Guild Usurper
• Guilt Leader
• Guilty Plesiosaur
• Guitar Hero
• Gummi Bear
• Gummy Wyrm
• Gunboat Diplomat
• Gurgly
• Guttersniper
• Habeas Corpse
• Hacked Accountant
• Hair Elemental
• Hairy Potter
• Hall Minotaur
• Hallucinogenie
• Hamburglar
• Hand-Eye Coordinator
• Hangoverlord
• Hanker Chief
• Hanna-Barbarian
• Harebrained Schemer
• Harlem Gnometrotter
• Harpoonessa
• Harrier Pigeon
• Harvester of Sorrow
• Hateful %monster%
• Hawaiian Puncher
• Hazmatador
• Headhaunter
• Headless Chicken
• Headless Honcho
• Headless Horsefly
• Headless Hydra
• Headless Oarsman
• Healing %monster%
• Healium Baboon
• Heart Attacker
• Heating Elemental
• Heavenlowerer
• Heavy Machine Gnu
• Heedless Chicken
• Heffalump
• Heir of Superiority
• Helium Baboon
• Hell Kitty
• Hell Monitor
• Hellaphant
• Hellevangelist
• Hellevator Operator
• Hell's Bell-Ringer
• Hell's Kitten
• Hemogoblin
• Hemophiliac Skeleton
• Hemophobic Vampire
• Henfish
• Henforcer
• Hentaur
• Herbivorous Plant
• Heromnivore
• He-Who-Must-Be-Ashamed
• Hexplorer
• Hiccupping Wizaardvark
• Hickory Dickory Duck
• Hidden Dragon
• Hidden Valley Rancher
• Higgs Bison
• High Horse
• Hindsight Seer
• Hiphopopotamus
• Hippo Crit
• Hippopotamouse
• Hired Goon
• Hired Mussel
• Hired Painkiller
• Hit Pointillist
• Hit-and-Walker
• Hoarse Whisperer
• Hobo Sapien
• Hobo-Cop
• Hold-Up Comedian
• Holey Cow
• Holey Ghost
• Holiday %monster%
• Holy Carp
• Holy Heretic
• Holy Mass Murderer
• Holykeeper
• Horrible %monster%
• Horse of Babylon
• Horseless Headsman
• Hot Air Buffoon
• Hot Cross Bunny
• Hot Dog
• Hot Sauce Springs
• Hound of Music
• Housekeeper of the Dead
• Howling Void
• HTMLephant
• Huggernaut
• Human Wrongs Activist
• Humanatee
• Humming Bard
• Humpty Dumpling
• Hunchback of Monsterdam
• Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
• Hunny Bear
• Hydrachondriac
• Hydracula
• Hydrodjinn
• Hyper Lynx
• Hyperbully
• Hypnogriff
• Hypnopotamus
• Hypnotoad
• Hysteric Cleric
• Ice Borg
• Ice Cream Clone
• Ideabox Guardian
• Ideabox Rejector
• Ideaboxer
• Identified Flying Object
• Identity Thief
• Ignobleman
• Igpay Atinlay
• Illeagle
• Illegal Guardian
• Illuminaughty Agent
• Imaginary Threat
• Immoral Porpoise
• Immunogoblin
• Impaladin
• Imposterior
• Imp-Personator
• Incendiary Firefly
• Inceptionist
• Income Taxidermist
• Incomplete Idio
• Incredible Sulk
• Indecisive Shapeshifter
• Indeterminator
• Industrial Park Ranger
• Industrial Revolutionary
• Inedible Hulk
• Ineptocrat
• Inevitable Hulk
• Infamouse
• Infernal Auditor
• Infernal Revenue Agent
• Infidel Castro
• Inflatabull
• Info Superhighwayman
• Infrared Mouse
• Infrared Visionary
• Inglourious Basterd
• Inhuman Resources Manager
• Inn Spectre
• Inncreeper
• Inner Child
• Inner Demon
• Innocent Bystander
• Insecurity Guard
• Inside Joker
• Insomni-Yak
• Installation Wizard
• Insufferable Boar
• Insurance Clam
• Interior Desecrator
• Interloping Antelope
• Internet Explorer
• Interrupting Cow
• Intraterrestrial
• Inverted Mouse
• Invisible Pink Unicorn
• Invisigoth
• Iron Chef
• Iron Mermaiden
• Ironclad Chef
• Ironic Giant
• Ironing Man
• Ironyman
• Irrelephant
• Itch King
• Itsy-bitsy Spider
• Jabberwookie
• Jack Lantern
• Jack the Tripper
• Jackal-of-All-Trades
• Jackalope
• Jacked Sparrow
• Jack-of-All-Blades
• Jägermonster
• Jaguardian
• Jalapeño Pauper
• Janitaur
• Jaw Broker
• Jaywalking Chicken
• Jealous Sidekick
• Jelly Golem
• Jellydancer
• Jibber-Jabberwocky
• Jitter-Bug
• Jugglernaut
• Jumping Slider
• Jumpy %monster%
• Jungle Bookie
• Jurassic Lark
• Juxtaphysician
• Kamelkaze
• Karate Kitten
• Karate Squid
• Karma Chameleon
• Karmachanic
• Kazookeeper
• Keg-legged Pirate
• Keyborg
• Khan Artist
• Khannibal
• Kill Joy
• Killdebeest
• Killer App
• Killer Migraine
• Killer Rabbit
• Killer Tomato
• Killerbyte
• Killissa
• King of Clovers
• King Thong
• Kinky Kong
• Kitchen Sphinx
• Kleptobrainiac
• Knee-high Archer
• Knee-jerk Reactionary
• Knight Who Says Ni
• Knighting Gale
• Knightly Night
• Knightmare
• Knightning Gale
• Kooky Monster
• Kung Fool
• Kung Pow Chicken
• Laardvark
• Labracadabrador
• Labrador Deceiver
• Lady's Knight
• Lag Monster
• Lame Duck
• Lampless Genie
• 🦌Lancer the Reindeer
• Land Mime
• Landshark
• LANlord
• Laser Mouse
• Last Chancellor
• Last Hairbender
• Late Knight
• Lava Lamb
• Law Avoiding Citizen
• Lawn Enforcer
• Leader of the Banned
• Leechinda
• Leeroy Jenkins
• Legal Weasel
• Legion-Hare
• Lego Golem
• Legs Dealer
• Lesser of Two Weevils
• Lesser Scott
• Level Boss
• Levitating %monster%
• Lexiconnoisseur
• Liar Wolf
• Life Insurance Salesman
• Ligerian Prince
• Lightning Dolt
• Lightningale
• Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
• Like-a-Boss Monster
• Lip Servant
• Lip Smacker
• Litter bug
• Litterbug
• LitterBug
• Little Green Man
• Little White Lion
• Live Saturday Knight
• Lizard of Oz
• Llamageddon
• Loaded %monster%
• Loan Ranger
• Loan Shark
• Lobo Cop
• Loch Ness Mobster
• Lode Runner
• Logistical Nightmare
• Lone Rearranger
• Lonely Hive Mind
• Long And Winding Rodent
• Loose Changeling
• Loose Shrew
• Lord of the Dunce
• Lord of the Keyring
• Lost Action Hero
• Lost Sole
• Lost Spirit Guide
• Lost Viking
• Lounge Lizard
• Love Bug
• Low Blowfish
• Low-Flying Ostrich
• Low-Hanging Brute
• Lucifurby
• Lumbarjack
• Lumber Jackrabbit
• Lying King
• MacDeath
• Machiavillain
• Mad Clown
• Mad Scientist
• Magnum Octopus
• Magnum Opossum
• Mailer Daemon
• Main Square Parrot
• Maître Demon
• Major Buzzkill
• Major Disappointment
• Major Problem
• ManBearPig
• Margarine Fly
• Marital Artist
• Marquis de Sad
• Mascarpony
• Masqueraider
• Master Chef
• Master of Disaster
• Master of Puppies
• Material Ghoul
• Mathemagician
• Mathematical Supermodel
• Mathemortician
• Mathlete
• Maul Cop
• Maul Rat
• Maxwell's Demon
• Mechanical %monster%
• Meddler of Honor
• Medieval Knieval
• Mediocrates
• Mediogre
• Medusa's Hairdresser
• Mega Pixel
• Megahurtz
• Megaphony
• Meh-Warrior
• Melee Archer
• Mental Hygienist
• Menthol Camel
• Meowntain Cat
• Merchant of Menace
• Merit Badger
• Mermelly
• Metal Slug
• Methylated Spirit
• Methylated Spiritualist
• Metro Gnome
• Micromanager
• Middle Aged Mutant Turtle
• Midlife Crisis Negotiator
• Mighty Keyboard Warrior
• Milestone Golem
• Milestone Guardian
• Millennium Bug
• Millennium Falcon
• Mimic Milestone
• Mind Boggler
• Mindless Consumer
• Mine Sweeper
• Mini-%Boss%
• Minitaur
• Minor Glitch
• Minotourist
• Misanthropic Lycanthrope
• Misanthropologist
• Mischieftan
• Mis-Conductor
• Misfortune Teller
• Misguidance Counsellor
• Missing-In-Action Figure
• Mission Creep
• Misunderstood Idealist
• Mixed Reviewer
• Mobile Anthill
• Moby Duck
• Mockerel
• Model Major General
• Modest Mouse
• Molar Bear
• Moleosaurus
• Molotov Cockatrice
• Mona Lizard
• Monocled Penguin
• Monophobic Hermit
• Monorail Cat
• Monotonous Drone
• Monster Hangover
• Monster in Training
• Monster of Ceremonies
• Monster Superior
• Monster-in-Law
• Monsters' Rights Activist
• Monster's Stunt Double
• Monstrous Appetite
• Monterey Jackal
• Monty Python
• Mood Killer
• Moonswine
• Moosenger of Death
• Moosequito
• Morbid %monster%
• Morse Whisperer
• Mortal Frienemy
• Mortal Tomcat
• Mortal Wombat
• Mosh Pitbull
• Moss Cow
• Motley Crew
• Motor Cyclops
• Motor Pike
• Motorcyclops
• Mount Dracula
• Mouse of Ill Repute
• Mouseferatu
• Moving Target
• Mud Golem
• Mudslinger
• Muffin Man
• Multidexterous Millipede
• Multilegged E-bowler
• Multi-legged Luggage
• Multi-porpoise
• Multi-tusked Mammoth
• Murdersquito
• Murphy's In-Law
• Murphy's Law
• Murphy's Lawmaker
• Music Pirate
• Musketdeer
• Mutating Algorithm
• Nachomancer
• Nameless %monster%
• Nanomanager
• Napalm Reader
• Narcoleptic Hypnotist
• Narcoleptic Sheep
• Nasty Bridezilla
• Natural Selector
• Nature's Wraith
• Navi-Gator
• Nayslayer
• Nearly Departed
• Nearsighted Sniper
• Necessary Evil
• Neck Romancer
• Necromantis
• Necropanzer
• Necrophobic Zombie
• Ne'er-do-Whale
• Neighbourhood Witch
• Nerd of Steel
• Neferkitty
• Nervous Tick
• Net Troll
• Neuro Sturgeon
• Never-Ending Storyteller
• Neverwinter Knight
• Neverwinter Wight
• New Times Roman
• News Flasher
• Next Available Agent
• Niceferatu
• Nicelander
• Nine Inch Snail
• Ninja Pirate
• Ninja Tortoise
• Ninjabread Man
• Ninja-starfish
• Nipinda
• No Holds Bard
• No Man's Landlord
• No One
• Nobel Prizefighter
• Noble Ghast
• Nobodyguard
• No-good Do-gooder
• Nomad Scientist
• Nomadic Ghoulkeeper
• Non Sequiturtle
• Nondescript Villain
• Non-Euclidean Geomancer
• Non-Pierced %monster%
• Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm
• Northpole Dancer
• Nosferatuna
• Nostradamoose
• Notary of Death
• Nothing
• Not-So-Brave Knight
• Nuclear Watchdog
• Nuclear-Powered Plant
• Numbarina
• Obituarian
• Obli-Gator
• Obscentinel
• Obsolete Techie
• Obtuse Angler
• OctoBear
• Octopella
• Octopus' Guardian
• Octopuss in Boots
• Ogre Achiever
• Ogreachiever
• Ogrelord
• Old %monster%
• Omnipoet
• Omnomnomnivore
• On-and-off Guard
• One-and-a-Halfling
• One-armed Archer
• One-armed Bandit
• One-eyed Beholder
• One-headed Brahmin
• One-hit Wanderer
• One-Hit Wonder
• One-Legged Centipede
• Onion Ringleader
• Open Sorceror
• Operetta Phantom
• Optical Illusionist
• Optimus Slime
• Optimystic
• Orangutank
• Orc Angel
• Orc De Triomphe
• Orc Of The Covenant
• Oreoboros
• Organ Grinder
• Origami Dragon
• Original Impostor
• ORLY Owl
• Orthodontisaur
• Oscillating Fanboy
• Ottoman Umpire
• Out-of-Commissioner
• Out-of-Frame Monster
• Out-of-Service Dog
• Out-of-Shapeshifter
• Out-of-Tuna
• Out-Sorcerer
• Outsourced Monster
• Oval Lord
• Overbearing Waiter
• Over-confident Noob
• Overtaker
• Oxydjinn
• Oxy-Moron
• Ozone Slayer
• Pac Man
• Pacifist Mercenary
• Pack Rat
• Paladjinn
• Palette-Swapped Monster
• Pandora's Boxer
• Panic Attacker
• Panteater
• Panzer Dragon
• Paper Pusher
• Paranoid Android
• Paranormal Activist
• Parasitic Symbiote
• Parking Cricket
• Parrot Trooper
• Part-time Traveller
• Passive Aggressor
• Pastafarian Prophet
• Pathological Friar
• Patronizing Saint
• Pawn of Satin
• Pawn of the Dead
• Peace Corpse
• Peacelock
• Peanut Butler
• Peanut Butter Jellyfish
• Peelinda
• Peking Duck
• Pentagoon
• Penultimate Samurai
• Perchilla
• Perfect Stranger
• Peripheral Terror
• Permenator
• Personal Drainer
• Perverse Engineer
• Pessimus Prime
• Pest of Both Worlds
• Phantasm
• Pharmadillo
• Philosoraptor
• Phlegm Fatale
• Photobomberman
• Photocopycat
• Photonegative Zebra
• Photoshoplifter
• Pie Assassin
• Piecemaker
• Pigasus
• Piggy Banker
• Piggybank Robber
• Pillager of Society
• Pillow Fighter
• Pillow-Fight Champion
• Pillsbury Homeboy
• Piñakoala
• Pinball Wizard
• Pink Elephant
• Pin-up Ghoul
• Pipe Organ Donor
• Piraña Colada
• Pirate of the 7 Cs
• Pixel Hunter
• Pixie
• Placeboss
• Plaicea
• Plankton Of The Opera
• Plant-eating Zombie
• Plastic Sturgeon
• Plato's Caveman
• Playdough Golem
• Player #2
• Plot Spoiler
• Plump %monster%
• Plundertaker
• Plywood Golem
• Pocket Monster
• Pocketwatchdog
• Pokergeist
• Polardroid
• Polaroid Bear
• Political Party Crasher
• Political Satyr
• Pollen-Allergic Bee
• Poltergoose
• Polterguest
• Poly-Atheist
• Polygloater
• Possessed Demon
• Possessed Exorcist
• Postman of the Apocalypse
• Post-Mortem Artist
• Postmortem Graduate
• Poulpy
• Poultry Geist
• Powerless Ranger
• Practical Choker
• Praise Spider
• Prancing Pony
• Prankenstein
• Prawn of Satan
• Predatortoise
• Preemptive Shrike
• Presidential Seal
• Pretzalcoatl
• Prim Reaper
• Prime Sinister
• Prince Charmless
• Prince Harming
• Prince of Dorkness
• Prince of Whales
• Principal of Darkness
• Privacy Leech
• Procrastinator
• Pro-Life Zombie
• Prom Knight
• Propaganda Panda
• Propagandalf
• Prosthetic Arms Dealer
• Proxymoron
• Pseudo Nymph
• Psy Clone
• Psychclops
• Psycho Dramatist
• Psychopathogen
• Psycophant
• Pterrific Pterodactyl
• Public Anemone
• Pumpkinhead
• Pundamentalist
• Pundemonium
• Pungeon Master
• Punk Croc
• Punk Flamingo
• Punk Panther
• Punslinger
• Purple Hero Eater
• Purranha
• Purrfectionist
• Puzzled Sphinx
• Pygmy Giant
• Pyromaniac Snowman
• Pyrophobic Phoenix
• Quadruple Agent
• Quaker Guy
• Quantum Butterfly
• Quantum Commuter
• Quantum Leap Frog
• Quantum Physician
• Quantum Sheep
• Quasidodo
• Queen Kong
• Question Marksman
• Quibbling Pedant
• Quid Pro Crow
• R2 Detour
• Racketeer Gatekeeper
• Radical Prohibitionist
• Radioactive Cockroach
• Radioactivist
• Raggedy Android
• Raging Bulldozer
• Raging Hormone
• Ragnarokker
• Rain Deer
• Rain-Bow Archer
• Rainbow Unicorn
• Randominatrix
• Rathing Mome
• Ravenous Bugblatter Beast
• Reaction Figure
• Reagent Provocateur
• Reanimated Sprite
• Reaper's Digest
• Rebel Without Applause
• Rebel-Lion
• Recapitated Horseman
• Recessive Genie
• Rector Yoda
• Recycloholic
• Recyclops
• Red Bull
• Red Robin Hood
• Redshirt
• Regenerating Degenerate
• Registered Hex Offender
• Registered Text Offender
• Rejected Monster
• Repelican
• Repercussionist
• Repossessed Soul
• Reservoir Dog
• Resident Weevil
• Resubmitted Monster
• Retired Boss Monster
• Retrospectre
• Reverend Bizarre
• Reverse Engineer
• Reverse Psychologist
• Revoltron
• Revolving Dormouse
• Rey-Eyed B-bowler
• Rhinestoneceros
• Rhubarbarian
• Rigor Mantis
• Rigorous Mortician
• Ring Wyrm
• Rival Guild Fanboy
• Road Krill
• Roaming Gnome
• Robbed Zombie
• Robber Chicken
• Robbing Hood
• Robbing Hoodlum
• Robot Chicken
• Rock Lobster
• Rock'em Sock'em Robot
• Rocket Propelled Gremlin
• Rockin' Troll
• Rocktopus
• Rocky Raccoon
• Rocky Roadie
• Roflraptor
• Roger Robot
• Role Reverser
• Rolling Boulder
• Romanticore
• Roof Pig
• Rookie Monster
• Roosterfarian
• Rootbear
• Rootkitten
• Rorschach
• Rotten %monster%
• Rottenweiler
• Royal Jellyfish
• Rubber Duckie
• Rug Rat
• Rugskin Bear
• Runestone Cowboy
• Rushing Zergling
• Russian Roulette Croupier
• Sabertooth Fairy
• Sabertooth Squirrel
• Sacrificial Prawn
• Sad Hatter
• Sad Panda
• Safety Dancer
• Salamandarin
• Salsamander
• Salt-Resistant Slug
• Salvador Dalek
• Sanctimonious Whiner
• Sandboxer
• Sans Sheriff
• Santa Claws
• Sarcastic Samurai
• Satan Claus
• Satan's Little Helper
• Satyrant
• Savings Pantheon
• Sawed-off Shogun
• Scape Goat
• Scare Bear
• Scare Tactician
• Scared %monster%
• Scared Crow
• Scarepion
• Scaretaker
• Scentaur
• Scentipede
• Schizoid Man
• Schizophrenic Hydra
• Schoolyard Bully
• Schrödinger's Cat
• Schrödinger's Possum
• Scientific Method Actor
• Scorntrooper
• Scotch Guard
• Screwfish
• Sea Harpoonia
• Sea Troll
• Search Engineer
• Seasick Crocodile
• Secret Satan
• Secretary of Fate
• Secretary of Offense
• Security Badger
• Security Chimera
• Security Gourd
• Seeing-Eye Mole
• Seethessa
• Self-Appointed Expert
• Self-Assassin
• Self-Fulfilling Prophet
• Selfish Gene
• Selfish Interest
• Selfish Shellfish
• Self-Sacrificial Lamb
• Self-Terminator
• Semanticore
• Semi-automatic Automaton
• Semi-demi-god
• Septic Tank Commander
• Serial Killer Bee
• Serial Self-killer
• Serial Therapist
• Sesame Street Fighter
• Seven Year Lich
• Sewer Gator
• Sewer Horse
• Shadow of a Doubt
• Shadow Worrier
• Shaggy %monster%
• Shaman Kong
• Shamaniac
• Shameless Pug
• Shampoodle
• Sharkietta
• Sharkshooter
• Sharp Dressed Mandrill
• Sharp-eared %monster%
• Shedding %monster%
• Sheep in Wolf's Clothes
• Sheepshifter
• Shift-Shaper
• Shipwreckley
• Shishke Blob
• Shock Therapist
• Shoe Hornet
• Shoop Da Whoop
• Shooting Tsar
• Shopping Mauler
• Short-Sighted Visionary
• Short-term Prophet
• Shoving Leopard
• Shrimpy
• Shrunken Headmaster
• Shuffling Hentaur
• Shyborg
• Sicklefish
• Sighborg
• Significant Otter
• Silent Alarmist
• Silent Knight
• Silent Lamb
• Silly Goose
• Sillymander
• Singing Shark
• Single-eared %monster%
• Sir Caustic
• Sir Dance-a-lot
• Sir Render
• Sitcom Pilot
• Sitting Duck
• Sixth Sensei
• Skelebrity
• Skeletoff
• Sketchy Artist
• Sleeping Dead
• Sleepwalking Dead
• Slender Man
• Slightly Invisible Man
• Slim Reaper
• Slime Shady
• Slithy Tove
• Smashing Pumpkin
• Smith %monster%
• Smoke Detective
• Smoking Gunslinger
• Smooth Criminal
• Snake Oil Salesman
• Snap-Dragon
• Snappy Retortoise
• Snarky Sheawolf
• Sneerleader
• Snow Angel
• Snowman
• Soccer Mummy
• Social Parasite
• Social Passivist
• Social Security Guard
• Socialist Butterfly
• Sock Eating Machine
• Sock Elemental
• Sock Monkey
• Software Giant
• Software Pirate
• Solar Bear
• Soldier of Misfortune
• Sole Eater
• Son of a Glitch
• Son of a Gun
• Son of a Witch
• Sonarena
• Sooth Slayer
• Sore Winner
• Soul Proprietor
• Soul Supreme
• Space Invader
• Space Monkey
• Spaghetti Elemental
• Spaghetti Westerner
• Spag-Yeti
• Spambot
• Spanish Inquisitor
• Spark Pug
• Special Character
• Spectral Spectre
• Speed Sloth
• Spelling Bee
• Spell-Podcaster
• Spelun King
• Sphinx
• Spice Ghoul
• Spice Worm
• Spider Pig
• Spinal Columnist
• Spirit of Competition
• Spirit of Halloween
• Spirit of Repossession
• Splitting Hare
• Spork-wielding Lunatic
• Spraying Mantis
• Spring Chicken
• Spywarewolf
• Square Groot
• Squid Pro Quo
• Squirmisher
• Stalactitan
• Stalking Horse
• Standard Deviant
• Stand-up Chameleon
• Staple Gunner
• Star-Crossed Astrologist
• Stare Master
• Starfish Trooper
• Starless Knight
• Starving Artist
• Static Electrician
• Steamed Punk
• Steam-Powered Pleasurebot
• Steel Rat
• Stem Cellmate
• Stereotypical Villain
• Stick Figure
• Stomach Bug
• Stoned Golem
• Stool Pigeon
• Stooping %monster%
• Stormietta
• Strange Stranger
• Street Fighter
• Street Mage
• Stripeless Zebra
• Stunt Double Agent
• Sturgeon General
• Stuttering Mime
• Stuttering Spellcaster
• Stygian Pixie
• Styrofoam Cop
• Subhero
• Subliminal Masseuse
• Subliminal Messenger
• Submaretta
• Submarine Star
• Subconscientious Objector
• Substitute Creature
• Sulphuric Aphid
• Sumo Ninja
• Sun Dog
• Sunbathing Vampire
• Sunday Driver
• Sun-dried Vampire
• Superb Owl
• Superhighwayman
• Supersonic Hedgehog
• Supersonic Woodpecker
• Superstarfish
• Surreal Killer
• Surveillance Chimera
• Suspended Animator
• Suspicious Character
• Swan Songwriter
• Sweaty Yeti
• Sweeny Toad
• Sweepley
• Swiss Army Knight
• Sycophantom
• Syntax Terror
• Synthetic Organism
• Tackle-U Elmo
• Tae Kwon Dodo
• Talking Donkey
• Talkshow Ghost
• Tankfish
• Tap Dancing Spider
• Task Killer
• Task Manager
• Tea Rex
• Team Spirit
• Technical Fowl
• Technicolor Dream Goat
• Technophobic Robot
• Telepony
• Televangelist
• Temperamental Elemental
• Tempered Glass Dragon
• Temple Safety Inspector
• Tenacious Bee
• Tentacula
• Tequila Mockingbird
• Teraducktyl
• Terminator T-34
• Terracotta Worrier
• Terror Bull
• Terror Dactyl
• Terror-aki Chicken
• Terrorbyte
• There-Wolf
• Thesaurus Rex
• Thief of Time
• Thieving Vending Machine
• Thin Client
• Thing From Under the Bed
• Thirteenth Apostate
• Thought Policeman
• Three-eyed Cyclops
• Three-Headed Monkey
• Three-String Samurai
• Three-toed %monster%
• Thug-of-war
• Thugs Bunny
• Thumb Raider
• Thumb Wrestler
• Thunder Gnat
• Thunder Rat
• Thundertaker
• Tic Tac Toad
• Ticker Tapir
• Ticking Crocodile
• Tickle Monster
• Tiger Lily
• Time Consumer
• Time Fly
• Tinkerhell
• Tinyfoot
• Tiny-Sized Giant
• Tire Iron Lion
• Tireless Spambot
• Titanium Gingerbread Man
• Tofu Golem
• Tombcat
• Tombstone Salesman
• Tongue Twister
• Toothita
• Toothless Vampire
• Topiary Golem
• Torrent Leech
• Torture Chamberlain
• Totem Pole Dancer
• Tower Defender
• Toxic Wastrel
• Traffic Clone
• Traffic Crone
• Traffic Siren
• Trained Dummy
• Trans Fat Cat
• Traumaturge
• Treblemaker
• Tribble Overlord
• Tribblemaker
• Tribbleshooter
• Trigger Happy Camper
• Tripodal Spider
• Trivial Pursuant
• Trojan Horse
• Trojan Piñata
• Troll Booth Attendant
• Tropical Yeti
• Trouble Shooter
• Truth-or-Dare Devil
• Tubercolossus
• Tunnel Visionary
• Turmerisk
• Turncoat Of Arms
• Turngoat
• Tusk Manager
• Tweedle Demon
• Tweedle Doom
• Tweeting Bird
• Two Trick Pony
• Two-handed Swordfish
• Typo Demon
• Tyrannosaurus-Ex
• Uberboss
• Ultra Violent Ray
• Unaccompanied Miner
• Unbearable Grizzly
• Uncertainty Principal
• Unchangeling
• Unchosen One
• Uncivil Servant
• Uncountable Sheep
• Undead Shadow Puppet
• Undead Pixel
• Undead Pixie
• Underbed Monster
• Undercover Elephant
• Undermaker
• Underminer
• Underwear Wolf
• Undie-Taker
• Unfamiliar Familiar
• Unfinished Businessman
• Unfinished Monst
• Ungrateful %monster%
• Ungrateful Dead
• Unhappy Camper
• Unholy Mackerel
• Unicorn
• Unicorndog
• Unicow
• Unicycle Gang Member
• Unidentified Caller
• Union Jackal
• Unknown User
• Unlimited Editor
• Unlucky Leprechaun
• Unnoticeable %monster%
• Unpleasant Dinner Guest
• Unpopped Colonel
• Unprintable Character
• Unreal Estate Agent
• Unregistered Pet
• Unsolicited Adviser
• Unspeakable Words
• Unstable Constable
• Unsuitable Suitor
• Unsupported Character
• Untrainable Dragon
• Untuned harmonica
• Unusual Suspect
• Uptown Ghoul
• Uranium Slug
• Used Horse Salesman
• User-Friendly Enemy
• Utility Polecat
• Vampiranha
• Vampirate
• Vampire Brat
• Vamplifier
• Vanillain
• Vegan Cannibal
• Vegetarian Cannibal
• Vegetarian Vulture
• Velcromancer
• Vengeful Mole
• Venom Moss
• Verbal Assault Specialist
• Vertigoat
• Very Hungry Caterpillar
• Veteran Kamikaze
• Vintage Whiner
• Virtual Enemy
• Virtual Realtor
• Virtual Threat
• Vogon Poet
• Volunterrier
• Voodoo Barbie
• Voodude
• Vorpal Wabbit
• Waking Nightmare
• Walking Dead
• Walking Debt
• Wall Dog
• Wal-Martian
• Walrietta
• Wanna Bee
• Wannabeast
• Warlock Holmes
• Warmongrel
• Warrior Of Attrition
• Wasted Youth
• Watchdog %monster%
• Watertight Seal
• Weakest Lynx
• Wealthy %monster%
• Websurfing Spider
• Wedding Knight
• Werebeaver
• Were-Panther
• Were-Panther-II
• Wererobot
• Weresmurf
• Western Broom Warlock
• Whale of Fortune
• Whambulance Driver
• What's-its-Face
• Whatchamacallit
• Wherewolf
• Wicked Glitch of the West
• Wi-Fly
• Wight Watcher
• Wiki Lynx
• Wild Balloon Animal
• Wild Guest
• Wild Thing
• Wild Wild Pest
• Willy-the-Wasp
• Window Viper
• Winged Buffalo
• Winking Dead
• Winking Deer
• Witch Hiker
• Wizaardvark
• Wizard of Osmosis
• Wombatant
• Wookalar
• Woolverine
• Worcestershire Cat
• Worcestershire Sorcerer
• Worthy Opponent
• Wounded Heroes
• Wounder Man
• Wraptor
• Wrecking Bull
• Wrenchfish
• Writer of Wrongs
• Wumpus
• Wurst Nightmare
• Wuss in Boots
• Yakety Yak
• Yapping %monster%
• Yellow Bear
• Yellow Brick Rogue
• Yellow Snow Man
• Yoga Bear
• Yorkshire Mammoth
• Zeitghost
• Zodiyak
• ZomBee
• Zombie Snail
• Zombie's Ghost
• Zombo-Wirt
• Zy Goat

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• 128-bit encryption
• 1-up mushroom
• 2D glasses
• 8-bit sword
• 8-inch floppy disk
• ACME leg-breaking boots
• AT-field
• Abs of steel
• Achilles' heel
• Acid rock
• Acid tongue
• Adamantlers
• Adamantium thimble
• Adam's costume
• Ad-blocker
• Admin's tambourine
• Advertising board
• Afterlife preserver
• Albatross necklace
• Alchemist's robe
• Alchy's sword
• Alien spacesuit
• All-terrain sandals
• All-terrain slippers
• All-Thumbs Gloves
• Alpha mail
• Amethyst collar
• Amulet of industrial strength
• Amulet of omni-impotence
• Amulet of refraction
• Amulet of the Coffin Maker
• Anchor tattoos
• Ancient CPU
• Ancient cork
• Angry bird
• Animated shorts
• Antibodies
• Anti-goliath sling
• Antigravity boots
• Anti-lock brakes
• Antimatter horn
• Anti-meteor helmet
• Anti-meteor umbrella
• Anti-missile active cap
• Anti-mosquito hat
• Anti-radiation suit
• Anti-Trust Suit
• Apollo's sunshade
• Arctic circle
• Armadillo shield
• Armlets of a labor teacher
• Armlets of misfortune
• Armor Geddon
• Armor of Might and Magic
• Armor of night invisibility
• Armor of purity
• Armor of the Fallen Demon
• Armor of the Mighty Moron
• Armor of True Chosen One
• Armor of the True Chosen One
• Armored door
• Armored dunce cap
• Armored tank top
• Arrowproof kneepads
• Arrowproof vest
• Asbestos fingers
• Aspen cross
• Asteroid belt
• Athlete's exercise slippers
• Athlete's feet
• Atomic high boots
• Atomizer
• Attachable limbs
• Attachable tentacles
• Augmented kevlar vest
• Automatic badaboom
• Automatic slingshot
• Autumn sleeves
• Avant garb
• Award robe
• Awkward paws
• Axecalibur
• Axe of despotism
• Axe of Head Banging
• Axe of headbanging
• Axe of valor
• Axes of evil
• Aye-aye cap
• Backpack with holes
• Back-scratching backstabber
• Bad mood ring
• Bag of runes
• Baking mitt
• Bald fur cap
• Ballpoint pen
• Banana gun
• Banhammer
• Bank vault door
• Bartenderizer
• Basilisk jaw
• Basilisk's ear
• Basilisk's feet
• Basswood shield
• Bast boots of richness
• Bastion shield
• Bat signal
• Bath towel
• Bathrobe
• Bathroom slippers
• Batman's cowl
• Battle dwarf's muffin
• Battle shovel
• Beach sandals
• Beach towel of doom
• Beanie of elusiveness
• Bear arms
• Beard of Bees
• Beard of epicness
• Beautiful coral
• Beauty pageant tiara
• Beehive on a stick
• Beer goggles
• Bell-mouthed gauntlets
• Big bangles
• Big book of self defence
• Big pot cover
• Biker's helmet
• Biodegradable armor
• Biological cloak
• Bionic commando's arm
• Birthday suit
• Bi-sickle
• Black box recorder
• Black galoshes
• Black light armor
• Blackhawk down jacket
• Blacksmith's sledgehammer
• Blade of grass
• Blade of infinite dullness
• Blade running shoes
• Blame deflector
• Blasting cap
• Blind faith
• Blindfold of accuracy
• Blindfold of invisibility
• Blindfold of justice
• Blue screen of death
• Boatswain's hobnailed boots
• 'Boeing' jet boots
• Bogus Rolex
• Boiler plate mail
• Bonsai tree of knowledge
• Boom boxers
• Boomerang sock
• Boomstick
• Booster pack
• Boots of all evil
• Boots of depleted uranium
• Boots of Eternal Fatigue
• Boots of extraordinary charisma
• Boots of hasty retreat
• Boots of outrageous toughness
• Boots of procrastination
• Boots of resistance
• Boots of righteous indignation
• Boots of riverdancing
• Boots of scorched earth policy
• Boots of sprained ankles
• Boots of vulnerability
• Bossypants
• Bottled up emotions
• Bottom armor
• Boxing gloves
• Bracers of embracing
• Brain freeze ray
• Braveman's quilted coat
• Breathing mask
• Breeches of Etiquette
• Broken mirror
• Broken promise ring
• Broken washing tub
• Broomstick
• Bubble wrap breastplate
• Bulletproof T-shirt
• Bulletproof monk
• Bull's eye
• Bull's horn
• Bull-shield
• Bullyproof vest
• Bunny suit
• Bunny-ear slippers
• Burning shield
• Butcher's axe
• Camel hair mittens
• Camouflaged cloak
• Can of WMD-40
• Canvas gloves
• Cap with IR-sight
• Cape of Adena's sorrow
• Cape of impunity
• Captain's log
• Captured flag
• Car door
• Carbon fiber sword of idiocy
• Cardboard box
• Cardinal's cape
• Carnival mask
• Carrot on a stick
• Carton armor
• Cash cowl
• Cast iron panama hat
• Cast iron shield
• Cattlepult
• Cavalryman's bracers
• Cement shoes
• 'censored' bar
• Centipede's jogging boots
• Central parka
• Ceremonial cap
• Chain e-mail
• Chain letter mail
• Chain-letter mail
• Chainmail snuggie
• Chain-mail yarmulke
• Chainsaw of dismemberment
• Chainsaw of events
• Chakra of Kahn
• Chameleon socks
• Chaplet of destiny
• Cheat sheet
• Chemical protection suit
• Chicken leg
• Chicken suit
• Chief's knife
• Chinese finger trap
• Chitinous armor
• Choke collar
• Chopstick
• Christmas stockings
• Chrome dome
• Clairvoyant's third eye
• Class action suit
• Clawed glove
• Clever clogs
• Cloak of artificial modesty
• Cloak of cloaking
• Cloak of daggers
• Cloak of permissiveness
• Cloak of visibility
• Close-contact lenses
• Club of people's wrath
• Coarse gloves
• Coat of honor
• Cobra's venomous tooth
• Cocked hat
• Cocktail umbrella
• Coconut bra
• Coffee table top
• Coffin lid
• Cold shoulder pads
• Collar of duty
• Colossal blunderbuss
• Comb-over
• Combo breaker
• Comfort zone
• Compass of misdirection
• Compound bow tie
• Concrete boots of agility
• Conquistador's cuirass
• Conscript's coat
• Containment breeches
• Contra band
• Cook's cap
• Cool crystal
• Cool sunglasses
• Coping mechanism
• Corduroy ninja outfit
• Counter offer
• Cover of darkness
• Cow bell
• Cowboy's lariat
• Cowboy's lasso
• Croaking device
• Crosshairs
• Crown molding
• Crystal armor
• Crystal diadem
• Crystal heart
• Crystal shield
• Cthulhu's tentacle
• Cubic feet
• Cuckold's helmet
• Cup of woe
• Cupboard door
• Curmudgeon bludgeon
• Cursed lucky charm
• Custom skin
• Cutting edge technology
• Cutting-edge weapon
• Daisy chainmail
• Dark matter hat
• Darksaber
• Darth waders
• Data miner's headlamp
• Death note
• Death rattle
• Death's door
• Death's sickle
• Deck of Tarot cards
• Decoder ring
• Decorative moose antlers
• Deep-sea waders
• Deer hunter's boots
• Defence attorney
• Deja view glasses
• Demagoggles
• Demolition derby
• Demons heart
• Demon's heart
• Derby hat
• Detachable tentacles
• Dice of doom
• Dielectric boots of Zeus
• Dielectric overshoes
• Dignity Shredder
• Dimensionless gloves
• Diplomatic immunity
• Dirty sketchers
• Dis-organizer
• Distributor cap
• Diver's flippers
• Document folder
• Domino
• Donkey head mask
• Doomerang
• Double eye patch
• Double eye-patch
• Double peg legs
• Double peglegs
• Do-not-touch screen
• Dragon ball
• Dragon egg shell
• Dragon eggshell
• Dragon scale pajamas
• Dragon skin jacket
• Dragonscale stockings
• Dragon's claw
• Dragon's molar
• Dramatic paws
• Drapes of wrath
• Dreadlocks
• Dress rehearsal
• Dried fish
• Drunkard's liver
• Duct tape bracers
• Duel-purpose gloves
• Durable shield
• Dwarf bread
• Dwarven cap
• Dwarven ceremonial bracers
• Dwarven crossbow
• Dwarven cuffs
• Early warning system
• Earmuffs of solitude
• Ears necklace
• Earthworm Jim's boots
• Ear trumpet
• Edward's scissorhands
• Egg-carton armor
• Electric heel
• Electronic countermeasures
• Elephant's ear
• Eleven-gallon hat
• Elven bludgeon
• Elven jackboots
• Emergency contact lenses
• Emotional wall
• Emperor's new clothes
• Empty pumpkin
• Encyclopædia of useless knowledge
• Endor-fins
• Entry stamp
• Epic beard
• Epic flail
• 'Evil rulez!' badge
• Exacto knife
• Excaliper
• Executioner's hood
• Executioners mask
• Executioner's mask
• Exfoliating face mask
• Exhaust muffler
• Experience cap
• Extra set of hands
• Eye of the liger
• Eye tunes
• Eyepatch of the tiger
• Face paint
• Face plant
• Facehugger
• Fairy's battle axe
• Fake ID
• Fallen Angel's battle bracers
• Fancy monocle
• Fan-mail
• Faraday cage
• Farcefield
• Feet of strength
• Fig leaf
• Filibuster
• Finger puppets
• Fingertrap
• Fire arms
• Fire icicle
• Firewall
• Fish scale armor
• Fisherman's boots
• Fisti-cuffs
• Fists of fury
• Flea collar
• Floaties
• Foam finger of doom
• Folding chair
• Folding cup
• Footman's battle greaves
• Fork of truth
• Four-fingered gauntlets
• Four-leafed cleaver
• Four-leaf burdock
• Fourth wall
• Fox gloves
• Fractal slacks
• Frame of mind
• Freudian slippers
• Friendship bracelet
• Frosty gauntlets of fire
• Frosty shield
• 'Frozen foot' fur boots
• Full blast shield
• Full metal jacket
• Full metal trousers
• Funny bone
• Futility kilt
• Fuzzy dice
• Gadget arms
• Gaming platform
• Gaming platforms
• Garden shears
• Garlic necklace
• Gatekeeper's halberd
• Gentleman's club
• Gentleman's jacket
• Gentleman's top hat
• Giant foam finger
• Giant wasp stinger
• Gladiator's net
• Glamorous chest armor
• Glass necklace
• Glossy black helmet with gas mask
• Gloves of ambidexterity
• Gloves of eternal damnation
• Gloves of stranglehold
• Glow bracelets
• Goblet of fire
• Godtags
• Godville citizen's badge
• Godzilla's tooth
• Goggles of holy vision
• Going-going Gauntlets
• Golden calf
• Golden fingers
• Golden horseshoes
• Goldfingers
• Gold-plated glamour shield
• Good offense
• Goose bumps
• Gorgon's head
• Grandma's handmade sweater
• Grappling hooks
• Grater of two evils
• Gravestone
• Gravitational pullover
• Gravity multiplier
• Great barrier wreath
• Greaves of bodily harm
• Greaves of grievance
• Greaves of the Unholy Paladin
• Greaves of wrath
• Green card
• Green lantern
• Green sleeves
• Green thumb
• Guild crest
• Guy Fawkes mask
• Gypsy's wristlets
• Habit kickers
• Hair curler
• Hair curlers
• Half-brick in a sock
• Hall pass
• Halo of a fallen angel
• Ham fists
• Handcuffs of strength
• Hands of jazziness
• Hands-free gloves
• Happy feet
• Happy new ear
• Hardened mittens
• Hazmat suit
• Health insurance card
• Healthbar retractor
• Heart of darkness
• Heartbeat inhibitor
• Heartbreaker
• Heated armor
• Heavy gauntlets of war
• Heavy metal band
• Hefty sword
• Hellbottoms
• Hellboy's cuff
• Hellfire boots
• Helm of clear thoughts
• Helm of common sense
• Helm of despair
• Helm of overwhelm
• Helm of perpetual ineptitude
• Helm of second thoughts
• Helmet of Thickheadedness
• Helmet with twisted horns
• Hermes' training sneakers
• Hero's clothes
• Hex dispenser
• High-security blanket
• Hitchhiker's towel
• Hive mind
• Hobbit's hammer
• Hobo mittens
• Hockey mask
• Holed Boots of Reliability
• Holy bolt
• Holy crap
• Holy grenade launcher
• Holy halo
• Holy hole
• Holy sock
• Holy straitjacket
• Holy water pistol
• Holy water wings
• Homespun coat
• Honest Abe's top hat
• Hood of an insane monk
• Hopeless diamond
• Horns of a dilemma
• Horns of plenty
• Hospital bedpans
• Hospital gown
• Hovering life bar
• Hugs-and-Cuisses
• Hydralisk's claw
• Icarus rockets
• Icarus wings
• Ice pack
• Ice shield
• Icebreaker
• Icethrower
• Impact bracers
• Impermeable membrane
• Imposter's cloak
• Impure thoughts
• Indemnity claws
• Independent thought alarm
• Indie-pendant
• Infidelity gauntlet
• Inflammable hot pants
• Inflatable decoy hero
• Inflatable water wings
• Inquisitor's boots
• Insanity plea
• Integral of mass destruction
• Interscepter
• Invisible pants
• Ion fists
• Iron crown
• Iron curtain
• Iron fist
• Iron fist in a velvet glove
• Iron hat
• Iron lattice
• Iron mask
• Irresistible force field
• Jackboots of asskickery
• Jailhouse rock
• Jar of sunlight
• Jaws of life
• Jedi's light saber
• Jingle belt
• Joy Buzzer
• Kaboomerang
• Kamikaze's cap
• Kevlar battle socks
• Kevlar greaves
• Kevlar opera gloves
• Kevlar trousers
• Kevlar vest
• Kilt of mooning
• Kilt of power
• Kitchen apron
• Knee-hi flip-flops
• Knee-high socks of luck
• Knee-length socks of luck
• Knickerblockers
• Knickerbockers of glory
• Knotty stick
• Kryptonite earrings
• Kryptonite sword
• LOLympic torch
• Language barrier
• Large dartboard
• Larry's suit of leisure
• Laser hammer
• Last place ribbon
• Last shred of dignity
• Latex catsuit
• Laughing stockings
• Lawn darts
• Lawsuit
• Layer of dirt
• Lead apron
• Lead chastity belt
• Lead earrings
• Lead gloves
• Lead hat
• Lead shield
• Leaded snowshoes
• Leather cowboy boots
• Lederhosen of redemption
• Legal briefs
• Legionnaire's jackboot
• Lego shield
• Lego sword
• Lego-shield
• Lei of the land
• Leviathong
• Life insurance
• Life saver
• Life vest
• Lightning bolt cutter
• Lightning bolt-cutters
• Lightning shield
• Lightsaber nunchucks
• Lightspeed sneakers
• Lightweight jacket
• Lion's mane
• Liquid crystal breastplate
• Liver warmer
• Loincloth of revelation
• Long johns
• Love shackles
• Lucha libre mask
• Lucifer's sneakers
• Lucifur coat
• Lucky blanket
• Lucky horseshoe
• Lucky loop
• Lucky star
• Lucky stone slab
• Lumberjacket
• Macaroni necklace
• Mace of amnesia
• Mace of spades
• Machine-washable plate mail
• Mad scientist's goggles
• Magic ankle bracelet
• Magic hoof
• Magic mirror
• Magic stone slippers
• Magnetic charm
• Maiden's battle vest
• Mallet of Understanding
• Mammoth's lucky foot
• Manacles of freedom
• Manitou's moccasins
• Mantle of Mantis
• Mantle of Wasteland's ruler
• Mask
• Mask of a rabbit
• Masque of the red death
• Massive ego
• Master Chief's helmet
• Meat shield
• Medal of horror
• Mega-Soaker 2000
• Meme blocker
• Mermaid flipper
• Metal bikini
• Metal deflector
• Mickey Mouse's gloves
• Micro kilt
• Microwave gun
• Mighty Berserker's T-shirt
• Military boots
• Military dress shoes
• Milk moustache
• Milk tooth of Lao Tzu
• Millennium falchion
• Miner's canary
• Minotaur's hooves
• Mirrored helmet
• Mirthful gas mask
• Missiletoe
• Mission briefs
• Misspelled tattoo
• Mithril braces
• Mithril gas mask
• Mithril pendant
• Mithril sneakers
• 'Mitrollica' wristlets
• Mittens of total weakness
• Molecular disruptor
• Moleskin jodhpurs
• Monomolecular bandana
• Monster-allergy bracelet
• Moon walkers
• Moonglasses
• Moral support socks
• Morgue slab
• Mortal coil
• Motion-capture dots
• Mourning star
• Mud coating
• Mummy wraps
• Mummy's arm
• Muscle sleeves
• Musketeer's cloak
• Naked gun
• Navigator's head
• Necklace of grasshopper's eyes
• Necromancer's graveclothes
• Neighborhood Watch
• Nekomimi
• Neon nimbus
• Nerd's glasses
• Nerf cannon
• Nightshirt
• Ninjammies
• Ninja turtle shell
• Ninth circlet of hell
• 'No Trespassing' sign
• Nobleman's flail
• Nobleman's shoes
• Noodly appendages
• North Poleaxe
• Nuclear power pants
• Nuclear powered boots
• Nuclear waistcoat
• Nuclear winter jacket
• Nuclear-powered boots
• Null pointer
• Nunchuckle
• Nuts and bolts
• Ocarina of time
• Odin's beard
• Offcuts of a five-inch pipe
• Off-the-cufflinks
• Ogre's saucer
• Ogre's toothpick
• Oktobervest
• Old barrel
• Old felt boots
• Old hubcap
• Old leather gloves
• Old nasal bone
• Old sandals
• One-sided coin
• Orange hood
• Orange quilted jacket
• Orb of Incremental Idiocy
• Orc's nose ring
• Organ donor card
• Orion's belt
• Osmium hammer
• Ostrich's tooth
• Out-of-phaser
• Out-of-tunic
• Overclocked wristwatch
• Oversized shoulder guard
• Pachelbel's cannon
• Paci-Fist
• Pair of Enterprise crewmember's gloves
• Pair of beer goggles
• Pair of boxing gloves
• Pair of brass balls
• Pair of cavalryman's bracers
• Pair of cool sunglasses
• Pair of demon blood bracers
• Pair of gypsy's wristlets
• Pair of monocles
• Pair of paladin's bracers
• Pair of pig wings
• Pair of pink furry handcuffs
• Pair of quasidevil's horns
• Pair of rune bracers
• Pair of runic bracers
• Pair of surgical gloves
• Pair of winged sandals
• Paladin's armor
• Paladin's bracers
• Palm oil
• Palm readers
• Pan lid
• Pandora's boxers
• Pantaloons of fury
• Pants on fire
• Paper file
• Paper forage-cap
• Paper machete
• Paper machette
• Paper shield
• Parasox
• Parrot on the shoulder
• Passion flute
• Peace pipe
• Peasant's best shoes
• Peasant's sickle
• Pegasus feathers
• Pendant of immorality
• Penguin's armor
• Perfect alibi
• Personal-space bubble
• Phlegm thrower
• Picture of home village
• Piece of strontium
• Piece of tank armor
• Pig wings
• Pile of quarks
• Pillow of eternal sleep
• Pine tree air freshener
• Pink furry handcuffs
• Pink leggings
• Pink slip
• Pipboy 2000
• Pipboy 3000
• Pipboy 4000
• Pipe spanner
• Pirate eye patch
• Pirate's eye patch
• Pirate's hook
• Pixie's shoes
• Planetary rings
• Plaster cast
• Plastic hammer
• Plastic plate
• Plastic police shield
• Plastic riot shield
• Plastic shield
• Plate-mail flip flops
• Platinum platter
• Platonic armor
• Plausible deniability
• Plothole cover
• Plumber's plunger
• Plumsoles
• Pocket dodecahedron
• Pocket imp
• Pocket protector
• Point-and-shoot sword
• Pointy stick
• Poker face
• Polar ice cap
• Political correctness
• Pop up blocker
• Popeye forearms
• Portrait of the president
• Potato gun
• Power glove
• Power gloves
• Power ranger's armor
• Prenuptial agreement
• Priority mail
• Prisoner's handcuffs
• Protective pentagram
• Proxy protection
• Psychological defence mechanism
• Punk's wristlets
• Purity rings
• Pythagorean pants
• Quadripolar magnet
• Quantum barrier
• Quasidevil's horns
• Questionable content filter
• Quicksandals
• Raccoon's leg
• Radioactive slippers
• Rain bow
• Raincoat
• Rake
• Ram helmet
• Rambow
• Random axe of kindness
• Random innocent bystander
• Rangers' high boots
• Rapping sword
• Reality distortion shield
• Receding hairline
• Red crowbar
• Red hat
• Red riding hood
• Red rose
• Red shirt
• Red shoes
• Reindeer skin
• Religious cymbal
• Repentagram
• Reservoir clogs
• Responsibility deflector
• Restraining order
• Reversible Mobius jacket
• Ridiculously large sword
• Ring of fire
• Ring of opacity
• Ring of the lords
• Ring of visibility
• Road block
• Robe of battle meditation
• Robin's hood
• Robot devil's hands
• Rock launcher
• Rock of aegis
• Rock-immune scissors
• Rocket skates
• Rockstar's leather jacket
• Roc's feather
• Roll cage
• Rolled-up sleeves
• Rotator cuffs
• Rubber gloves
• Rubber highboots
• Rule breaker
• Runic bracers
• Runic tunic
• Rusty armor gauntlet
• Rusty colander
• Rusty crowbar
• Rusty metal boots
• Sacrificial limb
• Sacrificial vestment
• Saint's frock
• Sandals of time
• Sanityme
• Santa's claws
• Sapient pearwood club
• Sawed-off sword
• Schrödinger's catapult
• Scorpion pincers
• Scream-cancelling headphones
• Scuba diving suit
• Sea saw
• Seat-back
• Security blanket
• Security breeches
• Self-cutting axe
• Self-portrait
• Self-propelled battering ram
• Self-propelled boots
• Sense of impending doom
• Sequined mankini
• Server patch
• Set of lightsaber nunchucks
• Set of ten thimbles
• Set of thimbles
• Seven veils
• Seven-league boots
• Seven-sided nut
• Sewer manhole cover
• Shadow boxing gloves
• Shaman's drum
• Shamethrower
• Shard of death metal
• Sharp stick
• Sharp tongue
• Sharpest tool in the box
• Shaving sword
• Sheep's clothing
• Shell of a giant crab
• Sheriff's badge
• Shield of a Thousand Battles
• Shield of dreams
• Shield of Heaven's Protector
• Shield of invincibility
• Shield of offense
• Shield of Seven Rainbows
• Shield of the Fallen Angel
• Shield of the SWAT King
• Shield of Undead Paladin
• Shield of utter stupidity
• Shining armor of darkness
• Shiny metal axe
• Shock absorber
• 'shoulder angel and devil' set
• Shoulder parrot
• Shroud of clarity
• Shroud of mystery
• Shroud of uncertainty
• Side of a barn
• Siege helmet
• Signed plaster cast
• Silver cross
• Silver lining
• Single-pronged trident
• Situational blinders
• Six fingered gloves
• Six pack body paint
• Sixth sensor
• Skeleton's greaves
• Ski boots
• Ski cap
• Skin of a giant mantis
• Skinny Dipping Suit
• Skull mask
• Skullcrusher
• Slate mail armour
• Slaughter-proof jacket
• Slay bell
• Slay-tex gloves
• Slice of moon
• Sling of outrageous fortune
• Sliver of hope
• Small twig
• Smarty pants
• Smell of success
• Smoke and mirrors
• Smug self-righteous attitude
• Smurf hat
• Snail mail
• Sneakers of suspicion
• Snooze button
• Snorkel mask
• Sock puppets
• Socks of thunder
• Solar disc
• Solar flare
• Solar flares
• Solar ice cap
• Solar Windbreaker
• Solar wind chimes
• Sole protector
• Solid Snake's bandana
• Solid lead life preserver
• Sonic boomerang
• Sorcerer's scone
• Soulstone
• Sound barrier
• Spacemarine's battle armor
• Spaceship trooper's gauntlets
• Spam grenade
• Spare rib
• Spatula of mightiness
• Sphere of destiny
• Spiderman's suit
• Spiderweb tunic
• Spiked collar
• Spiked leather jacket
• Spiked-wheel roller blades
• Spine tingler
• Spurs of the moment
• Spiral galaxy arm
• Staff of a fortune-teller
• Staff-only staff
• Stage hands
• Stalactights
• Starched cuffs
• Star-spangled shirt
• Static field
• Steam-powered exoskeleton
• Steampowered hammer
• Steam-powered hammer
• Steelettos
• Steelmaker's gauntlets
• Steel wool mittens
• Stiff upper lip
• Storm umbrella
• Strange attractor
• Strapless sandals
• Strap with a star
• Stratospear
• Street gang leader's sneakers
• String of nut beads
• Strong letter of recommendation
• Strong staff
• Strong sunblock
• Stunned turtle
• Stunt double
• Stuntman's helmet
• Subnet mask
• Suicide watch
• Sumo suit
• Super visor
• Superhero's leotard
• Superhero's unitard
• Surge protector
• Surgical gloves
• Survival kilt
• Suspenders of disbelief
• Swamp waders
• Sword of a Thousand Truths
• Sword of irony
• Sword of overcompensation
• Sword processor
• Swordfish
• Swordfish's nose
• Sysadmin's sweater
• System reboots
• System specs
• T-shirt tuxedo
• T-shorts
• Table knife
• Table-leg
• Tail of a ball-mouse
• Tainted glove
• Talisman of Complete Uselessness
• Tanker's helmet
• Tarot deck shoes
• Tattle tail
• Tearjerker
• Technicolor dreamcoat
• Technobauble
• Tectonic plate mail
• Temporary tattoo
• Tentacled pentacle
• Tesla chainmail
• Tesla coil gun
• Textolite shield
• The Doomerang
• The Mask
• The Schwartz
• The blindfold of justice
• The shield of Seven Rainbows
• Theme parka
• Thinking cap
• Third eye monocle
• Thor's jackhammer
• Three-sided die
• Three-way tie
• Throwing iron
• Thrown down gauntlets
• Thunder-proof underwear
• Thunderwear
• Tiberium ring
• Tic tac toes
• Tickling gun
• Tights of immodesty
• Tiki idol
• Tin can
• Tin foil hat
• Tin shield
• Tinky-Winky's mittens
• Titanium nightgown
• Titan's boots
• Toe trucks
• Toilet seat cover
• Tooth of a toothfairy
• Tortoise shell
• Touchy feelers
• Tough Spartan shield
• Tour de forcefield
• Traffic cone
• Traffic jammies
• Tramp's shoes
• Transmogrifier gun
• Trenchant obtusenator of boorishness
• Trenchcoat of arms
• Trident of wet power
• Trigger fingers
• Trollface
• Tropical punch
• Trousers of impudence
• Truncheon of diplomacy
• Trustier bustier
• Tunnel vision
• Turncoat
• Turtleneck plate mail
• Two turtle gloves
• Two-handled chopper
• Two-sworded hand
• Two-way mirror shades
• Ultimate arm equipment
• Ultimate defense mechanism
• Ultimate shield of darkness
• Ultimate weapon
• Unconscious armadillo
• Undead Paladin shield
• Undead Paladin's shield
• Unicorn's horn
• Unidentified fighting object
• Universal remote
• Unlicensed nuclear accelerator
• Unlike button
• Unrequited gloves
• Uranium walking stick
• Utility kilt
• Vacuum pack
• Van Allen Belt
• Vanity mirror
• Veil of tears
• Velcro-fastened armor
• Verbal reflector
• Veteran's puttees
• Vibranium Vambraces
• Viking's helmet
• Villainous moustache
• Vital sign
• Volcanic sash
• Voodoo doll
• Vorpal sword
• Vortex cannon
• VR-mask
• Vuvuzela of annoyance
• Waist of Space
• WALL-E's tracks
• Waders of The Lost Ark
• Warmer on the liver
• Warm Embracelets
• Warpspeedos
• Wasteland Traveler's high boots
• Water balloon launcher
• Weapon of less destruction
• Web of lies
• Web shooters
• Wedding ring
• Weevil costume
• Welder's protective screen
• Whippersnapper
• Whiskered matryoshka
• White slippers
• Whoop-axe
• Widow's blue stockings
• Wiffle ball-and-chain
• Wild boar's snout
• Wimple
• Wind turban
• Window shutter
• Wooden pitchfork
• Wooden planks with springs
• Wooden wings
• Wool legwarmers
• Worn-out slippers
• Wreath of daisies
• Wrist dreamcatcher
• Wristlets of bad luck
• Writer's block
• Wunderwaffle
• X-ray glasses
• Yellow polka dot bikini
• Yellow raincoat
• Yeti slippers
• Zirconium bracelet
• Zombieskin overcoat

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GV-Skills

• Acid tears
• Asynchronized swimming
• Asynchronous swimming
• Auto-stopping
• Awkward silence
• Baby surprise
• Backyard portal
• Bad breath
• Battle chess
• Beer belly
• Bending chakras
• Bloody itch
• Brain dilution
• Brainstorm
• Brownian motion
• Cash whistle
• Cash wistle
• Chakra bending
• Cheshire smile
• Chesire smile
• Clinical strike
• Cobweb gulp
• Cobwebs gulp
• Concrete placer
• Contagious yawning
• Cri de coeur
• Cry of horror
• Deafening snoar
• Deafening snore
• Death by snu-snu
• Disarming smile
• Dove of peace
• Dragon pout
• Drunken rampage
• Effect of the groundhog
• Elbow bite
• Electro static discharge
• Electro-broom
• Electrostatic discharge
• Epitaph writing
• Epitaphs writing
• Exhaust of the dragon
• Exhaust of the gragon
• Explosive character
• Eye scream
• Fake smile
• Falcon punch
• Fanned fingers
• Fast plon
• Flying bird
• Foot massage
• Forced generosity
• Full speed
• Full throttle
• Garlic aura of alienation
• Geometric laughter
• Glance of Kaa
• Gnashing of teeth
• Gnashing of theeth
• Golden vein
• Grace of the behemoth
• Heel grip
• Hey, you
• Homesickness
• Inept singing
• Instant evil eye
• Instant hairloss
• Intimate tickling
• Iron vortex
• Juwish vein
• Kiss in the stomach
• Knight's move
• Liana-eyebrows
• Lion belch
• Lossy compression
• Lucky hoof
• Mass effect
• Mating contact
• Mega-bite
• Menacing glance
• Mosquito roar
• Mountain moving
• Navel clamp
• Oak cloaking
• Opacity control
• Opaque control
• Oral art
• Palm of the Panda
• Pathological honesty
• Peace enforcement
• Peek-a-boo
• Pocket hypnotoad
• Poisoned kiss
• Portal to the backyard
• Powerful sneeze
• Pseudopod attach
• Pseudopod attack
• Quantum fireball
• Quantum leap
• Radiokinesis
• Radioportation
• Rail-bending
• Rays of love
• Relatively honest robbery
• Rickrolling
• Save-load
• Scissorhands
• Seasickness
• Self-cloning
• Selfish interest
• Self-propelled feet
• Shiny heels
• Slap of the whale
• Smack of the bribe
• Sober view
• Somersault squatting
• Somersault through the navel
• Splinter removal
• Spliter removal
• Spontaneous combustion
• Spontainous combustion
• Spoon-bending
• Steel finger
• Sticky fingers
• Stifling embrace
• Street magic
• Strike of the rabbit
• Strong brow
• Sunstroke
• Swear-o-generation
• Swear-o-matic
• Swoop of the smith
• Sword-swallowing
• Swords-swallowing
• Teeth gnashing
• Thumb beating
• Thumbs beating
• Thumb blowing
• Thumbs blowing
• Tin throat
• Toe-bite
• Tooth sampling
• Transformation into cloud
• Turn of Rincewind
• Turn of the Rincewind
• Unbearable boredom
• Win on points
• Winged swing

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GV-Towns

• Anville
• Bad Gateway
• Beerburgh
• Bosswell
• Bumchester
• Dessertown
• Deville
• Dogville
• Egopolis
• El Herado
• Godville
• Godvillewood
• Healiopolis
• Heisenburg
• Herolympus
• Herostan
• Herowin
• Last Resort
• Los Adminos
• Los Demonos
• Lostway
• Monsterdam
• Monstro City
• Newland
• Next Station
• Nothingham
• Quirkytown
• Roflopolis
• San Satanos
• Simpletown
• Tradeburg
• Trollbridge
• Unsettlement
• Unspecifiedistan

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