Mother North
Mother North | |
Motto: | Pass the knife, Mother |
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Alignment: | Humane |
Gold Fund: | 46668 c.u. |
Founder(s): | |
Date Founded: | June, 2010 |
Membership Count: | 140 |
Town with Greatest Influence: | Monsterdam (1%) |
Pantheon of unity Rank: | 163 |
Pantheon of popularity Rank: | 16 |
Pantheon of duelery Rank: | 146 |
Forum Headquarters: | Mother North |
Guild Page: | Mother North |
Allies: | |
Data current as of December 12,, 2012 |
Mother North (or "M-to-the-o-to-the-t-to-the-h-to-the-e-to-the-r-to-the-Blank-to-the-N-to-the-o-to-the-r-to-the-other-t-to-the-h", as her friends call her [1]), was born a carpenter's daughter in some village somewhere on a shore somewhen. When she got older, she decided to grow up and become a real mother, like her name suggested. She always liked children, but she despised men and boys. So she adopted many girls, and raised them in the woods, teaching them skills to rid the world of men. Mother North is immortal, but her daughters are not. So they come and go, but their memory lives on forever, as does Mother North
The strangest part of it all is, most of the guild members are male[2].
Contents
Joining
Some guilds pretend they have a say in who joins and doesn't join their guild, but the truth is, they don't. So, we accept everyone[3]!
How To Stay Joined
One thing we can control is how awesome we are, and we are pretty awesome. If you're new to Mother North, or even new to the game, try these things:
- Check out the guild council - The guild council can be found under the "Friends" tab, and is a better way to communicate with guild mates than the forums.
- Influence a lot - Influence is caused by Gods encouraging their hero while the hero is in a town, and it helps out with Guild popularity.
- Check out the forums - http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/788?page=3#post_116819
- Offer suggestions - If you want to get noticed, offer a suggestion for a song, Guild wiki section, game, funny story, or anything you want in the Guild council.
We would love for you to stay joined, because we love you, and if you do we'll get unity, and we love unity almost just as much.
Perfectness
Mother North is known to be perfect. Through magic and a somewhat lengthy Terms and Conditions, all members, upon induction are made perfect. Contrary to popular belief, being perfect is pretty easy. There are 3 steps:[4]
- Join Mother North
- Eat a Poptart
- Be Perfect[5]
By following these simple guildlines, all Mother North Members (Mother Northers) are perfect.
History
A long time ago the universe was the size of a thimble, then it exploded with a little thpppt [6]. And then years of evolution happened and planets and things like that. But when the universe was a thimble, Mother North sewed a dress. It was the ugliest dress ever made, but it was made with a universe thimble and no one else was around to see it anyways. Mother North then wore the dress and started her own Godville guild.
Not so History
Your Mother
Future
In the future, we hope to win life, after we do that we'll move on to the much harder "Game of Life." There has been no further planning.
Songs
Anthem
Every good Guild has an Anthem[7]. So here it is!
Mother North |
Mother North |
At the everyone yells "No!"
Favorite Song
Sung to "On top of Old Smokey"
On top of the Compass |
She heralded her children |
Members
This is the zone for members to put in their god's name to become and official member To enter your name go to "edit" and type * { { god|(Insert God Name)}}
Pissant Hero Dubcee
Devinhuynh Hero Chaoshero
Molybdaen 庙 Hero Mordencai
Kyle- Hero Askbar
Insanemal Sir Insanemal
joshua- hero jay-
FallenAsrael hero Jack Frost
Devinicus Hero Devilinus
bangbangyerdead Hero Y'er Mum
Bilbobaggins6932 Hero Edward III
GoddessElincia Hero Jarub
Charmant Hero Chrysline Ashtar
Sunset93 Hero Crash B
jadcox77 Hero jadcox777
Legion69 Hero General Germany
Lordmilky Hero Lordepic The II
FunFunBuns Hero FunFunGuy
Zoriginate Hero a1iser
BernardSanderson Hero Sherman Krittle
SpartanPrince Hero Leonaduss
Roselina Hero Lokito
Nadrojaeuquf hero Fuqueajordan
RoachTheInsane Hero FlatulousStanko
Erasfina Heroine Ella Grimm
Nkosi Woseley Hero Morxan
Jenklns Hero Jenklns
Bastardus Hero Horsemen
Stormhelm Hero Stormheim
fxbx 庙 Hero AlexPKeaton
timetjuuuh Hero someone else20022
Billy Batson Hero Matthew Shadows
wambamchewy Hero Wambam
Ranks
This is a place for members to put their Ranks here to show their power in the guild , and remember to put |{ { god|(Insert God Name)}} || Hero name || Rank 0_o
God Hero Rank Pissant
Dubcee Master CrazyEh
LittleCrazy Patriarch ToddShishler 庙
Jabino Prophet joshua77
jay77 GRAND MASTER FallenAsrael
Jack Frost Hierarch Sunset93
Crash B Master KYLE-
Askbar Patriarch jadcox77
jadcox777 grand master Devinhuynh
Devinhuynh Master fxbx 庙
AlexPKeaton Prophet liindra
Liindra Cardinal Deon2112
Donnie M Master apairapalegic
Bakstabin Master Ilontrath
Grathius Chief Master Flyingwrestlingshoe
El Oso Master RoachTheInsane
FlatulousStanko Prophet Erasfina
Ella Grimm Cardinal Nkosi Woseley
Morxan Grand Master Bastardus
Horsemen Cardinal
timetjuuuh Hero someone else20022
Temple Owners
Here we honor the gods and heroes that spent an enormously large amount of time making a temple.
God Hero Level Date Completed Molybdaen 庙
Mordencai 62 November 24, 2011 Stargoose 庙
Skarsknik 61 December 26, 2011 Madelyn 庙
Koraa 61 February 6, 2012 Haberde 庙
Kernival 58 April 17, 2012 ToddShishler 庙
Jabino 58 April 22, 2012 Xpionage 庙
Rotiv 56 May 15, 2012 Tantaus 庙
Kuular 58 May 20, 2012 fxbx 庙
AlexPKeaton 52 September 21, 2012
References and Notes
- ↑ Okay, maybe she doesn't have any friends
- ↑ I have no idea if that's actually true
- ↑ Must be at least 8 ft. tall, be able to eat 60 pancakes in one sitting, be level 302 or above, and love ice cream. For a limited time only.
- ↑ Unless you include the steps on the Poptart wrapper
- ↑ For instruction on this step, look under the heading Perfectness
- ↑ misleadingly named "The Big Bang"
- ↑ And so do we