Moosenger of Death
|Moosenger of Death|
|Habitat||Moose Heaven, wherever moose are|
|Description||A Moose Grim Reaper|
The Moosenger of Death is the grim reaper of moosekind. That's right, it didn't come to reap your heroine. The Moosenger of Death was most likely on its way to take the soul of a moose that the hero or heroine just killed, to moose hell or heaven, and got attacked while doing its duty. Normal humans can not even see it. Only your servant, as a fellow direct tool of heaven, can see it, and resorted to violence because he or she thought the moosen grim reaper was about to take its dinner. It is also possible that he or she is just afraid of The Moosenger of Death's cliched tattered black robe. In any case, during a fight with a Moosenger of Death bystanders will just believe your hero or heroine is at it again with his or her solo drunken antics.
The Moosenger of Death appears to be a bigger black moose, wearing flowy tattered death robe. It can stand over 2.33 m (7.6 ft) at the shoulder, and weigh over 820 kg (1,808 lb). The antlers on average have a span of 1.8 m (5.9 ft).
Earlier The Moosenger of Deaths had nothing but distant respect for the humankind for keeping it busy. The Moose God is obviously a better deity than you, because Its creations are incredibly diligent unlike the hero or heroine. When the Moosenger of Deaths had free time, they got very anxious and thought that they were being a bad servant of The Moose God for not doing any good for the world, even though they knew The Moose God didn't want them to think that way.
Creation of Chocolate Moose
One day, a duty-free Moosenger of Death (not its fault, The Moose God takes care of Its creations well through the passing of Endangered Species Act Protection for Moose) was taking a walk. It could not work, so the least it can do was walk around in awe and fervent praise of the world that the Moose God created. Suddenly, a Monster (for moosekind, it was actually a hero) came out of nowhere and attacked the Moosenger of Death. The Moosenger of Death fought back valiantly, and soon the hero was cornered. As last resort, he threw his snack at the Moosenger of Death. It was a chocolate mousse.
Everything changed when the chocolate mousse landed on the mouth of The Moosenger of Death.
It knew that this was a revelation. A blessing from the Moose God to soothe their anxious souls during deathless time. The Moosenger of Deaths has massive admiration of the humankind ever since. For a while, The Moosenger of Death can finally sit around and relax while eating chocolate mousse when they're not working. Their diligent nature, however, turned their supposed free time munching chocolate into time spent in the heaven kitchen honing chocolate mousse-baking skill. They lack imagination from millennia of monotone act of service, though, and ultimately, each of them all began to make a moose-shaped chocolate mousse. They spent so much effort and time into making the perfect moose mousse, that when their masterpiece was done, they didn't want to eat it.
The heaven kitchen was filled with chocolate moose. The Moosenger of Deaths, loyal to their duties, their God, and their ultimate creation, would not eat any other chocolate without eating their first finished moose mousse, therefore no longer had anything to do and became unhappy again. Finally, The Wise Moose God created a miracle - It breathed life into all finished chocolate moose. The Chocolate Moose was created.
The Chocolate Moose is hippie and sweet, complete complement for the emo, formal Moosenger of Deaths (with minor tweaks in personality to accommodate different individuals - which is not much). It brings life into the times of no death in Moosenger of Death's life of deaths. If the hero or heroine sees the pair together, that would mean no moose is dying in the realm. Intimate acts include a Moosenger of Death eating a chunk of the Chocolate Moose (this will be continued later when Moosenger of Death fix a freshly cooked mousse to the bitten part). A hero or heroine that sees this will instinctively blush and leave the scene after losing a good several health points out of embarrassment even if he or she does not understand what happened.
- Frightening aura of death (might not affect seasoned hero or heroine that routinely died)
- Holy antlers, stronger than any human-made weapon of the hero or heroine
- Can go back and forth within this realm and the next instantly
- Best cook of chocolate mousse
- Will lose health point from extreme professional embarrassment if the hero or heroine say there's chocolate smudge on them (they're on duty, after all, unless the hero or heroine is foolish enough to attack while it is with its Chocolate Moose)
- Might dutifully run directly to the place where a moose is about to die regardless of the hero or heroine still attacking it
- Sometimes trip over long death robe
- Thinks touching other chocolate mousse is cheating, so will panic if got hit with any kind of chocolate