Meanderthals

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Meanderthals
Motto: Never ask for directions
Alignment: humane
Totem Monster: Procrastinator
Leader: GodBuggaroon 
Membership Count: 35
Pantheon of unity Rank: unstable (top 200)
Pantheon of popularity Rank: unstable (top 100 - but once in top 30)
Pantheon of duelery Rank: unstable (top 100)
Pantheon of adventure Rank: 30s
Guild Page: Meanderthals 
Data current as of April 16 2021


'Meanderthals Guild:

GodVille disclaimer : " Alcohol is dangerous for your Health !"

Meanderthals Motto: "C'est la vie, c'est la guerre, c'est la pomme du terre."

Meanderthals Mascot: The Great Spud

About us

One must make his path full of milestones. Make sure you pay your respects at the Temple of Roots, they lost another priest to the great fryer in the sky.


There was apparently a time when potatoes held significance to the members. Current feelings are unknown.


There was a recent plot for Meanderthals to become the biggest bakers in all of Godville. But they were unable to secure finances from a crust fund, and the whole enterprise fell flatbread. None of the investors are sourdough; they've decided to let ryegones be ryegones. Now the guild has to stop loafing around and stand on its scone merits.


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Guild Notes

Please bear with us as our information sources undergo changes. We have our brightest minds working around the sundial to ensure that Meanderthals can be known for the excellence that it is, as we traverse the tomes of yesteryear and update them to reflect relevancy. The most important thing to takeaway from interacting with the Meanderthals, whether it be joining our ranks or simply witnessing our tomfoolery, is to have fun and be yourself. (Because everyone else is already taken!)


For a long time, the Meanderthals would merely hunt and gather and breakdance in their caves, and not much was ever said. Only now, things might be about to change.