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The '''Mace of Amnesia''' lay forgotten for centuries before an adventurous hero delved deep enough into the '''Crypt of Medial Temporal Lobe Damage''' to stumble upon it by accident in a long-forgotten chest.
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The '''Mace of Amnesia''' lay forgotten for centuries before an adventurous heroine delved deep enough into the '''Crypt of Medial Temporal Lobe Damage''' to stumble upon it by accident in a long-forgotten chest.
  
And there it remained for several more centuries, as, with a full inventory, the hero was unable to take it back to town, nor able to remember where he had found it later. Or that he'd found anything at all. Or anything at all.
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And there it remained for several more centuries, as, with a full inventory, the heroine was unable to take it back to town, nor able to remember where she had found it later. Or that she'd found anything at all. Or anything at all.
  
It wasn't until hundreds of years later that another enterprising hero stumbled upon the same chest in the same crypt, falling quite heavily and bumping his head badly on the crypt's ancient, cold, hard, stones. When he awoke he was surprised and delighted to find the '''Mace of Amnesia''' gently resting against a painful bruise on the left side of his head.
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It wasn't until hundreds of years later that another enterprising heroine stumbled upon the same chest in the same crypt, falling quite heavily and bumping her head badly on the crypt's ancient, cold, hard, stones. When she awoke she was surprised and delighted to find the '''Mace of Amnesia''' gently resting against a painful bruise on the left side of her head.
  
To this day we don't know the name (or origin) of that lucky young man, but if we did, we would use it to thank him  for bringing the '''Mace of Amnesia''' back to Godville. Also for beating monsters senseless with it and taking all their items of value from them.
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To this day we don't know the name (or origin) of that lucky young lady, but if we did, we would use it to thank her for bringing the '''Mace of Amnesia''' back to Godville. Also for beating monsters senseless with it and taking all their items of value from them.
  
 
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Revision as of 08:02, 13 August 2018

Equipment of Godville
Mace of amnesia
maceofamnesia.jpeg
Worn 🗡️Weapon
Durability +50
Description Blunt weapon

The Mace of Amnesia lay forgotten for centuries before an adventurous heroine delved deep enough into the Crypt of Medial Temporal Lobe Damage to stumble upon it by accident in a long-forgotten chest.

And there it remained for several more centuries, as, with a full inventory, the heroine was unable to take it back to town, nor able to remember where she had found it later. Or that she'd found anything at all. Or anything at all.

It wasn't until hundreds of years later that another enterprising heroine stumbled upon the same chest in the same crypt, falling quite heavily and bumping her head badly on the crypt's ancient, cold, hard, stones. When she awoke she was surprised and delighted to find the Mace of Amnesia gently resting against a painful bruise on the left side of her head.

To this day we don't know the name (or origin) of that lucky young lady, but if we did, we would use it to thank her for bringing the Mace of Amnesia back to Godville. Also for beating monsters senseless with it and taking all their items of value from them.