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GodLord Rawl , Founder of Lucky God Casino
Lucky God Casino
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Motto: temere forte ludos
Alignment: Darkest
Date Founded: 17th June 2011
Pantheon of unity Rank: 146
Guild Page: Lucky God Casino 
Data current as of 28th June 2011


Welcome to the Lucky God Casino

The First and Only Gambling Hall/Casino in all of Godville! Founded 403 g.e.

Our Majestic Gambling Hall is situated in a most beautiful location, nestled on the bank of the River Stinks just outside of Godville city.

Are you tired of helplessly watching your hero(ine) attempt to complete his/her unheroic acts of stupidity while you, the Awesome God that you are, patiently wait for the coveted godpower required for you to enjoy playing? Have you ever wished that you could let someone else watch your hero(ine) so you could enjoy a randomized game of chance yourself?

Great News! Our motto here is "temere forte ludos", loosely translated as "random games of chance". Here, at the Lucky God Casino, you can check your hero(ine) into our "Hero Daycare Program" and you can enjoy your own random games of chance! That's right, we'll take care of your "little monster" like the child that he/she is so you can enjoy the games in our forum (coming soon).

Lucky God Casino does not participate in the various wars of Godville. We feel that we have enough on our plate, just to care for your hero(ine) and to conduct our forum games. We accept all Gods/Goddesses and their hero(ine)s. We have no rivals and no allys.

If you wish to join us in the casino, simply send the following Voice command to your hero:

Join "Lucky God Casino" Guild

and start your quest for your own random games of chance!


Membership Benefits

Your membership in Lucky God Casino includes many benefits such as:

  • You will have your own permanent room in our Grand Castle (away from the loud gaming areas) which can be decorated to your liking
  • Exclusive use of our "Hero Daycare Program" program, allowing you to enjoy your stay without hearing the constant beckoning from your hero(ine)
  • VIP treatment in our gaming areas, mess halls and gift stores, conveniently located throughout our facility


Hero Daycare Program

We offer knitting classes too

No worries when you enroll your hero(ine) into our state of the art "Hero Daycare Program". We take care of your little brat child as if he/she were our own. We offer so many activities to keep your hero(ine) occupied that you may have to use your godpower to get your little one back to the quest.


While staying at our facility, your hero(ine) will receive the BEST of training available. Your irritating loving kid will love our practice arena, where unlike the true arena, he/she could actually die (easy brought back to life with your Resurrection skill). We offer training in all the usual skills and, due to popular demand, we can help the little one become one of the best at knitting in all of Godville!

Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that your loved one will not die in our practice arena


Also, our "Hero Daycare Program" offers the very best in entertainment for your little one (optional of course). Be sure to notify GodLittle Father  if, in fact, you would like your hero(ine) to actually be entertained.

Optional entertainment for the little heros


In the event that your hero(ine) has a pet for accompaniment, we offer space for them as well! Our staff enjoys working with pets so much that, sometimes, it can be rather difficult to get them back to the their responsibilities of caring for your hero(ine). But don't let that bother you, we do maintain a fully functional dungeon for such occasions! In working with your child's pet, we offer training for the pet as well. We keep one of the most famous, well not really famous, monster trainers on hand to teach your pet such things as CPR and other invaluable skills.


It has been noted that with our extensive training, many Pet Personalities have been changed, although not necessarily for the better.

How do I help Lucky God Casino?

This section was copied from Guild Name with their express written permission[1]. -Thanks "Guild Name"!


Soon all members will be earning and betting these LCG Chips

As a new member to Lucky God Casino, you may wonder what you can do to help the guild. According to Guilds, the best way to help us is to encourage or punish your character in a town when the character is idle (not healing or selling). This will increase the casino's influence in the town and increase the benefits we recieve within the Godville Universe.

Also, if you notice your character trying to join a different guild, you can always cancel it and stay with us. Just send the command "cancel quest" to your hero(ine) until he or she listens.

To increase our visibility, you can also put a reference to *Lucky God Casino* guild in your motto if you want, but please feel free not to as well- Lucky God Casino respects your wishes.

Feel free to add any of our guild members or founders as friends, and we will be happy to answer any questions we can. It also helps to increase guild unity (not Unity) if members befriend other members.

Our Members

The Grand Gaming Hall (opening soon)

Casino Founders and Staff

  • GodLord Rawl  - "Holder of the Vault Key", Founder and Casino Overlord
  • GodLittle Father  - "Godfather of the Casino", Founder and Hero Daycare Manager
  • GodLord Foul  - "Resolver of Disputes", Accounts Manager and Official Chronicler


VIP Players

  • GodSoul Keeper  - VIP - Really, REALLY wants to be in charge of the "Hero Daycare Program"
  • GodDreamscape  - VIP - Not sure whether he's awake or asleep


References

  1. Hey Lord Foul – Good luck in starting a new guild! You are welcome to reference us and copy that section. Guild Name works for the good (or even just the hilarity) of all guilds in the game. signed GodEpoch