List of Quests

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This is a list of all active Quests found by scanning approximately 35K Heroes & Heroines in Godville. This page is software-generated: any modifications made by hand to this page will be lost upon the next run of that software.

All Quests have been linked, so you can tell by the Quest's color if a description exists ( Blue Text ) or not ( Red Text ). You are encouraged to create or embellish those Quest description pages.

The "Cnt" column indicates the number of Heroes conducting that Quest on 2013-08-15.

Quest Type Cnt Quest Type Cnt
- A - <Top>
Accurately predict doomsday 34 Achieve an epic fail epic 130
Acknowledge the elephant in the room 23 Add insult to injury 38
Agree on a dig-free zone with the leader of the mole council 31 Annoy the graveyard keeper until he blows his top off 33
Answer nature's call 54 Apply for a Godville lifetime membership card 39
Apply for a lifetime Godville membership card 1 Apply for a new monster-hunting license 71
Arrange a date between Burger King and Dairy Queen 35 Arrange a date between the Burger King and Dairy Queen 3
Ask the right questions and get the right answers 27 Assassinate an assassin in the act of assassinating another assassin 37
Assassinate the head of the monsters' labor union 8 Attempt sobriety for just one quest 33
Attempt to believe it's not butter 43 Attempt to crash reality 40
Attend a conference on mole-friendly digging techniques 13 Attend a remedial class on questing 38
Attend an Alcoholics Anonymous for Heroes meeting 37 Avenge own death 28
Avoid doing any work 37
- B - <Top>
Band the wing of a random fallen beast 41 Banish the night and call it a day 38
Be in the right place at the right time 41 Be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time 34
Beat a fish in a drinking contest 35 Beat around the bush 35
Beat both the tortoise and the hare in a race 35 Beat the Devil in a fiddling contest 41
Become one with the force 45 Become one with the universe epic 127
Become slightly more awesome 28 Become someone else's imaginary friend 40
Become the umpteenth member of %random_guild% guild 3 Become the umpteenth member of the guild %random_guild% 3903
Bluff all the way through a quest 33 Boldly go and take on a mini-quest mini 3
Boldly go where no one has gone before 57 Boldly go where thousands have gone before 36
Break a sweat and then fix it 35 Break a world record and try to fix it 61
Break off a deal with the devil 37 Break on through to the other side 37
Break out of an infinite loop 37 Break the Fourth Wall 44
Break the monotony of constant questing 37 Break through the firewall 37
Brew a storm in a teacup 35 Bridge the cultural gap 33
Bring a cutting remark to a punfight 46 Bring sexy back once and for all 35
Bring sexy back, once and for all 3 Bring two animals of every kind 3
Build a better mouse trap 37 Build a bridge over troubled water 37
Build a food pyramid 40 Build a gingerbread house for that harmless old lady 46
Build a raft out of toothpicks 31 Build an igloo in the desert 36
Buy a goose that lays golden eggs and mold the eggs into golden bricks 41
- C - <Top>
<CENSORED> 44 Calculate a snowball's chance in hell mini 1
Capture the flag 39 Carve a cow out of a block of butter 25
Catch a falling star and save it for a rainy day 32 Catch a fly with chopsticks 46
Catch a tiger by the tail 48 Catch the worm before the early bird 65
Challenge Death to a chess game 2 Challenge Death to a game of chess 41
Challenge Medusa to a staring contest 49 Change a leopard's spots 47
Change the world, then change it back epic 271 Chase that funny burning ball in the sky 40
Check if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine 5 Check if every rose has a thorn 51
Chlorinate the fountain of youth 30 Chop some sticks with chopsticks 44
Clean the window of opportunity 27 Clean up the mess made during the previous quest 46
Clear the skeletons from the closet 10 Clear the skeletons out of the closet 39
Climb every mountain and cross every stream epic 133 Climb the social ladder to get god's beard epic 129
Climb the tallest beanstalk to have a bird's eye view of Godville epic 30 Climb the tallest beanstalk to have a bird's-eye view of Godville epic 93
Climb to the top of a family tree 33 Collect 5 items for a random villager who is too lazy to do it himself 30
Collect monster head trophies for the temple 5 Collect signatures to ban petitioning 48
Collect some oysters to make pearl jam 44 Collect some pegasus feathers for a pillow 39
Collect two animals of every kind epic 158 Come up with a better catch phrase 31
Compare apples to oranges 44 Compile a list of quests that other heroes are doing 31
Complete a fool's errand 40 Complete the mother of all quests epic 50
Complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level 34 Complete the previous quest backwards and in high heels 28
Confess love to a snowgirl 9 Confess love to a snowman 1
Convert 360 liters of oxygen into carbon dioxide 40 Convert 360 litres of oxygen into carbon dioxide 1
Convince a frog that it used to be a prince 29 Convince a genie to switch to energy-saving lamps 30
Convince another hero to do the quest for me 50 Convince another hero to do the quest for you 4
Convince the Heroes Union to launch a preemptive strike 25 Convince the lemming not to jump 1
Convince the lemmings not to jump 43 Convince the suicidal lemming not to jump 29
Cook up a recipe for disaster 37 Count all the coins in a wishing well 33
Count all the coins in the wishing well 6 Count the Lernaean Hydra's heads 48
Count the chickens before they hatch 40 Count the grains of sand in an hourglass 46
Count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir 33 Count the stars in the sky 40
Create a level playing field 23 Create holy water by boiling the hell out of it 31
Create the next best thing since sliced bread 52 Cross all the hot buns 55
Cross the river and burn the bridge 43 Crush twenty anthills 42
Cry a river and sail to the ocean epic 166 Cry a river, build a bridge and get over it epic 124
Cry over spilled milk 6 Cry over spilt milk 31
Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring 36
- D - <Top>
Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight 51 Debug an abacus 38
Decide if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about 1 Defeat a goldfish in a staring competition 42
Defile the Augean stables 44 Deliver a message in a bottle 35
Deliver some crisps to the IT-Shaman 56 Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves 34
Deliver the elixir of youth to the maternity ward 33 Deliver the emperor's new clothes 46
Deliver this cookie 44 Demand a refund for a broken heart mini 2
Desert some dessert in the desert 26 Determine exactly who's on first 54
Determine the longest distance between point A and point B mini 6 Determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow 45
Deviate from the norm 26 Devise a plan to gain an upper hand 1
Devise a plan to gain the upper hand 37 Die another day mini 2
Dig a tunnel to the other side of the world 41 Dip a cookie in the milky way 4
Discover Victoria's secret 50 Discover a way to get rid of cooties 37
Discover something that's easier done than said 40 Discover the atomic number of the element of surprise 31
Discover the exact function of a rubber duck 25 Discover the secret ingredient 25
Discover the sound of one hand clapping 52 Discover what actually killed the cat 39
Discover what the gods are doing when they aren't paying attention to us epic 142 Discover where the wild things are 32
Discover which witch is which 40 Discover who framed Roger Rabbit 38
Discover who sits at the head of the Round Table 36 Do an honest day's work for an honest day's pay 45
Do nothing until my next quest 2 Do nothing until next quest 1
Do nothing until the next quest 29 Don't complete this quest 1
Dot all the i's and cross all the t's 41 Drag and drop a golden ring into the volcano 45
Dream a dream within a dream 40 Drive a herd of cats from Dogville to Godville 21
Dunk a cookie in the milky way 21
- E - <Top>
Earn a Darwin award 45 Eat a dog's homework 36
Educate the village idiot 43 Empty a lake with a spoon 50
Establish an alibi just in case 35 Establish how many fish there are left in the sea 33
Exchange an eye for an eye 45 Experience a plot twist 32
Experience a plot-twist 8 Explore a spooky castle standing on a cliff 44
Extend pet registration vet 850
- F - <Top>
Fall off the edge of insanity and climb back up 39 Fear nothing but fear itself, and clowns mini 5
Feed and bathe a Mogwai after midnight 2 Feed and bathe a gremlin after midnight 41
Ferry a goat, a wolf, and a head of lettuce across the river 42 Fetch a bucket full of mercury for the local alchemist 48
Fetch a pail of water for Jack and Jill 31 Fetch a pail of water from the nearest mirage 44
Fight fire with fire without getting burned 34 Fight my way out of a wet paper bag 2
Fight the way out of a wet paper bag 9 Figure out how time flies 34
Figure out what the heck is going on 91 Figure out which one of these things is not like the other 29
Figure out why the person in the mirror is such a copycat 45 Fill in a black hole 30
Fill the Den of Evil with monsters 33 Fill the quest progress bar 1
Fill this quest's progress bar 54 Finalize the Fantasy 38
Find 100 random objects hidden throughout Godville 49 Find 13 remedies for triskaidekaphobia 34
Find Candy Mountain 46 Find Happiness and ask her to drop by more often 42
Find a better megaphone for my deity 10 Find a black cat in a dark room 50
Find a burning bush and talk to it 51 Find a cause worth fighting for 30
Find a clean public restroom 28 Find a complex solution to a simple problem 35
Find a crew small enough to sail a Ship-in-a-Bottle 1 Find a crew small enough to sail a ship-in-a-bottle 33
Find a dead end and revive it 27 Find a deaf man who's heard about a blind man seeing a legless man walk 34
Find a dozen fresh rooster eggs 40 Find a gate to a perpendicular universe 3
Find a gateway to a perpendicular universe 43 Find a ghost in the shell and perform a rite of exorcism 53
Find a guildmaster and beg him to enroll me into the %random_guild% guild 5 Find a horse to trade for a kingdom 29
Find a level boss and defeat it mini 4 Find a lost cause and offer directions 26
Find a lost soul and return it to its owner 30 Find a monk in the mountains and ask him for a 'lotus pose' guidebook 43
Find a more mole-friendly way to dig 25 Find a mountain of numbers and sum it 28
Find a mystical wardrobe which leads to a magic kingdom 33 Find a person who weighs the same as a duck 52
Find a pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow 49 Find a quest that doesn't involve work 27
Find a sheep in wolf's clothing 41 Find a snow angel with no footprints around it 22
Find a spider that can spin a web of lies 36 Find a square peg that fits into a round hole 46
Find a synonym for synonym 2 Find a synonym for the word “synonym” 37
Find a waterfall and look behind it for hidden treasure 39 Find a way to divide by zero 49
Find a way to put the toothpaste back into the tube 54 Find a word that rhymes with purple 42
Find algebra's X and don't ask Y 35 Find an immovable object and attack it with an unstoppable force 1
Find and hypnotize the hypnotoad 37 Find and then tip the balance of power 28
Find half-full and half-empty glasses 32 Find hay in a needle stack 41
Find more pages for the diary 38 Find my lost marbles 12
Find out exactly who let the dogs out 37 Find out for whom the bell tolls 40
Find out how a raven is like a writing desk 52 Find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes 46
Find out how far the apple falls from the tree 34 Find out how many drops of water fit into the ocean 27
Find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb 45 Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lollipop 44
Find out how many milestones there are 41 Find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked 38
Find out how many quests there are 29 Find out how many roads a man must walk down before he admits he is lost 34
Find out how many wrongs it takes to make a right 34 Find out how much horsepower a pony has 25
Find out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck 41 Find out how to appeal a notarized death certificate 32
Find out how to keep a fool occupied for a few hours 51 Find out how to turn a golden brick into a pint of beer 50
Find out if a man really is what he eats 2 Find out if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine 40
Find out if chocolate milk comes from brown cows 29 Find out if one really is what one eats 29
Find out if rubber trees bounce 40 Find out if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about 41
Find out if the moon is made of cheese 55 Find out if the sky is falling 30
Find out if the truth is really out there 1 Find out if the truth really is out there 29
Find out the real date of the end of the world 34 Find out what Tooth Fairy is doing with all those teeth 2
Find out what a vacation is and take it by force, if necessary 20 Find out what goes on behind closed doors 31
Find out what happens after all is said and done epic 159 Find out what happens behind closed doors 38
Find out what the Tooth Fairy is doing with all those teeth 42 Find out what the birds and bees actually get up to 2
Find out what the birds and bees are actually up to 42 Find out what the speed of dark is 41
Find out what victory tastes like 34 Find out what's beyond bed and bath 40
Find out what's not fair in love and war 39 Find out where all the old diary entries go 55
Find out where heroes come from 42 Find out where the grass is greener 42
Find out where the little birdie gets all its information 23 Find out where the little birdie gets all its information from 10
Find out where the sun doesn't shine 44 Find out who comes up with the quests 5
Find out who comes up with these silly quests 30 Find out who, what, when, where, why, and how mini 3
Find out why a raven is like a writing desk 1 Find out why lost things are always in the last place you look 25
Find out why nostalgia isn't what it used to be 17 Find out why they removed the word 'gullible' from the dictionary 28
Find out why this quest feels like déjà vu 21 Find out why tomorrow never comes 31
Find some food for thought 47 Find some midnight oil and burn it 27
Find someone to agree to disagree with 44 Find someone who knows the muffin man 40
Find something better to do 39 Find something that duct tape won't fix 55
Find the “you are here“ sign in Godville 28 Find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything epic 144
Find the Bee's knees and give them back 2 Find the Candy Mountain 1
Find the Fountain of Middle Age 37 Find the Lost and Found box and return it to the mayor 40
Find the Porpoise of Life and offer it some fish 32 Find the Sphinx's nose 39
Find the WMD in the neighboring kingdom 5 Find the WMDs in the neighboring kingdom 23
Find the bee's knees and give them back 45 Find the beginning of a circle 38
Find the best thing before sliced bread 2 Find the best thing since sliced bread 59
Find the corner in the round room 34 Find the difference between pie and pi 34
Find the essence of laughter 44 Find the exception to every rule epic 126
Find the forest through all the trees 29 Find the highway to hell 52
Find the hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle 34 Find the itch that can't be scratched 24
Find the itch that you can't scratch 7 Find the land of milk and honey 33
Find the last digit of pi 48 Find the map to the long lost city of long lost maps 33
Find the middle of nowhere 36 Find the missing piece of the puzzle 45
Find the most evil monster 3 Find the oldest trick in the book and use it 41
Find the page not found 35 Find the perfect grain of sand 44
Find the perimeter of the Koch Snowflake 32 Find the point of no return and go past it 41
Find the price of a priceless moment 54 Find the proof in the pudding 35
Find the questgiver and ask for another quest 39 Find the square-root of an apple pie 52
Find the straw that broke the camel's back 50 Find the strongest link in the chain and break it 30
Find the stuff dreams are made of 39 Find the treasure of Big Whoop epic 141
Find the troll under the bridge and pay the toll 49 Find the true meaning of Christmas 34
Find the volcano that all lava lamps come from 32 Find the way out of a wet paper bag 41
Find the wit's end 39 Find two identical snowflakes 13
Find where lightning strikes twice 36 Find x 45
Findout whats not fair in love and war 1 Finish a thousand-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky epic 125
Finish an everlasting gobstopper 44 Finish last place in a backwards marathon 42
Finish one of those annoying slider puzzles 34 Finish unfinished business 51
Fish for a red herring mini 2 Fit Cerberus with flea collars 33
Fit a big ship into a tiny bottle 36 Fix a dead pixel in the sky 52
Fix the hole in the ozone layer by using duct tape 50 Fix the hole in the ozone layer using duct tape 4
Flatten the learning curve 32 Flirt with danger while cheating on death 23
Flirt with disaster mini 3 Flog a dead horse 31
Fold 1000 origami cranes 30 Follow by example 42
Follow the golden brick road and ask the wizard for some brains 41 Follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night 41
Follow the train of thought 44 Force some battle trolls to accept a peace offering 42
Fulfill a self-fulfilling prophecy 42
- G - <Top>
Gain a new perspective 39 Gather a search party to find a hero lost in thought 38
Gather a search party to help a hero who is lost in thought 4 Gather enough monkeys in a room to reproduce the works of Shakespeare 65
Get %petname% to a vet for a medical check-up vet 7 Get Jack out of the Box 1
Get Jack out of the box 39 Get a jackhammer and remove a sword from a stone 33
Get a picture of an invisible man 35 Get a water sample from the river Styx 29
Get a you-know-what for you-know-who 43 Get acquainted with Charon the ferryman 44
Get the band back together 69 Get the best of both worlds 40
Get the gold at the end of the rainbow 2 Get the keys to the city and lock it 50
Get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 4 Get the snakes off the plane 42
Get to the end of the Endless Maze 47 Give Medusa a cut and blow dry 30
Give up drinking 31 Go back to the drawing board 42
Go back to the future 30 Go back to the last savepoint 39
Go on a guilt trip 43 Go on a wild goose chase 44
Go the extra mile 43 Go there, do that, get the t-shirt mini 2
Go to the end of the Endless Maze 2 Go where the wind never blows 48
Grant political asylum to the dethroned king from the neighbor country 1 Grant political asylum to the dethroned king of a neighboring country 42
Grow a spine 40 Grow and harvest a money tree 32
Guide a suicidal, easily-killed villager to safety 44 Gyre and gimble in the wabe 37
- H - <Top>
Hang out for a while in the Hanging Gardens 44 Have a heated argument with a snowman 3
Help Little Bo Peep find her sheep 21 Help a Lao Tzu fan find Tao 1
Help a Lao Tzu fan find the Tao 53 Help a pig rebuild its straw house 37
Help a rolling stone gather moss 32 Help an angel earn its wings mini 2
Help little bo peep find her sheep 5 Help the keymaster meet the gatekeeper 36
Help the three little kittens find their mittens 26 Hide a grail and see if someone finds it 13
Hide in plain sight 25 Hitchhike to the other side of the galaxy 41
Hold my breath until the next quest 6 Host a divine intervention 27
- I - <Top>
Identify a flying object 39 Ignore sight, sound and smell, and navigate solely by taste 33
Imagine a world with no hypothetical questions 29 Improve efficiency by streamlining the questing process 49
Increase the Quest total by one 4 Increase the quest total by one 33
Inflate all the bubbles in a roll of bubble wrap 37 Inform living dead that a zombie apocalypse has been postponed for one year 5
Insert tab A into slot B mini 2 Invent a perpetual brake for a perpetual motion machine 38
Iron out the wrinkles in time 33
- J - <Top>
Jingle the bells all the way 3 Join a society so secret that even they don't know they exist 28
Join the dark side and steal their cookies 12 Journey there and back again epic 127
- K - <Top>
Keep 'em on their toes 35 Kill a dragon barehanded 39
Kill all humans 7 Kill ten boars 57
Kill two birds with one stone 38 Kill two stones with one bird 1
Knock at Baldur's Gate and run away 45 Knock on Death's door and run away 42
- L - <Top>
Laugh in the face of danger mini 1 Laugh in the face of danger until it cries 40
Lay the foundations for an unfounded accusation 39 Lead a horse to water and make it drink 33
Lead imaginary friends to an imaginary castle 51 Learn how to bite my elbow 6
Learn how to spin straw into gold bricks 33 Learn humility and then brag about it 51
Learn some magic from the wizards of the coast 43 Learn something old, forget something new 31
Learn the true meaning of “irony” 39 Learn to delay the inevitable 33
Learn to distinguish the small monsters from those that are far away 38 Learn to dodge a lightning bolt 3
Learn to dodge lightning bolts 40 Learn to draw a perfect circle 47
Learn to eat only one potato chip 34 Learn to fly superhero style, fist-first 47
Learn to pat the head while rubbing the stomach 46 Learn to read between the lines 53
Learn to ride a horse without training wheels 34 Learn to snap a picture using photographic memory 32
Learn to spell 'live evil' backwards 33 Learn to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon 33
Learn to walk in a straight line 48 Learn to win friends and influence people 46
Leave no stone unturned 34 Leave the heroics to the experts 34
Leave this quest incomplete 41 Let the cat out of the bag 41
Level Godville's playing field 37 Limbo under the bar of common sense 28
Live to tell about it mini 1 Live today as if there was no tomorrow 9
Live today as if there were no tomorrow 42 Locate a fallen star to make a wish upon 36
Locate and touch the G-man 34 Look a gift horse in the mouth 3
Look at the stars and connect all the dots 48 Look for a new quest 67
Look for hay in a needle stack 32 Look for love in all the wrong places mini 2
Look for the New Sound 1 Loosen up some tied ends 39
Lower the bar 37
- M - <Top>
Make a long story short 31 Make a mountain out of a molehill 41
Make an appointment at a local cloister to learn how to access the astral plane 42 Make an omelette without breaking any eggs 39
Make another one bite the dust 37 Make crop circles on nearby farmland 38
Make ends meet 48 Make lemonade with life's lemons 28
Make some steaks out of cannibal cows 57 Make something out of nothing 50
Make sure all their base are belong to us 16 Make the possible impossible 29
Make the world a better place epic 62 Make uninformed decisions about misunderstood things 26
Make uninformed decisions about things you don't understand 3 Map the dark side of the moon 43
Master the art of sneezing with eyes wide open 38 Master the art of sneezing with my eyes open 5
Master the mysteriously powerful 'wax on wax off' technique 6 Master the mysteriously powerful 'wax on, wax off' technique 41
Measure the depth of a bottomless pit 32 Measure the depth of the bottomless pit 10
Measure the distance between each milestone 34 Measure the distance from here to there 50
Meet an immovable object with an unstoppable force 41 Moon a werewolf mini 1
Moonwalk through the valley of the shadow of death 34 Mow the surrounding lawn 47
- N - <Top>
Negotiate a lower crossing fee with the troll under the bridge 35 Not complete this quest 1
- O - <Top>
Observe the way a cookie crumbles 45 Obtain unobtainium 31
Obtain unobtanium 16 Orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a random guild's headquarters 15
Orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a rival guild's headquarters 15 Organize an interspecies chess tournament 38
Outrun own shadow 1 Outrun that persistent shadow 41
- P - <Top>
Pack a lifetime of excitement into a single day epic 95 Paint a mile of the road green 44
Paint the grass on this side greener than the other side 28 Paint the roses red 1
Paint the sky with stars 47 Paint the town red 49
Paint the white roses red 36 Part the sea of red tape 33
Pass a Turing test 37 Pass the test of time epic 172
Pass the tutorial level 46 Perfect the recipe for disaster 30
Perform acupuncture on a voodoo doll 68 Perform an inventory check along the Chosen Ones' migration route 49
Perform stand-up comedy for a pack of hyenas 72 Perform standup comedy to a pack of hyenas 3
Pick an ice fleck from the top of Sky Peak 38 Pin the tail on the donkey 45
Place yardpebbles between the milestones epic 124 Plan something spontaneous 38
Plant a tree for every monster killed 29 Plant evidence in the monster's garden 40
Plant some shrubs to ward off the undead 43 Plant something good and eternal 45
Play the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 46 Play the worlds saddest song on the worlds smallest violin 1
Play with the mice while the cat is away 37 Please all of the people all of the time epic 46
Pluck a golden hair from the Devil's back and stay alive 33 Poke Achilles' heel with a finger 43
Poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away 35 Practice dentistry on a gift horse 42
Practice what no one preaches 27 Preach to the choir 36
Prepare for the unexpected 37 Protect the village from its mayor 40
Prove that bad things come in threes 34 Prove that for every quest there is an equal and opposite request 24
Prove that lightning can strike the same place many times 35 Prove that the other heroes' gods don't exist 30
Prove that the world is flat 42 Prove the critics wrong 30
Provide the princess with a good night's sleep 39 Pull a hat out of a rabbit 46
Push the envelope at the local post office 32 Push the envelope to the local post office 4
Put a black hole into the middle of a donut 25 Put all the eggs in one basket 34
Put an end to the Never-Ending Story 46 Put one foot in front of the other 41
Put signposts on the road to nowhere 43 Put the alphabet in numerical order 29
Put the cat back into the bag 44 Put the laughter back in slaughter 29
Put the sign '100 miles to Godville' in the proper place 3 Put the sign '100 milestones to Godville' in the proper place 35
Put the sword back into the stone 32 Put the undead to rest in the graveyard of the Chosen Ones 39
- R - <Top>
Raise a family of dust bunnies 49 Re-invent the wheel 1
Reach for the stars and retrieve one 1 Reach for the stars and take one 35
Reach the light at the end of the tunnel 38 Reach the middle of nowhere 9
Reach the pinnacle of human achievement 35 Reach the unreachable 44
Reap and sow some wild oats 29 Refuse to master reverse psychology 72
Rehearse a speech for world domination 50 Reinvent the wheel 37
Reject reality and replace it with my own 1 Reject reality and substitute it with my own 1
Reject reality and substitute with your own 1 Release the flaming snowman from a snowglobe prison 3
Remember the location of the Forgotten Tower 40 Remember to learn to forget 39
Remember what happened last night 24 Reminisce about the good ol' days 26
Repaint the firewall 43 Repair a broken dream 39
Repair that stupid water chip 31 Repair the crack of dawn 28
Replace Adam's apple with a pear 38 Replace this quest with a different one 35
Replenish the collection of bowling balls 48 Request a re-quest of this quest 30
Rescue an agoraphobic dwarf from the wilderness 45 Rescue the agoraphobic dwarf from the wilderness 2
Rescue the camel from the last straw 25 Rescue the dragon from the princess 31
Rescue the dust bunnies caught in the lint trap 39 Restock the dungeon for the next hero 34
Return an overdue library book 47 Return junk mail to sender 19
Return junk mail to the sender 24 Revive the Dead Sea epic 127
Rewrite the diary in invisible ink 46 Ride a camel through the eye of a needle 54
Ring the bell curve 32 Rip out a feather from a bald eagle's tail 44
Roll a rock up a hill 40 Roll the snowman back to the North Pole before he becomes extinct 4
Rub someone the wrong way 55 Ruffle some feathers 39
- S - <Top>
Sack the town but provide a generous severance package 29 Sacrifice tradition on the altar of progress 31
Save Schrödinger's Cat, shoved by Maxwell's Demon into a Helmholtz resonator 39 Save some time in a bottle 35
Save the world in the nearby village 39 Save up enough to pay attention 44
Saw a leg off the periodic table 39 Say the alphabet backwards while walking in a straight line 37
Scale the Cliffs of Insanity 1 Scare a scarecrow 46
Sculpt a figure of speech 34 Search for a polar bear in a snowstorm 3
See a falling star and make a wish 35 See if the pen really is mightier than the sword 44
Seize a day and hold it for ransom 1 Seize the day and hold it for ransom 38
Seize the day and let it go 32 Sell sand to some desert nomads 59
Sell seashells by the seashore 50 Sell ten donut holes on the black market 37
Send a young hero on a pointless quest 13 Send in the clowns mini 1
Separate the red beans from the green beans 51 Serve hot dogs at a vegan event mini 2
Set a liar's pants on fire 30 Set a new standard in standard-setting 42
Set up a chain mail account 43 Set up a zombie apocalypse 4
Settle old scores in new ways 33 Settle the argument over whether it's duck season or rabbit season 35
Sew a stitch in time 35 Sing all of “99 bottles of beer on the wall!” 42
Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries 23 Skate on thin ice 44
Slam a revolving door 35 Slam the revolving door 6
Smooth out the wrinkles in time 35 Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory 40
Sneakily follow that other hero on his quest, making sure he doesn't screw around 3 Sneakily follow that other hero on his quest, to make sure he doesn't screw around 25
Solve a catch-22 in 21 easy steps 32 Solve the Sphinx's Riddle 39
Spackle over a crack in the space-time continuum 36 Spend a night in a haunted house 35
Spread blasphemies about all false gods 45 Sprinkle some medical plants into the Aborigine's calumet 1
Sprinkle some medicinal plants into the aboriginal peace pipe 34 Squeeze some blood from a stone 38
Stare at the monitor 1 Start a contagious yawn that affects everyone 32
Start a fashion revolution 42 Start a fight in the war room 40
Start a magic-beans-for-livestock exchange program 33 Start at the end and work back to the beginning 20
Start at the end and work the way back to the beginning 17 Start my own fan club 29
Start the %new_guild% guild in Godville 10 Starve a cold and feed a fever 33
Stay alive for one entire quest 33 Steal an impostor's identity 28
Steal someone's thunder 43 Steal the silver lining from a dark cloud 30
Steal the silver lining off a dark cloud 3 Step on every crack in the road between Godville and Deville 38
Stop a child from becoming an atheist 24 Stop the fat lady from singing 38
Stop the song that never ends 33 Store some time in a bottle 1
Strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force 40 Subvert the standard paradigms of the fantasy genre 48
Succeed where all others have failed epic 140 Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and blowing raspberries 32
Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and sticking out your tongue 1 Supervise the annual guild spring cleaning 27
Survive the zombie apocalypse 23 Sweep the desert 46
Swim in mainstream society 50 Swim through a pool of sorrow and catch some waves of joy 17
- T - <Top>
Take a bite out of every piece of fruit in the Garden of Eden 48 Take a break from questing and relax 33
Take a hike 42 Take a long walk off a short pier 38
Take a lost kitten to the Temple of Bast 39 Take a meteor shower 34
Take a swim in the Sea of Tranquility 34 Take a time-out and sit in the corner 31
Take a trip down memory lane 36 Take a walk on the wild side 41
Take an anger mismanagement class 35 Take an underwater basket weaving class 34
Take back the night and get a refund 32 Take candy from a baby 46
Take care of a Godville Administrator's egg until it hatches 34 Take down the head of the monsters' labor union 37
Take early retirement and keep questing as a hobby 44 Take early retirement, but keep questing as a hobby 28
Take holy orders 82 Take one for the team 46
Take part in the search for the Holy Packet 40 Take something from one guy and bring it to another guy for a reward 38
Take the Rosetta stone to the Tower of Babel 41 Take the bull by the horns mini 4
Take the day off 27 Take the little piggy all the way home 37
Take the moral high ground, by force if necessary 33 Take time off for good behavior 10
Take two aspirin and quest again in the morning 100 Talk the hind legs off a donkey 37
Talk to locals to figure out what to do next 3 Talk to the locals to figure out what to do next 29
Teach Latin to pigs 3 Teach a mime the official sign language of Godville 43
Teach a phoenix to play with fire 53 Teach a pig to fly 41
Teach an elephant to forget 43 Teach an elephant to forget things 2
Teach an old dog new tricks 45 Teach chickens to use crosswalks 43
Teach pigs Latin 1 Teach some pigs Latin 38
Teach the insomniac sheep to count jumping humans 40 Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony 32
Teach these monsters some manners 31 Tell the plumber that his princess is in another castle 50
Tempt fate with milk and cookies 40 Tempt fate, with milk and cookies 4
Test the limits of an 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet 6 Test the limits of an 'all-you-can-eat' buffet 27
Thin the weak animals out of the herd 33 Think of a witty quest idea 36
Tickle a dragon until it cries “uncle” 31 Tickle a dragon until it cries uncle 1
Tie up the loose ends in string theory 10 Tie up the loose ends in the string theory 35
Tip every cow in the village fields 43 Train a cow to jump over the moon 30
Train a crouching tiger to find the hidden dragon 54 Train a guide dog for the color blind 27
Train the quick brown fox to jump over lazy dogs 42 Trap a mime in an invisible box 50
Travel back in time to prevent myself from starting this quest 50 Travel east till get in the west epic 1
Travel east until ending up in the west epic 44 Travel east until it turns into the west epic 97
Travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off of it 38 Travel to the field of dreams and wake everyone up 31
Travel up a creek without a paddle 39 Tread water in a frozen lake 30
Tread water on a frozen lake 1 Triple-cross a double-crosser 29
Try every trick in the book epic 141 Try to cash a reality check 46
Try to fail and succeed 38 Try to look busy 46
Try to shake the feeling of being watched 31 Turn over a new leaf 10
- U - <Top>
Unify quantum mechanics with relativity 32 Unlearn what has been learned epic 150
Unscramble an egg 12 Unsolve a generic mystery 35
Use the means to justify the end 33
- V - <Top>
Venture into a black hole and turn on the light 44 Visit enough signs to learn sign language 51
- W - <Top>
Wait for the cows to come home 32 Wake someone who sleeps with the fishes mini 2
Wake the dead with breakfast in bed 38 Walk halfway around the world, then give up and head back 38
Walk halfway round the world, then give up and head back 5 Walk the entire length of the information highway 29
Walk through a Boolean gate 33 Walk to Godville University and back, uphill both ways 30
Warm all Godville's benches epic 22 Warm all of Godville's benches epic 116
Waste time productively 46 Watch a cup of water evaporate 41
Watch the grass grow 39 Watch this quest complete itself 54
Win a dwarven drinking contest 30 Win a freestyle canoe dancing competition 78
Win a game of croquet against the queen of hearts 43 Win a game of hide and seek against the invisible man 40
Win a staring contest against a statue 40 Win a staring contest with a statue 3
Win second place in a beauty contest 34 Win second prize in a beauty contest 1
Write a holy book 33 Write a summary of the dictionary 52