| Quest |
Type
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| A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W
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| - A -
|
<Top>
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| Accurately predict doomsday |
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| Achieve an epic fail |
epic
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| Acknowledge the elephant in the room |
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| Add insult to injury |
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| Agree on a dig-free zone with the leader of the mole council |
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| Annoy the graveyard keeper until he blows his top off |
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| Answer nature's call |
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| Apply for a Godville lifetime membership card |
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| Apply for a lifetime Godville membership card |
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| Apply for a new monster-hunting license |
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| Arrange a date between Burger King and Dairy Queen |
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| Arrange a date between the Burger King and Dairy Queen |
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| Ask the right questions and get the right answers |
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| Assassinate an assassin in the act of assassinating another assassin |
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| Assassinate the head of the monsters' labor union |
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| Atone for future mistakes |
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| Attempt sobriety for just one quest |
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| Attempt to believe it's not butter |
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| Attempt to crash reality |
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| Attend a conference on mole-friendly digging techniques |
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| Attend a remedial class on questing |
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| Attend an alcoholic heroes anonymous meeting |
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| Avenge own death |
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| Avoid doing any work |
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| - B -
|
<Top>
|
| Band the wing of a random fallen beast |
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| Banish the night and call it a day |
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| Be in the right place at the right time |
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| Be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time |
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| Beat a fish in a drinking contest |
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| Beat around the bush |
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| Beat both the tortoise and the hare in a race |
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| Beat the Devil in a fiddling contest |
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| Become one with the force |
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| Become one with the universe |
epic
|
| Become slightly more awesome |
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| Become someone else's imaginary friend |
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| Become the i-th member of an imaginary guild |
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| Become the umpteenth member of %random_guild% guild |
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| Become the umpteenth member of the guild %random_guild% |
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| Bluff all the way through a quest |
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| Boldly go and take on a mini-quest |
mini
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| Boldly go where no one has gone before |
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| Boldly go where thousands have gone before |
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| Break a sweat and then fix it |
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| Break a world record and try to fix it |
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| Break off a deal with the devil |
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| Break on through to the other side |
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| Break out of an infinite loop |
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| Break the Fourth Wall |
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| Break the monotony of constant questing |
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| Break the record for most records broken |
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| Break through the firewall |
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| Brew a storm in a teacup |
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| Bridge the cultural gap |
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| Bring a cutting remark to a punfight |
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| Bring a literary thief to poetic justice |
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| Bring balance to the force |
epic
|
| Bring sexy back once and for all |
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| Bring sexy back, once and for all |
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| Bring two animals of every kind |
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| Build a better mouse trap |
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| Build a bridge over troubled water |
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| Build a food pyramid |
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| Build a gingerbread house for that harmless old lady |
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| Build a raft out of toothpicks |
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| Build an igloo in the desert |
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| Buy a goose that lays golden eggs and mold the eggs into golden bricks |
|
| - C -
|
<Top>
|
| <CENSORED> |
|
| Calculate a snowball's chance in hell |
mini
|
| Capture the flag |
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| Carve a cow out of a block of butter |
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| Cash in some street cred |
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| Catch a falling star and save it for a rainy day |
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| Catch a fly with chopsticks |
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| Catch a tiger by the tail |
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| Catch the worm before the early bird |
|
| Challenge Death to a chess game |
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| Challenge Death to a game of chess |
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| Challenge Medusa to a staring contest |
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| Change a leopard's spots |
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| Change the world, then change it back |
epic
|
| Chase that funny burning ball in the sky |
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| Check if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine |
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| Check if every rose has a thorn |
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| Chlorinate the fountain of youth |
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| Chop some sticks with chopsticks |
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| Clean the window of opportunity |
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| Clean up the mess made during the previous quest |
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| Clear the skeletons from the closet |
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| Clear the skeletons out of the closet |
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| Climb every mountain and cross every stream |
epic
|
| Climb the social ladder to get god's beard |
epic
|
| Climb the tallest beanstalk to have a bird's eye view of Godville |
epic
|
| Climb the widest mountain and sail the highest sea |
epic
|
| Climb to the top of a family tree |
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| Collect 5 items for a random villager who is too lazy to do it himself |
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| Collect monster head trophies for the temple |
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| Collect signatures to ban petitioning |
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| Collect some oysters to make pearl jam |
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| Collect some pegasus feathers for a pillow |
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| Collect two animals of every kind |
epic
|
| Come up with a better catch phrase |
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| Compare apples to oranges |
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| Compile a list of quests that other heroes are doing |
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| Complete a fool's errand |
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| Complete the mother of all quests |
epic
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| Complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level |
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| Complete the previous quest backwards and in high heels |
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| Confess love to a snowgirl |
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| Confess love to a snowman |
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| Convert 360 liters of oxygen into carbon dioxide |
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| Convert 360 litres of oxygen into carbon dioxide |
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| Convince a frog that it used to be a prince |
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| Convince a genie to switch to energy-saving lamps |
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| Convince another hero to do the quest for me |
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| Convince another hero to do the quest for you |
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| Convince the Heroes Union to launch a preemptive strike |
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| Convince the lemming not to jump |
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| Convince the lemmings not to jump |
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| Convince the suicidal lemming not to jump |
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| Cook up a recipe for disaster |
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| Correct an off-by-one error in the quest counter |
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| Count all the coins in a wishing well |
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| Count how many steps it takes to wear out a pair of shoes |
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| Count the Lernaean Hydra's heads |
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| Count the chickens before they hatch |
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| Count the grains of sand in an hourglass |
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| Count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir |
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| Count the stars in the sky |
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| Create a level playing field |
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| Create holy water by boiling the hell out of it |
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| Create the next best thing since sliced bread |
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| Cross all the hot buns |
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| Cross the river and burn the bridge |
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| Crush twenty anthills |
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| Cry a river and sail to the ocean |
epic
|
| Cry a river, build a bridge and get over it |
epic
|
| Cry over spilled milk |
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| Cry over spilt milk |
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| Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring |
|
| - D -
|
<Top>
|
| Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight |
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| Debug an abacus |
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| Decide if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about |
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| Defeat a goldfish in a staring competition |
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| Defile the Augean stables |
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| Deliver a message in a bottle |
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| Deliver some crisps to the IT-Shaman |
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| Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves |
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| Deliver the elixir of youth to the maternity ward |
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| Deliver the emperor's new clothes |
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| Deliver this cookie |
|
| Demand a refund for a broken heart |
mini
|
| Desert some dessert in the desert |
|
| Determine exactly who's on first |
|
| Determine the longest distance between point A and point B |
mini
|
| Determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow |
|
| Deviate from the norm |
|
| Devise a plan to gain an upper hand |
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| Devise a plan to gain the upper hand |
|
| Die another day |
mini
|
| Dig a tunnel to the other side of the world |
|
| Dip a cookie in the milky way |
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| Discover Victoria's secret |
|
| Discover a way to get rid of cooties |
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| Discover something that's easier done than said |
|
| Discover the atomic number of the element of surprise |
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| Discover the exact function of a rubber duck |
|
| Discover the secret ingredient |
|
| Discover the sound of one hand clapping |
|
| Discover what actually killed the cat |
|
| Discover what the gods are doing when they aren't paying attention to us |
epic
|
| Discover where the wild things are |
|
| Discover which witch is which |
|
| Discover who framed Roger Rabbit |
|
| Discover who sits at the head of the Round Table |
|
| Do an honest day's work for an honest day's pay |
|
| Do nothing until my next quest |
|
| Do nothing until next quest |
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| Do nothing until the next quest |
|
| Document a series of unfortunate events
|
| Don't complete this quest |
|
| Dot all the i's and cross all the t's |
|
| Drag and drop a golden ring into the volcano |
|
| Dream a dream within a dream |
|
| Drive a herd of cats from Dogville to Godville |
|
| Dunk a cookie in the milky way |
|
| - E -
|
<Top>
|
| Earn a Darwin award |
|
| Earn an entry in another hero's diary |
|
| Eat a dog's homework |
|
| Educate the village idiot |
|
| Empty a lake with a spoon |
|
| Establish an alibi just in case |
|
| Establish how many fish there are left in the sea |
|
| Exchange an eye for an eye |
|
| Experience a plot twist |
|
| Experience a plot-twist |
|
| Explore a spooky castle standing on a cliff |
|
| Extend pet registration |
vet
|
| - F -
|
<Top>
|
| Fact check a book of prophecies |
epic
|
| Fall off the edge of insanity and climb back up |
|
| Fear nothing but fear itself, and clowns |
mini
|
| Feed and bathe a Mogwai after midnight |
|
| Feed and bathe a gremlin after midnight |
|
| Ferry a goat, a wolf, and a head of lettuce across the river |
|
| Fetch a bucket full of mercury for the local alchemist |
|
| Fetch a pail of water for Jack and Jill |
|
| Fetch a pail of water from the nearest mirage |
|
| Fight fire with fire without getting burned |
|
| Fight my way out of a wet paper bag |
|
| Fight the way out of a wet paper bag |
|
| Figure out how time flies |
|
| Figure out what the heck is going on |
|
| Figure out which one of these things is not like the other |
|
| Figure out why the person in the mirror is such a copycat |
|
| Fill in a black hole |
|
| Fill the Den of Evil with monsters |
|
| Fill the quest progress bar |
|
| Fill this quest's progress bar |
|
| Finalize the Fantasy |
|
| Find 100 random objects hidden throughout Godville |
|
| Find 13 remedies for triskaidekaphobia |
|
| Find Candy Mountain |
|
| Find Happiness and ask her to drop by more often |
|
| Find a better megaphone for my deity |
|
| Find a black cat in a dark room |
|
| Find a burning bush and talk to it |
|
| Find a cause worth fighting for |
|
| Find a clean public restroom |
|
| Find a complex solution to a simple problem |
|
| Find a crew small enough to sail a Ship-in-a-Bottle |
|
| Find a crew small enough to sail a ship-in-a-bottle |
|
| Find a dead end and revive it |
|
| Find a deaf man who's heard about a blind man seeing a legless man walk |
|
| Find a dozen fresh rooster eggs |
|
| Find a gate to a perpendicular universe |
|
| Find a gateway to a perpendicular universe |
|
| Find a ghost in the shell and perform a rite of exorcism |
|
| Find a guildmaster and beg him to enroll me into the %random_guild% guild |
|
| Find a horse to trade for a kingdom |
|
| Find a level boss and defeat it |
mini
|
| Find a lost cause and offer directions |
|
| Find a lost soul and return it to its owner |
|
| Find a monk in the mountains and ask him for a 'lotus pose' guidebook |
|
| Find a more mole-friendly way to dig |
|
| Find a mountain of numbers and sum it |
|
| Find a mystical wardrobe which leads to a magic kingdom |
|
| Find a person who weighs the same as a duck |
|
| Find a pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow |
|
| Find a quest that doesn't involve work |
|
| Find a sheep in wolf's clothing |
|
| Find a snow angel with no footprints around it |
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| Find a spider that can spin a web of lies |
|
| Find a square peg that fits into a round hole |
|
| Find a synonym for synonym |
|
| Find a synonym for the word “synonym” |
|
| Find a waterfall and look behind it for hidden treasure |
|
| Find a way to divide by zero |
|
| Find a way to put the toothpaste back into the tube |
|
| Find a word that rhymes with purple |
|
| Find algebra's X and don't ask Y |
|
| Find an immovable object and attack it with an unstoppable force |
|
| Find and hypnotize the hypnotoad |
|
| Find and then tip the balance of power |
|
| Find half-full and half-empty glasses |
|
| Find hay in a needle stack |
|
| Find more pages for the diary |
|
| Find my lost marbles |
|
| Find out exactly who let the dogs out |
|
| Find out for whom the bell tolls |
|
| Find out how a raven is like a writing desk |
|
| Find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes |
|
| Find out how far the apple falls from the tree |
|
| Find out how many drops of water fit into the ocean |
|
| Find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb |
|
| Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lollipop |
|
| Find out how many milestones there are |
|
| Find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked |
|
| Find out how many quests there are |
|
| Find out how many roads a man must walk down before he admits he is lost |
|
| Find out how many wrongs it takes to make a right |
|
| Find out how much horsepower a pony has |
|
| Find out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck |
|
| Find out how to appeal a notarized death certificate |
|
| Find out how to keep a fool occupied for a few hours |
|
| Find out how to turn a golden brick into a pint of beer |
|
| Find out if a man really is what he eats |
|
| Find out if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine |
|
| Find out if chocolate milk comes from brown cows |
|
| Find out if one really is what one eats |
|
| Find out if rubber trees bounce |
|
| Find out if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about |
|
| Find out if the moon is made of cheese |
|
| Find out if the sky is falling |
|
| Find out if the truth is really out there |
|
| Find out if the truth really is out there |
|
| Find out the real date of the end of the world |
|
| Find out what Tooth Fairy is doing with all those teeth |
|
| Find out what a vacation is and take it by force, if necessary |
|
| Find out what goes on behind closed doors |
|
| Find out what happens after all is said and done |
epic
|
| Find out what happens behind closed doors |
|
| Find out what the Tooth Fairy is doing with all those teeth |
|
| Find out what the birds and bees actually get up to |
|
| Find out what the birds and bees are actually up to |
|
| Find out what the speed of dark is |
|
| Find out what victory tastes like |
|
| Find out what's beyond bed and bath |
|
| Find out what's not fair in love and war |
|
| Find out where all the old diary entries go |
|
| Find out where heroes come from |
|
| Find out where the grass is greener |
|
| Find out where the little birdie gets all its information |
|
| Find out where the little birdie gets all its information from |
|
| Find out where the sun doesn't shine |
|
| Find out who comes up with the quests |
|
| Find out who comes up with these silly quests |
|
| Find out who, what, when, where, why, and how |
mini
|
| Find out why a raven is like a writing desk |
|
| Find out why lost things are always in the last place you look |
|
| Find out why nostalgia isn't what it used to be |
|
| Find out why they removed the word 'gullible' from the dictionary |
|
| Find out why this quest feels like déjà vu |
|
| Find out why tomorrow never comes |
|
| Find some food for thought |
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| Find some midnight oil and burn it |
|
| Find someone to agree to disagree with |
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| Find someone who knows the muffin man |
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| Find something better to do |
|
| Find something that duct tape won't fix |
|
| Find the “you are here“ sign in Godville |
|
| Find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything |
epic
|
| Find the Bee's knees and give them back |
|
| Find the Candy Mountain |
|
| Find the Fountain of Middle Age |
|
| Find the Lost and Found box and return it to the mayor |
|
| Find the Porpoise of Life and offer it some fish |
|
| Find the Sphinx's nose |
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| Find the WMD in the neighboring kingdom |
|
| Find the WMDs in the neighboring kingdom |
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| Find the bee's knees and give them back |
|
| Find the beginning of a circle |
|
| Find the best thing before sliced bread |
|
| Find the best thing since sliced bread |
|
| Find the corner in the round room |
|
| Find the difference between pie and pi |
|
| Find the essence of laughter |
|
| Find the exception to every rule |
epic
|
| Find the forest through all the trees |
|
| Find the highway to hell |
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| Find the hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle |
|
| Find the itch that can't be scratched |
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| Find the itch that you can't scratch |
|
| Find the land of milk and honey |
|
| Find the last digit of pi |
|
| Find the map to the long lost city of long lost maps |
|
| Find the middle of nowhere |
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| Find the missing piece of the puzzle |
|
| Find the most abundant element in the universe |
epic
|
| Find the most evil monster |
|
| Find the oldest trick in the book and use it |
|
| Find the page not found |
|
| Find the perfect grain of sand |
|
| Find the perimeter of the Koch Snowflake |
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| Find the point of no return and go past it |
|
| Find the price of a priceless moment |
|
| Find the proof in the pudding |
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| Find the questgiver and ask for another quest |
|
| Find the square-root of an apple pie |
|
| Find the straw that broke the camel's back |
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| Find the strongest link in the chain and break it |
|
| Find the stuff dreams are made of |
|
| Find the treasure of Big Whoop |
epic
|
| Find the troll under the bridge and pay the toll |
|
| Find the true meaning of Christmas |
|
| Find the volcano that all lava lamps come from |
|
| Find the way out of a wet paper bag |
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| Find the wit's end |
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| Find two identical snowflakes |
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| Find where lightning strikes twice |
|
| Find x |
|
| Findout whats not fair in love and war |
|
| Finish a thousand-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky |
epic
|
| Finish an everlasting gobstopper |
|
| Finish last place in a backwards marathon |
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| Finish one of those annoying slider puzzles |
|
| Finish unfinished business |
|
| Fish for a red herring |
mini
|
| Fit Cerberus with flea collars |
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| Fit a big ship into a tiny bottle |
|
| Fix a dead pixel in the sky |
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| Fix the hole in the ozone layer by using duct tape |
|
| Fix the hole in the ozone layer using duct tape |
|
| Flatten the learning curve |
|
| Flirt with danger while cheating on death |
|
| Flirt with disaster |
mini
|
| Flog a dead horse |
|
| Fold 1000 origami cranes |
|
| Follow by example |
|
| Follow the golden brick road and ask the wizard for some brains |
|
| Follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night |
|
| Follow the train of thought |
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| Force some battle trolls to accept a peace offering |
|
| Fulfill a self-fulfilling prophecy |
|
| - G -
|
<Top>
|
| Gain a new perspective |
|
| Gather a search party to find a hero lost in thought |
|
| Gather a search party to help a hero who is lost in thought |
|
| Gather enough monkeys in a room to reproduce the works of Shakespeare |
|
| Get %petname% to a vet for a medical check-up |
vet
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| Get Jack out of the box |
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| Get a jackhammer and remove a sword from a stone |
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| Get a picture of an invisible man |
|
| Get a water sample from the river Styx |
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| Get a you-know-what for you-know-who |
|
| Get acquainted with Charon the ferryman |
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| Get the band back together |
|
| Get the best of both worlds |
|
| Get the gold at the end of the rainbow |
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| Get the keys to the city and lock it |
|
| Get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow |
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| Get the snakes off the plane |
|
| Get to the end of the Endless Maze |
|
| Give Medusa a cut and blow dry |
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| Give the ugly duckling a total makeover |
|
| Give up drinking |
|
| Go back to the drawing board |
|
| Go back to the future |
|
| Go back to the last savepoint |
|
| Go on a guilt trip |
|
| Go on a wild goose chase |
|
| Go soul searching in a cemetery |
|
| Go the extra mile |
|
| Go there, do that, get the t-shirt |
mini
|
| Go to the end of the Endless Maze |
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| Go where the wind never blows |
|
| Grant political asylum to the dethroned king from the neighbor country |
|
| Grant political asylum to the dethroned king of a neighboring country |
|
| Grow a spine |
|
| Grow a short story into a tall tale |
epic
|
| Grow and harvest a money tree |
|
| Guide a suicidal, easily-killed villager to safety |
|
| Gyre and gimble in the wabe |
|
| - H -
|
<Top>
|
| Hang out for a while in the Hanging Gardens |
|
| Have a heated argument with a snowman |
|
| Help Little Bo Peep find her sheep |
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| Help a Lao Tzu fan find Tao |
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| Help a Lao Tzu fan find the Tao |
|
| Help a pig rebuild its straw house |
|
| Help a rolling stone gather moss |
|
| Help an angel earn its wings |
mini
|
| Help little bo peep find her sheep |
|
| Help the keymaster meet the gatekeeper |
|
| Help the three little kittens find their mittens |
|
| Hide a grail and see if someone finds it |
|
| Hide in plain sight |
|
| Hitchhike to the other side of the galaxy |
|
| Hold my breath until the next quest |
|
| Host a divine intervention |
|
| - I -
|
<Top>
|
| Identify a flying object |
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| Ignore sight, sound and smell, and navigate solely by taste |
|
| Imagine a world with no hypothetical questions |
|
| Improve efficiency by streamlining the questing process |
|
| Increase the Quest total by one |
|
| Increase the quest total by one |
|
| Inflate all the bubbles in a roll of bubble wrap |
|
| Inform living dead that a zombie apocalypse has been postponed for one year |
|
| Insert tab A into slot B |
mini
|
| Invent a perpetual brake for a perpetual motion machine |
|
| Iron out the wrinkles in time |
|
| - J -
|
<Top>
|
| Jingle the bells all the way |
|
| Join a society so secret that even they don't know they exist |
|
| Join the dark side and steal their cookies |
|
| Journey there and back again |
epic
|
| - K -
|
<Top>
|
| Keep 'em on their toes |
|
| Kill a dragon barehanded |
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| Kill all humans |
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| Kill ten boars |
|
| Kill two birds with one stone |
|
| Kill two stones with one bird |
|
| Knock at Baldur's Gate and run away |
|
| Knock on Death's door and run away |
|
| - L -
|
<Top>
|
| Laugh in the face of danger |
mini
|
| Laugh in the face of danger until it cries |
|
| Lay the foundations for an unfounded accusation |
|
| Lead a horse to water and make it drink |
|
| Lead imaginary friends to an imaginary castle |
|
| Learn how to bite my elbow |
|
| Learn how to spin straw into gold bricks |
|
| Learn humility and then brag about it |
|
| Learn shadow puppetry in an allegorical cave |
|
| Learn some magic from the wizards of the coast |
|
| Learn something old, forget something new |
|
| Learn the true meaning of “irony” |
|
| Learn to delay the inevitable |
|
| Learn to distinguish the small monsters from those that are far away |
|
| Learn to dodge a lightning bolt |
|
| Learn to dodge lightning bolts |
|
| Learn to draw a perfect circle |
|
| Learn to eat only one potato chip |
|
| Learn to fly superhero style, fist-first |
|
| Learn to pat the head while rubbing the stomach |
|
| Learn to read between the lines |
|
| Learn to ride a horse without training wheels |
|
| Learn to snap a picture using photographic memory |
|
| Learn to spell 'live evil' backwards |
|
| Learn to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon |
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| Learn to walk in a straight line |
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| Learn to win friends and influence people |
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| Leave no stone unturned |
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| Leave the heroics to the experts |
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| Leave this quest incomplete |
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| Let the cat out of the bag |
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| Level Godville's playing field |
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| Limbo under the bar of common sense |
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| Live long and prosper |
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| Live to tell about it |
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| Live today as if there was no tomorrow |
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| Live today as if there were no tomorrow |
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| Locate a fallen star to make a wish upon |
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| Locate and touch the G-man |
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| Look a gift horse in the mouth |
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| Look at the stars and connect all the dots |
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| Look for a new quest |
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| Look for hay in a needle stack |
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| Look for love in all the wrong places |
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| Look for the New Sound |
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| Loosen up some tied ends |
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| Lower the bar |
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| - M -
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| Make a long story short |
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| Make a mountain out of a molehill |
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| Make an appointment at a local cloister to learn how to access the astral plane |
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| Make an omelette without breaking any eggs |
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| Make apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow |
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| Make another one bite the dust |
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| Make crop circles on nearby farmland |
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| Make ends meet |
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| Make lemonade with life's lemons |
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| Make some steaks out of cannibal cows |
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| Make something out of nothing |
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| Make sure all their base are belong to us |
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| Make the possible impossible |
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| Make the world a better place |
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| Make uninformed decisions about misunderstood things |
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| Map the dark side of the moon |
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| Master the art of sneezing with eyes wide open |
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| Master the art of sneezing with my eyes open |
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| Master the mysteriously powerful 'wax on wax off' technique |
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| Master the mysteriously powerful 'wax on, wax off' technique |
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| Measure the circumference of the circle of life |
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| Measure the depth of a bottomless pit |
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| Measure the depth of the bottomless pit |
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| Measure the distance between each milestone |
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| Measure the distance from here to there |
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| Meet an immovable object with an unstoppable force |
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| Moon a werewolf |
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| Moonwalk through the valley of the shadow of death |
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| Mow the surrounding lawn |
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| - N -
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<Top>
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| Negotiate a lower crossing fee with the troll under the bridge |
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| Not complete this quest |
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| - O -
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| Observe the way a cookie crumbles |
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| Obtain unobtainium |
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| Obtain unobtanium |
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| Orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a random guild's headquarters |
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| Orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a rival guild's headquarters |
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| Organize an interspecies chess tournament |
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| Outrun own shadow |
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| Outrun that persistent shadow |
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| - P -
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| Pack a lifetime of excitement into a single day |
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| Paint a mile of the road green |
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| Paint the grass on this side greener than the other side |
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| Paint the roses red |
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| Paint the sky with stars |
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| Paint the town red |
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| Paint the white roses red |
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| Part the sea of red tape |
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| Pass a Turing test |
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| Pass the test of time |
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| Pass the tutorial level |
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| Perfect the recipe for disaster |
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| Perform acupuncture on a voodoo doll |
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| Perform an inventory check along the Chosen Ones' migration route |
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| Perform stand-up comedy for a pack of hyenas |
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| Perform standup comedy to a pack of hyenas |
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| Pick an ice fleck from the top of Sky Peak |
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| Pin the tail on the donkey |
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| Place yardpebbles between the milestones |
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| Plan something spontaneous |
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| Plant a family tree |
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| Plant a kiss in a garden and watch it grow |
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| Plant a tree for every monster killed |
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| Plant evidence in the monster's garden |
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| Plant some shrubs to ward off the undead |
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| Plant something good and eternal |
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| Play the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin |
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| Play the worlds saddest song on the worlds smallest violin |
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| Play with the mice while the cat is away |
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| Please all of the people all of the time |
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| Pluck a golden hair from the Devil's back and stay alive |
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| Poke Achilles' heel with a finger |
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| Poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away |
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| Polish all the forks in the road |
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| Practice dentistry on a gift horse |
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| Practice what no one preaches |
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| Preach to the choir |
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| Prepare for the unexpected |
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| Protect the village from its mayor |
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| Prove that bad things come in threes |
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| Prove that for every quest there is an equal and opposite request |
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| Prove that lightning can strike the same place many times |
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| Prove that the other heroes' gods don't exist |
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| Prove that the world is flat |
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| Prove the critics wrong |
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| Provide the princess with a good night's sleep |
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| Pull a hat out of a rabbit |
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| Pull the swordfish out of the stone |
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| Push the envelope at the local post office |
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| Push the envelope to the local post office |
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| Put a black hole into the middle of a donut |
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| Put all the eggs in one basket |
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| Put an end to the Never-Ending Story |
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| Put one foot in front of the other |
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| Put signposts on the road to nowhere |
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| Put the alphabet in numerical order |
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| Put the cat back into the bag |
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| Put the laughter back in slaughter |
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| Put the sign '100 miles to Godville' in the proper place |
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| Put the sword back into the stone |
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| Put the undead to rest in the graveyard of the Chosen Ones |
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| - R -
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| Raise a family of dust bunnies |
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| Re-invent the wheel |
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| Reach for the stars and retrieve one |
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| Reach for the stars and take one |
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| Reach the light at the end of the tunnel |
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| Reach the middle of nowhere |
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| Reach the pinnacle of human achievement |
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| Reach the unreachable |
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| Reap and sow some wild oats |
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| Refuse to master reverse psychology |
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| Rehearse a speech for world domination |
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| Reinvent the wheel |
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| Reject reality and replace it with my own |
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| Reject reality and substitute it with my own |
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| Reject reality and substitute with your own |
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| Release the flaming snowman from a snowglobe prison |
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| Remember the location of the Forgotten Tower |
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| Remember to learn to forget |
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| Remember what happened last night |
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| Reminisce about the good ol' days |
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| Repaint the firewall |
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| Repair a broken dream |
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| Repair that stupid water chip |
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| Repair the crack of dawn |
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| Replace Adam's apple with a pear |
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| Replace this quest with a different one |
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| Replenish the collection of bowling balls |
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| Request a re-quest of this quest |
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| Rescue an agoraphobic dwarf from the wilderness |
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| Rescue the agoraphobic dwarf from the wilderness |
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| Rescue the camel from the last straw |
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| Rescue the dragon from the princess |
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| Rescue the dust bunnies caught in the lint trap |
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| Restock the dungeon for the next hero |
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| Return an overdue library book |
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| Return junk mail to sender |
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| Return junk mail to the sender |
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| Revive the Dead Sea |
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| Rewrite the diary in invisible ink |
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| Ride a camel through the eye of a needle |
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| Ride nightmares |
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| Ring the bell curve |
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| Rip out a feather from a bald eagle's tail |
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| Roll a rock up a hill |
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| Roll the snowman back to the North Pole before he becomes extinct |
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| Round up a triad of squares |
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| Rub someone the wrong way |
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| Ruffle some feathers |
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| - S -
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<Top>
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| Sack the town but provide a generous severance package |
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| Sacrifice tradition on the altar of progress |
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| Save Schrödinger's Cat, shoved by Maxwell's Demon into a Helmholtz resonator |
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| Save some time in a bottle |
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| Save the world in the nearby village |
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| Save up enough to pay attention |
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| Saw a leg off the periodic table |
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| Say the alphabet backwards while walking in a straight line |
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| Scale the Cliffs of Insanity |
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| Scare a scarecrow |
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| Sculpt a figure of speech |
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| Search for a polar bear in a snowstorm |
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| See a falling star and make a wish |
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| See if the pen really is mightier than the sword |
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| Seize a day and hold it for ransom |
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| Seize the day and hold it for ransom |
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| Seize the day and let it go |
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| Sell sand to some desert nomads |
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| Sell seashells by the seashore |
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| Sell ten donut holes on the black market |
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| Send a young hero on a pointless quest |
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| Send in the clowns |
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| Separate the red beans from the green beans |
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| Serve hot dogs at a vegan event |
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| Set a liar's pants on fire |
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| Set a new standard in standard-setting |
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| Set a speed record for going nowhere |
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| Set up a chain mail account |
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| Set up a zombie apocalypse |
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| Settle old scores in new ways |
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| Settle the argument over whether it's duck season or rabbit season |
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| Sew a stitch in time |
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| Sing all of “99 bottles of beer on the wall!” |
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| Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries |
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| Skate on thin ice |
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| Slam a revolving door |
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| Slam the revolving door |
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| Smooth out the wrinkles in time |
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| Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory |
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| Sneakily follow that other hero on his quest, making sure he doesn't screw around |
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| Sneakily follow that other hero on his quest, to make sure he doesn't screw around |
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| Solve a catch-22 in 21 easy steps |
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| Solve the Sphinx's Riddle |
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| Spackle over a crack in the space-time continuum |
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| Spend a night in a haunted house |
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| Spread blasphemies about all false gods |
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| Sprinkle some medical plants into the Aborigine's calumet |
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| Sprinkle some medicinal plants into the aboriginal peace pipe |
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| Squeeze some blood from a stone |
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| Stare at the monitor |
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| Start a contagious yawn that affects everyone |
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| Start a fashion revolution |
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| Start a fight in the war room |
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| Start a magic-beans-for-livestock exchange program |
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| Start at the end and work back to the beginning |
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| Start at the end and work the way back to the beginning |
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| Start my own fan club |
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| Start the %new_guild% guild in Godville |
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| Starve a cold and feed a fever |
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| Stay alive for one entire quest |
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| Steal an impostor's identity |
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| Steal someone's thunder |
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| Steal the silver lining from a dark cloud |
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| Steal the silver lining off a dark cloud |
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| Step on every crack in the road between Godville and Deville |
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| Stop a child from becoming an atheist |
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| Stop the fat lady from singing |
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| Stop the song that never ends |
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| Store some time in a bottle |
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| Strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force |
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| Subvert the standard paradigms of the fantasy genre |
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| Succeed where all others have failed |
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| Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and blowing raspberries |
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| Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and sticking out your tongue |
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| Supervise the annual guild spring cleaning |
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| Survive the zombie apocalypse |
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| Sweep the desert |
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| Swim in mainstream society |
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| Swim through a pool of sorrow and catch some waves of joy |
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| - T -
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<Top>
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| Take a bite out of every piece of fruit in the Garden of Eden |
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| Take a break from questing and relax |
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| Take a hike |
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| Take a long walk off a short pier |
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| Take a lost kitten to the Temple of Bast |
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| Take a meteor shower |
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| Take a swim in the Sea of Tranquility |
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| Take a time-out and sit in the corner |
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| Take a trip down memory lane |
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| Take a walk on the wild side |
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| Take an anger mismanagement class |
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| Take an underwater basket weaving class |
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| Take back the night and get a refund |
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| Take candy from a baby |
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| Take care of a Godville Administrator's egg until it hatches |
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| Take down the head of the monsters' labor union |
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| Take early retirement and keep questing as a hobby |
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| Take early retirement, but keep questing as a hobby |
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| Take holy orders |
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| Take one for the team |
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| Take part in the search for the Holy Packet |
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| Take something from one guy and bring it to another guy for a reward |
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| Take the Rosetta stone to the Tower of Babel |
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| Take the bull by the horns |
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| Take the day off |
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| Take the little piggy all the way home |
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| Take the moral high ground, by force if necessary |
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| Take time off for good behavior |
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| Take two aspirin and quest again in the morning |
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| Talk the hind legs off a donkey |
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| Talk to locals to figure out what to do next |
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| Talk to the locals to figure out what to do next |
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| Teach Latin to pigs |
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| Teach a mime the official sign language of Godville |
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| Teach a phoenix to play with fire |
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| Teach a pig to fly |
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| Teach an elephant to forget |
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| Teach an elephant to forget things |
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| Teach an old dog new tricks |
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| Teach chickens to use crosswalks |
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| Teach pigs Latin |
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| Teach some pigs Latin |
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| Teach the insomniac sheep to count jumping humans |
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| Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony |
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| Teach these monsters some manners |
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| Tell the plumber that his princess is in another castle |
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| Tempt fate with milk and cookies |
|
| Test the limits of an 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet |
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| Test the limits of an 'all-you-can-eat' buffet |
|
| Thin the weak animals out of the herd |
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| Think of a witty quest idea |
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| Tickle a dragon until it cries “uncle” |
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| Tickle a dragon until it cries uncle |
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| Tie up the loose ends in string theory |
|
| Tie up the loose ends in the string theory |
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| Tip every cow in the village fields |
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| Train a cow to jump over the moon |
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| Train a crouching tiger to find the hidden dragon |
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| Train a guide dog for the color blind |
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| Train the quick brown fox to jump over lazy dogs |
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| Trap a mime in an invisible box |
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| Travel back in time to prevent myself from starting this quest |
|
| Travel east till get in the west |
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| Travel east until ending up in the west |
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| Travel east until it turns into the west |
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| Travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off of it |
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| Travel to the field of dreams and wake everyone up |
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| Travel up a creek without a paddle |
|
| Tread water in a frozen lake |
|
| Tread water on a frozen lake |
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| Triple-cross a double-crosser |
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| Try every trick in the book |
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| Try to cash a reality check |
|
| Try to fail and succeed |
|
| Try to look busy |
|
| Try to shake the feeling of being watched |
|
| Turn over a new leaf |
|
| - U -
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<Top>
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| Unify quantum mechanics with relativity |
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| Unlearn what has been learned |
epic
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| Unlock the next quest area |
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| Unscramble an egg |
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| Unsolve a generic mystery |
|
| Use the means to justify the end |
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| - V -
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<Top>
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| Venture into a black hole and turn on the light |
|
| Visit enough signs to learn sign language |
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| - W -
|
<Top>
|
| Wait for the cows to come home |
|
| Wake someone who sleeps with the fishes |
mini
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| Wake the dead with breakfast in bed |
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| Walk halfway around the world, then give up and head back |
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| Walk halfway round the world, then give up and head back |
|
| Walk the entire length of the information highway |
|
| Walk through a Boolean gate |
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| Walk to Godville University and back, uphill both ways |
|
| Warm all Godville's benches |
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| Warm all of Godville's benches |
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| Waste time productively |
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| Watch a cup of water evaporate |
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| Watch the grass grow |
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| Watch this quest complete itself |
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| Weigh an anchor |
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| Win a dwarven drinking contest |
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| Win a freestyle canoe dancing competition |
|
| Win a game of croquet against the queen of hearts |
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| Win a game of hide and seek against the invisible man |
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| Win a staring contest against a statue |
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| Win a staring contest with a statue |
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| Win second place in a beauty contest |
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| Win second prize in a beauty contest |
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| Write a holy book |
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| Write a summary of the dictionary |
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