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This is a list of available '''[[Quests]]''' in [[Godville]], initially seeded by scanning approximately 35K {{heroes and heroines}}, with manual updates since.

All quests have been linked, so you can tell by the quest's color if a description exists ({{Fake link|Blue Text}}) or not ({{Fake redlink|Red Text}}).  You are encouraged to add new entries to this list as they are encountered by your {{heroes or heroines}}, and to create or embellish the linked quest description pages.

==A==

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| [[Accurately predict doomsday]] ||  
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| [[Achieve an epic fail]] || epic 
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| [[Acknowledge the elephant in the room]] ||  
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| [[Adapt a musical for mimes]] ||  
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| [[Add insult to injury]] ||  
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| [[Add some method to the madness]] ||
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| [[Agree on a dig-free zone with the leader of the mole council]] ||  
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| [[Alter results by measuring them]] ||
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| [[Annoy the graveyard keeper until he blows his top off]] ||  
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| [[Answer nature's call]] ||  
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| [[Apply for a Godville lifetime membership card]] ||  
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| [[Apply for a much safer job]] ||
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| [[Apply for a new monster-hunting license]] ||  
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| [[Arrange a date between Burger King and Dairy Queen]] ||  
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| [[Arrange the alphabet according to height]] ||
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| [[Arrange the milestones in alphabetical order]] || epic
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| [[Arrange to rearrange a deranged ranger]] || 
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| [[Arrive fashionably late to a mass extinction event]] || epic
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| [[Ask the early bird if it even wants the worm]]  ||
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| [[Ask the mirror who's the fairest of them all]] ||
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| [[Ask the right questions and get the right answers]] ||  
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| [[Assassinate an assassin in the act of assassinating another assassin]] || 
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| [[Assist the dragon in its quest to stop smoking]] ||
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| [[Atone for future mistakes]] ||  epic
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| [[Attempt sobriety for just one quest]] ||  
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| [[Attempt to believe it's not butter]] ||  
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| [[Attempt to crash reality]] ||  
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| [[Attend a conference on mole-friendly digging techniques]] ||  
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| [[Attend a remedial class on questing]] || 
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| [[Attend an Alcoholic Anonymous for Heroes meeting]] ||
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| [[Audit all the pantheons of Godville]] || epic
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| [[Audition for another videogame]] ||
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| [[Avenge own death]] ||  
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| [[Avenge the cat by killing curiosity]] ||
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| [[Avoid doing any work]] ||  
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==B==

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| [[Babysit a stellar nursery]] || epic
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| [[Back up the diary to a storm cloud]] ||
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| [[Band the wing of a random fallen beast]] ||  
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| [[Banish the night and call it a day]] || 
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| [[Bark up the correct tree]] || mini
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| [[Bathe a hipster in the main stream]] ||
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| [[Batten down an egg before it hatches]] ||
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| [[Be fashionably late to an early grave]] ||
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| [[Be in the right place at the right time]] ||  
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| [[Be late to a date with destiny]] ||
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| [[Be the death of a party]] ||
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| [[Be the wrong person in the wrong place at the wrong time]] || 
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| [[Beat a cat and mouse in a game of cat and mouse]] || 
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| [[Beat a fish in a drinking contest]] ||  
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| [[Beat around the bush]] ||  
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| [[Beat both the tortoise and the hare in a race]] ||  
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| [[Beat the Devil in a fiddling contest]] ||  
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| [[Beat the abyss in a staring contest]] ||
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| [[Beat the wind in a whistling contest]] ||
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| [[Bet against the inevitable]] ||
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| [[Become a martyr and live to tell the tale]] || epic
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| [[Become a one-hit wonder]] ||
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| [[Become an expert in nothing]] ||
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| [[Become an overnight sensation]] ||
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| [[Become one with the force]] ||  
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| [[Become one with the universe]] || epic 
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| [[Become slightly more awesome]] ||  
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| [[Become someone else's imaginary friend]] ||  
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| [[Become the i-th member of an imaginary guild]] ||
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| [[Become the umpteenth member of %random_guild% guild]] ||  
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| [[Become the umpteenth member of the guild %random_guild%]] ||  
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| [[Become two with nature]] ||
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| [[Become uncool before uncool becomes cool]] ||
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| [[Become vice president of the under-achiever club]] ||
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| [[Blind someone with science]] ||
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| [[Blind the all-seeing eye]] ||
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| [[Blind the eye of the storm]] || epic
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| [[Blow everything into proportion]] || epic
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| [[Bluff all the way through a quest]] ||  
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| [[Boldly go and take on a mini-quest]] || mini 
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| [[Boldly go where no one has gone before]] ||  
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| [[Boldly go where thousands have gone before]] ||  
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| [[Break a sweat and then fix it]] ||  
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| [[Break a world record and try to fix it]] ||  
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| [[Break off a deal with the devil]] ||  
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| [[Break on through to the other side]] ||  
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| [[Break out of an infinite loop]] ||  
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| [[Break the Fourth Wall]] ||  
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| [[Break the ice with an icy stare]] || Christmas
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| [[Break the monotony of constant questing]] ||  
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| [[Break the record for most records broken ]] ||  epic
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| [[Break the weak link in a chain reaction]] ||
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| [[Break through the firewall]] ||  
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| [[Brew a storm in a teacup]] ||  
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| [[Bridge the cultural gap]] ||  
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| [[Bring a cutting remark to a punfight]] ||  
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| [[Bring a literary thief to poetic justice]] ||  
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| [[Bring balance to the force]] ||  epic
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| [[Bring donuts to %town_name% guards]] || guild
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| [[Bring lawn order to the grasslands]] ||
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| [[Bring sexy back once and for all]] ||  
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| [[Build a better mouse trap]] ||  
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| [[Build a bridge across the generation gap]] || epic
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| [[Build a bridge over troubled water]] ||  
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| [[Build a food pyramid]] ||  
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| [[Build a gingerbread house for that harmless old lady]] ||  
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| [[Build a raft out of toothpicks]] ||  
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| [[Build an igloo in the desert]] ||  
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| [[Build an underground treehouse]] ||
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| [[Burn mysterious messages onto people's toast]] ||
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| [[Buy a goose that lays golden eggs and mold the eggs into golden bricks]] ||  
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==C==

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| data-sort-value="CENSORED" | [[CENSORED (quest)|&lt;CENSORED&gt;]] ||  
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| [[Calculate a snowball's chance in hell]] || mini
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| [[Calculate the interest rate on borrowed time]] || 
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| [[Call the local anarchists' meeting to order]] || 
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| [[Calm down a petrified forest]] || 
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| [[Capture the beauty of the moment]] ||
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| [[Capture the flag]] ||  
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| [[Carry a drop of water back to the sea]] ||
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| [[Carry a torch for someone]] ||
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| [[Carry a tune using no hands]] ||  
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| [[Carve a cow out of a block of butter]] ||  
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| [[Cash a background check]] ||
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| [[Cash in some street cred]] ||
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| [[Catch a blood mage red-handed]] ||
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| [[Catch a drift]] ||
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| [[Catch a falling star and save it for a rainy day]] ||
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| [[Catch a fly with chopsticks]] ||  
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| [[Catch a tiger by the tail]] ||    
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| [[Catch phrases]] ||
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| [[Catch the red dot]] ||
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| [[Catch the worm before the early bird]] ||  
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| [[Cause an emergency]] ||
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| [[Celebrate completing the previous quest]] ||
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| [[Challenge Death to a game of chess]] ||  
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| [[Challenge Medusa to a staring contest]] ||  
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| [[Change a leopard's spots]] ||  
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| [[Change the course of history]] || epic
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| [[Change the oil in the search engine]] ||
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| [[Change the world, then change it back]] || epic 
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| [[Charge a particle with murder]] ||
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| [[Chase that funny burning ball in the sky]] ||  
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| [[Check if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine]] ||  
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| [[Check if every rose has a thorn]] ||  
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| [[Chlorinate the fountain of youth]] ||  
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| [[Chop some sticks with chopsticks]] ||  
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| [[Circle around the circle of life]] || epic
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| [[Circumnavigate Godville in 80 hours]] || epic
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| [[Claim compensation for that accident last quest]] ||
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| [[Claim the throne of the animal kingdom]] || epic
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| [[Clean the window of opportunity]] ||  
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| [[Clean up aisle three]] ||
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| [[Clean up the mean streets]] ||
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| [[Clean up the mess made during the previous quest]] ||  
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| [[Clear the skeletons out of the closet]] ||  
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| [[Climb every mountain and cross every stream]] || epic 
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| [[Climb the social ladder to get god's beard]] || epic 
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| [[Climb the tallest beanstalk to have a bird's eye view of Godville]] || epic 
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| [[Climb the tallest mountain and take a peak]] || epic
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| [[Climb the widest mountain and sail the highest sea]] || epic 
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| [[Climb to the top of a family tree]] ||  
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| [[Clothe an uncovered agent]] ||
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| [[Collect 5 items for a random villager who is too lazy to do it himself]] ||  
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| [[Collect all the buckets on the bucket list]] || epic
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| [[Collect enough forum threads to make cloth]] ||
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| [[Collect monster head trophies for the temple]] ||  
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| [[Collect pollen for the hive mind]] ||
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| [[Collect signatures to ban petitioning]] ||  
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| [[Collect some oysters to make pearl jam]] ||  
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| [[Collect some pegasus feathers for a pillow]] ||  
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| [[Collect two animals of every kind]] || epic 
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| [[Color truth with a white lie]] ||
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| [[Come up with a better catch phrase]] ||  
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| [[Commit random acts of silence]] ||
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| [[Commit sudoku]] ||
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| [[Compare apples to oranges]] || 
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| [[Compare the number of stars to sand grains]] || epic 
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| [[Compile a list of quests that other heroes are doing]] ||  
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| [[Complete a fool's errand]] ||
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| [[Complete a pub crawl of every tavern in Godville]] || epic
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| [[Complete a rhetorical quest]] ||
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| [[Complete all those forgotten side quests]] || epic
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| [[Complete an annual performance review]] || epic
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| [[Complete an Idiodyssey]] || epic
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| [[Complete the demo version of an epic quest]] ||
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| [[Complete the mother of all quests]] || epic 
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| [[Complete the previous quest at a higher difficulty level]] ||  
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| [[Complete the previous quest backwards and in high heels]] ||  
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| [[Complete this quest the hard way]] || epic
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| [[Complete the tutorial level at a higher difficulty]] ||
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| [[Completely map out Godville]] || epic
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| [[Compost the spoils of war]] || 
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| [[Compound interest on a debt of gratitude]] ||
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| [[Conduct a search and rescue for a lost cause]] ||
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| [[Confirm that looks can kill]] || 
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| [[Conquer the night and save the day]] || epic
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| [[Construct a frame of mind]] ||
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| [[Convert 360 liters of oxygen into carbon dioxide]] ||  
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| [[Convince a frog that it used to be a prince]] ||  
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| [[Convince a genie to switch to energy-saving lamps]] ||  
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| [[Convince a rabbit to get a hare cut]] ||
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| [[Convince another hero to do a quest for me]] ||  
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| [[Convince the Heroes Union to launch a preemptive strike]] ||  
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| [[Convince the lemmings not to jump]] ||  
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| [[Cook up a recipe for disaster]] ||  
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| [[Correct an off-by-one error in the quest counter]] ||  
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| [[Counsel a misguided missile]] ||
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| [[Count all the coins in a wishing well]] ||  
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| [[Count how many steps it takes to wear out a pair of shoes]] || epic 
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| [[Count sheep without falling asleep]] ||
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| [[Count the Lernaean Hydra's heads]] ||  
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| [[Count the chickens before they hatch]] ||  
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| [[Count the cost of tipping the scales]] ||
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| [[Count the grains of sand in an hourglass]] ||  
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| [[Count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir]] ||  
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| [[Count the stars in the sky]] ||  
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| [[Crack a code with a hammer]] ||
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| [[Crack a conspiracy nut]] ||
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| [[Crack a joke and look inside]] ||
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| [[Crack a joke without breaking a smile]] ||
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| [[Crack the code of ethics]] ||
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| [[Create a level playing field]] ||  
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| [[Create a pie chart of the best bars and a bar chart of the best pies]] ||
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| [[Create holy water by boiling the hell out of it]] ||  
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| [[Cross all the hot buns]] ||  
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| [[Cross the river and burn the bridge]] ||  
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| [[Crush twenty anthills]] ||  
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| [[Cry a river and sail to the ocean]] || epic 
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| [[Cry a river, build a bridge and get over it]] || epic 
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| [[Cry over spilt milk]] ||  
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| [[Cull the weak of the herd]] ||
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| [[Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring]] || 
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==D== 

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_D"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
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| [[Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight]] ||  
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| [[Debug a no-fly zone]] ||
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| [[Debug an abacus]] ||  
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| [[Decipher a dress code]] ||
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| [[Defeat a goldfish in a staring competition]] ||
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| [[Defend a blanket fort for the night]] ||
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| [[Define the meaning of “epic”]] || epic
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| [[Definitively locate the fountain of doubt]] ||
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| [[Defragment a zebra]] ||  
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| [[Defile the Augean stables]] ||  
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| [[Defy a grave situation's gravity]] ||
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| [[Delay the moment of procrastination]] ||
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| [[Delegate this menial task to a nameless underling]] ||
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| [[Deliver a baby stork to its mother]] ||
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| [[Deliver a message in a bottle]] ||  
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| [[Deliver some crisps to the IT-Shaman]] ||  
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| [[Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves]] ||  
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| [[Deliver the elixir of youth to the maternity ward]] ||  
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| [[Deliver the emperor's new clothes]] ||  
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| [[Deliver this cookie]] ||  
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| [[Demand a refund for a broken heart]] || mini 
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| [[Derail a bridal train]] ||
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| [[Describe an abstract concept in no uncertain terms]] ||
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| [[Describe this quest in five words or less]] ||
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| [[Desert some dessert in the desert]] ||  
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| [[Destroy all evidence of the previous quest]] ||
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| [[Determine exactly who's on first]] ||  
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| [[Determine the longest distance between point A and point B]] || mini 
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| [[Determine the point of decimals]] ||
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| [[Determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow]] || 
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| [[Determine who chose the chosen one]] ||
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| [[Develop a god complex]] || epic
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| [[Deviate from the norm]] ||  
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| [[Devise a plan to gain the upper hand]] ||  
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| [[Die another day]] || mini 
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| [[Dig a tunnel to the other side of the world]] ||  
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| [[Dilute the gene pool]] ||
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| [[Discover Victoria's secret]] ||  
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| [[Discover a golden opportunity and paint it silver]] ||
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| [[Discover a way to get rid of cooties]] ||  
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| [[Discover how frogs can survive croaking]] ||
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| [[Discover something that's easier done than said]] ||  
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| [[Discover the atomic number of the element of surprise]] ||  
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| [[Discover the exact function of a rubber duck]] ||  
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| [[Discover the secret ingredient]] ||  
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| [[Discover the sound of one hand clapping]] ||  
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| [[Discover what actually killed the cat]] ||  
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| [[Discover what the gods are doing when they aren't paying attention to us]] || epic 
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| [[Discover where the blind are leading the blind]] ||
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| [[Discover where the cat keeps its stolen tongues]] ||
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| [[Discover where the wild things are]] ||  
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| [[Discover which witch is which]] ||  
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| [[Discover who framed Roger Rabbit]] ||  
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| [[Discover who sits at the head of the Round Table]] ||  
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| [[Discover why all good things must come to an end and put a stop to it]] || 
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| [[Discover why day breaks and night falls]] ||
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| [[Do a sequel to the last quest with a bigger budget]] || epic
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| [[Do a speedrun of an epic quest]] ||
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| [[Do an honest day's work for an honest day's pay]] || 
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| [[Do good with the worst intentions]] ||
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| [[Do nothing proving nothing is impossible]] ||
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| [[Do nothing until the next quest]] || 
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| [[Do six impossible things before breakfast]] || epic
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| [[Do some soul searching at a haunted house]] ||
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| [[Do something regrettable and feel great about it afterward]] || 
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| [[Do the right thing, left-handed]] ||
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| [[Do what you can, where you are, with what you have]] ||
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| [[Doctor a medical license]]  ||  
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| [[Document a series of unfortunate events]]  ||  
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| [[Dot all the i's and cross all the t's]] ||  
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| [[Drag and drop a golden ring into the volcano]] ||  
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| [[Dream a dream within a dream]] ||  
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| [[Drink from the last straw]] ||
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| [[Drive a herd of cats from Dogville to Godville]] ||  
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| [[Dunk a cookie in the milky way]] || 
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==E== 

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
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! style="width: 70%"|Quest
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| [[Earn a Darwin award]] ||  
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| [[Earn a black belt in shadow boxing]] ||
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| [[Earn an entry in another hero's diary]] ||  
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| [[Eat a dog's homework]] ||  
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| [[Eat your way to the top of the food pyramid]] ||  
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| [[Educate the village idiot]] ||  
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| [[Embrace bacterial culture]] ||
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| [[Embroider the fabric of space-time]] ||
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| [[Empty a full moon]] || epic
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| [[Empty a lake with a spoon]] ||  
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| [[Enforce the law of the jungle]] ||
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| [[Engineer an epic comeback without a degree]] ||
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| [[Enroll in a school of fish]] ||
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| [[Ensure hilarity ensues]] ||
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| [[Escort an inner child to safety]] ||
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| [[Escort the big bad wolf to granny's house]] ||
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| [[Establish an alibi just in case]] ||  
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| [[Establish how many fish there are left in the sea]] || 
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| [[Exchange an eye for an eye]] || 
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| [[Exercise the right to arm bears]] || 
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| [[Exercise the right to be lazy]] ||
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| [[Exercise the right to not write]] ||
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| [[Exercise your rights and your lefts]] ||
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| [[Exorcise distilled spirits]] ||
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| [[Experience a plot twist]] ||  
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| [[Explain the birds to the bees]] ||
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| [[Explore a spooky castle standing on a cliff]] ||  
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| [[Expose a mummy and its pyramid scheme]] ||
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| [[Extend pet registration]] || vet 
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| [[Extinguish the eternal flame]] || epic
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| [[Extract the jelly from a jellyfish]] ||
|}

==F==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_F"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
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| [[Fabricate and fulfill an ancient prophecy]] ||
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| [[Fact check a book of prophecies]] || epic
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| [[Fail despite favorable odds]] ||
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| [[Fall down a gravity well]] ||
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| [[Fall in love and climb back out]] ||
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| [[Fall off the edge of insanity and climb back up]] ||  
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| [[Fear nothing but fear itself, and clowns]] || mini 
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| [[Feed a bad habit]] ||
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| [[Feed and bathe a gremlin after midnight]] ||  
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| [[Fetch a bucket full of mercury for the local alchemist]] ||  
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| [[Fetch a pail of heavy water from a gravity well]] ||
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| [[Fetch a pail of water for Jack and Jill]] ||  
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| [[Fetch a pail of water from the nearest mirage]] ||  
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| [[Fight a way out of a wet paper bag]] ||  
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| [[Fight all seven signs of aging]] ||
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| [[Fight back against the fashion police]] ||
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| [[Fight fire with fire without getting burned]] ||  
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| [[Fight in the name of pacifism]] ||
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| [[Fight the urge to fight the urge]] ||
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| [[Figure out how time flies]] ||  
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| [[Figure out what the heck is going on]] ||  
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| [[Figure out which one of these things is not like the other]] ||  
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| [[Figure out why the person in the mirror is such a copycat]] ||  
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| [[Fill in a black hole]] ||  
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| [[Fill the Den of Evil with monsters]] ||  
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| [[Fill the loophole]] ||
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| [[Fill this quest's progress bar]] ||  
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| [[Finalize the Fantasy]] ||  
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| [[Find 100 random objects hidden throughout Godville]] ||  
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| [[Find 13 remedies for triskaidekaphobia]] ||  
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| [[Find Candy Mountain]] ||  
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| [[Find Happiness and ask her to drop by more often]] ||  
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| [[Find a bitter soul and make it sweet]] ||
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| [[Find a black cat in a dark room]] ||  
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| [[Find a burning bush and talk to it]] ||  
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| [[Find a cashew plantation and go nuts]] ||
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| [[Find a cause worth fighting for]] ||  
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| [[Find a chair that matches the periodic table]] ||
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| [[Find a clean public restroom]] ||  
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| [[Find a complex solution to a simple problem]] ||  
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| [[Find a crew small enough to sail a ship-in-a-bottle]] ||  
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| [[Find a dalmatian with only white spots]] ||
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| [[Find a dead end and revive it]] ||  
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| [[Find a deaf man who's heard about a blind man seeing a legless man walk]] ||  
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| [[Find a dog whose bite is worse than its bark]] ||
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| [[Find a dozen fresh rooster eggs]] || 
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| [[Find a fog bank and make a deposit]] || 
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| [[Find a gateway to a perpendicular universe]] ||  
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| [[Find a ghost in the shell and perform a rite of exorcism]] ||  
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| [[Find a good rejected quest and complete it]] ||
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| [[Find a guildmaster and beg him to enroll me into the %random_guild% guild]] ||  
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| [[Find a horse to trade for a kingdom]] ||  
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| [[Find a level boss and defeat it]] || mini 
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| [[Find a literal metaphor]] ||
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| [[Find a lost cause and offer it directions]] ||
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| [[Find a lost soul and return it to its owner]] ||  
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| [[Find a misplaced invisibility cloak]] ||
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| [[Find a monk in the mountains and ask him for a 'lotus pose' guidebook]] ||  
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| [[Find a more mole-friendly way to dig]] ||  
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| [[Find a mountain of numbers and add them together]] ||  
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| [[Find a perfectly normal odd number]] ||
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| [[Find a person who weighs the same as a duck]] ||  
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| [[Find a place like home]] ||
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| [[Find a pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow]] ||  
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| [[Find a quest that doesn't involve work]] ||  
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| [[Find a reason to finish this quest]]  ||  
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| [[Find a sheep in wolf's clothing]] ||  
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| [[Find a snow angel with no footprints around it]] ||  Christmas
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| [[Find a spider that can spin a web of lies]] ||  
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| [[Find a square peg that fits into a round hole]] ||  
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| [[Find a synonym for the word &#8220;synonym&#8221;]] ||  
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| [[Find a test for litmus paper]] ||
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| [[Find a waterfall and look behind it for hidden treasure]] ||  
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| [[Find a way to divide by zero]] ||  
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| [[Find a way to put the toothpaste back into the tube]] || 
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| [[Find a wild goose for other heroes to chase]] ||
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| [[Find a win-win situation and lose]] ||
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| [[Find a witty name for this quest]] ||
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| [[Find a word that rhymes with purple]] ||  
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| [[Find algebra's X without asking Y]] ||
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| [[Find all the daylight that's been saved]] ||
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| [[Find an acidic solution for a basic problem]] ||
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| [[Find an atheist with a god complex]] ||
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| [[Find an excuse for laziness]] ||
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| [[Find an organ donor for the local choir]] || 
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| [[Find and hypnotize the hypnotoad]] ||  
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| [[Find and then tip the balance of power]] ||  
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| [[Find another brick for the town's wall]] || guild
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| [[Find enough spiders to weave a world wide web]] || epic
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| [[Find frames for all those references]] || epic
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| [[Find half-full and half-empty glasses]] ||  
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| [[Find hope in a basket case]] ||
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| [[Find more pages for the diary]] ||  
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| [[Find one strange thing about normality]] ||  
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| [[Find out exactly who let the dogs out]] ||  
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| [[Find out for whom the bell tolls]] ||  
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| [[Find out how a raven is like a writing desk]] ||  
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| [[Find out how deep the rabbit hole really goes]] ||  
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| [[Find out how far the apple falls from the tree]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many drops of water fit into the ocean]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lollipop]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many milestones there are]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many quests there are]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many roads a man must walk down before he admits he is lost]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how many wrongs it takes to make a right]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how much horsepower a pony has]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how much left is the right amount]] ||
|-
| [[Find out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how to keep a fool occupied for a few hours]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out how to turn a golden brick into a pint of beer]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if a phoenix will resurrect in a barrel of wine]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if chocolate milk comes from brown cows]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if one really is what one eats]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if rubber trees bounce]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if the moon is made of cheese]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if the sky is falling]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out if the truth really is out there]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out the real date of the end of the world]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out what happens after all is said and done]] || epic 
|-
| [[Find out what happens behind closed doors]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out what success smells like]] ||
|-
| [[Find out what the birds and bees are actually up to]] || 
|-
| [[Find out what the monster is doing under the bed]] || 
|-
| [[Find out what the sleeping dogs lied about]] ||
|-
| [[Find out what the speed of dark is]] || 
|-
| [[Find out what the Tooth Fairy is doing with all those teeth]] || 
|-
| [[Find out what victory tastes like]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out what's beyond bed and bath]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out what's on clouds one through eight]] ||
|-
| [[Find out what's not fair in love and war]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out where all the old diary entries go]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out where heroes come from]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out where lightning strikes twice]] ||
|-
| [[Find out where the grass is greener]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out where the light goes when you turn on the dark]] ||
|-
| [[Find out where the little birdie gets all its information]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out where the sun doesn't shine]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out where the tough go when the going gets tough]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out who comes up with these silly quests]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out who shot the deputy]] || mini
|-
| [[Find out who, what, when, where, why, and how]] || mini 
|-
| [[Find out who left the seat up]] ||
|-
| [[Find out why lost things are always in the last place you look]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out why nostalgia isn't what it used to be]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out why so many quests start with “find”]] ||
|-
| [[Find out why they removed the word 'gullible' from the dictionary]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out why this quest feels like d&#233;j&#224; vu]] ||  
|-
| [[Find out why this quest needs to be completed]] ||
|-
| [[Find out why tomorrow never comes]] ||  epic
|-
| [[Find satisfaction in the little things]] ||
|-
| [[Find slightly over four hundred errors]] ||  epic
|-
| [[Find some food for thought]] ||  
|-
| [[Find some midnight oil and burn it]] ||  
|-
| [[Find someone else to blame]] ||
|-
| [[Find someone else's happy place]] ||
|-
| [[Find someone to agree to disagree with]] ||  
|-
| [[Find someone who knows the muffin man]] ||  
|-
| [[Find something better to do]] ||  
|-
| [[Find something that duct tape won't fix]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the “you are here” sign in Godville]] ||
|-
| [[Find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything]] || epic 
|-
| [[Find the Bee's knees and give them back]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the Fountain of Middle Age]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the Lost and Found box and return it to the mayor]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the Porpoise of Life and offer it some fish]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the Sphinx's nose]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the WMDs in the neighboring kingdom]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the beginning of a circle]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the best thing since sliced bread]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the corner of a round room]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the correct answers to rhetorical questions]] ||
|-
| [[Find the difference between pie and pi]] ||
|-
| [[Find the end to the beginning]] || epic 
|-
| [[Find the essence of laughter]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the exception to every rule]] || epic 
|-
| [[Find the forest through all the trees]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the humble beginnings and put them to an end]]  ||
|-
| [[Find the hypotenuse of the Bermuda Triangle]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the itch that can't be scratched]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the kernel of truth in a cob of corn]] ||
|-
| [[Find the key that opens the caps lock]] ||
|-
| [[Find the land of milk and honey]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the last digit of pi]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the light switch for the dark side of the moon]] || epic
|-
| [[Find the map to the long lost city of long lost maps]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the middle of nowhere]] ||  epic
|-
| [[Find the missing piece of the puzzle]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the most abundant element in the universe]] || epic 
|-
| [[Find the most evil monster]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the motivation for another quest]] ||
|-
| [[Find the oldest trick in the book and use it]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the page not found]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the perfect grain of sand]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the perimeter of the Koch Snowflake]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the point of no return and go past it]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the price of a priceless moment]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the proof in the pudding]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the questgiver and ask for another quest]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the right music to play when a quest is completed]] ||
|-
| [[Find the sharpest tool in the shed]] ||
|-
| [[Find the square root of an apple pie]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the straw that broke the camel's back]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the strongest link in the chain and break it]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the stuff dreams are made of]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the stuff heroes are made of]] ||
|-
| [[Find the target of a shooting star]] || epic
|-
| [[Find the treasure of Big Whoop]] || epic 
|-
| [[Find the troll under the bridge and pay the toll]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the true meaning of Christmas]] ||  Christmas
|-
| [[Find the volcano that all lava lamps come from]] ||  
|-
| [[Find the wit's end]] ||  
|-
| [[Find two identical snowflakes]] ||  Christmas
|-
| [[Find x]] ||  
|-
| [[Finish a thousand-piece puzzle of a clear blue sky]] || epic 
|-
| [[Finish an everlasting gobstopper]] ||  
|-
| [[Finish first in the race to the bottom]] ||
|-
| [[Finish in last place in a backwards marathon]] ||
|-
| [[Finish one of those annoying slider puzzles]] ||  
|-
| [[Finish the least-completed quest]] ||
|-
| [[Finish unfinished business]] ||  
|-
| [[Fish around for a catchphrase]] ||
|-
| [[Fish for a red herring]] || mini 
|-
| [[Fish the moon out of the river]] ||
|-
| [[Fit Cerberus with flea collars]] ||  
|-
| [[Fit a big ship into a tiny bottle]] ||  
|-
| [[Fix a dead pixel in the sky]] ||  
|-
| [[Fix a glitch in the deja vu simulator]] ||
|-
| [[Fix the hole in the ozone layer by using duct tape]] ||  
|-
| [[Fix the problems caused by the last quest]] ||
|-
| [[Flatten the learning curve]] ||  
|-
| [[Flirt with danger while cheating on death]] ||  
|-
| [[Flirt with disaster]] || mini 
|-
| [[Flog a dead horse]] ||  
|-
| [[Fold 1000 origami cranes]] ||  
|-
| [[Follow by example]] ||  
|-
| [[Follow the golden brick road and ask the wizard for some brains]] ||  
|-
| [[Follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night]] ||  
|-
| [[Follow the train of thought]] ||  
|-
| [[Force some battle trolls to accept a peace offering]] ||  
|-
| [[Free %town_name% from the wandering monsters]] || guild
|-
| [[Fulfill a self-fulfilling prophecy]] ||  
|}

==G==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_G"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Gain a new perspective]] ||  
|-
| [[Gain passage through the Default Gateway]] || 
|-
| [[Gather a search party to find a hero lost in thought]] ||  
|-
| [[Gather enough anecdotal evidence to make data]] ||
|-
| [[Gather enough monkeys in a room to reproduce the works of Shakespeare]] ||  
|-
| [[Get %petname% to a vet for a medical check-up]] || vet 
|-
| [[Get Jack out of the box]] ||  
|-
| [[Get a BS degree from clown college]] ||
|-
| [[Get a corporate sponsor for the next quest]] ||
|-
| [[Get a dead man to tell a tale]] ||
|-
| [[Get a head start on the next quest]] ||
|-
| [[Get a jackhammer and remove a sword from a stone]] ||  
|-
| [[Get a lion and a witch into a wardrobe]] ||
|-
| [[Get a mind out of the gutter]] ||
|-
| [[Get a philosopher stoned]] ||
|-
| [[Get a picture of an invisible man]] ||  
|-
| [[Get a prescription for laughter]] ||
|-
| [[Get a stable job working with horses]] ||
|-
| [[Get a tattoo with invisible ink]] ||
|-
| [[Get a water sample from the river Styx]] ||  
|-
| [[Get a you-know-what for you-know-who]] ||
|-
| [[Get an autograph from a dwarf star]] ||
|-
| [[Get an NPC to break character]] ||
|-
| [[Get away from it all]] || epic
|-
| [[Get acquainted with Charon the ferryman]] ||
|-
| [[Get blacklisted from the White Pages]] ||
|-
| [[Get certified as a professional quest-taker]] || epic
|-
| [[Get classified as a medical miracle]] ||  
|-
| [[Get disqualified for cheating on this quest]] ||
|-
| [[Get on a high horse]] ||
|-
| [[Get on the fast track to nowhere]] ||
|-
| [[Get over the fear of hurdles]] ||
|-
| [[Get the band back together]] ||  
|-
| [[Get the best of both worlds]] ||  
|-
| [[Get the facts straight by bending the truth]] ||
|-
| [[Get the keys to the city and lock it]] ||  
|-
| [[Get the show on the road]] ||
|-
| [[Get the snakes off the plane]] ||  
|-
| [[Get the thing, go there, do the deed]]  ||
|-
| [[Get to the bottom of this]] ||
|-
| [[Get to the end of the Endless Maze]] ||  epic
|-
| [[Give Medusa a cut and blow dry]] ||  
|-
| [[Give a wizard a spell-checker]] ||
|-
| [[Give an ice queen the cold shoulder]] ||
|-
| [[Give the inner child a piggyback ride]] ||
|-
| [[Give up drinking]] ||  
|-
| [[Go around in social circles]] ||
|-
| [[Go back to the drawing board]] ||  
|-
| [[Go back to the future]] ||  
|-
| [[Go back to the last savepoint]] ||  
|-
| [[Go on a guilt trip]] ||  
|-
| [[Go on a guilt trip and buy some souvenirs]] ||
|-
| [[Go on a mild goose chase]] ||
|-
| [[Go on a wild goose chase]] ||  
|-
| [[Go on strike for better pay and working conditions]] ||
|-
| [[Go outside and play]] ||  
|-
| [[Go the extra mile]] ||  
|-
| [[Go there, do that, get the t-shirt]] || mini 
|-
| [[Go west until it becomes east]] || epic 
|-
| [[Go where the wind never blows]] ||  
|-
| [[Grant political asylum to the dethroned king of a neighboring country]] ||  
|-
| [[Green up %town_name%]] || Guild
|-
| [[Grow a power plant by burying a battery]] ||
|-
| [[Grow a spine]] ||  
|-
| [[Grow a short story into a tall tale]] ||epic
|-
| [[Grow and harvest a money tree]] ||
|-
| [[Grow and harvest a nuclear plant]] ||  
|-
| [[Guide a suicidal, easily killed villager to safety]] ||
|-
| [[Guide reckless and inept villager to safety]] ||
|-
| [[Gyre and gimble in the wabe]] ||  
|}

==H==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_H"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Hang out for a while in the Hanging Gardens]] ||  
|-
| [[Harness the power of static electricity]] ||
|-
| [[Have a good time and feel bad about it]] ||
|-
| [[Have a heated argument with a snowman]] ||  Christmas
|-
| [[Help Little Bo Peep find her sheep]] ||  
|-
| [[Help a bear become koalafied]] ||
|-
| [[Help a blind date find its place in the calendar]] ||
|-
| [[Help a cobbler find a solemate]] ||
|-
| [[Help a flying fish get a pilot’s license]] ||
|-
| [[Help a lovesick archeologist date an artifact]] ||
|-
| [[Help a pig rebuild its straw house]] ||  
|-
| [[Help a rolling stone gather moss]] ||  
|-
| [[Help a snail set up a shell company]] ||
|-
| [[Help an ambitious mini quest grow into an epic one]] ||
|-
| [[Help an angel earn its wings]] || mini 
|-
| [[Help an endangered species by pushing its predator to extinction]] ||
|-
| [[Help the keymaster meet the gatekeeper]] ||  
|-
| [[Help the three little kittens find their mittens]] ||  
|-
| [[Herd %town_name%'s cats]] || guild
|-
| [[Hide a grail and see if someone finds it]] ||  
|-
| [[Hide as a sheep among the wolves]] ||
|-
| [[Hide in plain sight]] ||  
|-
| [[Hit the books until they don't hit back]] ||
|-
| [[Hitchhike to the other side of the galaxy]] || epic
|-
| [[Hoard an insane amount of sanity]] ||
|-
| [[Host a divine intervention]] ||  
|-
| [[Host a molotov cocktail party]] ||
|}

==I==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_I"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Identify a flying object]] ||  
|-
| [[Ignore sight, sound and smell, and navigate solely by taste]] ||  
|-
| [[Imagine a world with no hypothetical questions]] ||  
|-
| [[Improve efficiency by streamlining the questing process]] ||  
|-
| [[Increase the quest total by one]] ||  
|-
| [[Inflate all the bubbles in a roll of bubble wrap]] ||  
|-
| [[Inform living dead that a zombie apocalypse has been postponed for one year]] ||  Halloween
|-
| [[Insert tab A into slot B]] || mini 
|-
| [[Introduce a hermit crab to a social butterfly]] ||
|-
| [[Invent a perpetual brake for a perpetual motion machine]] ||
|-
| [[Invest in unreal estate]] ||   
|-
| [[Investigate and confirm that they truly lived happily ever after]] ||  
|-
| [[Investigate the strange lights in the sky]] ||
|-
| [[Invite a turkey to a holiday dinner]] || 
|-
| [[Invite vampires to a stake dinner]] ||
|-
| [[Iron out the wrinkles in time]] || 
|}

==J== 

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_J"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Jingle the bells all the way]] ||  Christmas
|-
| [[Join a society so secret that even they don't know they exist]] ||  
|-
| [[Join an army of one]] ||
|-
| [[Join heroes union and demand better questing rights]] || epic
|-
| [[Join in fellowship with some ringleaders]] ||
|-
| [[Join the dark side and steal their cookies]] ||  
|-
| [[Journey on a voyage to find oneself]] ||
|-
| [[Journey there and back again]] || epic 
|-
| [[Judge a book cover contest]] ||
|-
| [[Judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree]] ||
|-
| [[Jump off a cliffhanger]] ||
|-
| [[Jump the shark and land on a whale]] ||
|}

==K==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_Q"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Keep 'em on their toes]] ||
|-
| [[Keep a fool and his money together]] ||
|-
| [[Keep calm and hero on]] ||
|-
| [[Keep this quest out of the reach of children]] ||   
|-
| [[Keep trying until it hurts]] || epic
|-
| [[Kill a dragon barehanded]] ||  
|-
| [[Kill a mockingbird]] ||
|-
| [[Kill all humans]] ||  
|-
| [[Kill ten boars]] || 
|-
| [[Kill time by stabbing clocks]] || 
|-
| [[Kill two birds with one stone]] ||  
|-
| [[Knit an iron curtain]] ||
|-
| [[Knock at Baldur's Gate and run away]] ||  
|-
| [[Knock on Death's door and run away]] ||
|}

==L==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_L"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Last till tomorrow]] ||
|-
| [[Laugh all the way to the bank]] ||
|-
| [[Laugh in the face of danger]] || mini 
|-
| [[Laugh in the face of danger until it cries]] || 
|-
| [[Lay siege to a pillow fort]] || 
|-
| [[Lay the foundations for an unfounded accusation]] ||  
|-
| [[Lead a horse to water and make it drink]] ||  
|-
| [[Lead a horse to water and teach it how to fish]] ||  
|-
| [[Lead imaginary friends to an imaginary castle]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn a lost language]] || epic
|-
| [[Learn breadmaking on a knead-to-know basis]] ||
|-
| [[Learn how to spin straw into gold bricks]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn humility and then brag about it]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn shadow puppetry in an allegorical cave]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn some magic from the wizards of the coast]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn something old, forget something new]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn the true meaning of &#8220;irony&#8221;]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to delay the inevitable]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to distinguish the small monsters from those that are far away]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to dodge lightning bolts]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to dodge raindrops]] ||
|-
| [[Learn to draw a perfect circle]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to eat only one potato chip]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to fly superhero style, fist-first]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to live with the consequences]] || epic
|-
| [[Learn to pat the head while rubbing the stomach]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to read between the lines]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to ride a horse without training wheels]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to shoot arrows with a bow tie]] ||
|-
| [[Learn to snap a picture using photographic memory]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to spell 'live evil' backwards]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to walk in a straight line]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn to win friends and influence people]] ||  
|-
| [[Learn when to stop talking]] ||
|-
| [[Learn why a group of squids isn't called a squad]] ||
|-
| [[Leash the Kraken]] || epic
|-
| [[Leave no stone unturned]] ||  
|-
| [[Leave the heroics to the experts]] ||  
|-
| [[Leave this quest incomplete]] ||  
|-
| [[Let the cat out of the bag]] ||  
|-
| [[Level Godville's playing field]] ||  
|-
| [[Level the playing field with a shovel]] ||
|-
| [[Liberate a captive audience]] ||
|-
| [[Liberate the gluten]] ||
|-
| [[Light up %town_name% with eyes sparks]] || guild?
|-
| [[Limbo under the bar of common sense]] ||  
|-
| [[Live forever or die trying]] ||
|-
| [[Live long and prosper]] || epic
|-
| [[Live to tell about it]] || mini 
|-
| [[Live today as if there will be no tomorrow]] ||
|-
| [[Live vicariously]] ||
|-
| [[Locate a fallen star upon which to make a wish]] ||  
|-
| [[Locate and touch the G-man]] ||  
|-
| [[Locate the portal to the third dimension]] ||
|-
| [[Locate the source of the sound of silence]] || epic
|-
| [[Look at the stars and connect all the dots]] ||  
|-
| [[Look busy to avoid getting another quest]] ||
|-
| [[Look for a new quest]] ||  
|-
| [[Look for hay in a needle stack]] ||  
|-
| [[Look for love in all the wrong places]] || mini 
|-
| [[Look on the bright side of joining the dark side]] ||  
|-
| [[Loosen up some tied ends]] ||  
|-
| [[Lose in an “Everybody is a winner!” contest]] ||
|-
| [[Lower the bar]] || 
|-
| [[Lower the high seas]] || epic
|-
| [[Lull the ancient evil back to sleep]] ||
|}

==M==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_M"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Make, break and repair a promise at the same time]] ||
|-
| [[Make %town_name% great again]] || guild
|-
| [[Make a cameo in another game]] ||
|-
| [[Make a face until it's stuck that way]] ||
|-
| [[Make a glade in a city jungle]] || guild
|-
| [[Make a half-life whole again]] ||
|-
| [[Make a heavenly dessert in hell's kitchen]] || epic
|-
| [[Make a long story short]] ||  
|-
| [[Make a mountain out of a molehill]] ||  
|-
| [[Make a myth a legend]] || epic
|-
| [[Make a nice shirt out of the fabric of reality]] ||
|-
| [[Make a prequel to a sequel]] ||
|-
| [[Make a unanimous decision with imaginary friends]] ||
|-
| [[Make all the difference in the world]] || epic
|-
| [[Make an omelette without breaking any eggs]] ||  
|-
| [[Make angry wine from grapes of wrath]] ||
|-
| [[Make apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow]] ||
|-
| [[Make another one bite the dust]] || 
|-
| [[Make bacteria go viral]] ||
|-
| [[Make crop circles on nearby farmland]] ||  
|-
| [[Make ends meet]] ||  
|-
| [[Make lemonade with life's lemons]] ||  
|-
| [[Make light work of dark matter]] ||
|-
| [[Make nostalgia a thing of the past]] ||
|-
| [[Make some steaks out of cannibal cows]] ||  
|-
| [[Make something out of nothing]] ||  
|-
| [[Make space for a new dimension]] ||
|-
| [[Make subjects and verbs agree]] ||
|-
| [[Make sure all their base are belong to us]] ||  
|-
| [[Make time wait]] || epic
|-
| [[Make the fifth dentist agree with the others]] ||
|-
| [[Make the possible impossible]] ||  
|-
| [[Make the world a better place]] || epic 
|-
| [[Make two great minds think differently]] ||
|-
| [[Make uninformed decisions about misunderstood things]] ||  
|-
| [[Make up for lost time]] ||
|-
| [[Make what goes up stay up]] ||
|-
| [[Manufacture meaning from nothingness]] ||
|-
| [[Map out the friendzone]] ||
|-
| [[Map the dark side of the moon]] ||  
|-
| [[March in doubletime to two different drummers]] ||
|-
| [[Master the art of breathing]] ||
|-
| [[Master the art of sneezing with both eyes wide open]] ||  
|-
| [[Master the mysteriously powerful 'wax on, wax off' technique]] ||  
|-
| [[Measure the circumference of the circle of life]] ||  
|-
| [[Measure the depth of a bottomless pit]] ||  
|-
| [[Measure the depth of despair]] ||
|-
| [[Measure the distance between each milestone]] || epic
|-
| [[Measure the distance from heavens to murgatroyd]] ||
|-
| [[Measure the distance from here to eternity]] || epic
|-
| [[Measure the distance from here to there]] ||  
|-
| [[Measure the exact thickness of thieves]] ||
|-
| [[Measure the length of the horizon]] || epic
|-
| [[Measure the weight of responsibility]] ||
|-
| [[Meet every monster and ask for forgiveness]] || epic
|-
| [[Meet the grandmother of invention]] ||
|-
| [[Memorize pie to the nearest whole number]] ||
|-
| [[Mentor a young hero on their very first quest]] ||
|-
| [[Milk a cow for all it's worth]] || 
|-
| [[Mind everyone else's business]] || epic
|-
| [[Moon a werewolf]] || mini
|-
| [[Moonwalk through the valley of the shadow of death]] ||  
|-
| [[Move a mountain one stone at a time]] || epic
|-
| [[Mow the surrounding lawn]] ||  
|}

==N==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_N"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Name the phobia of questing]] ||
|-
| [[Narrate the current quest]] ||
|-
| [[Narrow down broad daylight]] ||
|-
| [[Negotiate a lower crossing fee with the troll under the bridge]] ||  
|-
| [[Negotiate a monster-hero peace agreement]]  ||
|-
| [[Not complete this quest]] ||  
|}

==O==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_O"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Observe the way a cookie crumbles]] ||  
|-
| [[Obtain a sales receipt from a thieves guild]] ||
|-
| [[Obtain unobtainium]] ||  
|-
| [[Offer therapy sessions for monsters]] ||  
|-
| [[Open an endangered monster reserve]] ||
|-
| [[Orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated raid on a rival guild's headquarters]] ||  
|-
| [[Order now and get a second set absolutely free]] ||
|-
| [[Organize an anarchist union]] ||
|-
| [[Organize an interspecies chess tournament]] ||  
|-
| [[Outrun that persistent shadow]] ||  
|-
| [[Outsource this quest to a certified professional]] ||
|-
| [[Outwit the other voice in the head]] ||
|-
| [[Overtake the undertaker]] ||
|}

==P==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_P"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Pack a lifetime of excitement into a single day]] || epic 
|-
| [[Paint a black hole white]] ||
|-
| [[Paint a mile of the road green]] ||  
|-
| [[Paint a word worth a thousand pictures]] || epic
|-
| [[Paint some prose purple]] ||
|-
| [[Paint the debt ceiling]] ||
|-
| [[Paint the grass on this side greener than the other side]] ||  
|-
| [[Paint the sky with stars]] || epic
|-
| [[Paint the town red]] ||  
|-
| [[Paint the white roses red]] ||  
|-
| [[Pair socks for a millipede]] ||
|-
| [[Part the sea of red tape]] ||  
|-
| [[Pass a Turing test]] ||  
|-
| [[Pass the test of time]] || epic 
|-
| [[Pass the tutorial level]] ||
|-
| [[Pave the information superhighway]] || 
|-
| [[Pay attention in small bills]] ||
|-
| [[Pay attention, with interest]] ||
|-
| [[Pay off the bill of rights]] ||
|-
| [[Perform a feat of undeniable deniability]] ||
|-
| [[Perform a spell check on a book of incantations]] ||
|-
| [[Perform acupuncture on a voodoo doll]] ||  
|-
| [[Perform an inventory check along the Chosen Ones' migration route]] ||  
|-
| [[Perform stand-up comedy for a pack of hyenas]] ||
|-
| [[Pick a bone with a skeleton]] ||   
|-
| [[Pick a fight with fate and win]] ||
|-
| [[Pick an ice flake from the top of Sky Peak]] ||
|-
| [[Pick up some chicken broth from the stock market]] ||
|-
| [[Pilot an astral plane]] ||
|-
| [[Pin the tail on the donkey]] ||  
|-
| [[Pity the fools]] ||  
|-
| [[Place all the chickens in the right pecking order]] ||
|-
| [[Place yardpebbles between the milestones]] || epic 
|-
| [[Plan a procrastinators' convention]] ||
|-
| [[Plan something spontaneous]] ||  
|-
| [[Plan to make a proper plan]] ||
|-
| [[Plant a beer garden]] ||
|-
| [[Plant a family tree]] ||  
|-
| [[Plant a kiss in a garden and watch it grow]] ||
|-
| [[Plant a seed of doubt in the plains of optimism]] ||
|-
| [[Plant a sustainable garden of hops and barley]] || 
|-
| [[Plant a tree for every monster killed]] ||  
|-
| [[Plant an escape root]] ||
|-
| [[Plant evidence in the monster's garden]] ||  
|-
| [[Plant relatives to grow family trees]] ||
|-
| [[Plant some shrubs to ward off the undead]] ||  
|-
| [[Plant something good and eternal]] ||  
|-
| [[Play dice with the universe]] || epic
|-
| [[Play the villain in another hero's story]] ||
|-
| [[Play the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin]] ||  
|-
| [[Play with the mice while the cat is away]] ||  
|-
| [[Plead temporary insanity]] ||
|-
| [[Please all people all of the time]] || epic 
|-
| [[Pluck a golden hair from the Devil's back and stay alive]] ||  
|-
| [[Plug an information leak]] ||
|-
| [[Poke Achilles' heel with a finger]] ||  
|-
| [[Poke a sleeping dragon in the eye and run away]] ||  
|-
| [[Poke the eye in the sky]] ||
|-
| [[Polish all the forks in the road]] || epic 
|-
| [[Polish the glass ceiling]] ||
|-
| [[Practice dentistry on a gift horse]] ||  
|-
| [[Practice what no one preaches]] ||  
|-
| [[Preach to the choir]] ||  
|-
| [[Prepare for the inevitable]] ||
|-
| [[Prepare for the unexpected]] ||
|-
| [[Prepare for trouble and make it a double]]  ||
|-
| [[Pretend to be doing an epic quest]] ||
|-
| [[Prevent a monkey from going bananas]] ||
|-
| [[Prevent stars from falling]] || epic
|-
| [[Prevent the dawn from breaking]] || epic
|-
| [[Protect a shadow from the sun]] ||
|-
| [[Protect the village from its mayor]] ||  
|-
| [[Protest against air pollution using smoke-signals]] ||
|-
| [[Protest diary censorship laws]] ||
|-
| [[Prove it can always be worse]] ||
|-
| [[Prove that all endings are beginnings]] ||
|-
| [[Prove that bad things come in threes]] ||  
|-
| [[Prove that for every quest there is an equal and opposite request]] ||  
|-
| [[Prove that heroes are intelligent life forms]] ||
|-
| [[Prove that nothing is fool-proof]] ||
|-
| [[Prove that nothing is possible by doing nothing]]  ||
|-
| [[Prove that resistance is not futile]] ||
|-
| [[Prove that the other heroes' gods don't exist]] ||  
|-
| [[Prove that the pun is mightier than the word]] ||
|-
| [[Prove that the world is flat]] ||  
|-
| [[Prove the critics wrong]] ||  
|-
| [[Provide the princess with a good night's sleep]] ||  
|-
| [[Pull a hat out of a rabbit]] ||  
|-
| [[Pull the swordfish out of the stone]] ||  
|-
| [[Punish the inner demon for bullying the inner child]] ||
|-
| [[Push the envelope at the local post office]] ||  
|-
| [[Push this quest to the limit]]  ||
|-
| [[Put a black hole into the middle of a donut]] ||  
|-
| [[Put a little life into dying]] ||
|-
| [[Put all the eggs in one basket]] ||  
|-
| [[Put an end to the Never-Ending Story]] ||  
|-
| [[Put off until tomorrow what could be done today]] ||
|-
| [[Put one foot in front of the other]] ||  
|-
| [[Put signposts on the road to nowhere]] ||  
|-
| [[Put the alphabet in chronological order]] ||
|-
| [[Put the alphabet in numerical order]] ||  
|-
| [[Put the cat back into the bag]] ||  
|-
| [[Put the harm in harmony]] ||
|-
| [[Put the laughter back in slaughter]] ||  
|-
| [[Put the sword back into the stone]] ||  
|-
| [[Put the undead to rest in the graveyard of the Chosen Ones]] || 
|-
| [[Put water under the bridge]] ||
|}

==Q==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_Q"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Question reality until it answers]] ||
|-
| [[Question sanity and wait for a reply]] ||
|-
| [[Question the need for a quest]] ||
|}

==R==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_R"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Race the sun to the edge of the horizon]] || epic
|-
| [[Raid a ghost town]] ||
|-
| [[Raise a family of dust bunnies]] || 
|-
| [[Raise the bar by lowering the standards]] ||
|-
| [[Rattle a few cages]] || 
|-
| [[Reach for the stars and take one]] ||  
|-
| [[Reach the end of a treadmill]] || epic
|-
| [[Reach the light at the end of the tunnel]] ||  
|-
| [[Reach the peak of imperfection]] ||
|-
| [[Reach the pinnacle of human achievement]] || 
|-
| [[Reach the unreachable]] || 
|-
| [[Read some tea leaves to see if there's trouble brewing]] || 
|-
| [[Realize there is no quest]] || epic
|-
| [[Reap and sow some wild oats]] ||
|-
| [[Rebuild those burnt bridges]] || epic
|-
| [[Recalibrate a moral compass]] ||
|-
| [[Recalibrate the doomsday calendar]] ||
|-
| [[Recalibrate the scales of justice]] ||
|-
| [[Record the silence of the lambs]] ||
|-
| [[Recruit a new lifeguard for the gene pool]] ||
|-
| [[Recruit a team for the next epic quest]] ||
|-
| [[Rediscover the world]] || epic
|-
| [[Rediscover uncharted territory]] ||
|-
| [[Redo the previous quest to get the alternate ending]] ||
|-
| [[Reenact the last quest in front of a live audience]] ||
|-
| [[Refill an empty promise]] ||
|-
| [[Refuel a think tank]] ||
|-
| [[Refuse to master reverse psychology]] ||  
|-
| [[Rehead a decapitated monster]] ||
|-
| [[Rehearse a speech for world domination]] ||  
|-
| [[Reheat a cold case]] ||
|-
| [[Reinvent the wheel]] ||  
|-
| [[Release the flaming snowman from a snowglobe prison]] || Christmas
|-
| [[Relive the glory days]] || 
|-
| [[Remember that thing that needed to be done]] ||
|-
| [[Remember the location of the Forgotten Tower]] ||  
|-
| [[Remember to learn to forget]] ||  
|-
| [[Remember what happened last night]] ||  
|-
| [[Reminisce about the good ol' days]] ||  
|-
| [[Remove the roadblock to success]] ||
|-
| [[Renew a birth certificate]] ||
|-
| [[Repaint the firewall]] ||  
|-
| [[Repair a broken dream]] ||  
|-
| [[Repair that stupid water chip]] ||  
|-
| [[Repair the crack of dawn]] ||  
|-
| [[Repair the quest randomizer]] ||
|-
| [[Repave the highway to hell]] ||
|-
| [[Replace Adam's apple with a pear]] ||
|-
| [[Replace the missing 404th milestone]] ||
|-
| [[Replace this quest with a different one]] ||  
|-
| [[Replenish the collection of bowling balls]] ||  
|-
| [[Request a re-quest of this quest]] ||  
|-
| [[Request an inquest into questionable quests]] ||
|-
| [[Reseed the great random favorably]] || epic
|-
| [[Rescue a captive from a diary factory]] ||
|-
| [[Rescue a trio of visually impaired rodents]] ||
|-
| [[Rescue an agoraphobic dwarf from the wilderness]] ||  
|-
| [[Rescue the camel from the last straw]] ||  
|-
| [[Rescue the canary from the coal mine]] ||
|-
| [[Rescue the dragon from the princess]] ||  
|-
| [[Rescue the dust bunnies caught in the lint trap]] ||
|-
| [[Resist everything but temptation]] ||  
|-
| [[Resupply the rumor mill]] ||
|-
| [[Resurrect a dead language]]  ||
|-
| [[Retake the tutorial]] ||
|-
| [[Retrieve a secret from the grave]] ||
|-
| [[Return an overdue library book]] ||  
|-
| [[Return junk mail to the sender]] ||
|-
| [[Return some lost weight to its owner]]  ||
|-
| [[Return the night to the living dead]]  ||  Halloween
|-
| [[Reunite a fool with his money]] ||
|-
| [[Reunite mother nature with father nature]] || epic
|-
| [[Reverse the world's rotation]] || epic
|-
| [[Revive a deadline]] ||
|-
| [[Revive the Dead Sea]] || epic 
|-
| [[Rewrite questing's safety procedures]] ||
|-
| [[Rewrite the diary in invisible ink]] ||  
|-
| [[Rewrite the dictionary in chronological order]] ||
|-
| [[Rid Godville of all the unnecessary drama]] || epic
|-
| [[Ride a camel through the eye of a needle]] ||
|-
| [[Ride an elevator to experience the ups and downs of life]] ||
|-
| [[Ride nightmares]] ||  Halloween
|-
| [[Ring the bell curve]] ||  
|-
| [[Rinse and repeat]] ||
|-
| [[Rip out a feather from a bald eagle's tail]] ||  
|-
| [[Rob a snow bank]] || Christmas 
|-
| [[Rock the cradle of civilization]] || epic
|-
| [[Rock the cradle of love]] ||
|-
| [[Roll a rock up a hill]] ||  
|-
| [[Roll the snowman back to the North Pole before he becomes extinct]] ||  Christmas
|-
| [[Rough up a smooth criminal]] ||
|-
| [[Round up a triad of squares]] ||  
|-
| [[Rub someone the wrong way]] ||  
|-
| [[Run around in squares]] ||
|-
| [[Run away and join the circus]] ||
|-
| [[Ruffle some feathers]] ||  
|}

==S==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_S"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Sack the town but provide a generous severance package]] ||  
|-
| [[Sacrifice dignity on the altar of entertainment]] ||
|-
| [[Sacrifice tradition on the altar of progress]] ||  
|-
| [[Salt a lake and make a sea]] || epic
|-
| [[Save Schr&#246;dinger's Cat, shoved by Maxwell's Demon into a Helmholtz resonator]] ||  
|-
| [[Save some time in a bottle]] ||  
|-
| [[Save the world anonymously]] || epic
|-
| [[Save the world in the nearby village]] ||  
|-
| [[Save up enough to pay attention]] ||  
|-
| [[Saw a leg off the periodic table]] ||  
|-
| [[Say the alphabet backwards while walking in a straight line]] ||  
|-
| [[Scale a mountain of paperwork]] ||
|-
| [[Scare a scarecrow]] ||  
|-
| [[Sculpt a figure of speech]] ||  
|-
| [[Search for a cross-eyed cyclops]] ||
|-
| [[Search for a polar bear in a snowstorm]] ||  Christmas
|-
| [[Secure a secret by swearing everyone to silence]] ||
|-
| [[See a falling star and make a wish]] ||  
|-
| [[See if great power comes with a big electric bill]] ||
|-
| [[See if killing time damages eternity]] ||
|-
| [[See if the pen really is mightier than the sword]] ||  
|-
| [[See what lies beyond godville's outer spiral]] ||
|-
| [[See who's laughing now]] ||
|-
| [[Seek a drama-free zone]] ||
|-
| [[Seek enlightenment by lighting up all the candles]] || 
|-
| [[Seek professional help]] ||
|-
| [[Seize the day and hold it for ransom]] ||  
|-
| [[Seize the day and let it go]] ||
|-
| [[Sell a bug as a feature]] ||  
|-
| [[Sell sand to some desert nomads]] ||  
|-
| [[Sell seashells by the seashore]] ||  
|-
| [[Sell ten donut holes on the black market]] ||  
|-
| [[Send a young hero on a pointless quest]] ||  
|-
| [[Send in the clowns]] || mini 
|-
| [[Separate the red beans from the green beans]] ||  
|-
| [[Serve hot dogs at a vegan event]] || mini 
|-
| [[Set a liar's pants on fire]] ||  
|-
| [[Set a new high score]] || epic
|-
| [[Set a new standard in standard-setting]] ||  
|-
| [[Set a speed record for going nowhere]] || epic
|-
| [[Set up a chain mail account]] ||  
|-
| [[Set up a zombie apocalypse]] ||  Halloween
|-
| [[Settle old scores in new ways]] ||  
|-
| [[Settle the argument over whether it's duck season or rabbit season]] ||  
|-
| [[Sew a stitch in time]] ||  
|-
| [[Shed light on an army of darkness]] ||
|-
| [[Show the other heroes how it's really done]] ||
|-
| [[Silence a babbling brook]] ||  
|-
| [[Silence the big bang]] || epic
|-
| [[Sing all of &#8220;99 bottles of beer on the wall!&#8221;]] ||  
|-
| [[Sing songs about unsung heroes]] ||
|-
| [[Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries]] ||  
|-
| [[Skate on thin ice]] ||  
|-
| [[Slam a revolving door]] ||
|-
| [[Slowly make haste]] ||  
|-
| [[Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory]] ||  
|-
| [[Sneak beer into the food pyramid]] ||
|-
| [[Sneak into a ninja convention]] ||
|-
| [[Sneak up on the periodic table and add the element of surprise]] ||
|-
| [[Sneakily follow another hero on their quest, to make sure they don't screw around]] ||  
|-
| [[Solve a basket case]] ||
|-
| [[Solve a catch-22 in 21 easy steps]] ||
|-
| [[Solve a murder of crows]] ||
|-
| [[Solve the Sphinx's Riddle]] ||  
|-
| [[Spackle over a crack in the space-time continuum]] ||  
|-
| [[Spend a night at seven deadly inns]] || epic
|-
| [[Spend a night in a haunted house]] ||  
|-
| [[Spread blasphemies about all false gods]] ||  
|-
| [[Sprinkle some medicinal plants into the aboriginal peace pipe]] ||  
|-
| [[Squeeze some blood from a stone]] ||  
|-
| [[Stage a fundraiser to forgive the debts of the morally bankrupt]] ||
|-
| [[Stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy]] ||
|-
| [[Start a collective panic attack]]  ||
|-
| [[Start a contagious yawn that affects everyone]] ||  
|-
| [[Start a fashion revolution]] ||  
|-
| [[Start a fight in the war room]] ||  
|-
| [[Start a magic-beans-for-livestock exchange program]] ||  
|-
| [[Start at the end and work back to the beginning]] ||  
|-
| [[Start the %new_guild% guild in Godville]] ||  
|-
| [[Starve a cold and feed a fever]] ||  
|-
| [[Stay alive for one entire quest]] ||  
|-
| [[Steal a kiss from a thief]] ||
|-
| [[Steal an impostor's identity]] || 
|-
| [[Steal honey from the hive mind]] || 
|-
| [[Steal someone's thunder]] ||  
|-
| [[Steal the silver lining from a dark cloud]] ||  
|-
| [[Step on every crack in the road between Godville and Deville]] ||  
|-
| [[Stop a child from becoming an atheist]] ||  
|-
| [[Stop the fat lady from singing]] || 
|-
| [[Stop the final countdown]] || epic
|-
| [[Stop the past from coming to pass]] || epic
|-
| [[Stop the song that never ends]] ||  
|-
| [[Stop treating everything as a quest]] ||
|-
| [[Strike a match made in heaven]] ||
|-
| [[Strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force]] ||  
|-
| [[Strike for fairer questing]] ||
|-
| [[Subvert divine expectations]] ||
|-
| [[Subvert the standard paradigms of the fantasy genre]] ||  
|-
| [[Succeed where all others have failed]] || epic 
|-
| [[Succeed without trying]] ||
|-
| [[Summon an evil demon and tease it by calling it names and blowing raspberries]] ||  
|-
| [[Supervise the annual guild spring cleaning]] ||  
|-
| [[Survive a suicide mission]] ||
|-
| [[Survive an identity crisis]] ||
|-
| [[Survive the zombie apocalypse]] ||  Halloween
|-
| [[Sweat the small stuff]] ||
|-
| [[Sweep the desert]] ||  
|-
| [[Swim in mainstream society]] ||  
|-
| [[Swim through a pool of sorrow and catch some waves of joy]] ||  
|-
| [[Swim with the loan sharks]] ||
|}

==T==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_T"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Take a bath in a meteor shower]] ||
|-
| [[Take a bite out of every piece of fruit in the Garden of Eden]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a bite out of the food chain]] ||
|-
| [[Take a break and then return it with an apology]] ||
|-
| [[Take a break from questing and relax]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a carousel for a spin]] ||
|-
| [[Take a class in elf defense]] ||
|-
| [[Take a day off]] ||
|-
| [[Take a dip in the data stream]] ||
|-
| [[Take a fuzzy memory and make it smooth]] ||
|-
| [[Take a hike]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a hurricane by storm]] ||
|-
| [[Take a long walk off a short pier]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a lost kitten to the Temple of Bast]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a meteor shower]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a mini-quest and turn it epic]] || epic
|-
| [[Take a nap in the lap of luxury]] ||
|-
| [[Take a paintball test and pass with flying colors]] ||
|-
| [[Take a pop quiz at the drink factory]] ||
|-
| [[Take a stand for Monster Rights]] ||
|-
| [[Take a swim in the Sea of Tranquility]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a time-out and sit in the corner]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a trip down memory lane]] ||  
|-
| [[Take a turn for the worse]] ||
|-
| [[Take a walk on the wild side]] ||  
|-
| [[Take advantage of an unlimited time offer]] ||
|-
| [[Take an anger mismanagement class]] ||  
|-
| [[Take an ego trip]] ||
|-
| [[Take an underwater basket weaving class]] ||  
|-
| [[Take back the night and get a refund]] ||  
|-
| [[Take candy from a baby]] ||  
|-
| [[Take care of a Godville Administrator's egg until it hatches]] ||  
|-
| [[Take down the head of the monsters' labor union]] ||  
|-
| [[Take early retirement, but keep questing as a hobby]] ||  
|-
| [[Take holy orders]] ||  
|-
| [[Take one for the team]] ||  
|-
| [[Take part in the search for the Holy Packet]] ||  
|-
| [[Take questing down a notch]] ||
|-
| [[Take something from one guy and bring it to another guy for a reward]] ||  
|-
| [[Take the Rosetta stone to the Tower of Babel]] ||  
|-
| [[Take the bull by the horns]] || mini 
|-
| [[Take the emergency exit without panicking]] ||
|-
| [[Take the little piggy all the way home]] ||  
|-
| [[Take the moral high ground, by force if necessary]] ||  
|-
| [[Take the stage and leave with it]] ||
|-
| [[Take time off for good behavior]] ||  
|-
| [[Take two aspirin and quest again in the morning]] ||  
|-
| [[Talk the hind legs off a donkey]] ||  
|-
| [[Tame a mechanical bull]] ||
|-
| [[Tame a wild card]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach a coyote to catch a roadrunner]] ||
|-
| [[Teach a cricket to play cricket]] ||
|-
| [[Teach a fish to catch a human]] ||
|-
| [[Teach a fish to climb trees]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach a mime the official sign language of Godville]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach a phoenix to play with fire]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach a pig to fly]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach an elephant to forget]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach an old dog new tricks]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach chickens to use crosswalks]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach math how to solve its own problems]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach some pigs Latin]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach the insomniac sheep to count jumping humans]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony]] ||  
|-
| [[Teach these monsters some manners]] ||  
|-
| [[Tell the plumber that his princess is in another castle]] ||  
|-
| [[Tempt fate with milk and cookies]] ||  
|-
| [[Test how loud silence can be]] ||
|-
| [[Test the limits of an 'all-you-can-eat' buffet]] ||  
|-
| [[Think of a witty quest idea]] ||  
|-
| [[Throw a monkey wrench into the works]] ||
|-
| [[Tickle a dragon until it cries &#8220;uncle&#8221;]] ||  
|-
| [[Tie a rainbow]] || epic
|-
| [[Tie up the loose ends in the string theory]] ||  
|-
| [[Tip every cow in the village fields]] ||  
|-
| [[Touch the sky]] || epic
|-
| [[Train a catfish to use a litter box]] ||
|-
| [[Train a cow to jump over the moon]] ||  
|-
| [[Train a crouching tiger to find the hidden dragon]] ||  
|-
| [[Train a guide dog for the color blind]] ||  
|-
| [[Train the quick brown fox to jump over lazy dogs]] ||  
|-
| [[Trap a mime in an invisible box]] ||  
|-
| [[Travel back in time to prevent myself from starting this quest]] ||  
|-
| [[Travel east until it turns into west]] || epic 
|-
| [[Travel through a wormhole]] ||
|-
| [[Travel to a fugue state]] ||
|-
| [[Travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off of it]] ||  
|-
| [[Travel to the center of attention]] || epic
|-
| [[Travel to the field of dreams and wake everyone up]] ||  
|-
| [[Travel up a creek without a paddle]] ||  
|-
| [[Tread water in a frozen lake]] ||  
|-
| [[Trim down the city lawn]] || guild
|-
| [[Triple-cross a double-crosser]] ||  
|-
| [[Try all seven deadly sins]] || epic
|-
| [[Try every trick in the book]] || epic 
|-
| [[Try everything once, and maybe even twice]] || epic
|-
| [[Try not to think about penguins]] || mini
|-
| [[Try out the auto-walk feature]] ||
|-
| [[Try to cash a reality check]] ||  
|-
| [[Try to fail and succeed]] ||  
|-
| [[Try to look busy]] ||  
|-
| [[Try to shake the feeling of being watched]] ||  
|-
| [[Tuck in the four corners of the world]] || epic
|-
| [[Turn a sun dial up to the max]] || epic
|-
| [[Turn a tactical defeat into a strategic victory]] ||
|-
| [[Turn all the tables]] || epic
|-
| [[Turn over all the new leaves in %town_name%]] || guild
|-
| [[Turn raisins back into grapes]] ||
|-
| [[Turn up the silence until it's audible]] ||
|-
| [[Twinkle like a little star]] ||
|-
| [[Twist a plot]] ||
|}

==U==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_U"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Unanswer an unasked question]] ||
|-
| [[Unchain the lightning]] ||
|-
| [[Unify quantum mechanics with relativity]] ||  
|-
| [[Unlearn what has been learnt]] || epic 
|-
| [[Unlock the next quest area]] || 
|-
| [[Unmask a blessing in disguise]] ||
|-
| [[Unscramble an egg]] ||  mini
|-
| [[Unsolve a generic mystery]] ||  
|-
| [[Untwist the plot]] ||
|-
| [[Unwind a ball of string theory]] ||
|-
| [[Use a black light to find white noise]] ||
|-
| [[Use a thesaurus to achieve word domination]] ||
|-
| [[Use the means to justify the end]] || 
|}

==V==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_V"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Venture into a black hole and turn on the light]] ||  
|-
| [[Violently vanquish virulent vermin]] ||
|-
| [[Visit enough signs to learn sign language]] ||
|-
| [[Volunteer as a crash test dummy]] ||
|}

==W==
  
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_W"
! style="width: 70%"|Quest
! style="width: 25%"|Type
|-
| [[Wait for the cows to come home]] ||  
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| [[Wake someone who sleeps with the fishes]] || mini 
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| [[Wake the dead with breakfast in bed]] ||  
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| [[Wake up early enough to do nothing all day]] ||
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| [[Wake up the sleeping pills]] ||
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| [[Walk halfway around the world, then give up and head back]] ||  
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| [[Walk off a broken leg]] ||
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| [[Walk the entire length of the information highway]] ||  
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| [[Walk through a Boolean gate]] ||  
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| [[Walk to Godville University and back, uphill both ways]] ||  
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| [[Warm all of Godville's benches]] || epic 
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| [[Waste time productively]] ||  
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| [[Watch a cup of water evaporate]] ||  
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| [[Watch over %town_name% guards]] || guild
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| [[Watch the grass grow]] ||  
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| [[Watch this quest complete itself]] ||
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| [[Weave a web of lies with the thread of truth]] ||  
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| [[Weigh an anchor]]  ||  
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| [[Whitewash a black cat]]  ||
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| [[Win a dwarven drinking contest]] ||  
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| [[Win a freestyle canoe dancing competition]] ||  
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| [[Win a game of croquet against the queen of hearts]] ||  
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| [[Win a game of hide and seek against the invisible man]] ||  
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| [[Win a staring contest against a statue]] ||  
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| [[Win only half the battle]] ||
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| [[Win second place in a beauty contest]] ||  
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| [[Wind-up a windmill]] ||
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| [[Wrestle gravity into submission]] ||
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| [[Write a holy book]] ||  
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| [[Write a rule in the unwritten rule book]] ||
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| [[Write a summary of the dictionary]] ||  
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| [[Write a walk-through for that last quest]] ||
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