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This is a list of known '''[[Equipment]]''' in [[Godville]], initially seeded from a scan of over 49k heroes, but has been extensively updated since.

All Equipment entries have been linked to the corresponding article, so you can tell by the item's color if a descriptive page exists ({{Fake link|Blue Text}}) or not ({{Fake redlink|Red Text}}).  You are encouraged to create or embellish those descriptive pages.

Spelling, punctuation and durability should reflect the real spelling, punctuation and durability used in the game — please only correct these if you have observed and verified the change. Durability may be noted as follow : <code>lowest durability seen to highest durability seen</code>. Any such corrections may also need to be made in several other places around the Godwiki.

==Equipment Types==

There are several types of Equipment, which the hero wears or wields in different ways. They are indicated by a single-letter ''flag'' in the '''Type''' column:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Flag !! Interpretation
|-
| A || on Arms
|-
| B || on Body
|-
| H || on Head
|-
| L || on Legs
|-
| S || Shield
|-
| T || Talisman
|-
| W || Weapon
|}

==1==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_1"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[1-up mushroom]]   || T || +32 to +33
|-
| [[128-bit encryption]]   || S || +57 to 61
|}

==2==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_2"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[2D glasses]]   || H || +19
|}

==8==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_8"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[8-bit sword]]   || W || +34
|-
| [[8-inch floppy disk]]   || S || +7
|}

==A==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_A"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Abs of steel]]   || B || +84 to +90
|-
| [[Achilles' heel]]   || T || +10 to +23
|-
| [[Acid rock]]   || T || +56 to +57
|-
| [[Acid tongue]]   || H || +133 to +144
|-
| [[ACME leg-breaking boots]]   || L || +6
|-
| [[Ad-blocker]]   || S || +38
|-
| [[Adam's costume]]   || B || -10 to -8
|-
| [[Adamantlers]]   || H || +65 to +68
|-
| [[Adamantium thimble]]   || A || +121
|-
| [[Admin's tambourine]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Advertising board]]   || S || -3
|-
| [[Aegis of absolute protection]] || S || +131 to +134
|-
| [[Afterlife preserver]]   || B || +137
|-
| [[Albatross necklace]]   || T || +85
|-
| [[Alchemist's robe]]   || B || -2
|-
| [[Alchy's sword]]   || W || +18
|-
| [[Alien spacesuit]]   || B || +20 to +21
|-
| [[All-terrain rollerblades]]  || L || +121
|-
| [[All-terrain sandals]]   || L || -1
|-
| [[All-terrain slippers]]   || L || +51
|-
| [[All-thumbs gloves]] || A || +92 to +98
|-
| [[All weather tire]] || B || +138 to +139
|-
| [[Alpha mail]]   || B || +58
|-
| [[Amethyst collar]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Amulet of false hope]] || T || +109 to +130
|-
| [[Amulet of industrial strength]]   || T || +100 to +101
|-
| [[Amulet of omni-impotence]]   || T || +9
|-
| [[Amulet of refraction]]   || T || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Amulet of the Coffin Maker]]   || T || -2
|-
| [[Anchor tattoos]]   || A || +11
|-
| [[Ancient cork]]   || T || -3
|-
| [[Ancient CPU]]   || S || +11 to +13
|-
| [[Angry bird]]   || W || +30
|-
| [[Animated shorts]]   || L || +96 to +102
|-
| [[Anti-goliath sling]]   || W || +26
|-
| [[Anti-lock brakes]]   || L || +88 to +114
|-
| [[Anti-meteor helmet]]   || H || +40
|-
| [[Anti-meteor umbrella]]   || S || +9
|-
| [[Anti-missile active cap]]   || H || +8
|-
| [[Anti-mosquito hat]]   || H || -6
|-
| [[Anti-radiation suit]]   || B || +20 to +21
|-
| [[Anti-trust suit]]  || B || +116
|-
| [[Antibodies]]   || B ||  +96 to +107
|-
| [[Antigravity boots]]   || L || +86 to +90
|-
| [[Antimatter horn]]   || T || +92
|-
| [[Antlers helmet]] || H || +9
|-
| [[Apollo's sunshade]]   || H || +97 to +120
|-
| [[Arctic circle]]   || T || +41 to +45
|-
| [[Armadillo shield]]   || S || +7 to +8
|-
| [[Armlets of a labor teacher]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Armlets of misfortune]]   || A || 0 to +2
|-
| [[Armor geddon]]   || B || +101 to +114
|-
| [[Armor of Might and Magic]]   || B || +25 to +28
|-
| [[Armor of night invisibility]]   || B || +88 to +94
|-
| [[Armor of purity]]   || B || +13 to +14
|-
| [[Armor of the Fallen Demon]]   || B || +24
|-
| [[Armor of the mighty moron]]   || B || +19 to +20
|-
| [[Armor of the True Chosen One]]   || B || +57 to +61
|-
| [[Armor of True Chosen One]]   || B || 
|-
| [[Armored door]]   || S || +15 to +17
|-
| [[Armored dunce cap]]   || H || +5 to +8
|-
| [[Armored tank top]]   || B || +83
|-
| [[Arrowproof kneepads]]   || L || +125
|-
| [[Arrowproof vest]]   || B || +28
|-
| [[Asbestos fingers]]   || A || +82
|-
| [[Aspen cross]]   || T || +34 to +36
|-
| [[Asteroid belt]]   || B || +46 to +49
|-
| [[AT-field]]   || S || +35 to +37
|-
| [[Athlete's exercise slippers]]   || L || +1
|-
| [[Athlete's feet]]   || L || +78
|-
| [[Atomic high boots]]   || L || +7
|-
| [[Atomizer]]   || W || +90 to +93
|-
| [[Attachable limbs]]   || A || +26 to +27
|-
| [[Attachable tentacles]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Augmented kevlar vest]]   || B || +14 to +16
|-
| [[Automatic badaboom]]   || W || +32 to +37
|-
| [[Automatic slingshot]]   || W || +50 to +59
|-
| [[Autumn sleeves]]   || A || +61 to +64
|-
| [[Award robe]]   || B || +95 to +101
|-
| [[Awkward paws]]   || A || +71 to +83
|-
| [[Axe of despotism]]   || W || +126
|-
| [[Axe of headbanging]]   || W || +23 to +26
|-
| [[Axe of valor]]   || W || +95 to +97
|-
| [[Axecalibur]]   || W || +134
|-
| [[Axes of evil]]   || W || +43 to +47
|-
| [[Aye-aye cap]]   || H || +77 to +79
|}

==B==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_B"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Backpack with holes]]   || B || -10
|-
| [[Back-scratching backstabber]]   || W ||
|-
| [[Bad mood ring]] || A || +100 to +105	
|-
| [[Bag of runes]]   || T || +4
|-
| [[Baking mitt]]   || A || -6 to -4
|-
| [[Bald fur cap]]   || H || -8 to -7
|-
| [[Ballpoint pen]]   || W || +49
|-
| [[Banana gun]]   || W || +19 to +21
|-
| [[Banhammer]]   || W || +32
|-
| [[Bank vault door]] || S || +99 to +100
|-
| [[Bartenderizer]]   || W || +87 to +92
|-
| [[Basilisk jaw]]   || T || +20 to +22
|-
| [[Basilisk's ear]]   || T || +1 to +2
|-
| [[Basilisk's foot]]   || L || +25
|-
| [[Basswood shield]]   || S || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Bast boots of richness]]   || L || +1 to +2
|-
| [[Bastion shield]]   || S || +10
|-
| [[Bat signal]]   || T || +60 to +70
|-
| [[Bath towel]]   || H || +1
|-
| [[Bathrobe]]   || B || -8 to -6
|-
| [[Bathroom slippers]]   || L || -8
|-
| [[Batman's cowl]]   || H || +18
|-
| [[Battle dwarf's muffin]]   || W || +7
|-
| [[Battle shovel]]   || W || -1
|-
| [[Beach sandals]]   || L || -9
|-
| [[Beach towel of doom]]   || B || +64 to +65
|-
| [[Beanie of elusiveness]]   || H || +73 to +81
|-
| [[Bear arms]]   || A || +24
|-
| [[Beard of bees]]   || H || +125 to +128
|-
| [[Beard of epicness]]   || H || +46 to +48
|-
| [[Beautiful coral]]   || T || +10
|-
| [[Beauty pageant tiara]]   || H || +110 to +116
|-
| [[Beehive on a stick]]   || W || +16
|-
| [[Beer goggles]]   || H || +4
|-
| [[Behavior modification stick]] || W || +148
|-
| [[Bell-mouthed gauntlets]]   || A || -1
|-
| [[Beret of artistic pretense]] || H || +138 to +160
|-
| [[Bi-sickle]]   || W || +36 to +37
|-
| [[Big bangles]]   || A || +66 to +67
|-
| [[Big pot cover]]   || S || -5
|-
| [[Big book of self defence]]  || S || +110 to +120
|-
| [[Biker's helmet]]   || H || +6 to +7
|-
| [[Biodegradable armor]]   || B || +82 to +83
|-
| [[Biological cloak]] || B || +60 to +66
|-
| [[Bionic commando's arm]]   || A || +28 to +30
|-
| [[Birthday suit]]   || B || -10 to -8
|-
| [[Black box recorder]]   || T || +98 to +99
|-
| [[Black galoshes]]   || L ||
|-
| [[Black light armor]]   || B || +80 to +85
|-
| [[Blackhawk down jacket]]   || B || +90 to +96
|-
| [[Blacksmith's sledgehammer]]   || W || +13 to +14
|-
| [[Blade of grass]]   || W || +50 to +51
|-
| [[Blade of infinite dullness]]   || W || +99 to +103
|-
| [[Blade running shoes]]   ||  L || +101 +103
|-
| [[Blame deflector]]   ||  S || +118 to +158
|-
| [[Blasting cap]]   || H || +107 to +122
|-
| [[Blind faith]]   || S || +78 to +81
|-
| [[Blindfold of accuracy]] || H || +130
|-
| [[Blindfold of invisibility]]   || H || +73 to +75
|-
| [[Blindfold of justice]]   || H || +48 to +50
|-
| [[Block chainmail]] || B || +146
|-
| [[Blue screen of death]]   || S || +46 to +48
|-
| [[Boatswain's hobnailed boots]]   || L ||
|-
| data-sort-value="Boeing jet boots" | [['Boeing' jet boots]]   || L || +4
|-
| [[Bogus Rolex]]   || A || -5
|-
| [[Boiler plate mail]]   || B || +66 to +67
|-
| [[Bonsai tree of knowledge]]   || T || +98 to +99
|-
| [[Bonus footage]] || L || +111 to +153
|-
| [[Boom boxers]]   || L || +93 to +104
|-
| [[Boomerang sock]]   || W || +12 to +14
|-
| [[Boomstick]]   || W || +52
|-
| [[Booster pack]] || T || +110 to +120
|-
| [[Boots of all evil]]   || L || +47 to +49
|-
| [[Boots of depleted uranium]]   || L || +19
|-
| [[Boots of Eternal Fatigue]]   || L || +6
|-
| [[Boots of extraordinary charisma]]   || L || +22 to +24
|-
| [[Boots of hastiness]]  || L || +120
|-
| [[Boots of hasty retreat]] || L || +95 to +98
|-
| [[Boots of outrageous toughness]]   || L || +19 to +23
|-
| [[Boots of procrastination]] || L || +105 to +119
|-
| [[Boots of resistance]]   || L || +26 to +28
|-
| [[Boots of righteous indignation]]   || L || +61 to +68
|-
| [[Boots of riverdancing]]   || L || +61 to +71
|-
| [[Boots of scorched earth policy]]   || L || +16
|-
| [[Boots of sprained ankles]]   || L || +144
|-
| [[Boots of vulnerability]]   || L || +19 to +22
|-
| [[Bossypants]]   ||  L  || +92
|-
| [[Bottled up emotions]]   ||  T || +111 to +125
|-
| [[Bottom armor]]   || L || +30
|-
| [[Boxing gloves]]   || A || -2
|-
| [[Bracers of embracing]]   || A || +53 to +54
|-
| [[Brain freeze ray]]   || W || +150
|-
| [[Braveman's quilted coat]]   || B || +18
|-
| [[Breathing mask]]   || H || -7
|-
| [[Breeches of etiquette]]   || H || +97 to +99
|-
| [[Broken mirror]]   || T || +49 to +53
|-
| [[Broken promise ring]]   || T || +35
|-
| [[Broken washing tub]]   || S || -3
|-
| [[Broomstick]]   || W || +20 to +22
|-
| [[Bubble wrap breastplate]]   || B || +35 to +38
|-
| [[Bucket of sensory deprivation]] || H || +108 to +119
|-
| [[Bull's eye]]   || T || -4
|-
| [[Bull's horn]]   || W || +21
|-
| [[Bull-shield]]   || S || +19 to +20
|-
| [[Bulletproof Monk (Equipment)|Bulletproof Monk]]   || S || +12 to +16
|-
| [[Bulletproof T-shirt]]   || B || +12 to +13
|-
| [[Bullyproof vest]]   || B || +80 to +89
|-
| [[Bunny suit]]   || B || +6 to +7
|-
| [[Bunny-ear slippers]]   || L || +5
|-
| [[Burning shield]]   || S || +8 to +9
|-
| [[Butcher's axe]]   || W || +15
|}

==C==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_C"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Camel hair mittens]]   || A || -3 to -2
|-
| [[Camouflaged cloak]]   || B || -4
|-
| [[Can of WMD-40]]   || W || +66 to +72
|-
| [[Canvas gloves]]   || A || -8
|-
| [[Cap with IR-sight]]   || H || +10
|-
| [[Cape of Adena's sorrow]]   || B || +5 to +10
|-
| [[Cape of impunity]]   || B || +2 to +3
|-
| [[Captain's log]] || W || +49
|-
| [[Captured flag]]   || T || -6
|-
| [[Car door]]   || S || +11
|-
| [[Carbon fiber sword of idiocy]]   || W || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Cardboard box]]   || H || -9 to -8
|-
| [[Cardinal's cape]]   || B || +26 to +28
|-
| [[Carnival mask]]   || H || +52 to +53
|-
| [[Carrot on a stick]]   || T || -10 to -9
|-
| [[Carton armor]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Cash cowl]]   || H || +106 to +112
|-
| [[Cast iron panama hat]]   || H || +4 to +6
|-
| [[Cast iron shield]]   || S || +2 to +3
|-
| [[Cattlepult]]   || W || +117 to +133
|-
| [[Cavalryman's bracers]]   || A || +11 to +14
|-
| [[Cement shoes]]   || L || +23 to +24
|-
| data-sort-value="censored bar" | [['censored' bar]]   || B || +29 to +31
|-
| [[Centipede's jogging boots]]   || L || +4
|-
| [[Central parka]]   || B || +70 to +71
|-
| [[Ceremonial cap]]   || H || -2 to 0
|-
| [[Chain e-mail]]   || B || +43 to +52
|-
| [[Chain-letter mail]]   || B || +32 to +34
|-
| [[Chain-mail yarmulke]]   || H || +12
|-
| [[Chainmail snuggie]]   || B || +25 to +28
|-
| [[Chainsaw of dismemberment]]   || W || +37 to +40
|-
| [[Chainsaw of events]]   || W || +88 to +92
|-
| [[Chakra of Kahn]]   || T || +95 to +119
|-
| [[Chameleon socks]]   || L || +27
|-
| [[Chaplet of destiny]]   || T || +31
|-
| [[Chariot wheel hubcap]] || S || +99 to +107
|-
| [[Cheat sheet]]   || T || +56 + 58
|-
| [[Chemical protection suit]]   || B || -1 to 0
|-
| [[Chicken leg]]   || T || +4 to +21
|-
| [[Chicken suit]]   || B || +4 to +6
|-
| [[Chinese finger trap]]   || A || +43
|-
| [[Chitinous armor]]   || B || +11
|-
| [[Choke collar]] || H || +100 to +104
|-
| [[Chopstick]]   || W || -5 to -4
|-
| [[Christmas stockings]]   || L || +40
|-
| [[Chrome dome]]   || H || +95 to +101
|-
| [[Clairvoyant's third eye]]   || T || +8
|-
| [[Class action suit]]   || B || +33 to +34
|-
| [[Clawed glove]]   || A || +28
|-
| [[Clever clogs]]   || L || +56 to +62
|-
| [[Cloak of artificial modesty]] || B || +100 to +106
|-
| [[Cloak of cloaking]]   || B || +55 to +62
|-
| [[Cloak of daggers]]   || B || +44 to +46
|-
| [[Cloak of permissiveness]]   || B || +1
|-
| [[Cloak of visibility]]   || B || +31 to +34
|-
| [[Close-contact lenses]]   || H || +78 to +79
|-
| [[Club of people's wrath]]   || W || +3
|-
| [[Club of aces]] || W || +138 to +140
|-
| [[Coarse gloves]]   || A || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Coat of honor]] || B || +137 to +148
|-
| [[Cobra's venomous tooth]]   || T || +2
|-
| [[Cocked hat]]   || H || -6
|-
| [[Cocktail umbrella]]   || S || +4 to +5
|-
| [[Coconut bra]]   || B || -1 to 0
|-
| [[Coffee table top]]   || S || -2 to -1
|-
| [[Coffin lid]]   || S || -1
|-
| [[Cold shoulder pads]]   || A || +50
|-
| [[Cold shoulderpads]] || A || +103 to +105
|-
| [[Collar of duty]]   || T || +62
|-
| [[Colossal blunderbuss]]   || W || +93
|-
| [[Comb-over]]   || H || +87 to +94
|-
| [[Combo breaker]] || S || +100 to +105
|-
| [[Comfort zone]]   || S || +54 to +58
|-
| [[Communication barrier]] || S || +126
|-
| [[Compass of misdirection]]   || T || +23 to +25
|-
| [[Compound bow tie]] || H || +118
|-
| [[Concrete boots of agility]]   || L || +38 to +39
|-
| [[Conquistador's cuirass]]   || B || +3 to +4
|-
| [[Conscript's coat]]   || B || +5
|-
| [[Containment breeches]]   || L || +100
|-
| [[Contra band]]   || H || +56
|-
| [[Cook's cap]]   || H || -5
|-
| [[Cool crystal]]   || T || +4 to +5
|-
| [[Cool sunglasses]]   || H || +30
|-
| [[Coping mechanism]]   || T || +122 to +128
|-
| [[Corduroy ninja outfit]]   || B || +73 to +80
|-
| [[Counter offer]]   || S || +78 to +80
|-
| [[Cover of darkness]]   || H || +64 to +65
|-
| [[Cow bell]]   || T || +23 to +25
|-
| [[Cowboy's lariat]]   || W || +23
|-
| [[Cowboy's lasso]]   || W ||
|-
| [[Crime ring]]   || T || +114 to +132
|-
| [[Croaking device]]   || T || +75
|-
| [[Crosshairs]]   || H || +130 to +150
|-
| [[Crown molding]]   || H || +78 to +83
|-
| [[Crystal armor]]   || B || +15
|-
| [[Crystal diadem]]   || H || +20 to +21
|-
| [[Crystal heart]]   || T || +96 to +101
|-
| [[Crystal shield]]   || S || +4
|-
| [[Cthulhu's tentacle]]   || T || +9 to +10
|-
| [[Cubic feet]]   || L || +38
|-
| [[Cuckold's helmet]]   || H ||
|-
| [[Cup of woe]]   || T || +12 to +14
|-
| [[Cupboard door]]   || S || -4
|-
| [[Curmudgeon bludgeon]]   || W || +138 to +149
|-
| [[Cursed lucky charm]]   || T || -2 to -1
|-
| [[Custom skin]]   || B || +67 to +69
|-
| [[Cutting edge technology]]   || W || +107 to +128
|-
| [[Cutting-edge weapon]]   || W || +74 to +75
|}

==D==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_D"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Daisy chainmail]]   || B || +75 to +98
|-
| [[Dark matter hat]]   || H || +9 to +11
|-
| [[Darksaber]]   || W || +14 to +16
|-
| [[Darth waders]]   || L || +39 to +42
|-
| [[Data miner's headlamp]]   || H || +81 to +93
|-
| [[Data mining headlamp]]  || H || +131
|-
| [[Data spike]] || W || +18
|-
| [[Dead poets club]] || W || +126 to +135
|-
| [[Death note (Equipment)|Death note]]   || T || +33
|-
| [[Death rattle]]   || T || -1
|-
| [[Death's door]]   || S || +39 to +40
|-
| [[Death's sickle]]   || W || +80 to +86
|-
| [[Deck of Tarot cards]]   || T || +26 to +27
|-
| [[Decoder ring]]   || A || +37 to +39
|-
| [[Decorative moose antlers]]   || H || +136 to +147
|-
| [[Deely boppers]] || H || +112 to +121
|-
| [[Deep-sea waders]]   || L || +103 to +119
|-
| [[Deer hunter's boots]]   || L || +17
|-
| [[Defence attorney]] || S || +130 to +157
|-
| [[Deja view glasses]]   || H || +96 to +98
|-
| [[Demagoggles]]   || H || +134
|-
| [[Demolition derby]]   || H || +81 to +85
|-
| [[Demon's heart]]   || T || +43 to +45
|-
| [[Demons heart]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Derby hat]]   || H || +9
|-
| [[Detachable tentacles]]   || A || +15
|-
| [[Diamond duster]]  || B || +146
|-
| [[Dice of doom]]   || T || +48
|-
| [[Dielectric boots of Zeus]]   || L || +38 to +40
|-
| [[Dielectric overshoes]]   || L || -5
|-
| [[Diet cloak]] || B || +11 to +13
|-
| [[Dignity shredder]]   || W || +125 to +136
|-
| [[Dimensionless gloves]]   || A || +43
|-
| [[Diplomatic immunity]]   || S || +31 to +43
|-
| [[Dirty sketchers]]   || L || -4
|-
| [[Dis-organizer]]   || T || +4 to +5
|-
| [[Disbelief suspenders]]  || L || +130
|-
| [[Disposable thumbs]] || A || +133 to +151
|-
| [[Distributor cap]]   || H || +130 to +140
|-
| [[Diver's flippers]]   || L || -6
|-
| [[Do-not-touch screen]]   || S || +132 to +140
|-
| [[Document folder]]   || S || -8 to -7
|-
| [[Domino]]   || T || 0
|-
| [[Donkey head mask]]   || H || -8
|-
| [[Doomerang]]   || W || +96
|-
| [[Double eye patch]]   || H || +103 to +128
|-
| [[Double eye-patch]]   || H || +34 to +36
|-
| [[Double peglegs]]   || L || +31
|-
| [[Dragon ball]]   || T || +80 to +81
|-
| [[Dragon eggshell]]   || S || +18 to +19
|-
| [[Dragon scale pajamas]]   || B || +54
|-
| [[Dragon skin jacket]]   || B || +42
|-
| [[Dragonscale stockings]]   || L || +99 +106
|-
| [[Dragon's claw]]   || W || 0 to +1
|-
| [[Dragon's molar]]   || T || +18 to +20
|-
| [[Dragon's wisdom tooth]] || T || +115 to +120
|-
| [[Dramatic paws]]   || A || +47 to +49
|-
| [[Drapes of wrath]]   || B || +86 to +90
|-
| [[Dreadlocks]]   || H || +16 to +17
|-
| [[Dress rehearsal]]   || B || +84
|-
| [[Dried fish]]   || W || -9 to -7
|-
| [[Drunkard's liver]]   || T || +8 to +10
|-
| [[Duct tape bracers]]   || A || +19
|-
| [[Duel-purpose gloves]] || A || +95 to +102
|-
| [[Durable shield]]   || S || +16 to +18
|-
| [[Dwarf bread]]   || W || +32
|-
| [[Dwarven cap]]   || H || +7
|-
| [[Dwarven ceremonial bracers]]   || A || +33 to +34
|-
| [[Dwarven crossbow]]   || W || +28
|-
| [[Dwarven cuffs]]   || A || -1
|}

==E==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_E"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Ear trumpet]]   || H || +117 to +134
|-
| [[Early warning system]]   || T || -1
|-
| [[Earmuffs of selective deafness]] || H || +129 to +133
|-
| [[Earmuffs of solitude]]   || H || +64 to +68
|-
| [[Ears necklace]]   || T || -5 to -3
|-
| [[Earthworm Jim's boots]]   || L || 
|-
| [[Easy button]] || T || +8
|-
| [[Edward's scissorhands]]   || A || +17 to +19
|-
| [[Egg-carton armor]]   || B || +16 to +17
|-
| [[Electric heel]]   || L || +127
|-
| [[Electronic countermeasures]]   || S || +75 to +76
|-
| [[Elephant's ear]]   || S || -1 to 0
|-
| [[Eleven-gallon hat]]   || H || +128 to +149
|-
| [[Elven bludgeon]]   || W || +24
|-
| [[Elven jackboots]]   || L || +3 to +4
|-
| [[Emergency contact lenses]] || H || +108 to +119
|-
| [[Emergency kilt]] || L || +135
|-
| [[Emotional wall]]   || S || +88 to +92
|-
| [[Emperor's new clothes]]   || B || +38
|-
| [[Empty pumpkin]]   || H || -9
|-
| [[Encyclopædia of useless knowledge]]   || T || -2
|-
| [[Endor-fins]]   || A || +58 to +62
|-
| [[Engagement wings]] || A || +131 to +149
|-
| [[Entry stamp]]   || A || -10 to -8
|-
| [[Epic beard]]   || H || +37
|-
| [[Epic flail]]   || W || +43 to +46
|-
| [[Escape root]] || T || -2
|-
| [[Ethereal shield]]  || S || +124 to +127
|-
| data-sort-value="Evil Rules! badge" | [['Evil rules!' badge]]   || T || 0 to +2
|-
| [[Exacto knife]]   || W || +34
|-
| [[Excaliper]]   || W || +91 to +92
|-
| [[Executioner's hood]]   || H || +53
|-
| [[Executioner's mask]]   || H || +39
|-
| [[Exfoliating face mask]]   || H || +122 to +137
|-
| [[Exhaust muffler]]   || W ||
|-
| [[Experience cap]]   || H || +46
|-
| [[Extra large sword of compensation]] || W || +153
|-
| [[Extra set of hands]]   || A || +40
|-
| [[Extra-large domino]] || S || +44 to +48
|-
| [[Eye of the liger]]   || T || -4
|-
| [[Eye tunes]]   || H || +100 to +120
|-
| [[Eyepatch of the tiger]]   || H || +70
|}

==F==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_F"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Fabric of society]] || B || +116 to +137
|-
| [[Face paint]]   || H || 0
|-
| [[Face plant]]   || H || +18
|-
| [[Facehugger]]   || H || +44
|-
| [[Fairy's battle axe]]   || W || +11
|-
| [[Fake ID]]   || T || +48
|-
| [[Fallen Angel's battle bracers]]   || A || +18
|-
| [[Fan-mail]]   || B || +87 to +95
|-
| [[Fancy monocle]]   || H || +21
|-
| [[Faraday cage]]   || S || +49 to +55
|-
| [[Farcefield]]   || S || +45 to +46
|-
| [[Feet of strength]]   || L || +63 to +68
|-
| [[Fig leaf]]   || S || -10
|-
| [[Filibuster]]   || S || +101 to +106
|-
| [[Finger puppets]]   || A || -2
|-
| [[Fingertrap]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Fire arms]]   || A || +41 to +42
|-
| [[Fire icicle]]   || T || +20 to +23
|-
| [[Firewall]]   || S || +33
|-
| [[Firmly held belief]] || S || +39
|-
| [[First class mail]] || B || +140
|-
| [[Fish scale armor]]   || B || 0
|-
| [[Fisherman's boots]]   || L || -6
|-
| [[Fistful of dollars]]  || A || +132
|-
| [[Fisti-cuffs]]   || A || +43 to +44
|-
| [[Fists of fury]]   || W || +157 to +160
|-
| [[Fitness trackers]] || L || +111 to +120
|-
| [[Flail of the century]] || W || +147 to +153
|-
| [[Flea collar]]   || T || +12 to +13
|-
| [[Floaties]]   || A || +1
|-
| [[Foam finger of doom]]   || A || +28
|-
| [[Folding chair]]   || W || +46 to +50
|-
| [[Folding cup]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Footman's battle greaves]]   || L || +10 to +13
|-
| [[Footnote²]]  || L || +138
|-
| [[Fork of truth]]   || W || +8 to +9
|-
| [[Four-fingered gauntlets]]   || A || +102 to +103
|-
| [[Four-leaf burdock]]  || T || -5 to -4
|-
| [[Four-leafed cleaver]]  ||  W || +117 to +120
|-
| [[Four-loaf cleaver]] || W || +141
|-
| [[Fourth wall]]   || S || +42 to +43
|-
| [[Fox gloves]] || A || +104 to +116
|-
| [[Fractal slacks]]   || L || +58
|-
| [[Frame of mind]]   || H || +81 to +83
|-
| [[Freudian slippers]]   || L || +72 to +76
|-
| [[Friendship bracelet]]   || T || +44 to +46
|-
| [[Frock of birds]]  || B || +139
|-
| [[Frosty gauntlets of fire]]   || A || +33 to +35
|-
| [[Frosty shield]]   || S || +8 to +9
|-
| data-sort-value="Frozen foot fur boots" | [['Frozen foot' fur boots]]   || L || -4 to -2
|-
| [[Full blast shield]]   || S || +67 to +68
|-
| [[Full metal jacket]]   || B || +48 to +50
|-
| [[Full metal trousers]] || L || +93 to +94
|-
| [[Funny bone]]   || T || +41 to +43
|-
| [[Futility kilt]]   || L || +21
|-
| [[Fuzzy dice (Equipment)|Fuzzy dice]]   || T || +35 to +38
|}

==G==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_G"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Gadget arms]]   || A || +83 to +95
|-
| [[Gaming platform]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Gaming platforms]]   || L || +102 to +105
|-
| [[Garden shears]]   || W || -1 
|-
| [[Garlic necklace]]   || T || 0
|-
| [[Gatekeeper's halberd]]   || W || +25 to +27
|-
| [[Gentleman's club]]   || W || +54 to +61
|-
| [[Gentleman's jacket]]   || B || +14 to +15
|-
| [[Gentleman's top hat]]   || H || +11 to +12
|-
| [[Giant foam finger]]   || A || -5 to -4
|-
| [[Giant wasp stinger]]   || W || +27 to +28
|-
| [[Gladiator's net]]   || S || +12
|-
| [[Glamorous chest armor]]   || B || +2
|-
| [[Glass necklace]]   || T || -8
|-
| [[Glossy black helmet with gas mask]]   || H || +2
|-
| [[Gloves of ambidexterity]]   || A || +115 to +118
|-
| [[Gloves of eternal damnation]]   || A || +16 to +17
|-
| [[Gloves of stranglehold]]   || A || +45
|-
| [[Glow bracelets]]  || A || +7
|-
| [[Goblet of fire]]   || T || +65 to +66
|-
| [[Godspeedometer]]  || T || +131
|-
| [[Godtag]]   || T || +104 to +120
|-
| [[God tags]] || T || +134 to +161
|-
| [[Godville citizen's badge]]   || T || +37 to +39
|-
| [[Godzilla's tooth]]   || T || +2
|-
| [[Goggles of holy vision]]   || H || +15
|-
| [[Going-going gauntlets]]   || A || +108 to +157
|-
| [[Gold-plated glamour shield]]   || S || +3
|-
| [[Golden calf]]   || T || +85 to +89
|-
| [[Golden fingers]]   || A || +24 to +25
|-
| [[Golden horseshoes]]   || L || +6
|-
| [[Goldfingers]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Good offense]]   || S || +83 to +85
|-
| [[Goose bumps]]   || A || +14 to +16
|-
| [[Gorgon's head]]   || T || +12
|-
| [[Grandma's handmade sweater]]   || B || +18 to +19
|-
| [[Grappling hooks]] || A || +113 to +114
|-
| [[Grater of two evils]]   || W || +70 to +97
|-
| [[Gravestone]]   || S || -2 to 0
|-
| [[Gravitational pullover]]   || B || +58 to +66
|-
| [[Gravity multiplier]]   || T || +64 to +68
|-
| [[Great barrier wreath]]   || S || +61 to +69
|-
| [[Great maul of fire]] || W || +137
|-
| [[Greaves of bodily harm]]   || L || +72
|-
| [[Greaves of grievance]]   || L || +56 to +57
|-
| [[Greaves of the Unholy Paladin]]   || L || +16
|-
| [[Greaves of wrath]]   || L || +91 to +94
|-
| [[Green card]]   || T || +89 to +94
|-
| [[Green lantern]]   || T || +45
|-
| [[Green sleeves]]   || A || +8 to +10
|-
| [[Green thumb (Equipment)|Green thumb]]   || T || +84 to +97
|-
| [[Ground pounders]] || L || +150
|-
| [[Guild crest]]   || S || +95 to +100
|-
| [[Guy Fawkes mask]]   || H || +67 to +68
|-
| [[Gypsy's wristlets]]   || A || +5 to +6
|}

==H==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_H"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Hair curlers]]   || H || -10
|-
| [[Half-brick in a sock]]   || W || +39 to +41
|-
| [[Hall pass (Equipment)|Hall pass]]   || T || +39
|-
| [[Ham fists]]   || A || +110 to +147
|-
| [[Halo of a fallen angel]]   || H || +58
|-
| [[Handcuffs of strength]]   || A || +32 to +33
|-
| [[Hands of jazziness]]   || A || +79 to +82
|-
| [[Hands-free gloves]]   || A || +112 to +150
|-
| [[Happy feet]]   || L || +46 to +51
|-
| [[Happy new ear]]   || H || +85
|-
| [[Hardened mittens]]   || A || -1 to +1
|-
| [[Hazmat suit]]   || B || +40
|-
| [[Health insurance card]]   || S || +118
|-
| [[Healthbar retractor]] || W || +137 to +141
|-
| [[Heart of darkness]]   || T || +77 to +84
|-
| [[Heartbeat inhibitor]]   || W || +18 to +19
|-
| [[Heartbreaker]] || W || +121	to +125
|-
| [[Heated armor]]   || B || +5
|-
| [[Heavy gauntlets of war]]   || A || +21 to +22
|-
| [[Heavy metal band]]   || T || +77 to +79
|-
| [[Hefty sword]]   || W || +12 to +13
|-
| [[Hellbottoms]]   || L || +43
|-
| [[Hellboy's cuff]]   || A || +12
|-
| [[Hellfire boots]]   || L || +29 to +31
|-
| [[Helm of clear thoughts]]   || H || +26 to +28
|-
| [[Helm of common sense]]   || H || +62 to +64
|-
| [[Helm of despair]]   || H || +75 to +83
|-
| [[Helm of overwhelm]]   || H || +67 to +70
|-
| [[Helm of perpetual ineptitude]]   || H || +72 to +93
|-
| [[Helm of second thoughts]]   || H || +124 to +134
|- 
| [[Helm of unparalleled density]] || H || +114
|-
| [[Helmet of thickheadedness]]   || H || +43 to +46
|-
| [[Helmet with twisted horns]]   || H || +28 to +29
|-
| [[Hermes' training sneakers]]   || L || +9 to +10
|-
| [[Hero's clothes]]   || B || +42
|-
| [[Hex dispenser]]   || T || -10 to -9
|-
| [[Highly-absorbant pants]] || L || +127
|-
| [[High-security blanket]] || S || +130 to +147
|-
| [[Hitchhiker's towel]]   || B || +41
|-
| [[Hive mind]]   || H || +96 to +100
|-
| [[Hobbit's hammer]]   || W || +10 to +11
|-
| [[Hobo mittens]]   || A || -7 to -5
|-
| [[Hockey mask]]   || H || -1
|-
| [[Holed Boots of Reliability]]   || L || +2
|-
| [[Holy bolt]]   || T || +4 to +8
|-
| [[Holy crap]]   || T || +103 to +105
|-
| [[Holy grenade launcher]]   || W || +17 to +18
|-
| [[Holy halo]]   || H || +45 to +46
|-
| [[Holy hole]]   || T || +7
|-
| [[Holy sock]]   || L || -10 to -8
|-
| [[Holy straitjacket]]   || B || +21 to +23
|-
| [[Holy water pistol]]   || W || +11 to +12
|-
| [[Holy water wings]]   || A || +89 to +98
|-
| [[Homespun coat]]   || B || -4
|-
| [[Honest Abe's top hat]]   || H || +73 to +78
|-
| [[Hood of an insane monk]]   || H || +1
|-
| [[Hopeless diamond]]   || T || +125
|-
| [[Horns of a dilemma]]   || H || +65 to +66
|-
| [[Horns of plenty]]   || H || +25
|-
| [[Hospital bedpans]]   || L || -9 to -7
|-
| [[Hospital gown]]   || B || -3 to -1
|-
| [[Hovering life bar]]   || H || +39
|-
| [[Hugs-and-cuisses]]   || L || +141
|-
| [[Hunk of burning love]] || W || +132
|-
| [[Hurri-cane]] || W || +129 to +134
|-
| [[Hurt locket]]  || T || +149
|-
| [[Hydralisk's claw]]   || T || +1
|-
| [[Hydroelectric power pants]] || L || +98 to +100
|-
| [[Hyper cufflinks]]  || A || +135 to +139
|}

==I==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_I"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Icarus rockets]]   || A || +52 to +54
|-
| [[Icarus wings]]   || A || +43 to +49
|-
| [[Icebreaker (Equipment)|Icebreaker]]   || W || +143
|-
| [[Ice pack]]   || H || +48 to +50
|-
| [[Ice shield]]   || S || +28 to +30
|-
| [[Icethrower]]   || W || +79 to +81
|-
| [[Impact bracers]]   || A || +75 to +80
|-
| [[Impermeable membrane]]   || S || +74 to +80
|-
| [[Imposter's cloak]]   || B || +18
|-
| [[Impure thoughts]]   || H || +82 to +85
|-
| [[Indemnity claws]]   || A || +80
|-
| [[Independent thought alarm]]   || H || +136 to +158
|-
| [[Indie-pendant]]   || T || +130
|-
| [[Industrial military complexion]] || H || +109 to +125
|-
| [[Infernal racket]] || W || +115 to +122
|-
| [[Infidelity gauntlet]]   || A || +129 to +160
|-
| [[Inflammable hot pants]]   || L || +86 to +87
|-
| [[Inflatable decoy hero]]   || S || +67 to +68
|-
| [[Inflatable water wings]]   || A || +3 to +4
|-
| [[Inquisitor's boots]]   || L || +15
|-
| [[Insanity plea]]   || S || +92 to +96
|-
| [[Integral of mass destruction]]   || W || +2
|-
| [[Interscepter]]   || W || +115 to +125
|-
| [[Invisible hand of the market]] || A || +137 to +142
|-
| [[Invisible pants]]   || L || +36 to +38
|-
| [[Ion fists]]   || A || +79
|-
| [[Iron crown]]   || H || +14 to +17
|-
| [[Iron curtain]]   || S || +151
|-
| [[Iron fist]]   || W || +21
|-
| [[Iron fist in a velvet glove]]   || W ||
|-
| [[Iron hat]]   || H || +3 to +4
|-
| [[Iron lattice]]   || S || +4
|-
| [[Iron mask]]   || H || +75
|-
| [[Irresistible force field]]   || S || +63 to +76
|}

==J==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_J"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Jackboots of asskickery]]   || L || +44 to +45
|-
| [[Jailhouse rock]]   || T || +96 to +98
|-
| [[Jar of sunlight]]   || T || +67
|-
| [[Jaws of life]]   || H || +85 to +90
|-
| [[Jedi's light saber]]   || W  || +6
|-
| [[Jingle belt]]   || L || +137
|-
| [[Joy buzzer]]   || A || +94 to +95
|}

==K==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_K"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Kaboomerang]]   || W || +69 to +77
|-
| [[Kamikaze's cap]]   || H || +1
|-
| [[Karma police badge]]  || T || +117
|-
| [[Kevlar battle socks]]   || L || +8
|-
| [[Kevlar greaves]]   || L || +2 to +3
|-
| [[Kevlar opera gloves]]   || A || +65 to +68
|-
| [[Kevlar trousers]]   || L || +19 to +23
|-
| [[Kevlar vest]]   || B || +10
|-
| [[Kilt of a thousand drafts]] || L || +107 to +118
|-
| [[Kilt of mooning]]   || L || +80 to +86
|-
| [[Kilt of power]]   || L ||
|-
| [[Kitchen apron]]   || B || -9
|-
| [[Knee-hi flip-flops]]   || L || +113
|-
| [[Knee-high socks of luck]]   || L || +22 to +23
|-
| [[Knee-length socks of luck]]   || L ||
|-
| [[Knickerbockers of glory]]   || L || +69 to +70 
|-
| [[Knotty stick]]   || W || -3
|-
| [[Kryptonite earrings]]   || T || +17 to +18
|-
| [[Kryptonite sword]]   || W || +25 to +26
|}

==L==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_L"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Lampshade of enlightenment]]   || H || +121 to +131
|-
| [[Landing gear]]  || L || +128
|-
| [[Language barrier]]   || S || +82 to +85
|-
| [[Large dartboard]]   || S || +5 to +8
|-
| [[Larry's suit of leisure]]   || B || +24
|-
| [[Laser hammer]]   || W || +31 to +32
|-
| [[Last place ribbon]]   || T || -10
|-
| [[Last shred of dignity]]   || T || +40
|-
| [[Latex catsuit]]   || B ||
|-
| [[Laughing stockings]]   || L || +83 to +94
|-
| [[Lawn darts]]   || W || -5
|-
| [[Lawsuit]]   || B || +54 to +56
|-
| [[Layer of dirt]]   || B || -9
|-
| [[Lead apron]]   || B || +15
|-
| [[Lead chastity belt]]   || B || +6
|-
| [[Lead earrings]]   || T || -5 to -3
|-
| [[Lead gloves]]   || A || +1
|-
| [[Lead hat]]   || H || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Lead shield]]   || S || +2 to +3
|-
| [[Leaded snowshoes]]   || L || -1
|-
| [[Leap-of-faith boots]] || L || +143 to +160
|-
| [[Leather cowboy boots]]   || L || -1
|-
| [[Lederhosen of redemption]]   || L || +68 to +71
|-
| [[Legal briefs]]   || L || +83 to +85
|-
| [[Legionnaire's jackboot]]   || L || +1
|-
| [[Lego shield]]   || S || +20 to +24
|-
| [[Lego sword]]   || W || +21 to +23
|-
| [[Lei of the land]]   || H || +140 to +160
|-
| [[Leviathong]]   || L || +115 to +118
|-
| [[Life insurance]]   || T || +90 to +96
|-
| [[Life saver]]   || S || +85 to +90
|-
| [[Life vest]]   || B || +2 to +4
|-
| [[Lightning belt]] || B || +141
|-
| [[Lightning bolt cutter (Equipment)|Lightning bolt cutter]]   || W || +82 to +88
|-
| [[Lightning shield]]   || S || +32 to +37
|-
| [[Lightsaber nunchucks]]   || W ||
|-
| [[Lightspeed sneakers]]   || L || +11 to +13
|-
| [[Lightweight jacket]]   || B || -6
|-
| [[Lion's mane]]   || H || +91
|-
| [[Liquid crystal breastplate]]   || B || +51 to +52
|-
| [[Liver warmer]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Loading screen]] || S || +108 to +118
|-
| [[Loincloth of revelation]]   || B || +74 to +83
|-
| [[LOLympic torch]]   || T || +68 to +71
|-
| [[Long johns]]   || L || -4
|-
| [[Love shackles]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Low level hero]] || S || +125
|-
| [[Lucha libre mask]] || H || +103 to +114
|-
| [[Lucifer's sneakers]]   || L || +4
|-
| [[Lucifur coat]]   || B || +96
|-
| [[Lucky bitcoin]]  || T || +133
|-
| [[Lucky blanket]]   || S || +115 to +123
|-
| [[Lucky horseshoe]]   || T || +1
|-
| [[Lucky loop]]   || T || +19
|-
| [[Lucky star]]   || T || +102 to +108
|-
| [[Lucky stone slab]]   || T || +17 to +18
|-
| [[Lumberjacket]]   || B || +57
|}

==M==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_M"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Macaroni necklace]]   || T || +28 to +31
|-
| [[Mace of amnesia]]   || W || +50 to +160 
|-
| [[Mace of spades]]   || W || +83 to +85
|-
| [[Machine-washable plate mail]]   || B || +77
|-
| [[Mad scientist's goggles]]   || H || +92 to +96
|-
| [[Magic ankle bracelet]]   || T || +54
|-
| [[Magic hoof]]   || T || -4 to -2
|-
| [[Magic mirror]]   || S || +70 to +73
|-
| [[Magic stone slippers]]   || L || +11 to +14
|-
| [[Magnetic charm]]   || T || -9
|-
| [[Magnetic field]]   || S || +111 to +132
|-
| [[Maiden's battle vest]]   || B || +17
|-
| [[Mallet of understanding]]   || W || +48 to +51
|-
| [[Mammoth's lucky foot]]   || T || +3
|-
| [[Manacles of freedom]]   || A || +100
|-
| [[Manitou's moccasins]]   || L || -6
|-
| [[Mantle of Mantis]]   || B || +1
|-
| [[Mantle of Wasteland's ruler]]   || B || +27 to +29
|-
| [[Mask]]   || H ||
|-
| [[Mask of a rabbit]]   || H || -1 to 0
|-
| [[Masque of the red death]]   || H || +69 to +71
|-
| [[Massive ego]]   || S || +65 to +72
|-
| [[Master Chief's helmet]]   || H || +14 to +15
|-
| [[Matching socks]] || L || -7 to -6
|-
| [[Meat loafers]] || L || +17
|-
| [[Meat shield]]   || S || +13 to +15
|-
| [[Medal of horror]]   || T || +62 to +65
|-
| [[Medical gloves]] || A || -9 to -8
|-
| [[Mega-Soaker 2000]]   || W || +99 to +103
|-
| [[Meme blocker]]   || S || +40 to +45
|-
| [[Mermaid flipper]]   || L || +64 to +68
|-
| [[Metal bikini]]   || B || +21 to +23
|-
| [[Metal deflector]]   || S || +60 to +63
|-
| [[Mickey Mouse's gloves]]   || A || -5 to -4
|-
| [[Micro kilt]]   || L || +58
|-
| [[Microwave gun]]   || W || +20 to +47
|-
| [[Middle aegis]]   || S || +132
|-
| [[Mighty Berserker's T-shirt]]   || B || +1 to +2
|-
| [[Military boots]]   || L || -3
|-
| [[Military dress shoes]]   || L || +2 to +3
|-
| [[Milk moustache]]   || H || -3 to -1
|-
| [[Milk tooth of Lao Tzu]]   || T || +13
|-
| [[Millennium falchion]]   || T || +136 to +139
|-
| [[Mind blower]] || W || +141
|-
| [[Miner's canary]]   || T || +11
|-
| [[Minotaur's hooves]]   || L || +3 to +5
|-
| [[Mirrored helmet]]   || H || +29 to +31
|-
| [[Mirthful gas mask]]   || H || +15 to +17
|-
| [[Missiletoe]]   || L ||
|-
| [[Mission briefs]]   || L || +53 to +62
|-
| [[Misspelled tattoo]]   || A || -8
|-
| [[Mithril braces]]   || H || +50 to +53
|-
| [[Mithril gas mask]]   || H ||
|-
| [[Mithril pendant]]   || T || +17 to +18
|-
| [[Mithril sneakers]]   || L || +6 to +7
|-
| data-sort-value="Mitrollica wristlets" | [['Mitrollica' wristlets]]   || A || -2
|-
| [[Mittens of total weakness]]   || A || +2 to +4
|-
| [[Molecular disruptor]]   || W || +87 to +89
|-
| [[Moleskin jodhpurs]]   || L || +49
|-
| [[Monomolecular bandana]]   || H || +22 to +23
|-
| [[Monster-allergy bracelet]]   || A || +56
|-
| [[Monster masher]] || W || +136 to +150
|-
| [[Moon walkers]] || L || +107 to +138
|-
| [[Moonglasses]]   || H || +54 to +55
|-
| [[Moral support socks]]   || M || +126
|-
| [[Morgue slab]]   || S || +73 to +78
|-
| [[Mortal coil]]   || T || +70
|-
| [[Motion-capture dots]]   || A || +84
|-
| [[Mourning star]]   || W || +68 to +69
|-
| [[Mud coating]]   || B || -10
|-
| [[Mummy wraps]]   || B || -4
|-
| [[Mummy's arm]]   || T || +3
|-
| [[Muscle sleeves]]   || A || +4
|-
| [[Musketeer's cloak]]   || B || -1
|}

==N==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_N"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Naked gun]]   || W || +28
|-
| [[Navigator's head]]   || T || +55
|-
| [[Necklace of grasshopper's eyes]]   || T || -1
|-
| [[Necromancer's graveclothes]]   || B || +23
|-
| [[Neighborhood watch]] || A || +97 to +103
|-
| [[Nekomimi]]   || H || +10
|-
| [[Neon nimbus]]   || H || +12 to +14
|-
| [[Nerd's glasses]]   || H || -4 to -3
|-
| [[Nerf cannon]]   || W || +62 to +68
|-
| [[Night seeing sunglasses]]   || H ||
|-
| [[Night vision sunglasses]] || H || +29 to +30
|-
| [[Night watch]] || T || +79
|-
| [[Nightshirt]]   || B || -9 to -8
|-
| [[Ninja turtle shell]]   || B || +51 to +56
|-
| [[Ninjammies]]   || B || +129 to +146
|-
| [[Ninth circlet of hell]]   || H || +139 to +160
|-
| data-sort-value="No Trespassing sign" | [['No Trespassing' sign]]   || S || -4 to -3
|-
| [[Nobleman's flail]]   || W || +10
|-
| [[Nobleman's shoes]]   || L || 0 to +2
|-
| [[Non-stop watch]]  || T || +132
|-
| [[Noodly appendages]]   || A || +64 to +71
|-
| [[North Poleaxe]]   || W || +103 to +109
|-
| [[Not-to-scale mail]]   || B || +119 to +134
|-
| [[Nuclear power pants]]   || L || +64 to +71
|-
| [[Nuclear-powered boots]]   || L || +33 to +36
|-
| [[Nuclear waistcoat]]   || B || +69 to +73
|-
| [[Nuclear winter jacket]]   || B || +131 to +133
|-
| [[Null Pointer]]   || A || 
|-
| [[Null pointer]]   || B || +146
|-
| [[Nunchuckle]]   || W || +79
|-
| [[Nutcracker suit]] || B || +160
|-
| [[Nuts and bolts]]   || T || +5
|}

==O==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_O"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Ocarina of time]]   || T || +53 to +54
|-
| [[Odin's beard]]   || H || +58 to +62
|-
| [[Off-the-cufflinks]]   || A || +75 to +80
|-
| [[Offcuts of a five-inch pipe]]   || A || -4
|-
| [[Offensive flag]] || T || +11 to +12
|-
| [[Ogre's saucer]]   || S || 0 to +1
|-
| [[Ogre's toothpick]]   || W || +21
|-
| [[Oktobervest]]   || B || +130 to +138
|-
| [[Old barrel]]   || B || -5
|-
| [[Old felt boots]]   || L || -6
|-
| [[Old hubcap]]   || S || +1 to +3
|-
| [[Old leather gloves]]   || A || -6
|-
| [[Old nasal bone]]   || T || -9 to -7
|-
| [[Old sandals]]   || L || -7 to -4
|-
| [[One-sided coin]]   || T || +25 to +27
|-
| [[Orange hood]]   || H || +18
|-
| [[Orange quilted jacket]]   || B || -5
|-
| [[Orb of Incremental Idiocy]]   || T || +83 to +87
|-
| [[Orbital sander]] || W || +134
|-
| [[Orc's nose ring]]   || T || +2
|-
| [[Organ donor card]]   || T || -7 to -5
|-
| [[Origami armor]] || B || +18
|-
| [[Orion's belt]]   || T || +56
|-
| [[Osmium hammer]]   || W || +44 to +47
|-
| [[Ostrich's tooth]]   || T || -7
|-
| [[Other cheek]] || S || +125
|-
| [[Out-of-phaser]]   || W || +76 to +82
|-
| [[Out-of-tunic]]   || B || +98 to +107
|-
| [[Overclocked wristwatch]] || A || +96 to +117
|-
| [[Oversized shoulder guard]]   || A || +58
|}

==P==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_P"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Pachelbel's cannon]]   || W || +110 to +112
|-
| [[Paci-Fist]]   || A || +70
|-
| [[Pair of brass balls]]   || T || +58 to +62
|-
| [[Pair of cool sunglasses]]   || H ||
|-
| [[Pair of Enterprise crewmember's gloves]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Pair of kickboxers]]  || L || +121
|-
| [[Pair of loudsneakers]] || L || +131 to +133
|-
| [[Pair of monocles]]   || H || +27 to +30
|-
| [[Pair of pig wings]]   || B ||
|-
| [[Pair of surgical gloves]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Pair of winged sandals]]   || L || +73 to +83
|-
| [[Paladin's bracers]]   || A || +9 to +12
|-
| [[Palm oil]]   || A || +74 to +77
|-
| [[Palm readers]]   || A || +68 to +73
|-
| [[Pan lid]]   || S || -7
|-
| [[Pandora's boxers]]   || L || +66 to +67
|-
| [[Pantaloons of fury]]   || L || +68 to +81
|-
| [[Pants o' mimes]]  || L || +115
|-
| [[Pants on fire]]   || L || +46
|-
| [[Paper file]]   || S || -9
|-
| [[Paper forage-cap]]   || H || -10 to -8
|-
| [[Paper machete]]   || W || +32
|-
| [[Paper shield]]   || S || -5 to -3
|-
| [[Passion flute]]   || T || +65 to +70
|-
| [[Peace pipe]]   || T || +87 to +102
|-
| [[Peasant's best shoes]]   || L || -8
|-
| [[Peasant's sickle]]   || W || +10 to +11
|-
| [[Pegasus feathers]]   || T || +124 to +141
|-
| [[Pendant of immorality]]   || T || +137 to +151
|-
| [[Penguin's armor]]   || B || +12
|-
| [[Perfect alibi]]   || S || +52
|-
| [[Personal-space bubble]]   || S || +33 to +35
|-
| [[Phlegm thrower]]   || W || +41 to +43
|-
| [[Picture of home village]]   || T || 0
|-
| [[Piece maker]] || W || +128 to +129
|-
| [[Piece of strontium]]   || T || +24
|-
| [[Piece of tank armor]]   || S || +22
|-
| [[Pièce de résistance]]  || S || +116 to +132
|-
| [[Pig wings]]   || B || +47 to +49
|-
| [[Pile of quarks]]   || T || +6 to +8
|-
| [[Pine tree air freshener]]   || T || -8 to -7
|-
| [[Pink furry handcuffs]]   || A || +13 to +14
|-
| [[Pink leggings]]   || L || -1
|-
| [[Pink slip]]   || W || +3 to +4
|-
| [[Pipboy 2000]]   || A || +20 to +23
|-
| [[Pipboy 3000]]   || A || +29 to +32
|-
| [[Pipboy 4000]]   || A || +89
|-
| [[Pipe spanner]]   || W || +19
|-
| [[Pirate's eye patch]]   || H || +34
|-
| [[Pirate's hook]]   || W || +7 to +8
|-
| [[Pixie's shoes]]   || L || +2
|-
| [[Placebow]] || T || +27 to +28
|-
| [[Planetary rings]]   || A || +87
|-
| [[Plaster cast]]   || A || -2
|-
| [[Plastic hammer]]   || W || 0 to +1
|-
| [[Plastic plate]]   || S || -9
|-
| [[Plastic riot shield]]   || S || +11
|-
| [[Plastic shield]]   || S || +1
|-
| [[Plate-mail flip flops]]   || L || +29 to +31
|-
| [[Platformer shoes]]  || L || +127
|-
| [[Platinum platter]]   || S || +104 to +123
|-
| [[Platonic armor]]   || B || +64 to +71
|-
| [[Plausible deniability]]   || S || +80 to +81
|-
| [[Plothole cover]]   || S || +105 to +107
|-
| [[Plumber's plunger]]   || W || -8
|-
| [[Plumsoles]]   || L || +82 to +87
|-
| [[Pocket dodecahedron]]   || T || +41 to +44
|-
| [[Pocket imp]]   || T || +3
|-
| [[Pocket protector]]   || S || +108 to +122
|-
| [[Point-and-shoot sword]]   || W || +99 to +107
|-
| [[Pointy stick]]   || W || -10
|-
| [[Poker face]]   || H || +32 to +34
|-
| [[Polar ice cap]]   || H || +61 to +63
|-
| [[Political correctness]]   || S || +81 to +85
|-
| [[Pop up blocker]]   || S || +49 to +61
|-
| [[Popeye forearms]]   || A || +84 to +99
|-
| [[Portrait of the president]]   || T || +92 to +99
|-
| [[Potato gun]]   || W || 0 to +3
|-
| [[Power gloves]]   || A || +36
|-
| [[Power ranger's armor]]   || B || +11
|-
| [[Prenuptial agreement]]   || S || +59 to +60
|-
| [[Priority mail]]   || B || +132 to +135
|-
| [[Prisoner's handcuffs]]   || A || -9 to -7
|-
| [[Privacy screen]] || S || +127 to +160
|-
| [[Protective custody]] || S || +129 to +152
|-
| [[Protective pentagram]]   || T || +35
|-
| [[Proxy protection]]   || S || +94 to +95
|-
| [[Psychological defense mechanism]]   || S || +89 to +94
|-
| [[Puffy pirate sleeves]] || A || +104 to +109
|-
| [[Punk's wristlets]]   || A || -1 to 0
|-
| [[Purity rings]]   || A || +31
|-
| [[Pythagorean pants]]   || L || +27 to +29
|}

==Q==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_Q"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Quadripolar magnet]]   || T || +8
|-
| [[Quantum barrier]]   || S || +92 to +101
|-
| [[Quasidevil's horns]]   || H || +24 to +25
|-
| [[Questionable content filter]]   || S ||
|-
| [[Quicksandals]]   || L || +51 to +53
|}

==R==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_R"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Raccoon's leg]]   || T || -8
|-
| [[Radioactive slippers]]   || L || +11
|-
| [[Rain bow]]   || W || +46
|-
| [[Raincoat]]   || B || -8
|-
| [[Rake]]   || W || -4 to -2
|-
| [[Ram helmet]]   || H || +21
|-
| [[Rambow]]   || W || +81 to +87
|-
| [[Random axe of kindness]]   || W || +4 to +6
|-
| [[Random innocent bystander]]   || S || +78 to +80
|-
| [[Rangers' high boots]]  || L || -3
|-
| [[Rapping sword]]   || W || +30
|-
| [[Reality distortion shield]]   || S || +59 to +63
|-
| [[Receding hairline]]   || H || +138 to +139
|-
| [[Red crowbar]]   || W || +15
|-
| [[Red hat]] || H || +7
|-
| [[Red riding hood]]   || H || +89 to +95
|-
| [[Red rose]]   || T || -3
|-
| [[Red shirt]]   || B || +29 to +31
|-
| [[Red shoes]]   || L || -7
|-
| [[Reindeer skin]]   || B || +7
|-
| [[Repentagram]]   || T || +142
|-
| [[Reservoir clogs]] || L || +129
|-
| [[Responsibility deflector]]   || S || +112 to +118
|-
| [[Restraining order]]   || S || +32 to +37
|-
| [[Reversible Mobius jacket]]   || B || +78 to +80
|-
| [[Ridiculously large sword]]   || W || +134 to +138
|-
| [[Ring of fire]]   || T || +58
|-
| [[Ring of opacity]]   || T || +80
|-
| [[Ring of the lords]]   || T || +66 to +94
|-
| [[Ring of visibility]]   || T || +31
|-
| [[Rings of the lord]]  || A || +116
|-
| [[Road block]]   || S || +96 to +108
|-
| [[Robbin' hood]] || H || +115 to +116
|-
| [[Robe of battle meditation]]   || B || +49 to +50
|-
| [[Robin's hood]]   || H || +43 to +46
|-
| [[Robot devil's hands]]   || A || +85 to +87
|-
| [[Roc's feather]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Rock launcher]]   || W || +31 to +33
|-
| [[Rock of aegis]]   || S || +114
|-
| [[Rock-immune scissors]]   || W || +61 to +63
|-
| [[Rocket skates]]   || L || +109 to +157
|-
| [[Rockstar's leather jacket]]   || B || +11
|-
| [[Roll cage]]   || S || +87 to +93
|-
| [[Rolled-up sleeves]] || A || +93 to +99
|-
| [[Rotator cuffs]]   || A || +68 to +77
|-
| [[Rubber gloves]]   || A || -8 to -6
|-
| [[Rubber highboots]]   || L || -5
|-
| [[Rule breaker]]   || W || +124 to +134
|-
| [[Runic bracers]]   || A || +20 to +22
|-
| [[Runic tunic]]   || B || +60 to +62
|-
| [[Running joke]]  || L || +122
|-
| [[Rusty colander]]   || H || -5
|-
| [[Rusty crowbar]]   || W || +1 to +3
|-
| [[Rusty metal boots]]   || L || -3
|}

==S==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_S"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Sacrificial limb]] || A || +99 to +100
|-
| [[Sacrificial vestment]]   || B || +89 to +96
|-
| [[Saint's frock]]   || B || +3
|-
| [[Sandals of time]]   || L || +58 to +59
|-
| [[Santa's claws]]   || A || +39 to +41
|-
| [[Sapient pearwood club]]   || W || +9 to +11
|-
| [[Sarcastic personality]] || S || +31 to +33
|-
| [[Sawed-off sword]]   || W || +13
|-
| [[Schrödinger's catapult]]   || W || +63 to +68
|-
| [[Scorpion pincers]]   || A || +46 to +47
|-
| [[Scream-cancelling headphones]] || H || +99 to +119
|-
| [[Scuba diving suit]]   || B || +102 to +115
|-
| [[Sea saw]]   || W || +81 to +83
|-
| [[Seat-back]]   || S || -7 to -5
|-
| [[Seaweed wrap]] || B || +109 to +129
|-
| [[Sea's cape]] || B || +142
|-
| [[Security blanket]] || S || +12 to +14
|-
| [[Security breeches]]   || L || +54 to +55
|-
| [[Security gourd]] || T || +32
|-
| [[Security question]] || S || +128 to +161
|-
| [[Self-cutting axe]]   || W || +8
|-
| [[Self-portrait]]   || S || +90 to +92
|-
| [[Self-propelled battering ram]]   || W || +101 to +111
|-
| [[Self-propelled boots]]   || L || +10
|-
| [[Sense of impending doom]]   || T || +85
|-
| [[Sequined mankini]]   || B || +104 to +113
|-
| [[Server patch]]   || T || +74 to +76
|-
| [[Set of lightsaber nunchucks]]   || W || +34 to +36
|-
| [[Set of ten thimbles]]   || A || +1
|-
| [[Set of thimbles]]   || A || +3
|-
| [[Seven veils]]   || H || +115
|-
| [[Seven-league boots]]   || L || -2
|-
| [[Seven-sided nut]]   || T || +11 to +12
|-
| [[Sewer manhole cover]]   || S || 0
|-
| [[Shadow boxing gloves]]   || A || +56
|-
| [[Shadow puppet]] || T || +132 to +134
|-
| [[Shaman's drum]]   || T || +16 to +17
|-
| [[Shamethrower]]   || W || +65
|-
| [[Shamrock of ages]]  || T || +149
|-
| [[Shard of death metal]]   || W || +88 to +93
|-
| [[Sharp stick]]   || W || -8 to -6
|-
| [[Sharp tongue]]   || W || +4 to +27
|-
| [[Sharpest tool in the box]]   || W || +74 to +78
|-
| [[Shaving sword]]   || W || +14
|-
| [[Sheep's clothing]]   || B || +44 to +46
|-
| [[Shell of a giant crab]]   || B || +9 to +10
|-
| [[Sheriff's badge]]   || T || +10 to +12
|-
| [[Shield of a thousand battles]]   || S || +27 to +28
|-
| [[Shield of dreams]]   || S || +63 to +67
|-
| [[Shield of Heaven's Protector]]   || S || +27 to +29
|-
| [[Shield of invincibility]]   || S || +68
|-
| [[Shield of offense]]   || S || +54 to +56
|-
| [[Shield of Seven Rainbows]]   || S || +22 to +24
|-
| [[Shield of the Fallen Angel]]   || S || +25
|-
| [[Shield of the SWAT King]]   || S || +19 to +21
|-
| [[Shield of utter stupidity]]   || S || +21
|-
| [[Shining armor of darkness]]   || B || +94 to +104
|-
| [[Shiny metal axe]]   || W || +38 to +40
|-
| [[Shock absorber]]   || S || +92
|-
| data-sort-value="shoulder angel and devil set" | [['shoulder angel and devil' set]]   || T || +97 to +108
|-
| [[Shoulder parrot]]   || T || +14 to +16
|-
| [[Shroud of clarity]]   || H || +70 to +71
|-
| [[Shroud of mystery]]   || B || +72 to +73
|-
| [[Shroud of uncertainty]]   || B || +77
|-
| [[Shrunken head of state]] || T || +126 to +130
|-
| [[Side of a barn]]   || S || +126 to +137
|-
| [[Siege helmet]]   || H || +35 to +38
|-
| [[Signed plaster cast]]   || A || +49
|-
| [[Silver cross]]   || T || +6 to +8
|-
| [[Silver lining]] || T || +132 to +157
|-
| [[Silver of hope]] || T || +144
|-
| [[Silver surfboard]] || S || +149 to +151
|-
| [[Single-pronged trident]]   || W || +74
|-
| [[Situational blinders]] || H || +131	to +139
|-
| [[Six fingered gloves]]   || A || -3 to -2
|-
| [[Six pack body paint]]   || B || -8
|-
| [[Sixth sensor]]   || T || +102 to +112
|-
| [[Skeleton's greaves]]   || L || +9 to +11
|-
| [[Ski boots]]   || L || -2 to 0
|-
| [[Ski cap]]   || H || -7 to -6
|-
| [[Skin of a giant mantis]]   || B || -3 to -1
|-
| [[Skinny dipping suit]]   || B || +135 to +153
|-
| [[Skull mask]]   || H || +36
|-
| [[Skullcrusher]]   || W || +21 to +23
|-
| [[Slate mail armour]] || B || +132 to +138
|-
| [[Slaughter-proof jacket]]   || B || +68 to +69
|-
| [[Slay bell]]   || T || +129 to +133
|-
| [[Slay-tex gloves]]   || A || +59 to +63
|-
| [[Sleeveless straight jacket]]  || B || +144
|-
| [[Slice of moon]]   || T || +134
|-
| [[Sling of outrageous fortune]]   || W || +70 to +77
|-
| [[Sliver of hope]]   || T || +122
|-
| [[Small twig]]   || W || -10 to -8
|-
| [[Smarty pants]]   || L || +81
|-
| [[Smell of success]]   || T || +98 to +105
|-
| [[Smilestone]]   || T || +136
|-
| [[Smoke and mirrors]]   || S || +48 to +50
|-
| [[Smug self-righteous attitude]]   || S || +87
|-
| [[Smurf hat]]   || H || -5 to -4
|-
| [[Snail mail]]   || B || +49 to +52
|-
| [[Sneakers of suspicion]]   || L || +108 to +160
|-
| [[Snooze button (Equipment)|Snooze button]]   || T || -6 to -2
|-
| [[Snorkel mask]]   || H || +6
|-
| [[Sock puppets]]   || A || 0 to +1
|-
| [[Socks and sandals]] || L || +14 to +16
|-
| [[Socks of thunder]]   || L || +8
|-
| [[Solar disc]]   || S || +95
|-
| [[Solar flares]]   || L || +46 to +49
|-
| [[Solar ice cap]]   || H || +97 to +99
|-
| [[Solar wind chimes]]   || T || +77 to +82
|-
| [[Solar windbreaker]] || B || +149 to +161
|-
| [[Sole protector]] || L || +160
|-
| [[Solid lead life preserver]]   || B || +94
|-
| [[Solid Snake's bandana]]   || H || +12 to +13
|-
| [[Sonic boomerang]]   || W || +52 to +55
|-
| [[Sorcerer's scone]]   || T || +77 to +81
|-
| [[Soulstone]]   || T || +109 to +116
|-
| [[Sound barrier]]   || S || +44 to +50
|-
| [[Spacemarine's battle armor]]   || B || +37 to +39
|-
| [[Spaceship trooper's gauntlets]]   || A || +37 to +40
|-
| [[Spam grenade]]   || W || +69 to +70
|-
| [[Spare rib]]   || T || +84 to +90
|-
| [[Spatula of mightiness]]   || W || +131 to +138
|-
| [[Sphere of destiny]]   || T || +107 to +118
|-
| [[Spiderman's suit]]   || B || +33
|-
| [[Spiderweb tunic]]   || B || +8 to +9
|-
| [[Spiked collar]]   || T || -6
|-
| [[Spiked leather jacket]]   || B || +19 to +20
|-
| [[Spiked-wheel roller blades]]   || L || +75 to +81
|-
| [[Spine tingler]]   || B || +107 to +125
|-
| [[Spiral galaxy arm]]   || A || +89 to +94
|-
| [[Spurs of the moment]]   || L || +110 to +151
|-
| [[Staff of a fortune-teller]]   || W ||
|-
| [[Staff-only staff]]   || W || +71
|-
| [[Stage hands]]   || A || +72
|-
| [[Stalactights]]   || L || +79 to +81
|-
| [[Star-spangled shirt]]   || B || -7 to -5
|-
| [[Starched cuffs]]   || A || +9 to +11
|-
| [[Static field]]   || S || +82 to +90
|-
| [[Steam-powered exoskeleton]]   || B || +35 to+36
|-
| [[Steam-powered hammer]]   || W || +28
|-
| [[Steelettos]]   || L || +90 to +91
|-
| [[Steel wool mittens]]   || A || +110 to +114
|-
| [[Steelmaker's gauntlets]]   || A || -2
|-
| [[Stiff upper lip]]   || H || +54
|-
| [[Storm umbrella]]   || S || +15
|-
| [[Strange attractor]]   || T || +71 to +78
|-
| [[Strap with a star]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Strapless sandals]]   || L || +114 to +118
|-
| [[Stratospear]]   || W || +132 to +136
|-
| [[Street gang leader's sneakers]]   || L || +14 to +15
|-
| [[String of nut beads]]   || T || -10
|-
| [[String theory bikini]] || B || +138 to +139
|-
| [[Strong letter of recommendation]]   || T || +82
|-
| [[Strong staff]]   || W || -7
|-
| [[Strong sunblock]]   || S || +25
|-
| [[Stunned turtle]]   || S ||
|-
| [[Stunt double]]   || S || +52 to +54
|-
| [[Stuntman's helmet]]   || H || +5
|-
| [[Subnet mask]]   || H || +22 to +25
|-
| [[Suicide watch]]   || A || +72 to +73
|-
| [[Suit of l'amour]] || B || +136 to +150
|-
| [[Sumo suit]]   || B || -6 to -4
|-
| [[Super visor]]   || H || +56 to +59
|-
| [[Superhero's leotard]]   || B || +4 to +5
|-
| [[Superhero's unitard]]   || B || +93
|-
| [[Surgical gloves]]   || A || -10
|-
| [[Surge protector]]   || S || +109 to +120
|-
| [[Surround sneakers]]  || L || +136
|-
| [[Survival kilt]]   || L || +91 to +102
|-
| [[Suspenders of disbelief]]   || B || +79 to +84
|-
| [[Swamp waders]]   || L || 0
|-
| [[Sword of a Thousand Truths]]   || W || +110 to +124
|-
| [[Sword of irony]]   || W || +71
|-
| [[Sword of overcompensation]]   || W || +55 to +56
|-
| [[Sword processor]]   || S || +59
|-
| [[Swordfish]]   || W || -2 to -1
|-
| [[Swordfish's nose]]   || W || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Sysadmin's sweater]]   || B || +22 to +23
|-
| [[System reboots]]   || L || +91
|-
| [[System specs]]   || H || +86 to +92
|}

==T==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_T"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[T-shirt tuxedo]]   || B || +105 to +112
|-
| [[T-shorts]]   || L || +60 to +62
|-
| [[Table knife]]   || W || -6 to -4
|-
| [[Table-leg]]   || W || -7
|-
| [[Tail of a ball-mouse]]   || T || -9
|-
| [[Tainted glove]]   || A || 0
|-
| [[Talisman of Complete Uselessness]]   || T || +48 to +60
|-
| [[Talking skull]] || T || +140 to +160
|-
| [[Tanker's helmet]]   || H || -2 to 0
|-
| [[Tarot deck shoes]]   || L || +72 to +84
|-
| [[Tattle tail]]   || B || +125 to +150
|-
| [[Tearjerker]]  || W || +111 to +120
|-
| [[Technicolor dreamcoat]]   || B || +39 to +44
|-
| [[Technobauble]]   || T || +128
|-
| [[Tectonic plate mail]]   || B || +63 to +67
|-
| [[Temporary tattoo]]   || A || +23 to +24
|-
| [[Tentacled pentacle]]   || T || +81 to +86
|-
| [[Tesla chainmail]]   || B || +97 to +102
|-
| [[Tesla coil gun]]   || W || +93 to +99
|-
| [[Textolite shield]]   || S || +15 to +16
|-
| [[The Doomerang]]   || W ||
|-
| [[The Mask]]   || H || +32 to +33
|-
| [[The Schwartz]]   || W || +104 to +119
|-
| [[Theme parka]]   || B || +113 to +122
|-
| [[Thinking cap]]   || H || +94 to +96
|-
| [[Third eye monocle]] || H || +125 to +132
|-
| [[Third-time charm]]   || T || +106 to +124
|-
| [[Thor's jackhammer]]   || W || +110 to +121
|-
| [[Three-piece swimsuit]] || B || +105
|-
| [[Three-sided die]]   || T || +54 to +56
|-
| [[Three-way tie]]  || B || +132 to 134
|-
| [[Three-way tie]]  || T || 
|-
| [[Throwing iron]]   || W || +28 to +30
|-
| [[Thrown down gauntlets]]   || A || +51 to +56
|-
| [[Thunder-proof underwear]]   || L || +40 to +44
|-
| [[Thunderwear]]   || L || +35 to +36
|-
| [[Tiberium ring]]   || T || +17 to +19
|-
| [[Tic tac toes]]   || L || +76 to +77
|-
| [[Tickling gun]]   || W || +6 to +7
|-
| [[Tights of immodesty]]   || L || +78
|-
| [[Tiki idol]]   || T || +142
|-
| [[Tin can]]   || S || -8 to -7
|-
| [[Tin foil hat]]   || H || +36 to +39
|-
| [[Tin shield]]   || S || +1
|-
| [[Tinky-Winky's mittens]]   || A || +4
|-
| [[Titan's boots]]   || L || +15
|-
| [[Titanium nightgown]]   || B || +7
|-
| [[Toe trucks]]   || L || +78
|-
| [[Toilet seat cover]]   || S || -6 to -5
|-
| [[Tortoise shell]]   || S || -6
|-
| [[Touchy feelers]] || A || +110 to +160
|-
| [[Tough Spartan shield]]   || S || +6
|-
| [[Tour de forcefield]] || S || +136 to +161
|-
| [[Traffic cone]]   || H || 0 to +2
|-
| [[Traffic jammies]] || B || +111 to +119
|-
| [[Tramp's shoes]]   || L || +13
|-
| [[Transmogrifier gun]]   || W || +72
|-
| [[Trenchant obtusenator of boorishness]]   || W || +94 to +101
|-
| [[Trenchcoat of arms]]   || B || +112 to +128
|-
| [[Trident of wet power]]   || W || +13 to +15
|-
| [[Trigger fingers]]   || A || +88 to +90
|-
| [[Trollface]] || H || +11 to +12
|-
| [[Tropical punch]]   || W || +61 to +66
|-
| [[Trousers of impudence]]   || L || +18
|-
| [[True glove]] || A || +89 to +93
|-
| [[Trump card]] || T || -5 to -4
|-
| [[Truncheon of diplomacy]]   || W || +76 to +77
|-
| [[Trustier bustier]]   || B || +133 to +134
|-
| [[Tunnel vision]]   || H || +86 to +94
|-
| [[Turncoat]]   || B || +62 to +63
|- 
| [[Turtleneck plate mail]] || B || +126 to +128
|-
| [[Two turtle gloves]]  || A || +56 to +59
|-
| [[Two-handled chopper]]   || W || -2
|-
| [[Two-sworded hand]]   || W || +16 to +18
|-
| [[Two-toed socks]]  || L || +140
|-
| [[Two-way mirror shades]]   || H || +88 to +101
|}

==U==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_U"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Ugly holiday sweater]]   || B || +117
|-
| [[Ultimate arm equipment]]   || A || +65 to +70 
|-
| [[Ultimate defense mechanism]]   || S || +70 to +77
|-
| [[Ultimate shield of darkness]]   || S || +29
|-
| [[Ultimate weapon]]   || W || +40 to +42
|-
| [[Unconscious armadillo]]   || S || +66 to +68
|-
| [[Undead Paladin's shield]]   || S || +26 to +28
|-
| [[Unicorn's horn]]   || T || +5
|-
| [[Unicorn hunting license]] || T || +131 to +149
|-
| [[Unidentified fighting object]]   || W || +98 to +99
|-
| [[Universal remote]]   || T || +46 to +52
|-
| [[Unlicensed nuclear accelerator]]   || W || +103 to +114
|-
| [[Unlike button]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Unrequited gloves]]   || A || +50 to +54
|-
| [[Uranium walking stick]]   || W || +25 to +27
|-
| [[Utility kilt]]   || L || +50
|}

==V==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_V"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Vacuum pack]]   || B || +93 to +98
|-
| [[Van Allen Belt]]   || B || +77 to +90
|-
| [[Vanity mirror]]   || T || +74 to +78
|-
| [[Veil of tears]]   || H || +125 to +134
|-
| [[Velcro-fastened armor]]   || S || +114
|-
| [[Verbal reflector]]   || S || +93 to +97
|-
| [[Vest of both worlds]] || B || +150
|-
| [[Veteran's puttees]]   || L || -7
|-
| [[Vibranium vambraces]]   || A || +90 to +94
|-
| [[Viking's helmet]]   || H || +3
|-
| [[Villainous moustache]]   || H || +2
|-
| [[Vital sign]]   || T || +106 to +120
|-
| [[Volcanic sash]] || B || +137 to +141
|-
| [[Volcanic sash]] || T || +135 to +160
|-
| [[Voodoo doll]]   || W || +26 to +28
|-
| [[Vorpal sword]]   || W || +53 to +130
|-
| [[Vortex cannon]]   || W || +58 to +60
|-
| [[VR-mask]]   || H || +29
|-
| [[Vuvuzela of annoyance]]   || W || +62 to +67
|}

==W==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_W"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Waders of The Lost Ark]]   || L || +44 to +48
|-
| [[Waist of space]]   || B || +107 to +122
|-
| [[Waist of thyme]] || B || +125 to +135
|-
| [[WALL-E's tracks]]   || L || +31 to +32
|-
| [[Warmer on the liver]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Warm embracelets]]   || A || +108 to +160
|-
| [[Warpspeedos]]   || B || +151 to +160
|-
| [[Wasteland Traveler's high boots]]   || L || +16
|-
| [[Water balloon launcher]]   || W || 0
|-
| [[Weapon of less destruction]]   || W || +42
|-
| [[Weapon of mass distraction]]  || W || +133
|-
| [[Web shooters]]   || A || +75 to +86
|-
| [[Web of lies]] || S || +51 to +60
|-
| [[Wedding ring]]   || A || +5 to +6
|-
| [[Weevil costume]]   || B || -6
|-
| [[Welder's protective screen]]   || H || -4
|-
| [[Welding dress]]  || B || +137
|-
| [[Wheel of time]] || S || +139
|-
| [[Whippersnapper]]   || W || +99 to +100
|-
| [[Whiskered matryoshka]]   || T ||
|-
| [[Whistle blower]] || T || +125 to +128
|-
| [[White slippers]]   || L || -7
|-
| [[Whoop-axe]]   || W || +87 to +90
|-
| [[Widder-shins]]  || L || +134 to +144
|-
| [[Widow's blue stockings]]   || L || +17
|-
| [[Wiffle ball-and-chain]]   || W || -3 to -1
|-
| [[Wig of insufferable pomposity]] || H || +131 to +138
|-
| [[Wild boar's snout]]   || T || +1
|-
| [[Wimple]]   || H || -2 to -1
|-
| [[Wind turban]]   || H || +60 to +64
|-
| [[Window shutter]]   || S || +9 to +11
|-
| [[Wooden pitchfork]]   || W || +1 to +4
|-
| [[Wooden planks with springs]]   || L || -4
|-
| [[Wooden wings]]   || B || -1
|-
| [[Wool legwarmers]]   || L || -9
|-
| [[Worn-out slippers]]   || L || -8
|-
| [[Wreath of daisies]]   || H || -10 to -9
|-
| [[Wrist dreamcatcher]]   || T || +14 to +15
|-
| [[Wristlets of bad luck]]   || A ||
|-
| [[Writer's block (Equipment)|Writer's block]]   || S || +61 to +62
|-
| [[Wunderwaffle]]   || W || +80 to +85
|}

==X==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_X"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[X-ray glasses]]   || H || +40 to +42
|}

==Y==
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_Y"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Yellow-brick robe]] || B || +147 to +158
|-
| [[Yellow polka dot bikini]]   || B ||
|-
| [[Yellow raincoat]]   || B || +8 to +10
|-
| [[Yeti slippers]]   || L || +33
|-
| [[Yin-yang earrings]] || H || +150 to +153
|}

==Z==

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
|- id="s_Z"
! style="width: 70%"|Equipment
! style="width: 15%"|Type
! style="width: 15%"|Durability
|-
| [[Zirconium bracelet]]   || T || +27 to +30
|-
| [[Zombieskin overcoat]]   || B || +1 to +5
|}

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